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bigtice

Astros broke out the home run bats and threw up 12 runs in the process -- hopefully the bats don't go absolutely cold against the Tigers tomorrow, but scoring 10+ runs isn't usually a good sign for the next game. Regardless, another win for the good guys.


vathodic

90 wins!


manofconviction

Braves fans getting the Odorizzi experience https://twitter.com/himynameis_shay/status/1569077051134562306?s=20&t=W_BUl342_EznAgXcdIwu6Q


JoseAltuve27

Not even letting Ohtani get his garbage time stats in? Oh, I wanted to see him do SOMETHING THAT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE


dirtysock47

"This ball was Tucked" - TK


vathodic

That ball had a family!


PrimeMinister_RoB

I hope Adell can now write another song about his relationship problems.


vathodic

Anaheim on a rally? Lol


JoseAltuve27

Oh, Framber needs to get that record. The Tigers and A's SUCK at offense. Like the two worst hitting teams in the AL by a wide margin.


DanDrungle

Thanks for jinxing it bro!


Spaceolympian50

If Texans ain’t got me, Astros always got me. Lfg.


BloodyScourge

Let's be honest: Texans never had me


vathodic

JJ Watt couldn't do it for ya?


FinalFrash

Unfortunately, football isn't like basketball where one guy is enough to carry a team


MenShouldntHaveCats

Brady kinda disagrees


Intern_Al

Trey needed a game like this in a huge way


RonWill79

Walk machine!


aStockUsername

PSA: We can come back from 0-3. This is great news.


TheDuckshot

💰💰 Paying The Tuck Tax 💰💰 LONG LIVE THE KING💰💰


Hermit_Royalty

The curse has been activated. Rip


MenShouldntHaveCats

Stros have hit for homerun cycle.


PrimeMinister_RoB

This is a really good sign. Everybody heating up at once. We need this momentum going into October.


BloodyScourge

HRC Trey


aStockUsername

Okay can we just like save some for tommorw mr. tuck?


JoseAltuve27

I guess Tucker doesn't like the "The The Angels Angels of Anaheim" name.


Luckytxn_1959

King Tuck got me.


Intern_Al

I like Marte a lot, hope he stays in the division for a long time


bigtice

"*That's King Tuck, to you.*" - Tucker


PapiGoneGamer

#GOD SAVE THE KING


rahrahrah4781

Underrated comment considering


NOLA1987

Tuck and Yordan don't give a shit about the double digit curse.


FinalFrash

Yordan homer. Now that...that hasn't been seen in a while. It does put a smile on my face though


BloodyScourge

HRC Tucker


BloodyScourge

FUCK YEAH!!! ONLY MY 2ND HRC ALL SEASON!!! AND BOTH FROM TUCKER!


vathodic

👏👏🙂


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BloodyScourge

Don't forget you get a 2nd!


aStockUsername

There goes the run support. We win 1-0 tomorrow on a bases loaded walk.


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

Yordan is back 🥹


RonWill79

Happy for Yordan! On the downside, no reason to watch tomorrow now.


Brilliant0304

Probably not Tuesday either that was at least two games worth of hits SMH


Intern_Al

Reaching the dreaded 10-run mark on a Yordan homerun is a price I am willing to take


OneCore_

league fucked having bregman and yordan and tucker and altuve doing well at the same time isn't fair for everyone else


BloodyScourge

Yordongs are back on the menu boys


ShadeWaker

Hopefully Yordan is warming back up now


ToastyMcloasty

HES BACK HES BACK HOLLYYYY SHIT HES BACKKKK LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


PapiGoneGamer

#YORDONG


Luckytxn_1959

Yordong is back.


MasterMentorJr

Rip Frambers run support tomorrow


dirtysock47

It should be Hunter Brown starting tomorrow.


PapiGoneGamer

Maybe they break the cycle tomorrow. Probably not but maybe.


TheDuckshot

lets hope that wakes yordongs bat up for good


MasterMentorJr

His ABs have been much better recently. He is elevating the ball more and not striking out as much


NOLA1987

AIR...YORDAN????


JoseAltuve27

Yeah, that was def a hr


gulfside13

Yordan bomb!!!


_jared_p

YORDAN!


BloodyScourge

Uh oh, 10 runs!


Intern_Al

YORDAN IS BACK TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS


_jared_p

Is Miller making progress fixing Will Smith or what?


faiosa

Bro no wonder Peña is always striking out to breaking balls below his knees, I’ve never seen a player get balls thrown below his knees called a strike more than this guy has all season Edit: not talking about the strikeout pitch but the first strike in that at bat, at least 6 inches below the strike zone


Inevitable_Return_47

WTF, why do they use minute maid park for concerts. The field looks horrible on my 4k TV.


Brilliant0304

It looks even worse in person you’re going to resod after the Billy Joel concert so you’ve got Lady Gaga Tuesday, Billy Joel on the 26th I think and then they’ll resod they said


PapiGoneGamer

The acoustics are better than NRG and Toyota Center.


