To heaven

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

Ready Ike? Kick the babyyyy

Don’t kick the baby

Kick the baby

Now what do I do?

So meany variables here What's the weight of the child What's the age What footwear am I wearing Am I elovated Is the child on something like a golf tea What's the weather like Wind direction How strong is the wind

Babies are not very aerodynamic, and they're quite squishy, so not that far tbh. Like 15 meters?

This was my guess too

Maybe 2 yards. I’d experiment by punting an 8 pound bowling ball, but I don’t feel like shattering my foot.

Start with babies and work your way up to the bowling ball

I wonder if my niece needs a babysitter for her 6-month old 😈

You'll lose some distance on one that old, needs to be 6 weeks at most for a full on punt

Damnit. Time to sneak into the maternity ward.

I just call it the practice arena

Bruh 😂

Thanks for the award buddy

No far. I got fuckin' noodle legs.

Not very. Babies are heavy and I lack sports skills.

Are you insane?! With babies weighing 6-10x as much as footballs and being so soft and pliable, even the best punt wouldn't go very far. Plus, the chances of breaking your foot are far greater than zero. I'd go for the two-point conversion 100% of the time.

I couldn't do it. That little worm still has a chance. Can I punt myself or an old woman?

Very far. Depends on the hollowness of the skull.

Why you got to make me imagine that?

pretty far