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glmagus

Framboozling completed!


pantiesdrawer

So baller of Framber to tie the record in dominant style.


Packtex60

Beautiful!


tbartman68

24th QS CGSO FRAMBOOZLED!


NOLA1987

CGSO: Check 24th straight quality start: Check Double digit run curse: Broken


Cucumber-Jen

FRAMBER!!!!!!! 🧡💙🧡 Very well done!


44Yordan

Not bad! Tied with Jacob DeGrom!


AstroWorldSecurity

Beautiful!!!


NicolasBroaddus

THAT'S MY ACE


Mundane_Leopard_3974

That’s my king ace is still Verlander


NicolasBroaddus

The best hand is two aces


vathodic

Pocket Rockets


Deadpool_chimichanga

Framber got CY Dark Horse Candidate


AlwaysSunny512

# GET FRAMBERIZED!


IceSt0rm78

CGSO


vathodic

Yes!


jordana01

Let’s go Framber!


Cucumber-Jen

JP is on fire tonight!


JoseAltuve27

Scores against Tigers this year: W 3-2 W 3-2 W 3-2 W 5-0 almost W 5-0 until the Tucker hit


AstroWorldSecurity

Good stuff, Peña!


Luckytxn_1959

Fuck Framber. That man has family...


Luckytxn_1959

Framber has family too...


rahrahrah4781

Framily


Luckytxn_1959

Come on Framber. Get em.


imsorryiwishiwasbetr

Cgso incoming?


Cucumber-Jen

Shut ‘em out Framber! 🧡💙


AstroWorldSecurity

We're good at baseball. It's neat.


JinFuu

I’d say even with our 2010-2013 we’re one of the best teams in baseball from 1997 on (regular season at least, lol)


NOLA1987

Ron Kulpa was on an ejection spree damn near with Guardians/Angels. I thought Tito was going to straight up punch Kulpa.


dirtysock47

What caused the ejection spree?


NOLA1987

So Tepera was pitching to Gimenez in the 7th and threw a pitch that hit his shoe. Gimenez check swung, but they still called it a strike (it looked like a check swing, tbh). Tito calmly tries to argue the call. Kulpa does what he wants, so he ejects Tito. Tito loses his mind on Kulpa. Obviously, all of this would mean that Tepera would be able to throw a few warm-up pitches. Apparently they can't do that either because Kulpa immediately ejects Nevins from the game.


GsoFly

Its like clubbing baby seals


TheDuckshot

💰💰 Paying The Tuck Tax 💰💰 LONG LIVE THE KING💰💰


AfterbirthNachos

Break the double digit curse!!!


Intern_Al

Blummer doesn’t even try to hide how he hates the 2023 shift rule haha


joeyblack0ut

It's one of the best rule changes imo


Cucumber-Jen

Nice! 👑


glmagus

HRC KING TUCK!!


glmagus

A single works but a King Tuck grand salami would have been awesome


vathodic

Nice


AstroWorldSecurity

Hrc tuck


StickyRiceLover

HRC Tucker


vathodic

C'mon Tuck....


imsorryiwishiwasbetr

Hrc tucker


Luckytxn_1959

HRC King Tuck


Luckytxn_1959

Ok a 2 rbi works too.


skeptoid79

HRC TUCKER


AfterbirthNachos

HRC tuck


Cucumber-Jen

Slam ‘em Tuck!


manofconviction

HRC King Tuck


NicolasBroaddus

HRC Tucker


vathodic

GSC 👑 TUCK


Hamburglar_Helper

HRC tucker


thegoatishere

Would y’all rather be first or second seed?


NOLA1987

I was so confused why no one tagged to third. Then I remembered Maldy was on second.


NottheArkhamKnight

HRC Alvarez


I_cant_complain_much

Hrc yordan


abefroman07

HRC Yordan


oekos

HRC Alvarez


44Yordan

HRC Yordan


_jared_p

Hrc Yordan


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

a little suprised framber is going to pitch the 9th considering how late it is in season but as long as the quality start stays intact and he doesn't get hurt im here for it


RonWill79

HRC Peña


Resting_Lich_Face

Hrc pena


chimp20

HRC Pena


Luckytxn_1959

HRC Altuve


Luckytxn_1959

Ok a single works.


JoseAltuve27

So, who is going to beat the Dodgers this year? It has to be somebody.


Luckytxn_1959

Probably be us again.


AlwaysSunny512

HRC ALTUVE


JoseAltuve27

After a rocky first, Valdez got through 7 straight innings with only 76 pitches. The Tigers just did not make him work.


abattlecry

i’m in love with alex bregman holy shit


Resting_Lich_Face

That's how bregnancies happen.


vathodic

I'll let him know


DemSumBigAssRidges

I *love* when we look fuckin good!


