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anonymouspenguin31

The i am woman song makes me physically sick. I am a woman btw


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Holybull79

My ex-husband worked at a place that did "mental toughness days". This consisted of someone picking the absolute worst song they could think of and then playing it on repeat all day long. This Spotify playlist would be gold for that place.


MrApe824

My name is chicky


Drug-Edu-4skools

That fucking song is at least 12 of my reasons


mrmcbreakfast

where tf did that dumbass song even come from, it sounds like something from some show for babies


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ny33nyaw

dear god I want to die every time I hear it


JackieRBaker

WHY AM I STILL IN THIS THREAD! It's like a terrible radio station in my head with no commercial breaks.


MrSuperHappyPants

At least you don't hear insurance company jingles here. Until someone mentions them, then you wind up singing them in the shower.


AaronTuplin

We. Are. Farmers.


Flashy-Explorer-6127

Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum


mistylouwho2

877 Cash NOW!


SnugglyBabyElie

Half these songs are..."YES!! Couldn't agree more. Annoying af" The other half are..."Well damn, that song isn't that bad." Then feeling ashamed when I realize I sometimes dig crappy songs.


sheriw1965

Someone's favorite song is someone else's crappy song.


CensorshipIsTheDevil

"Happy" By Pharrell Williams. Used to work for a company tied to Universal, and that song was the song for one of the Despicable Me movies, they used it for their on hold before a meeting and normal on hold music. It elicits extremely negative responses from me in public.


mgulley08

Holy shit. Now I know why when I hear that song my brain automatically sees the color yellow. It's the fucking minions.


unbiasedasian

That country pop song that keeps repeating “if it’s meant to be it’s meant to be meant to be meant to be meant to be ride with me ride with me ride with me ride with me ride with me”. Nothing more annoying than a song that hits the top of the charts that was probably written in less than 3 minutes with a repetitive chorus that lasts forevvvvvvvver.


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EastwoodBrews

I think it's so funny that the lyrics are her laying out her soul and her fears and then she throws it to him and he's all like "whoa, holdup... Don't you know you're beautiful?" like he wasn't even listening lol


Ygnerna

Yes! I find that bit so frustrating. He's completely dismissive of her actual concerns, but reassures her she's beautiful when she's not even worried about that! "Shh don't worry honey u look great in my passenger seat". Ugh.


Sleevies_Armies

That's what happens when your record label tells you to collab but you don't want to actually work with each other


EastwoodBrews

If she wrote the rest and he actually wrote that part, she should be pissed


qrowsquill

"Noooo don't kill yourself you're so sexy aha"


friendoftheprogram

*Whoa, hold up girl, don't you know you're beautiful?* There, since you went and reminded me of that song, you can have the line that pisses me off the most.


ofthisredearth

That stupid Liberty Mutual jingle, if that counts.


Tokasmoka420

Yeah it's no "We Are Farmers Dum da-dum da-dum da-dum"


aubreythez

For some reason I sing the farmers jingle when I’m hungry - like “I. Am. Hungry. Ba da dum da dum dum da”


Soyuntutifruti

The one i put in my alarm


fuzzycuffs

Seriously. I set [Muse - Supermassive Black Hole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsp3_a-PMTw) as my alarm given that it has a sudden opener and now I can't listen to that song without having crippling anxiety.


BoiWithGoodSucc

Switch it to Plug In Baby at the highest volume


Cacafuego

I've ruined so many good songs that way


vrijheidsfrietje

Just put [this](https://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA) as your alarm. No worries about starting to hate a song you already like and it gets you pumped.


____-__________-____

I wanted the longer version, so I found it [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2KU5HracvI)


HydrateTillYouGyrate

The short version has been my alarm for 5 months and it gets me hyped in the most sleepy way most mornings. Get the fuck out of bed bitch go


jh5992

That's actually not a bad alarm music..