Inevitable_Return_47

Dam shame, have icon stadium still standing that could be used for such events. But no tight wad developer wants to spend the money on a old relic. Heck Saints still play in SuperDome even after Katrina beat the cover of it.


PapiGoneGamer

The county still owns the building so it’s on them to renovate it and some bean counter over there doesn’t think it provides any meaningful ROI for what it would cost to renovate the building. Plus it risks being removed from the national register of historic places if it were to be renovated like Soldier Field in Chicago.


Luckytxn_1959

Damn. I am liking this "Will Smith" experience.


FinalFrash

Hasn't slapped you in the face yet


JoseAltuve27

It was worth trading Odorizzi for him at least.


Luckytxn_1959

This.


Intern_Al

Will Smith has been impressive lately… pleasantly surprised


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Luckytxn_1959

Well I am a homer and like my teams and learned that sometimes I have to embrace the suck. After seeing that last series in OT and the play calling I think I am going to have to embrace the suck again.


JinFuu

Astros bumper music “Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked”, I’m transported back to Borderlands 1


BradGroux

Say what you will about Dusty Baker, but he’d never settle for a tie.


FinalFrash

Is it possible for a baseball game to end in a tie? Well u guess if a 0-0 game goes all the way to the 25th Inning or something...


BloodyScourge

Back in the day they used to call games for darkness. Plenty of ties then.


vathodic

"It's to dark to play! Tie game"! Lol


MenShouldntHaveCats

Lol


_jared_p

Attsportsnet has been a fucked up pixelated mess off and on last night and today. Did it right in the middle of Bregmans grand slam, too. Ranch water commercials clear as a bell though.


NOLA1987

Who's your provider?


_jared_p

Direct tv. I’m very rural, everything is bad , one Internet provider, etc.


RonWill79

Switch to Directv Stream. Cheaper and crystal clear.


_jared_p

Thank you, I will check it out.


RonWill79

You have to have a smart tv or smart device like Apple TV connected to the tv though


_jared_p

Ten4


JoseAltuve27

The Angels still haven't recovered from the grand slam.


CorrivalTen7

Bregman’s RPO (run pass option) double play is officially better than this weekend’s football 😂


PapiGoneGamer

Breggy doesn’t pussy out and settle for tie games


wessneijder

DB shattered Vazquez confidence by not starting him daily


toastar-phone

what is with this broadcast? is there a fiber loose at the stadium?


Chavez_713

So I'm not the only one, I didn't see the grand slam because I was having issues


RonWill79

No problems with mine.


vathodic

Same here... crystal clear


gulfside13

I'm so grateful that I came to my senses and gave up my Texans fandom, then embraced the Astros and became a baseball fan. It's the best decision I've made as a sports fan. Night and day b/w the two franchises, and even when the Astros were putting up 100 loss seasons at least they had a process and a vision. Fingers crossed the Rockets can replicate that rebuilding process and win a title as well


MenShouldntHaveCats

That whole franchise is such a mess


vathodic

Yeah not really a Texans fan anymore... I almost recorded the game today to watch after Astros... ALMOST


toastar-phone

are we not playing oakland? we get 4 days off?


Brilliant0304

Yes we are playing them next weekend


toastar-phone

yeah, the broadcast graphic was fucked up.


Luckytxn_1959

WTF did I just see?


vathodic

Oof...stick to policing


JoseAltuve27

Dangerous to get that close to Pena.


pantiesdrawer

Haha, where did Bregman even come from?


Intern_Al

Bregman with the interception


vathodic

Staneck?


NOLA1987

Damn. That was a bases clearing double easy if that got past Duffy. That was a rocket.


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

stop the count


dirtysock47

Jesus Christ the Yankees are murdering the Rays right now. 10-1 top of the 3rd.


Jacob_dp

Oof. The only real question people want to know is did Judge drop any bombs?


NOLA1987

Surprisingly, only a sac fly


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

Gleyber Torres got 2 homers and Oswaldo Cabrera got his first ever HR Siri drove in Tampas only run of the game so far


ray_0586

HRC Yuli


dirtysock47

Pujols just hit #697. He's all alone at 4th place in career home run total.


bullshitpostofficer

HRC Tuck


TexasHot

Hrc tucker


Speeder96

HRC Tucker


_jared_p

Hrc Tucker


vathodic

GSC 👑 TUCK


Jacob_dp

HRC King Fucking Tuck


Luckytxn_1959

HRC Breggy


pantiesdrawer

Texans are playing for the tie, and lucky to be in a position to do so.


booger_dick

Damn, I knew Altuve was fast but not 31 ft/second fast. That's up there with the fastest times to 1B in the league


Jacob_dp

Makes up for that weak turn in the first. At the game, and it looked like he was jogging into second.. I think he knew he was out as soon as he committed to the turn though.


