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JonathanHammersticks

Yeast


emperor_7

Watch him rise!!!


KentuckyFriedBitchen

Yeast Boy Nobin Startfire Cryborg Ramen


FUCKMYLIFEKILLMEPLZ7

Startfire just your average neighborhood arsonist


dismal90

Startfire is responsible for starting dozens if forest fires in California; far too adorable to convict.


[deleted]

Lol Ramen


capsaicinintheeyes

Breast


Robotic_Viking

Iron Pan


Tel-aran-rhiod

Powers include incredibly even heat distribution


ExcerptsAndCitations

Paging /r/castironcirclejerk


SameOldSongs

Caredevil


NaburuOrion

An evil care bear?


Sugar-Cry-9953

Sliderman that greasy son of a bitch


Tel-aran-rhiod

There's nought can outrun a greased Scotsman


drkscrpt

Take my UpVote, you greasy devil


MathematicianBulky40

The incredible sulk


ThingThatsJustBegun

[You won't like me when I'm angsty](https://explosm.net/comics/kris-incredible)


Scarrien

I'll be honest, I was expecting Grey Hulk


DimitriV

Strong Sad?


mamacass24

This is fantastic lol


tbama11

The Human Porch


iSyntaxHD

And his valiant sidekick FlyCatcher!


SinisterPigeon

Mr. Strange


LotsOfLogan49

"Mister..." "Doctor." "Mister Doctor?" "It's Strange." "Maybe. Who am I to judge?"


I_love_pillows

Kaecius is more accepting than most people we know


TheGoddessSwordGamer

This is still one of the most comically well written exchanges I have EVER seen. I have deadass never laughed at something so unexpectedly.


kenhutson

Hey! He didn’t go through 6 years of strange medical school to be called “Mr.”, thank you very much.


Personal-Tea-8950

My bad Mrs.Strange


DickRubnuts

That’s Mrs. Dr. Strange to you


moratnz

The thing is in the UK (and UK-influenced countries) surgeons are called 'Mr' rather than 'Dr' in a weird kind of reverse snobbery. So if he'd trained elsewhere...


Sixhaunt

Dr. Strangle


Octocube25

Pronounced “moctor”.


LesserPolymerBeasts

"Ur Strange" His superpower is just never losing a game of _I know you are but what am I?_


BOBfrkinSAGET

No super powers. Just a creepy neighbor.


cuber_and_gamer

Greek lantern


Jayn_Newell

I want to see this one!


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

In brightest day and blackest night... OPA!!!


B_Sharp_or_B_Flat

My Big Fat Greek Lantern


Positive_Parking_954

Starring Giannis Antetokoumpo


-Sticks_and_Stones-

Superban. By day he's a reddit mod. By night, he's... also a reddit mod.


yalex-yogi

Supernan? Crime fighting grandmother of twelve?


PokemonPadawan

Supermat? It wasn’t a red cape, it was a rug


hotchiproll

Puperman


ExfoliatedBalls

Fatman


DavosLostFingers

Isn't that just Thor in Endgame?


AverageJoestar

You mean Thot


AddisonNM

Whor


itsJussaMe

Read This one in Frank Reynolds’ voice


GeneralChillMen

Badman


acqz

Eatman


Mew_Pur_Pur

Barman


BartFart1235

Butman


Round-Jellyfish9962

The Flush


drotc

The Flesh


appleparkfive

[He's super strong. And super naked.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/actionleaguenow/images/d/d7/1110101101000.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20130502010537) Kablaam was such a great kids variety show back in the day. All those Prometheus and Bob shorts hold up surprisingly well.


ieya404

Spider-Mat


TheKaptinKirk

Spider-Nan, Just your friendly, neighborhood Meemaw.


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BetaOscarBeta

Knits you a sweater by spraying you with silk directly from her ass


CrentFuglo

Yonder Woman


Scarrien

She just stands really far away


LotsOfLogan49

*Wonder Woman theme echoes in the distance*


CrentFuglo

"I cannot be defeated, Yonder Woman!" "WHAT?" "I SAID I CANNO... *fuck* STAY THERE, I'LL COME TO YOU!" "WHAT?" \**Angry walking noises\**


nogoodusernames0_0

Its not that she's far, she's just fighting deafpool


williamtowne

Never comes to help out.