8RiskE8

Basically every TikTok song that's has been speed up or its being repetitive


Big-Pool

1-877-KARS-4-KIDS


Larayus

Fuck I think my blood pressure rose just reading this


Fatbob2020

Better call JG Wentworth. 877 Cash Now!


Bassline05

That one's a banger.


theprofessor1985

Official song of the Bad Place


Nyxolith

I read somewhere that it was supposed to be a stand-in until they came up with a good "Bad Place" Song, but then it worked so well that they just kept it.


chubbybunny87

It was on the good place podcast, it was supposed to be a stand in because they thought they could never get the rights to it but they did


reynardpolson

I SUBMIT: Somebody needs to extend this song but make it a Death Metal version to bring it full circle.....!


abunchofjerks

I submit exactly that? https://youtu.be/fux1QiKYCUg


Just4FunAvenger

Christian rock. Any and all of it.


nish007

Most of those motivational songs like "I'm unstoppable I'm a Porsche with no brakes". Probably because they're in every mind numbingly stupid video out there. And I can't help but think that a car without brakes is gonna crash and burn.


Kvothetheraven603

That Applebees “country” song Edit: to save on further confusion, I’m talking about Fancy Like, not Chicken Fried. Both are bad but Fancy Like is world class terrible.


DeathscytheHell1994

Work for walmart and you'll hear it atleast 3 times a shift.


steeze206

Had to checkout a YouTube video to remember this one. This comment is gold lmao. >I miss the person I was before hearing this song


mrgpsingh1999

Every time I hear that song it reminds me of CNN playing that commercial on split screen when the Ukraine war was starting


befuddled_humbug

As a non American, I had to do some research. I regret it.


Dankstin

With some whip craayeem


chimmybuck

The Applebees song. Fancy Like.


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

The moment I realized that’s an actual song someone put on an album…I was speechless. I really thought it was just an Applebee’s ad.


bake_disaster

I refuse to believe that wasn't specifically written for and with Applebees


SadlyReturndRS

Think they released it as a single too. Best part of the song is that it talks about some dessert shake that Applebee's doesn't even serve anymore, since it was his wife's favorite thing back when they were poor enough to go to Applebees, and the song made the shake so popular that Applebees had to bring it back on the menu. Dude's wife got her favorite drink back through the power of a cash grab song.


last_try_why

Living the American Meme


big_cheesee

I’m walking on sunshine: I used to work at a summer camp and they would play it every single morning on repeat for like 5-6 minutes for the campers to come in. I don’t know why they decided to continue to inflict that psychological trauma on everyone, but it’s stuck with me for over 15 years.


TurbulentTarget69

But now, I just hear Phillip Fry~~e~~ screaming it out, so... Kinda smile? EDIT: OK OK it's Fry, I'm sorry!!!!


Azsunyx

and Seymore joining in


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Mizar97

Me seeing All About That Bass for the first time on Youtube: "Ah, I'll play this in my car to really let the subwoofers rumble!" Me 10 minutes later: "Meghan Trainor is a liar"


EL__GAT0

When I worked in the film industry I’d work just about any paying job - as such I wound up working on a Pampers commercial one day. Cool, I naively thought, it’ll be a short day and the won’t play too much music because it’ll disturb the baby talent. WRONG SO WRONG All about that bass played for an entire 10 hours on loop as the babies were rotated in and out. There are a lot of requirements as to what you need to do for child actors’ wellbeing, however there are no stipulations on torturing your crew with this garbage. There was even an on set DJ, were there a Hippocratic oath for DJs he would have surely lost his license. Instead he just sat there with it on repeat and probably something else playing on his cans.


Auphor_Phaksache

I'm glad you're doing OK.


EL__GAT0

No longer working in film, learned web dev. I miss the catering but working from home is nice… I still have nightmares tho.


General_Performance6

I HATE THIS SONG SO MUCH AND ITS NOT EVEN MY FIRST


archfapper

My sister had her sweet 16 a few years ago. For the DJ, she wrote in huge, all-caps "NO MEGHAN TRAINOR!!"


