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BenghaZeke

Whole team’s evidently hungover from urquidy’s baby shower lmfao


veroxii

Can't win them all. See you all tomorrow.


Vulpinox

man we really can't beat ohtani. i sure hope we don't see him in October...


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

rare game where one of our starters got shelled but at least yordan is findng his swing again this series


SpicyDoritos2

Well I really hated today tbh


RonWill79

Texas A&M embarrassed, Astros smoked, next your gonna tell me the Texans will lose tomorrow!


Nobius

UH lost. Texas lost. Aggies lost. Only good thing was the Dynamo didn’t lose despite being down a man for over half the game.


Nobius

I got good news for you, the Texans did *not* lose.


RonWill79

At this point, I’ll take a tie!


mattyhtown

Houston lost in overtime. Texans are due to win tomorrow


donttouchthtmacaroni

Light in the darkness: Yordan is starting to drive the ball


Winterspear

All the Fox announcers did was dickride the Angels and shit on the Astros for the entire game. Like I get Ohtani and Trout are good but the Angels would be crap without them


MasterMentorJr

I mean the angels are crap with them


Winterspear

Truth. The only reason Astros lost tonight was because of Ohtani


MasterMentorJr

We lost because Urquidy didn’t have it and Astros didn’t have any clutch hitting


Winterspear

God Urquidy was awful tonight


Utryn2gmble

Lol for real.


manbags

The color commentator basically said as much. He said Judge should get MVP since Ohtani's performance is wasted on a shit team and therefore not as valuable.


Utryn2gmble

Fox sports always does that… with any game they broadcast. The conversation in the booth is somehow always steered to how good the dodgers are, how Aaron Judge is the greatest player to ever live period, and how Ohtani is such a great individual player but he’s not great… yet, until he plays for the dodgers or Yankees.


shotty293

Fox sports always does that shit. At least we didn't have Buck and Smoltz. Those guys are insufferable.


iamjstn

Good news is that Buck went to ESPN and is no longer with FOX.


Winterspear

I don't think I've listened to their games but even their names sound insufferable


exoskeletalpatchwork

If you've ever watched a World Series in the last several years, you've heard Joe Buck call a game


Takingbacklives

The Angels are awful WITH them.


Tiberius-Dawn

Remember when their organizational negligence got one of their players killed? At least they didn't bang a trash can.


Utryn2gmble

God I hate the Angels and having to watch Phil Nevin bitching the entire game is one reason why I hate watching when we play the Angels. Angels are a dirty fucking team though. Did y’all see Taylor Ward sliding in with his cleats aimed right at Altuve’s glove hand? When he got caught trying to stretch a single.


[deleted]

At least we get to watch the Texans win tomorrow morning. Right guys?


GsoFly

I know we are probably going to win 100+ games, but it just seems like *the magic* this year isn't there like 2017/18/19/21. Maybe I have overly high expectations? Is it just me or no? IDK Offense just seems weaker than years past. Its missing that "it" factor?


thegoatishere

Literally our ugliest win and it’s not even that bad lol