RonWill79

God damn! This defense tonight!


jag18423

What a play by Bregs


skeptoid79

Cgso for my birthday and Nola's cakeday let's goooooo.


imsorryiwishiwasbetr

No way he goes out again.


skeptoid79

Pray tell who is warming up good sir.


NOLA1987

Looks like no one. They're gonna let Framber pitch the 9th


skeptoid79

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oFzmkkwfOGlzZ0gxi/giphy.gif


vathodic

Nobody


Luckytxn_1959

Damn that was a filthy defensive play.


Intern_Al

Breggy it doesn’t get any better than that!


AstroWorldSecurity

Breggy!!


AlwaysSunny512

WHAT A FUCKIN PLAY, BREGGY!


imsorryiwishiwasbetr

Let's go pressly!


JoseAltuve27

In 2003, I wanted the Astros to play against the Tigers because they were terrible. I also thought Jeriome Robertson was a good pitcher just because of his W-L ratio. But don't you have to give a pitcher some credit for going 5 innings and not blowing it?


imsorryiwishiwasbetr

Framber gonna walk this chump?


NicolasBroaddus

Framber just filthy tonight Jesus, he’s thirsty for that record


Cucumber-Jen

I hope he stays in for the 9th


chimp20

Can we play the Tigers every game?😃


pantiesdrawer

Just let him go for the cgso.


m0nk3y42

having to watch the away stream because i can only find shitty streams, but the tigers broadcast is putting me to sleep. they are very mellow.


ReportMeSnowflake

That's 24 straight isn't it?


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

He has the innings requirement just need him to be done for the game or completing the game outright for it to be official


imsorryiwishiwasbetr

Framber out for the night?


dirtysock47

And here come the political ads lmao.


Cucumber-Jen

Abbott 🤮


AstroWorldSecurity

82 pitches with five hits over seven scoreless innings is not too shabby.


manofconviction

Framber rollin'


vathodic

🎶Keep them Frambers rollin ...Framhide...🎶


vathodic

Damn yordonger


Cucumber-Jen

Awesome pitch count Framber! ⚾️


jsting

I'm watching the Tigers broadcast and the commentators completely ignored the umpire spiking the ball into the ground.


abattlecry

he’s only at 80 pitches. tigers are the latest victims of the Framboozle


Hippity_Hop_Skip

We really giving away scarves huh


Resting_Lich_Face

It's cold in our home stadium in NY in october.


rahrahrah4781

When we go visit our sons for the annual October visit.


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

Yordan really gonna be batting .310 while also having gold glove defense in 2023


dirtysock47

Nice play by Yordan!


TheDuckshot

Yordong is just showing off now ^/s


JoseAltuve27

Valdez already has a QS, barring 4 runs. Now he's just showing off.


JinFuu

Framber is gonna up and steal the Cy from JV if JV isn’t careful. I just hope that they don’t split the vote and Cease gets it


dirtysock47

Tucker looks pissed.


vathodic

Doesn't like the consistency of the dirt on the field he uses to rub his hands with


skeptoid79

"This is pauper's dirt."


donttouchthtmacaroni

HRC Tucker


imsorryiwishiwasbetr

Think framver completes the game?


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

If he can get to the 9th with less than 90 pitches then he'll get a shot to complete it


imsorryiwishiwasbetr

He didnt.


RonWill79

Couple more 9 pitch innings and he could. Doubt it though.


Seesaw121

Astros giving the poor tigers the business lol


vathodic

Feasting on tiger meat


imsorryiwishiwasbetr

Damn chat is so quiet tonight.


44Yordan

Doomers have nothing to complain about…


hanschien

MNF


NOLA1987

Lol. According to Rome, some people in press boxes have taken to asking if they could watch MNF instead


vathodic

Don't say anything about the score I'm recording it 😁


NOLA1987

I'm not even watching it. If the Saints aren't playing, I don't really care lol


dirtysock47

THE FRAMBOOZLING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES


JinFuu

I guess Framber has his favorite unis


Luckytxn_1959

They are becoming a fave of mine too.


Mundane_Leopard_3974

Frambers with an easy win.. he’s coasting probably will get 7-8 innings and further reduce that era


NOLA1987

Someone earlier was concerned that Framber wouldn't be able to get to 6 innings after a 20-pitch 1st. I think Framber recovered, with the defense backing him up as always.