PM_Me_Irelias_Hands

Guess she is more of a treble person


ChuckNducks

Any country song that tries to be rap


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Gabbs1715

My friend just calls it Crap, because it's country rap.


2drawnonward5

I had a demo CD in the early 90s called "Rock, Rap, and Roll" but when you say it out loud, it comes out as "Raw Crap and Roll" and only a dog could love that


SnazzyGobs

There was this song that played on the radio a few years back. Fight Song? “This is my fight song” - idk it’s absolutely dogshit


Shitstompd

Oh god I know. I just imagine they play that song at every mlm conference.


AllTheStars07

They play it at every community mental health event I attend.


Zestyclose_Week374

They just want to make sure you keep coming back.


Familiar-Let-5035

This one got me lmao


MesWantooth

My friend was getting a divorce and the judge handed him a victory in a ruling and his ex wife said "I don't care. I am titanium." After that David Guetta song. Rumor has it that stray dogs cringed for miles around the courthouse.


greenteateeth

Lmao shit no wonder he divorced her


Bernies_left_mitten

No wonder the judge ruled in his favor, too


BrushedSpud

And if there was any doubt in your friend's mind about whether divorce was the right decision it was wiped away when she said that. Goddamn that's embarrassing. Funny tho.


quinteroreyes

The official cancer anthem I believe. I'm so sorry if you're dying and you gotta hear this


Richard_AIGuy

Clinically, that song functions as auditory chemotherapy. You pipe it in and it works with both Keytruda and platinum based chemotherapy to kill as many cells as possible.


joebigdeal

So this song is the very thing it's trying to defeat?


quinteroreyes

Unfortunately.


14thCluelessbird

Oh yeah that one was cheesy as fuck. I guess it's supposed to be empowering but it's just so superficial and stupid sounding


Ok_Translator_6510

Blagh I hate so many songs like this that are cheesy inspiration songs. Like something you would see on a motivational poster at a live laugh love store.


HapticSloughton

I heard so many people lauding that song as being their anthem or whatever, and I looked at the lyrics. It's all meaningless cliche. It's just like any number of "teenage anthems" that talk about fighting and standing up but never mentioning anything specific so it can be licensed for movie credits, sporting events, or aggressive ads. It's so completely meaningless. It's like AI-generated music.


beevb43

Scrolled just for this one- it was one of my friends favorite song and I put up with it because it was her empowerment song or whatever but god it’s annoying


LIQUIDDINOPOWER

Baby shark


Judgeman2021

JAMIE TART DO DO DO DO DO


CSGlogan

Is there a sub for r/unexpectedtedlasso? Actually, r/unexpecTedlasso would be a more efficient name I guess.


vinegarstrokes5

When Brett Goldstein appeared as Hercules in the last Thor movie, I couldn’t help but start with “he’s there he’s there he’s every fuckin where”


adi_yash

Roy Kent! Roy Kent


SexysNotWorking

Right? I was like "IT'S ROY FUCKIN KENT!" in the middle of our living room.


vinegarstrokes5

Yeah I did it in the theater and our exchange student followed it up with “Roy Kennnnt Roy Kennnnt”


thataryanguy

I think the Geneva Convention should be amended to have this song outlawed. As Alex says in Clockwork Orange, "This is some new form of torture. Say it, brother sir!"


cheezypurpp

there’s prisoners that have been played that song nonstop as a form of “torture” drives em crazy apparently


GreyRobe

I've gone from anger to acceptance on this song.