Jake_Thador

By the power of the Bystander Effect!


dzenny93

Wander Woman


Jake_Thador

By the power of dementia!


MissSnrub

Blank Panther


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Black Pantser


sourchapstick

a movie of this would be so funny. No defeating enemies, just pants-ing them


WhyBuyMe

Lack Panther, he just isn't quite up to superhero standards. Block Panther, he is a superhero, but only in his neighborhood, he doesn't get out much.


cuber_and_gamer

Ponder woman


SpecificAstronaut69

"HELP ME! I'M BEING ROBBED!" "Should I?"


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

"What gives me the right?"


ChrdeMcDnnis

“Sure, I could help you. However, is the desire you feel to keep your belongings worth more than the desire of the criminal? Furthermore, what is your financial and survival situation? Would stopping this robbery have an impact on crime as a whole? How so? Sorry, I’ll have to consult my ethics professor before I get involved in anything.”


actual-trevor

I mean... that's an actual definition of "wonder".... Edit: Happy cake day!


SOTNGaming

Hatman. He has an actual superpower. The power to wear an infinite number of hats at any given time without any falling off or it crushing his head. That's it.


Barachan_Isles

Ant Men. Instead shrinking down in size he dissolves into millions of ants. "Yes, we're here about the cake you left uncovered in the kitchen last night..."


Gorman2462

Million Ant Man from The Vindicators 3 (Rick and Morty)


Resolute002

**I AM BACK TO...** ***1 MILLION ANTS***


Formo1287

The Flesh


Spiderduck21

The Flush


MrBlusie

He Flash


Personal-Tea-8950

He Flashed* and got arrested


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

He Flash, he crash, he settle your hash but most of all, he down to smash


wolfguardian72

He’s super strong…and super naked!


CrowningKnight

Action League Now!


UnderlordZ

Thunder Girl! She flies...*like thunder!*


Neptunelives

Lmfao, so glad someone referenced this


jam3s2001

Melt Man. With the power to melt!


Torcal4

The Flask He’d probably be able to run fast if he could ever stop drinking.


Hickspy

[Been done.](https://actionleaguenow.fandom.com/wiki/The_Flesh)


allofsoup

Deafpool


Uhhlaneuh

What?


The_Turtle_G0d

🤚🖖🤌🤏🤘🖕🖕👉


Weird_Stuff_McGee

Deadpool actually knows sign language. In Deadpool vs Hawkeye he both signs and rolls up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips.


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Deadpoop


dariusj18

Captain Marcel Just a world war 2 French officer


mamacass24

I immediately pictured Marcel the Shell in costume from the viral YouTube videos


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Just a mime


swisstraeng

Man of Steal


CanOfChickPeas

Deadpoop


Shadowlord723

“You may be wondering ‘Why the brown suit?’”


searaybo

,, nope, not wondering at all.


Zemom1971

He would laugh at that one and embraced it.


AggravatingOne3960

Greed Arrow


PokemonPadawan

Always watching the stocks go up and down


Cybergirl2

Stab lord


shdoreaver93

Star Lard


TatewakiKuno-kun

Scarlet Bitch


TheFek

Sounds like an incredible stoner metal band


Lady__Midnight

it is canonical


Tarantula_Saurus_Rex

The Incredible Husk


Uhhlaneuh

Greatest farmer in the Midwest!


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Incredible Hunk?


[deleted]

Sr. Strange


KypDurron

Soy el Hechicero Supremo!


Cappster_

Shawn ^^(Spawn)


NicNoletree

Supermad


iSyntaxHD

The Hulks long lost Kryptonian brother.


jackduloz

The Human Touch


[deleted]

The superhero all redditors need! Edit: thanks for the rewards 😃


chemoboy

\*Bruce Springsteen has entered the chat\*


alieninhumanskin10

Captain Carvel. Her sidekick could be Fudgie the whale


MrBlusie

Iran Man?


