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neighbourhood_alien

171 cm but I'm taller than people who say they're 175 cm


KawaiiVampy

Yea peeps lie a lot if they can't get caught.


kaynslave

I don't think they always lie. For example: My ID card used to say I am 161cm (F) but I am actually 165... I did not grow in that time. The person who measured it was just stupid. 🤡 This is a common thing in, Germany at least, to have a wrong height in your ID haha


the-chosen0ne

You got measured when you got your Perso? I just told them how tall I am


Taradactylss

I’m a 187cm (6’2) woman and the amount of times guys shorter than me say that I must be 6’3 or 6’4 because they’re claiming to be taller than they are is ridiculous. Then on the flip side about a month ago I had multiple tall guys (family and friends I’ve known forever) INSIST I could only be 6’0/1 and it went on for half an hour until they concluded that wow, maybe I am right about my own height. People are so fucking weird about height!!


Windairio

Anything above 166cm is 175.


dbsx75

The magic of the metric system ;)


SpaceAlienCowGirl

Exactly the same. 171cm I measured a few times to make sure but somehow I’m taller than people claiming to be 175.


TransformativeOne

I'm this tall


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And I'm that tall


Swimming_Marsupial

I'm yay big


PotentialFrame271

"Sooooooo big"


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You bragger you


oprah-winfurry

I am the tallest of em all


Xenodragon65

I'm that tall and than some .


iamokandusay

I'm the TALLEST


Blogger39

I am ever taller and more dangerous than you


Rude-Scholar-469

Same!


Abduco

Dude, I see you on your tip toes...


RenovatorX

I-Impossible! Y-You’re just fucking with me.


EzindE13

I'm as tall as I am small.


pixelated_monster

I'm about the same


Ok-Ad-7247

That one. I am the tall. Totally tall. I'm a samsquentch. Squeeeetch.


requin-lampion

5'3M. Strong gnome genes


KawaiiVampy

53 meters tall?


requin-lampion

No I'm not terrorizing Tokyo. 5'3" male


KawaiiVampy

Ah I was gonna say I saw you in a movie, nvm then.


jjjbroad

5'4 here, let's build an army


Heartlessqueencard

Gnome gang


ThatGuyExo

I wish I was a little bit taller...


Spectacular_One

Wish I was a baller


DanKnowsjack

I wish I had a girl who looked good


paulusblarticus

I would call her


CriticalCombustion

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat


AbjectNihilism

and a '64 Impala


xatabyc

Thank you all ❤️


Phuji_

Heard the song while reading. Mindfuck


NewGirlNsfw

6ft


KawaiiVampy

M or F?


NewGirlNsfw

F


KawaiiVampy

That's quite tall, where you from?


NewGirlNsfw

Earth


Nearby_Efficiency_15

what kind of earth?


Odd_Bear_7574

4'7 f full grown 🙁


Rasonovic

Have you tried watering it and putting it in direct sunlight (yourself)


Blutz101

5’7” on a good day


KawaiiVampy

And on a bad day?


Blutz101

5’6 is what I think I’m roughly but I’m somewhere in between, 5’7 when all is well in the world lolz


KawaiiVampy

What if the water level drops significantly?


Blutz101

Shit I may become avatar if that happens


gkelbo

6’4 cant walk without my ankles cracking and i hate the wind


KawaiiVampy

I'm 5'0, I don't like stairs or high shelves.


deicist

6'4" (very) high five. At 43 years old every bone in my body cracks when I stand up, my knees hurt all the time and I hit my head on every thing. On the plus side though.... I have 3 kids and a happy marriage I probably wouldn't have if I was a foot shorter because god knows I have bugger all else going for me other than my height.


ThaBalla79

Same height but different age. Genuine question, have you stayed in shape over the years? That is now my priority as I age. Seeing really fit 60+ people has been humbling lol


deicist

I haven't, but recently (3 months ago) I decided to: Come off anti-depressant; I'd been on them for about 15 years and was in a real rut of really flat responses to everything, no motivation etc so thought I'd try life unmedicated. That gave me a kick of energy which I put into my health. I started doing couch to 5k and at the same time started doing moderate weight lifting (deadlifting / squatting 70KG). Because of my knees I'm doing the 'running' on a cross trainer and I built a little squat rack in my office so I can do it all at home and I've seen decent results over the last few months. This week I also started intermittent fasting, doing 14/10 which I know isn't huge but it cuts put the couple of hours in the evening when I used to snack on shite. TL;DR: I didn't, but I'm putting effort into getting in shape now.


Ukraineluvr

Your relationship with the wind sounds like it blows.