Dinkerdoo

I too have a toddler.


poodlebutt76

If I sing baby shark, my 3 yo lets me brush his teeth. I accept those terms


iMeaniGuess___

Okay from what I've gathered in the comments, the top ones are: - Thunder by Imagine Dragons (clear winner #1) - Shape of You by Ed Sheeran (clear winner #2) - Oh no no no no no - Fancy Like Applebee's - Baby Shark - Dance Monkey Edited to add: - ABCDE FU - Happy Edit 2 to add: - All About That Bass - Rude


Chocolate_taco22

I hate thunder just because it's the same fucking word repeated again and again


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Late_Knight_Fox

My personal hate is when they have a Ukelele and Whistling combo on some ad to make it sound jovial. [Whisling and Ukelele] [Family eating a meal and parents smile reasuringly at each other.] "Life is busy" "With 75 years of expertise in the industry let us take care of you when it matters most. Life insurance by [INSERT UNINSPIRED NAME HERE] its what we do" [Fade to black]


Kickinthegonads

I want to punch you


SecretKGB

I hope he has life insurance to protect his family after your lethal punch.


Kosherporkchops

Mine is when they take a Christmas song and redo the lyrics to sell cars or heartburn medication or some other stupid shit in commercials


PierogiKielbasa

Happy Honda days!


sicnarfnarf

We celebrate Toyotathon in this household!


MericaMericaMerica

Well then you aren't invited to my Lexus December to Remember party!


SiameseCats3

Lost my mind in laughter when Grey’s Anatomy tried to make me emotional with the background music of acoustic 500 Miles.


Justice-Nugget

I laughed so hard when they played a sad cover of Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus.


NomNom83WasTaken

Not that it started out super up-tempo to begin with but every new version I hear of Elvis's "Can't Help Falling In Love" is slower and angstier than the last. The most recent interpretation, her voice was cracking like she was going to cry and all I could think was, "are you being forced to sing this? is it a hostage situation?"


bluemandan

It's the same way with the Star Spangled Banner!! This ain't the NBA All-star Game and you ain't Marvin Gaye. Get on with it!


Optimully

Happy birthday


quinteroreyes

I will never figure out how to be comfortable when people are singing this to me. Do I smile? Do I wave? Do I just stand there?


7c518c130a4c

Wave like the queen


Theonethatgotherway

Just got a good cackle imagining someone smiling and waving all dead eyed and swiveling like in a parade while being sung to.


DisabledCheese

Twinkle Twinkle Little Bitch


jengham

Any grocery store cover song of a good song. Used to work retail and they'd play Zeppelin and other great bands, except it was ALWAYS some slow version sung by a woman instead.


iLikeBlonds

I got the moves like Jagger, I got the moves like Jagger, I got the moOoOooOoOOves -- ok dude, we get it


Born-Sympathy-7625

That oh no oh no song, that comes with all TikTok videos.


pooponacandle

Really any song with the “baby voice”, like this one or Dance Monkey or Thunder by imagining dragons


cybersurfer2

That baby voice... how the hell did it manage to get so popular everywhere? 😒


shebearluvsmegadeath

My name is Stacie and I was in high school in the late 90’s. Who would like to take a guess? Edit: I know the song came out in ‘03. I gave a timeframe for context. Edit 2: I was in high school from 99-02, I realize dates not being super on point will stress some ppl out and some ppl will be like “ok I see what you’re saying” so it’s whatever Also, no pics of my mom.


c-williams88

My ex’s name is ilene and you can guess which song she heard over and over again, so she can relate to your pain lol


Kurotan

There was a Mrs Jackson in high school when that song came out. I think she was ready to quit by the end of that year.


LincolnCassiusClay47

“Why didn’t you turn in your homework?” “I’m sorry Ms. Jackson. I. Am. For. Reeeal!”


Pipypipy0977

Didn’t mean to leave my work at home


LincolnCassiusClay47

I told my dog don’t eat it, it’s not a bone.


boldnbrashtrash

My name is Delilah. 🙃 If people aren't making a biblical reference, they're referencing the song by Plain White Ts. If they're older they might reference the Queen and Tom Jones songs. I wish people would realize that repeating the same thing we've heard over and over isn't funny lol. Edit: All the people just saying "Hey there Delilah" or asking me what it's like in New York City are literally just proving my point


shebearluvsmegadeath

Poor lady


lunalovegood17

Hmm - does your mom have it goin’ on?


shebearluvsmegadeath

Oh my, how did you guess?


