T O P
  • By -

joesmith822

To heaven


scatteredloops

Technically correct is the best kind of correct


[deleted]

Ready Ike? Kick the babyyyy


Efficient-Ad-3302

Don’t kick the baby


[deleted]

Kick the baby


Smiddy3663

Now what do I do?


KingRazle

So meany variables here What's the weight of the child What's the age What footwear am I wearing Am I elovated Is the child on something like a golf tea What's the weather like Wind direction How strong is the wind


TabbsTheBat

Babies are not very aerodynamic, and they're quite squishy, so not that far tbh. Like 15 meters?


Efficient-Ad-3302

This was my guess too


[deleted]

Maybe 2 yards. I’d experiment by punting an 8 pound bowling ball, but I don’t feel like shattering my foot.


westfieldram

Start with babies and work your way up to the bowling ball


[deleted]

I wonder if my niece needs a babysitter for her 6-month old 😈


westfieldram

You'll lose some distance on one that old, needs to be 6 weeks at most for a full on punt


[deleted]

Damnit. Time to sneak into the maternity ward.


westfieldram

I just call it the practice arena


[deleted]

Bruh 😂


westfieldram

Thanks for the award buddy


SkyPirateGriffin88

No far. I got fuckin' noodle legs.


scatteredloops

Not very. Babies are heavy and I lack sports skills.


Some_Asshole_Said

Are you insane?! With babies weighing 6-10x as much as footballs and being so soft and pliable, even the best punt wouldn't go very far. Plus, the chances of breaking your foot are far greater than zero. I'd go for the two-point conversion 100% of the time.


dustbunnydreams

I couldn't do it. That little worm still has a chance. Can I punt myself or an old woman?


ZippyZooZu

Very far. Depends on the hollowness of the skull.


deleteurselfoffhere

Why you got to make me imagine that?


CodeThick

pretty far