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Being tall sucks sometimes


wtfLulw

5'8, but because I wear shoes so it's 5'9. But 5'9 is a weird number so it's actually 5'10 and you should also add 1 always so it's accurate so it's actually 5'11, and 5'11 just means 6'0. So I'm technically 6'0.


orange_freeza

but 6.0' is weird, so you are actually 6'1


Salty_Leadership3075

You can’t leave it on an odd number. You are 6’2


WilliamYale

Funny thing, i'm like precisely 6', maybe and a half inch. And when i'm asked, i say "precisely 6' ". This makes my 5'10" friends furious since they can't claim the 6' anymore.


KawaiiVampy

I'm 5'0. Sometimes people make a mistake and forget the 1 so I'm technically 5'10, and like you said you have to add a 1 so I'm 5'11, and that's basically 6'0, and like I said sometimes people forget to add a 1, so I'm technically 6'10, and you always have to add a 1 so I'm 6'11, and that's basically 7'0, and sometimes people forget...


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L-Ro

I see your 6’3 and raise you a 5’4 1/2


HamsterBorn9372

I'm also 5'4 1/2, the half is very important.


EnjoyWolfCola

Same. Tall people unite! Stop asking us to reach shit if you aren’t down to bend over and get shit. That is all


liluzidevil

I hate being 6’3 wish I was shorter


VictoriaSecretsX

6'4" gender: you decide


InXXu_

5'5 F Little bit taller than the average woman in my country.


Cristalrella

Had to scroll pretty far down to find a fellow 5’5 F!


KawaiiVampy

Good height.


Revortios

Im 198cm.


SeanHaz

Damn, now I'm no longer the tallest commenter 😥


Tinktaylor143

5ft 2 female


Penki-

And how tall would a 1 female be?


AndreiOT89

1.75 but I live in The Netherlands where the average is 1.83


TheNaturalWolf

About 175-180 cm. Male. Teenager.


KawaiiVampy

Still growing room?


TheNaturalWolf

Yep just a few years.


KawaiiVampy

I stopped growing at 16.


isuckatpeople

Youre 16 cm?


Main-Adhesiveness528

No, 16 feet, op is american


KawaiiVampy

I'm British, don't compare me to those.


Small_Act_6807

Americans use imperial forms of measurement. The British buy their petrol by the litre, then measure efficiency in miles per gallon. There is no comparison, one is stuck in the past, the other doesn't know where the hell they are 😅


KawaiiVampy

Only in my fairy form.


SuperTesmon

Also a teenager , 1.92. I keep forgetting my height and keep banging my head in stuff.😕


mightsdiadem

Sorry, but that only gets slightly better with age.


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I’m the same


sherlip

That's between 5'8 and 5'11 for us Americans.


Affectionate_Try_898

Male, 5’6”. Bring the jokes, I’m ready for them.


Glass-Philosopher302

5’6” here too man. Leggo!


KawaiiVampy

What jokes? I'm 5'0.


Affectionate_Try_898

Bruh, I take it back then ._.


KawaiiVampy

My tallest friend is 7'2 tho.


orange_freeza

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commonsensical1

People always think height is a good thing. The truth is height of 5'7 for a man is said to be the perfect height to live a long life without suffering from things like joint pain/bone issues like soreness as you grow older. You're not far off, so if you have no bad ailments in your family tree you most likely feel good while the taller people will feel like shit as they age.


Ender_Nobody

Jokes on you, I'm exactly 5'7. And the world is made for people my height.


MrdMehrdad14

I'm 5'7 and a lot of my friends are higher than me.


Epsilon497

Maybe you should get some better weed then


ThatsNotOkeyDokey

What dating app do short people use? Match - Sticks


Young-Rider

Aye mate, welcome to the club of short guys! No worries though, you're not alone.


rusty107897

Welcome to the club? Lol he has been part of the club his whole life. Source: I'm also 5'6 male


Affectionate_Try_898

Happy to be in the club, man!


Austinstephens332

Aye bro im 5'5 but I feel 10 feet tall most days


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BravePollution1785

I’m a girl who’s 5’6 too and to be honest I’d rather go out with someone the same height as me than someone who’s much taller.


therealgingerone

Same here, never been an issue to me, I get the odd joke here and there but it’s never bothered me


Shadow_banisher

5’ 10” and Male


rickyhatesspam

Same, almost there but didn't quite make it into the 6' club. Story of my life. Still am grateful!


anthonyxromeo

5’11.5 right here haha


KawaiiVampy

Nice height.


Extreme-Soup3306

6' 2" Male


TinPotSoldier

Snap - 188cm


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KawaiiVampy

M or F?