Nirkid

Iron Can


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Irony Man


Hickspy

*snaps* All women now covered.


robo-dragon

Quack Silver


njlandlord0001

The Thong


ProofBranch3343

...there's an image that's not leaving my mind anytime soon. "It's Clapping time!"


Inevitable_Agency732

Glade


Ill-Appointment6494

Kills vampires but smells amazing.


GayFemboyOmniNerd

Helltoy.


Nathanelsematters

WAP Machine.


TigLyon

Ok, this one got me. Just the visual itself would be fantastic.


ask_your_mother

Puke Cage


Trytek1986

Grool.


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

And Star Lard


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Drab the Destroyer


Considered_Dissent

Night-wine.


West_Confidence_9632

Just someone’s crazy aunt


GoldenGlitter9

Spider can


TPSou

Captain 'Merica -just lets off fireworks constantly and drives a pickup truck with the stars and stripes sprayed on


1000thusername

While wearing Jean overalls with no shirt.


r_not_me

Snorts and spits every time he steps out of the truck and randomly says “I’ll tell you what”


OhThatDang

Rightwing


Heil_Hipster

Ben Shapiro by day


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Mastershoelacer

Nightwig


N8CCRG

I guess not technically a superhero but Nick Furry


wuliwul

Supertan


MeerkatMan22

Badman


Worstpersonuevermet

Supperman: makes the best meals you ever tasted, for supper, but basil is his kryptonite.


JustAnotherAviatrix

So basically what would happen if Samwise Gamgee was a superhero. XD


yuyuyashasrain

Samwise gangee IS a superhero


NicodemusAwake13

The Diddler. Ok shoot me already!


RandomasterLiving

That was the name of the Ned Flanders version of the Riddler in the "Bartman Begins" Simpsons segment.


TriforceWarrior23

Black Window


acqz

Blank Widow


Green-Feedback-3419

Spider-Fan


kenadi2019

Irony Man


CertainlyAmbivalent

Sperman


KnotsCherryFarm

Posted in the late PM hours here, so technically this counts as a nocturnal omission.


GenXPostFacto

Aunt Man


kirkerandrews

Can’t Man He just sorta, gives up


Tall-Peak8881

She-Bulk


The_Safe_For_Work

Supermat. Special Power: Welcoming guests.


JimJamYimYam

The Wisp


The_Dude311

Warn Machine. He's not there to protect or avenge, but more to let you know shits coming.


Spamacus66

Mr Fartastic and the Fartastic Four


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Starman --> Stabman Although his enemies are probably dealt with more decisively


great_auks

puperman no, wait, that's better


emotional_waffle_bee

Meth man.


shaka_sulu

Wander Woman


Windexifier

Captain S. America


GOLD3NRAIN

Homolander


letterstosnapdragon

Homelender....great deals on affordable homes, you little fucks.


MrBlusie

Home Launder


TheLegendary_Gamer

Fat woman


Legal-Software

Mystaque


creative_user_name12

Howard the Dick/Howard the Fuck


Scarrien

I've only read a couple of the comics a long time ago, but... would that change anything about him?


cronaldo86

Sniderman


The_Fooster

One Lunch Man


Triairius

Hobbits hate him


mamacass24

I'll go first.... Thot


JustAnotherAviatrix

I saw that as a poll option a while ago (the OP didn't check their poll before posting), and it was the best typo I had seen in a while.


S-Quidmonster

Mare devil


JustAnotherAviatrix

Block Widow


BrickFlock

Super Van


1000thusername

The Toker (He’s a villain, not a hero, but close enough…)


chenredA

The bulk!


Real-Park-1090

Cellboy


MrBlusie

Bell Boy


roman1969

Thor/Whor


Just_a_meme2001

Batnam *fortunate son plays in the background*


Zerokx

(The incredible) sulk


rollercoaster_5

Do Strange