Azsunyx

no, but I heard Stacy's dad is really kinda rad...


Billy-Willie

Stacy’s dad’s got me down bad


VanFailin

The Kid Rock song where he rips off the memorable riffs to Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama. But that's not why I hate it. >We were trying different things We were smoking funny things You can't just rhyme a word with itself, Mr. Rock. You are allowed to write better lyrics.


cartographyIntellect

>You can't just rhyme a word with itself Picture that with a Kodak


KeraKitty

This song pisses me off every time it comes on the radio. For a few glorious bars I think I'm gonna hear Werewolves of London... and then fucking Kid Rock starts singing. It's the radio equivalent of a ruined orgasm.


PM_me_British_nudes

> You can't just rhyme a word with itself GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSEEEEEESSSSS JUST LIKE WITCHES AT BLACK MASSEEEEEESSSSS You can, when the rest of the song is brilliant


Red_Red_and_Reddy

I give it a pass when it's two homophones. Edit: Homonyms


MeetLawrence

oh Lord yeah


Muncheeze_Man

“ALL ABOUT THAT BASS” STFU MEGAN


BeautifulPlace2Drown

"NAW NAW, HONEY I'M GOOD" Seriously, fuck this song.


iJoinedCuzFuckChuck

I got in a wreck while this song was playing on the radio lmao


StockingDummy

>Here's your award for not cheating on your partner! 🏆


butterflywithbullets

I guess Adam Levine doesn't get the award anymore


TeckyNecky

Cbat


ObliviLeon

Sorry it was such a long 2 years.


Cactus_souls

Techno Dolphin for 2 YEARS


Canuckleball

Or, as its now known, sad saxophone sex song.


GetReady4Action

read the post and thought “jesus dude, what song could be THAT bad to where your girlfriend will just dump you over it?” and then I looked it up. “hmm. these horn synths are kinda cool, I can dig it. kind of a Flower Boy era Tyler The Creator vibe.” and then the fucking beat dropped and I proceeded to laugh like a kid on the playground. sweet christ, what an idiot.


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Lmfao. I was never gonna be prepared for that drop. I don't even hate the song, but my God what a goofy drop. Edit: nah. As I grt further into the song I'm realizing the whole thing is just goofy assqueeze. Just can't get over those flat sounding descending squeems.


PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED

They didn't ask what the sexiest song was though...


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"Oh no.. oh no.. oh no no no no" , no idea what it's called but everyone hates it I think


R3d_Ox

It's called "Remember (walking in the Sand)" by The Shangri-Las. Only It has been tiktok'd


The_Wolf_of_Acorns

Fun fact: that's one of Billy Joel's first professional piano recordings Edit: For more fun Joel facts, Vic Berger's "Joel Hoel" on the Office Hours Live Patreon is incredibly fascinating. Him, Tim Heidecker, and DJ Douggpound go into some deep Joel history. Here's the theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUCLN1Zdx8s


Dash_Harber

"Play us a song, piano man ... no not that one"


sopertt

“Rude” Just makes me wanna slap that arrogant little prick upside the head every time I hear it.


srirachasauseonit

Why you gotta be so rude?!


alizarik_thegoblin

DON'T YOU KNOW I'M HUMAN TOOOOO Switch it to screamo and it's much more enjoyable.


fikretism

Here I am, in my office, whispering a screamo interpretation of this song because some person told me to. How ironic. I appreciate that!


njayhuang

Funny story, the first time I heard this song I was driving and only paid attention to about half the lyrics, completely missing the line that established he was talking to the girl's father. I thought this was another Pumped Up Kicks situation where no one notices the catchy hit song is actually an incel stalker anthem where a guy gets rejected by a girl and he responds with "Why ya gotta be so rude? I'm gonna marry ya anyway. No matter what you say, we'll be a family. I hate to do this, you leave no choice. Can't live without ya. Love me or hate me, we will both be standing at that altar and we will run away." Meanwhile the voices in his head keep interjecting with *"Marry that girl, marry that girl, marry that girl,"* and *"You know she's in love with me."* Anyways, finding out the real lyrics only marginally raised my opinion of the song.