Justanothername__

5'3


nobodyspecialtbhlol

4'10. (F, Adult.) I swear to god i've heard every joke about it, lol.


linhlinh40hours

1,65m


Keynei

Female, doctors say I'm 5'10 and a half but according to most other people (especially guys) I'm over 6'


KawaiiVampy

Let me guess the guys who say you're 6ft as the same height as you?


Dipsaus01

178 cm. Idk in inches and feet, iam European.


KawaiiVampy

I'm from the UK I know both the units, 178 is 5' 10"


TheBupherNinja

5'11" M


nonsenseSpitter

You and me bro, we do lie about being 6ft don’t we? We’re almost 6ft, almost there but not quite.


Able-Budget-1091

Me smol :(


KawaiiVampy

How smol?


boosley

6'3 lady. It goes alright lol


bbabna

5 ft


mikab76

I'm home🥰


KawaiiVampy

Same


jjustpeachyy

same!


gooderest5

Me too😎


blarnnn

Same


Lildanny

Survey for Research?


KawaiiVampy

I like seeing how tall people are, people are almost always confused when I ask them. It's just for my own curiosity.


Lildanny

Ah ok i just point surveys towards a sub for that , 5'8" M


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JohnSimth20211101

180cm male. That's around 5'11 they/them in America.


KawaiiVampy

I know both the normal and the American units.


FeMii

Im just gonna hijack this post. 181 cm here.


Glue415

You asked this 9 months ago as well?


sl1mlim

How much do you weigh?


KawaiiVampy

39kg.


Majestic-Average433

5' 8 (F)


remqm

Same! Do you feel tall?


Majestic-Average433

It depends on the age group. I'm almost always the tallest in a group of women, but if with teenagers.. im short. I have 4 kids (18f is 5' 9, 16f is 5' 9 and still growing, 13m is 5' 8 1/2, 9f is 5'3). Are you tall where you're from ?


Rishiiiiiiiii

Wow your kids are tall


Drowzey

Every man on reddit is 6'0 minimum


KawaiiVampy

Not from the responses so far.


Ch0pp0l

I can be 6 ft in my virtual body.


justicebeaver34

Never seen a man shorter than 5’10 on a dating app. Weird coincidence.


SexyChronicPain

1.65 m/5'5 , male.


KawaiiVampy

How old are you?


SexyChronicPain

I'm 33.


KawaiiVampy

Must be nice.


5GMeow

4’32,7”


orange_freeza

just use a centimetre bro.


5GMeow

But it’s funnier this way


HueMoblin

6,6ft Male


Hunting-Hauntings

5’ 8”. Female


Spectacular_One

6”1


Allnutsz

6ft aka average in the Benelux


KawaiiVampy

6'0 is the most common height amongst internet males.


lisamolli

5‘8, F


[deleted]

192 cm or 6.3 or 6.2 idk


Ok_Broccoli_64

5'4 female


SmilingDutchman

1.97 metric


SuperTesmon

r/usernamechecksout


SpawnofSpongeBob

6ft male


KawaiiVampy

Good height.


inkyjojo68

5’2” on a tall day


KawaiiVampy

What about short day?


jvsupersaiyan

A little over 6 feet. Honestly i don't get what all the hype is about


krisi3003

6'7


KawaiiVampy

That's quite tall.


WeeCountyGamer_09

I'm about yay high


Buddy_McPuddy

Male 6’3” I’m not even the tallest in the office. There is an ex policeman I work with and the dude is 6’8”. Has the deepest baritone voice and makes me feel like a tiny child.


ithurts2poo

0.000905 nautical miles


Mooweetye

5'10.


Enekovitz

1.9m (6'2). There are a ton of old houses in my area (Spain) where I cant stand straitgh without running the risk of hitting something.


Abbshey

I can reach most top shelves with little to no assistance.


Murda-P

182 cm. Which apparently is below average for males in my country lol


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male, 6'0


JaggyJumperMan

Tall enough to ride this ride


Basic-Builder-9746

8,6


butterfly-power

6ft and female 😭 my family genes are strong


KiddValley

Im half dutch, the Netherlands have the tallest average male height at 6ft. I’m just below 5’10 :(


Delicious-Elk1605

In this thread you can tell if the person who replied is American or not


heartspider

5'2 male


MnkaH

I’m 0.00183 Kilometers or 1/880 miles tall


Joan_ofarc

5”2


UndyingKarric

5’ 9” 30 year old male


Jedahdiah

6’ 7”, male


24sadnpoor

4'11 26F 🥴🙃


lipidlasagna521

At least 4 subway sandwiches


Atillurt

Wouldn't you like to know weather boy?


Hashashin455

About 12 bananas


Shitty_Google_Bot

How fat are you?


Ragnarok61690

5'7.5", peak height for every male in my family - except my dad, who pulled 5'11" from somewhere.