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

we can get one more run before the double digit curse kicks in so hopefully a yordan solo shot os the ninth run


bigtice

"*I'm fast.*" - Altuve


vathodic

Tuve... nice


Randygarrett44

Altuve is basically me on mlb the show. Except I miss it completely.


JinFuu

And makes questionable running decisions like me


Randygarrett44

Sweet sac fly. And my other guy ran to second and he's put. Fuck.


vathodic

My whole life is a questionable decision...😁


JinFuu

Ain’t that just the way


wellifitisntliloldme

Dear Astros, Thank you for not being like the Texans. Sincerely, Houston


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

astros and uh basketball carrying since 2021 tbh


FinalFrash

PS Thank you for also not being the Rockets


booger_dick

Sheesh, Houston football teams and queefing a lead in the 4th quarter, name a better duo this week


Luckytxn_1959

Yeah and Texans were playing good. Then one fumble and that is all she wrote but the Colts just missed an easy FG.


booger_dick

They looked great in the first 3 quarters. Mills is legit


Luckytxn_1959

The defense has been real good. Very questionable play calling on this last series though makes me think we won't do much.


NOLA1987

I love how right after they talk about how patient Altuve has been at the plate, Altuve proceeded to swing at three straight pitches completely out of the zone.


anpansmashs

Lmao Shortman waves a big stick


crushcitymango

Switch to the Astros game cuz I forgot the early start I just watched the Texans game and I needed a dopamine boost


anpansmashs

A rare sight to see Abreu start off a bit shaky. Still, left the inning scoreless. It’s been a marvel watching him develop into a certified bullpen piece


OneCore_

"astros bullpen ass"


bigtice

"*You were worried?*" - Abreu


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

rare bad abreu outing


Mundane_Leopard_3974

How bad was it… he still closed the innings in 11 pitches and conceded no run


omgdiaf

Looks like I should have been watching this game not the Texans.


wellifitisntliloldme

Same. Decided to watch bc week 1 and it was great! Until.....


TheDuckshot

neat the wave


vathodic

Uh oh abreu!


manofconviction

I think Texans started having a meltdown once Breggy hit the slam. I'm ok with that trade off.


pantiesdrawer

How do they determine when to run the train?


shahtavacko

Homie hits home run, train adds to the hurt


BloodyScourge

If ball go far, train go woo


AlwaysSunny512

That’s only in the morning! Sounds like an alarm clock. Let’s people know they should be up making breakfast.


NOLA1987

When I said the Saints weren't doing shit earlier, I spoke too soon. What a fucking comeback!!!! I need the Astros to keep up the momentum.


skeptoid79

Spill moar covfefe


Randygarrett44

Jeez. That was a very vintage springer-esque bomb.


anpansmashs

A BREGNANT MAN DELIVERS A GRAND SLAM FOLLOWED BY A COUPLE OF RUNS BY MR. SLAMCINI! 8-3 ASTROS


JinFuu

Alright, no more runs, we’re good


anpansmashs

Does anyone know if the more than 9 runs scored curse transfer over to a new team once the series is over?


JinFuu

I think so, we scored 20+ on the White Sox then had an off day before that terrible Braves series


AlwaysSunny512

#**TREY THA TRUTH**


JoseAltuve27

Traintracks Mancini


manofconviction

ATTABOY Trey!!!!


Intern_Al

TREY TO THE TREY TRACKS!!


vathodic

Nice


Mrcrispyeggroll

Holy shit


dirtysock47

FUCK YEAH LFG MANCINI


bigtice

Trey Tha Truth.


NOLA1987

TREY THE TRUTH


vathodic

Mancini!!! There he is!!!


NOLA1987

Yuli with 5 hits over the last 2 games. I see you.


shahtavacko

Never liked Mayers


FinalFrash

The Texans just blew a 17 point lead. I hope we don't blow this lead...


wellifitisntliloldme

Texans are going to do this shit again this year. I guess hiuston is destined to only have one good team at a time


JinFuu

Astros are a far better team


FinalFrash

Well, I won't deny that. I do not want to be disappointed twice though. 5 lead game now though


booger_dick

Lol don't try too hard for that grounder, Yuli. Wouldn't want you to dirty that uniform


manofconviction

Looks like we need more runs


Randygarrett44

Done.


manofconviction

Nice.


shahtavacko

DP would be nice right about now


joeyblack0ut

Ok Garcia, u have a lead now, please don't immediately give it back


joeyblack0ut

Oof Vasquez, swung through 2 meatballs


pantiesdrawer

That he knew were coming.


JustForTuite

HRC dubon


Particular-Sorbet-22

LSU boys showing out today in the H. Breggy with the grand slam and stingley with that huge 3rd & goal stop. Geaux Tigahs. Edit: Opposite field Grand slam🥵💯


Jacob_dp

Can't wait for the headline "Ohtani hits for the cycle. Angels lose by 6."


Jacob_dp

Looks like I'm getting close on the score call lol