TheDuckshot

Happy cake day


NOLA1987

Thanks


JoseAltuve27

Probably me, but I said after the second inning that he was on course again.


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

After a shaky first inning and almost giving up a 3 run bomb it's crazy that framber has gone thru the 2-5th innings only needing 45ish pitches


Intern_Al

If Yuli can start pulling pitches inside again… uh oh


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

That feels like Yulis first ever RBI Double this year and we're in mid-September lol


ray_0586

Yuli RBI with RISP


JoseAltuve27

So Pena causing the rundown was better for us than scoring 1 run + double play.


Directive_Nineteen

Pena should get a baserunner's RBI for that.


JoseAltuve27

And the Tigers' third baseman might as well have tried for the double play.


WillyC277

Hmmm I'm starting to think this Framber guy is pretty good.


KD_218

Great play by JP that doesn't go in a scorebook. Stayed alive long enough for Bregman and Yordan to get all the way to 2nd & 3rd.


NOLA1987

If you're gonna TOOTBLAN, make it a productive one


skeptoid79

Nah that was a TOOTBLAB(oss). He was hung out to dry pretty much on contact and yet still moved 2 runners up 90 extra feet.


toastar-phone

yeah, guy on 2nd and third is not bad.


vathodic

Nice spin move Pena!


NicolasBroaddus

God I fucking love rundown tags, so fucking funny and he did great delaying them


Inevitable_Return_47

SMH, can only get hits when team is not in the same division as the Astros.


WillyC277

Hmmm I'm starting to think this Framber guy is pretty good.


TexasHot

Hrc yordan


DemSumBigAssRidges

That dude must now chug any time Pena comes to the plate...


FernandoAyanami

Is it too early to get excited about Peña hitting well again?


Intern_Al

Peña has been on fire!! This is huge


JoseAltuve27

The Tigers are already NOT a fly ball team. Fewest home runs in the AL. This allows Framber to double down on ground beef framburger helper.


Intern_Al

This is the kind of defense I’m used to seeing behind Framchise


JoseAltuve27

This is one of the Framberest Framber starts I've seen.


vathodic

Pretty Framtastic for sure


algggag

Were those gunshots on the telecast?


DubleDuce

Has every pitch to Altuve been like a foot inside? And he keeps swinging at them!


NOLA1987

Lol. This is Altuve, though...


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

For a game right after scoring 10+ offense finally looks awake for once lmao


Intern_Al

Yordan and Aledmys friendship is so wholesome


Yolopogo

Yordan being best left field arm in the majors this year? Hnghh


JoseAltuve27

I didn't realize Alvarez was that great of a defensive left fielder. Yet we have him play a lot of DH.


monkeyvselephant

it's relative. he has a good arm and unassuming speed. he's definitely not the best at tracking and covering ground. Thankfully in MMP, LF doesn't need that.


rices4212

Probably to save his knees tbh


JoseAltuve27

Not probably, it is. But we might have to start him at LF come playoff time with McCormick in center. Can't afford to waste at-bats on Dubon in center. He's no Marisnick defensively with his .210 average.


NOLA1987

I feel like it's going to be Mancini who gets most, if not all of the LF starts in the postseason.


JoseAltuve27

You're right. But Mancini would be an upgrade over Gurriel at first. Damn.


NOLA1987

Offensively, sure. But Gurriel is a year removed from a Gold glove season. Gurriel at 1st is not as big the downgrade people make it out to be. Plus, we will still Mancini in the lineup so his bat will still be there.


Tcoomes10

Why does Tucker never look happy on the bench


skeptoid79

Because it's not as comfortable as his throne.


44Yordan

King Tuck has a lot of responsibilities sitting atop the Iron Throne…


Intern_Al

Yuli’s had some bad luck today on both outs but the swing is looking good


JinFuu

Did we turn the offense back on?


eliwood5837

lmaoo the ump saying the wrong thing at first


m0nk3y42

these fuckin' umps...


manofconviction

Framber giving up quite a bit of lifted contact last couple starts, have teams finally figured him out?


44Yordan

Framber is just being a great team mate showcasing the Yordong hose!


JoseAltuve27

Our fielders were already in the dugout because they saw the call as ridiculous.


jacksarn

Tagged him right on his ass cheek. Love seeing these uniforms


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

Defense coming thru clutch for Framber today after the last start


Intern_Al

Cuzzi is senile but we knew that already


44Yordan

The turn is over called the batter is safe!


monkeyvselephant

Touchdown!


TheDuckshot

Yordong looking like our best outfielder


monkeyvselephant

probably our best outfield arm right now


hitalec

The runner is safe. ... The runner is out.


vathodic

Lol