Laundry, purely for the moment you put on clothes fresh out the dryer
And the satisfaction that you really did ALL the laundry- like, nothing will go in the hamper that night.
I was totally on board already and then you hit me with this. I love the feeling of an empty laundry basket but now I know I was only fooling myself as there were still cloths on my body. I’m ready to level up to naked laundry.
Yes. I do this and it satisfies me in ways I can't explain.
Anything from the dryer really...especially blankets in the winter. Hands down best feeling ive ever had.
right before I close the washing machine I like to take off everything on me and put them in as well, so I get that satisfying feeling of having every single piece of clothing that I own clean.
I like this answer the best
Just moved out of a place where I had in unit washer/dry and taking a hot shower in the winter, drying yourself off and running to the dryer to put on fresh warm clothes is pretty fucking good
In my own pool, fuck yeah
Have my own pool. Can vouch for skinny dipping being awesome.
In someone else’s pool. That’s the real thrill.
Nah, what if a fish bites your pp because it looks like a worm? Not taking that risk!
When you're swimmin' in the crick and an eel bites your dick thats a moray.
When you're wearing no clothes and it only bites your toes thats a moray
When your pp’s so small it can just bite your ball that’s a moray
Moray have serious teeth:
When you squeal from pain unseen,
Because a monsters bit your peen; that's a Moraaay
When you get a cut and then lose your foot that's Streptococciiiiiii
Use the dick as rudder to steer away from fish.
Thanks for advice
fish have good eye sight, but not good enough to see your pp so you should be fine
There's a fish that swims up your urethra and has to be very carefully removed in hospital because its fins are like barbed hooks (see candiru fish for details). Like hell am I swimming in anything other than a pool even with shorts on!
[When subsequently interviewed, Spotte stated that even if a person were to urinate while "submerged in a stream where candiru live", the odds of that person being attacked by candiru are "(a)bout the same as being struck by lightning while simultaneously being eaten by a shark."](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru_(fish)#Alleged_attacks_on_humans)
I've actually had that happen before. I never went skinny dipping again.
Come to Denmark. Go to the beaches in the evening. No one cares. Men and women.
I’ve surfed naked before, took off on a left grabbed the rail on the bottom turn balls just swinging down the line.
I never thought about it til now but people who grew up in the city probably never had the opportunity to skinny dip. That must fuckin suck. The easiest way to get girls naked when you’re young is for everyone to skinny dip. I finger banged my first girl on a creek bed. So romantic, I know.
10/10. Plenty of nude beaches out there, but can't be too comfortable with the big worm floating about.
Na you gonna get bit down there
There's a nude swimming club where I live
I’d love to go for a walk on a cool night, while naked.
done it before. Not a lot going on where i live. really relaxing but can get pretty cold
disgusting! I bet you shower naked as well.
Except for the shower socks!
Wierd kink srsly
Everything that doesn’t involve cooking bacon or frying foods.
Oh you haven’t lived until you’ve gotten sniped in the bare chest by sizzling hot bacon grease
That’s not what I call living lol
Pain is a reminder that life is joy.
I think I have a slight food/pain kink so yea maybe it’s just me
You cant say food/pain thats not a thing you can do those arent even remotely related
Well I’m not into being spanked, pinched, whipped, whatever, but I found I enjoyed the feeling of that grease hitting my bare chest as well as I enjoyed the sensation of hot nacho cheese when it dripped into my chest so I see a correlation
Google wax play.
Is that a new Doritos flavor?
People multitask all the time.
Does it count if someone placed a hot, greasy, metal spatula up against my bare chest?
I also sometimes wake up at 3am and decide to cook some bacon naked. Poor fools don't know what they are missing
On the shaft*
*The monkey paw curls*
"Alright folks, welcome to nude welding."
Add boiling potatoes with a shitty plastic spoon. Spoon gets bendy, you go to stir them up, spoon loads up under weight of potato. Potato falls out in pot slingshotting boiling water from your chest pubes down to your ball fro.
That was a rough week or so. 🥵
You have such a visceral, terrible, way with words
WHAT ABOUT GOING OUT IN PUBLIC-
Welding comes to mind ...
Yea, toast, oatmeal. Nothing that splatters.
Bowling. But they always make you wear the shoes.
Bowling doesn’t really work without the shoes
The best one here. The heat transfer and the touch of skin is great
I dig skin to skin cuddles.
Non sexual cuddles just warm holding
Okay but the other person needs to hold one of my titties.
Not in the summer and it's sweaty. Ball to ball tough is not as comfy
… i mean if i was in the back with a girl in front then sure 😏
And with a minute and a half of falling you can do it 3 times
What do we do during the remaining 45 seconds?
We do the helicopter
Be a lot of pressure directly against the sack I feel like.
I feel like [this](https://youtu.be/AazMSrg0nVc) might be relevant to the conversation.
NSFW Apologies for not tagging it earlier.
That looks uncomfortable
"imma just be naked so my balls be hittin the wind and shit"
"Ayo bro watch your jet. Yo, watch your jet WATCH YOUR JET"
Apparently this causes a lot of chafing 🤣 my dad was a photographer at a event where the did nude skydiving, I think for charity? But afterwards the divers struggled to walk properly because of it
This is a horrible idea. Have you ever seen those flags on cars driving down the road? That’s the same thing that your twig between your legs will be doing.
If you don’t think that’s not painful enough, remember that your twig will be hitting both your berries like a hyperactive kid ringing two church bells.
Imagine the helicopter and the pain afterwards.
"*Normal*" activity huh
Sounds cold and uncomfortable
I have a favorite walk in the woods that I do as often as I can. Just me and the woods, maybe a few deer if I’m lucky. I’d like to hike naked.