-Lightning-Lord-

"You had a bad day..." Motherfucker, I did now...


Lola_Bo

Happy. Cannot stand it!


Jetski125

I’m a teacher and for like 4 years it was used for every stupid thing imaginable in schools. We had to make a district wide video dancing to it like we were excited to be back to school. Fuck that song.


PikaDogg

I would call in sick because there's no way I would be doing that


thefifthangel141

Clap along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do


Azsunyx

look, if I'm in a room without a roof, I'm calling a fucking insurance adjuster and a contractor to come fix my fuckin shit, because WHERE TF did my roof go?


thefifthangel141

Nah just fucking clap bro. Clap your motherfucking hands


Azsunyx

Give me back my roof, you monster


thefifthangel141

Happiness is the truth


msnyder87

AGREED! that song does the opposite to me and pisses me off lol


RickySpanish412

Thunder by Imagine Dragons. This is a question I see all the time and don't mind seeing again and again. It gives me a chance to show my absolute hatred for the song.


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Obligatory: * *"You're listening to..."* * *\*Explosion Sounds\** * *"103.2 FM"* * \**Elephant sounds\** * *"Where it's rock... ROCK... AND MORE ROCK!"* * *\*Police sirens\** * *"This ain't your granny's station"* * \**Nuclear alarms\** * *"Now for a 30 minute block... of absolute* ***ROCK****"* * *\*Plays Imagine Dragons\**


BrilliantPolicy2046

Now here's Back in Black for 3 hours straight.


ohcomeonffsderpderp

And two random chili peppers songs


EpicNoah654

they're never random, they legally have to play cant stop and under the bridge.


SpacedApe

We get a lot of Otherside and Snow (hey oh) down here.


lenapedog

You didn't mention the station enough times.


Meetybeefy

This song always brings up two very specific feelings: 1. Walking into a Dollar General and feeling the blast of air conditioning and bright fluorescent lights 2. Riding home in the backseat of an Uber at 3am that smells like those Febreze vent clips Which is usually the two places where I hear that song the most.


rebelwildheart

Thunder, feel the thunder *THUMP* *THUMP* lightning with the thunder.


crazydoc2008

You forgot the extra *THUMP*


raccoroon

'rude' by magic. heard it played on the radio at least every 15 minutes while on a vacation in 2015 and haven't been able to stand it since


therealmsfahrenheit

Girls like you, Dance Monkey


AnswerGuy301

Anything by Florida-Georgia Line, or any other bro country song that uses freakin’ Auto Tune.


Brancher

They just broke up. Nature is healing itself.


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Azsunyx

I vaguely remember one of the suicide girls (that's a throwback) did a cover of that song where the chorus was "Oh, it burns now when I pee, oh, it burns now when i peee. Oh, what'd you give to me?"


Princess_Pineapple_

Suicide Girls, what a blast from the past.


bunkie18

That lightning and thunder song by Imagine Dragons. Annoying as s**t


Sharkn91

THUNDA, feel the thunduh, ligHTNING AND THE THUNDA 👏 👏 👏


sos128

Thunduh? Thu thu thunduh? Thunduh thunduh


malignanttum0r_

that abc fuck you song. it came on while i was eating this morning & completely ruined my appetite lmao


Excellent-Pop-4319

I love the way your comment is written out. “abc fuck you” sounds like a rebellious kindergartner


Optimal_Guest4841

A B C D E F-YOU AND YOUR MOM... Or something like that


iyattem

Remember when baby shark was popular? The annoyance