By - mamacass24
Watch him rise!!!
Startfire just your average neighborhood arsonist
Startfire is responsible for starting dozens if forest fires in California; far too adorable to convict.
Powers include incredibly even heat distribution
An evil care bear?
Sliderman that greasy son of a bitch
There's nought can outrun a greased Scotsman
Take my UpVote, you greasy devil
The incredible sulk
[You won't like me when I'm angsty](https://explosm.net/comics/kris-incredible)
I'll be honest, I was expecting Grey Hulk
This is fantastic lol
The Human Porch
And his valiant sidekick FlyCatcher!
"Maybe. Who am I to judge?"
Kaecius is more accepting than most people we know
This is still one of the most comically well written exchanges I have EVER seen. I have deadass never laughed at something so unexpectedly.
Hey! He didn’t go through 6 years of strange medical school to be called “Mr.”, thank you very much.
My bad Mrs.Strange
That’s Mrs. Dr. Strange to you
The thing is in the UK (and UK-influenced countries) surgeons are called 'Mr' rather than 'Dr' in a weird kind of reverse snobbery. So if he'd trained elsewhere...
His superpower is just never losing a game of _I know you are but what am I?_
No super powers. Just a creepy neighbor.
I want to see this one!
In brightest day and blackest night... OPA!!!
My Big Fat Greek Lantern
Starring Giannis Antetokoumpo
By day he's a reddit mod. By night, he's... also a reddit mod.
Supernan? Crime fighting grandmother of twelve?
Supermat? It wasn’t a red cape, it was a rug
Isn't that just Thor in Endgame?
You mean Thot
Read This one in Frank Reynolds’ voice
[He's super strong. And super naked.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/actionleaguenow/images/d/d7/1110101101000.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20130502010537)
Kablaam was such a great kids variety show back in the day. All those Prometheus and Bob shorts hold up surprisingly well.
Spider-Nan, Just your friendly, neighborhood Meemaw.
Knits you a sweater by spraying you with silk directly from her ass
She just stands really far away
*Wonder Woman theme echoes in the distance*
"I cannot be defeated, Yonder Woman!"
"I SAID I CANNO... *fuck* STAY THERE, I'LL COME TO YOU!"
\**Angry walking noises\**
Its not that she's far, she's just fighting deafpool
Never comes to help out.
By the power of the Bystander Effect!
By the power of dementia!
a movie of this would be so funny. No defeating enemies, just pants-ing them
Lack Panther, he just isn't quite up to superhero standards.
Block Panther, he is a superhero, but only in his neighborhood, he doesn't get out much.
"HELP ME! I'M BEING ROBBED!"
"What gives me the right?"
“Sure, I could help you. However, is the desire you feel to keep your belongings worth more than the desire of the criminal? Furthermore, what is your financial and survival situation? Would stopping this robbery have an impact on crime as a whole? How so? Sorry, I’ll have to consult my ethics professor before I get involved in anything.”
I mean... that's an actual definition of "wonder"....
Edit: Happy cake day!
Hatman. He has an actual superpower. The power to wear an infinite number of hats at any given time without any falling off or it crushing his head. That's it.
Instead shrinking down in size he dissolves into millions of ants.
"Yes, we're here about the cake you left uncovered in the kitchen last night..."
Million Ant Man from The Vindicators 3 (Rick and Morty)
**I AM BACK TO...** ***1 MILLION ANTS***
He Flashed* and got arrested
He Flash, he crash, he settle your hash but most of all, he down to smash
He’s super strong…and super naked!
Action League Now!
Thunder Girl! She flies...*like thunder!*
Lmfao, so glad someone referenced this
Melt Man. With the power to melt!
He’d probably be able to run fast if he could ever stop drinking.
Deadpool actually knows sign language. In Deadpool vs Hawkeye he both signs and rolls up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips.
Just a world war 2 French officer
I immediately pictured Marcel the Shell in costume from the viral YouTube videos
Just a mime
Man of Steal
“You may be wondering ‘Why the brown suit?’”
,, nope, not wondering at all.
He would laugh at that one and embraced it.
Always watching the stocks go up and down
Sounds like an incredible stoner metal band
it is canonical
The Incredible Husk
Greatest farmer in the Midwest!
Soy el Hechicero Supremo!
The Hulks long lost Kryptonian brother.
The Human Touch
The superhero all redditors need!
Edit: thanks for the rewards 😃
\*Bruce Springsteen has entered the chat\*
Captain Carvel. Her sidekick could be Fudgie the whale
All women now covered.
...there's an image that's not leaving my mind anytime soon.
"It's Clapping time!"
Kills vampires but smells amazing.
Ok, this one got me. Just the visual itself would be fantastic.
And Star Lard
Drab the Destroyer
Just someone’s crazy aunt
Captain 'Merica -just lets off fireworks constantly and drives a pickup truck with the stars and stripes sprayed on
While wearing Jean overalls with no shirt.
Snorts and spits every time he steps out of the truck and randomly says “I’ll tell you what”
Ben Shapiro by day
I guess not technically a superhero but
Supperman: makes the best meals you ever tasted, for supper, but basil is his kryptonite.
So basically what would happen if Samwise Gamgee was a superhero. XD
Samwise gangee IS a superhero
The Diddler. Ok shoot me already!
That was the name of the Ned Flanders version of the Riddler in the "Bartman Begins" Simpsons segment.
Posted in the late PM hours here, so technically this counts as a nocturnal omission.
He just sorta, gives up
Supermat. Special Power: Welcoming guests.
Warn Machine. He's not there to protect or avenge, but more to let you know shits coming.
Mr Fartastic and the Fartastic Four
Starman --> Stabman
Although his enemies are probably dealt with more decisively
no, wait, that's better
Captain S. America
Homelender....great deals on affordable homes, you little fucks.
Howard the Dick/Howard the Fuck
I've only read a couple of the comics a long time ago, but... would that change anything about him?
One Lunch Man
Hobbits hate him
I'll go first.... Thot
I saw that as a poll option a while ago (the OP didn't check their poll before posting), and it was the best typo I had seen in a while.
(He’s a villain, not a hero, but close enough…)
Batnam *fortunate son plays in the background*
(The incredible) sulk