That’s easy to say until you think about the bugs.
Naked hiking is awesome! I've only gone twice, but it's a great time.
Might want shoes though
If it's just you and the deer, who's to know?
Driving a Jeep on a country road with the doors off
That actually sounds fun as shit, but now I’m just imaging kicking up rocks and one flying in and smacking my sac
Up in the ass of Timo
Dust in all the cracks…. No thanks
One good bump and I'd accidentally sit on my balls. No thanks!
Just being home.
If there's any chance you live alone then there's nothing stopping you
Can confirm. I live alone and don’t wear clothes most of the time.
Me rn lol
Wear clothes naked.
Technically we all are
On this glorious day
This is the answer
Sleep. Nice, comfy, sheets and nothing else.
Careful, she sleepwalks!
That's perfectly ok, I sleep poke
Name checks out
+1 mask for Milo Thatch
Mask you say??
"He took a suitcase? Marge honey, I don't think he's coming back."
What’s stopping you?
I have always wanted to skinny dip lol.
If you've not gone skinny dipping there's no better time than now. It's quite freeing.
What happens to your nuts if you cannon ball?
Unlock achievement: "cannon balls"
Can't imagine it's much different. Not like swimming shorts are very thick or anything.
Everything is better in the nude
Except cooking sauces.
Not working the fryer and flat top in a kitchen.
Not shoveling snow, or stocking a walk in freezer.
There are many more examples of things where being nude would be a bad idea.
I'll let you think of them 🤠
Yeah man, that’s what I told the police when they came to school. Apparently it isn’t appropriate to be a naked principal.
Go grocery shopping. Nobody would expect someone completely naked strolling down the isle with a bag of cookies in their cart.
I'm sure there's someone out there, probably in Florida, who has seen this more than once
is it you Waltuh?
Excuse me, young man, but could you help me choose the best cucumbers?
Play guitar. Ever since I saw Flea (bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers) play naked in a concert I thought that playing like this would be the most comfortable and cool thing in the world, surely you should feel cool so you wouldn't sweat so much (which I happens a lot) and it also sounds funny af
I saw Greenday when I was a teenager and Billy Joe only wore a leopard print thong the whole concert lmao
Go on reddit
What's stopping you?
Other than some of the activities listed and already done, I have always wanted to either Roller Skate, or Ice Skate naked in an empty rink with my SO.
All fun n games till you fall and get road rash or your sac
At least there is ice close by.
Die in a blaze of glory
Almost everything at home. I have a pair of door pants on the coat hanger by the front door in case someone unexpectedly comes knocking or I need to grab an Amazon package.
I did the world naked bike ride 3 years in a row in London. Cycling for hours around the capital with thousands watching. Such a strange feeling
Meditate on the top of some high mountain.
I'd love to clean my house while being naked. Once I tried and some peeping mom and daughter (both adults) noticed me. I was vacuuming the carpet with all the windows open, carelessly, and they waves at me. Then I waved at them and I realized they saw me butt naked and full frontal. Waiting the bus to go to work was very awkward after that..
My mother in law, who lived in the woods, was hanging clothes outside in the nude when a Christian missionary kid came round to her back yard. She quite enjoyed his startled retreat. I don't know how he felt.
I mean, you get what you sign up for. Either you’re comfortable and do it with open windows, or you’re not and don’t take that risk. I generally don’t super mind people seeing a few things, but I’m also pretty high up so people rarely even get a view.
Sitting nude casually with a bunch of other kinksters. It's actually a huge confidence boost cus strangers see you nude and don't mind or enjoy your body.
Drive. I dont know why.
Working out. Done home workouts before nude and they feel way better
Increase in mobility, less bothered by heat/sweat, and the psychological edge.
ur dick gonna be floppin around
Greco-Roman wrestling is traditionally done naked which is why they have rules for above the waist to avoid cock to mouth contact (second hand info from a wrestling friend of mine)
Until there is a kick to your balls
That will hurt even with your clothes on
Garden!!!!! Oh wait, I do that
Sure would love to do it
Stroll the beach…there are no nude beaches within 1000 miles of here!
Lots of naked activity questions lately. OP, whatcha up to? Writing a book? I'd love to read it.
I love sitting in a hot tub naked. But I don't own a hot tub lol so I'd love to just be able to go to a hot tub or hot springs whenever I wanted and soak naked heeheehee
Just walking in public or go shopping with friends
Nude grocery shopping would be a riot.
Currently in the bath, it's honestly even better without clothes. I say go for it.
Eh, it’s hard for me to feel clean without my bathing parka on
Ride a bike
Go to work.
Already done that.
Working from home is the best.
Walk on Legos
Go onto a beach. Best way to tan your body naturally
Being able to appreciate my body.
Take a shower
I was too shy to say so but me too!
I wear a bathing suit while bathing/showering, but one day
I don't understand people saying 'sleep', as though it's the same as being naked and doing the weekly shop? Just take your clothes off and get in bed
Why do i keep seeing this kind of post here on reddit?
nevermind wrestling is a better thing to do
fight a swat team
Some of the people in this thread have very skewed ideas of what is a normal activity
Walk to a waterfall
For anyone here who’s never swam naked: do it NOW.
There are zero recorded fish-bites-dick emergencies world wide in history that I know of.
Swimming naked is lit, it’s a whole new thing.
Running in a forest
Socks are awesome, shoes are awesome, cloth covered skin makes every contact point more pleasant, puches are a godsend, covered skin can't really get sunburned and the list goes on.
Being naked sucks as long as you aren't submerged in water or fucking right in that moment
I'm a nudist so I do most of it anyway.
But I have always wanted to shower fully naked outside.