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Kanye


AllBadAnswers

If he could Kenye would have sex with his music


ResurgentPhoenix

Kanye would fuck himself while listening to his own music.


woahwooyupuhhuh

“I don’t need your pussy bitch I’m on my own dick”


dogloverk922

He would legit say this lol


124378N

He did


dogloverk922

Wym he did?!


Different_War3328

Yep, in the song POWER


dogloverk922

Lol thanks


ResurgentPhoenix

This is my surprised face…


Witty_Goose_7724

“Would you fuck me? I would fuck me.”


Sinclairlim

He probably masturbates to his own music.


free_ponies

he's mad CDs went out of style because he can't stick his dick through a cloud file


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Kanye would have some great Kanye Sex With the baddest bitch, that's his Kanye Best Then he'd bust a nut on that Kanye Chest Recoup, recover in his Kanye Nest All the while suckin on that Kanye Breast. BARS!


domestic_omnom

I honestly can't tell if that's not a real Kanye song.


VeterinarianFit1309

Pretty sure I’ve heard this at the club.


Investigatorpotater

"I love you like Kanye loves Kanye."


nms1539

Poopity scoop


justhanginhere

This is the best answer


keenedge422

I wouldn't be surprised if it came out that Kanye could only climax if he jerks off in a fully mirrored room, seated upon a beanbag chair of his own face, while listening to his own music.


Salty_tryhard

"Yeah, these beats are dope"


justduett

No no, “who listens to their music during sex”, not “who has sex with their own music”…


Silly-Perception8689

Madonna


GreatBigWhore

If you’ve listened to half of the Erotica album and Justify My Love, this shouldn’t surprise you


Silly-Perception8689

It doesn't, that's why I said Madonna


Coconut-bird

Mariah Carey played her songs while giving birth, I suspect she did the same while conceiving the children.


KingoftheMongoose

Christmas is ruined


PaintTraditional2252

Ho. Hoe. Oh...


Nice_Atmosphere144

This made me laugh way too hard - thank you, I needed that.


xtweak05

Jason Derulo


DontDMMePlsThx

He also says his own name during sex


Gtbowler

He says his own name when he masturbates


Lorry_Al

And cums in his own mouth


GeorgeRRZimmerman

And he doesn't stop either. He just keeps gargling his name until the song's over.


youburyitidigitup

And gets himself pregnant


DSEEE

That's pretty normal right?


stlmick

In the mirror, so really mirror Jason is saying it.


No_Mr_Powers

Do you think he times it to when he says his own name during his songs?


stlmick

Yes, and he has track where it just says his name on repeat. I'm guessing. Never fucked the guy.


hodlrus

I thought that was DJ Khaled


Gorthebon

He's definitely riding solo


dramaticwhisper

first thing i thought lmao


Pikeguy99

I cant believe how far i had to scroll to find Jason Derulo


MissSparkle24

Came to say this. Seems like he loves himself a little TOO much.


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varnell_hill

Probably cries while doing it too.


itamarka

And finishes in 30 seconds and asks for money


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varnell_hill

Well, that escalated.


MidgetRodeoClown

Drake the type of dude who yells "hotline BLING" when he's cumming.


P_kai

Drake the type of fella to say "I love you" while hooking up


slice_of_pi

...to the rear view mirror while waiting for her to get in the car.


LeolIsReal2401

Drake the type of dude to message a youtube music critic telling him his existence is meaningless because he didn't like some of his albums.


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Drake the type of dude to send vegan cookies recipes to random bald men in the middle of the night


KillerGoats

Drake the type of dude to grab the sheets and call out the other person’s name


UnderstandingNo2738

Was definitely bout to say drake.


Rymundo88

Mixed in with a couple of nursery rhymes


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Drake the kinda guy who will write a sick note for her to hand into her elementary school teacher.


67demigod

The Weeknd


Away-Caterpillar-176

Was thinking that too


RossChickenTendies

Gotta love his 'HEYS'


bigPoppaMC

Whilst he looks in the mirror


CherryClorox

was thinking that too just bc his music is perfect for the bedroom


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IDNTKNWNYTHING

cbat


The13thKind

Came here to say this 😂


NoStressAccount

It'd be funnier if they didn't; showing that OP truly was the only person on earth who thought that music was appropriate for sex.


Gnochi

I’m with you. 0% chance that Hudson Mohawke, or anyone but OP, fucks to cbat.


dirtyhappythoughts

OP doesn't fuck to cbat anymore either.


binybeke

My guy as soon as it became a popular meme I’m sure at least 3 people threw that shit on during sex “for the meme” the very same day.


91901bbaa13d40128f7d

brb, downvoting everything else


RealRutz

Came here to make sure this was top


zemorah

The right answer


wowowwubzywow

He makes half of TNGHT, so you know Lunice also fucks to cbat


kurtduds

Jared Leto


jesse_christ

I'm very surprised I had to scroll this far. Jared Leto is the correct answer.


jeremy1015

My sister had to take him around and babysit him for about four hours. She said he spent literally the entire time talking to her about how great his music was.


nms1539

Yep. Came here to say Leto


leftnutprobs

John Mayer. I love the guy, but I’m sure he even masturbates to his own songs. ‘My body is a wonderland, I use my haaands’


appleparkfive

He's such an interesting artist. Because he has that sort of cheesy vibe to him, but he's also an *insanely* good guitarist. He went to Berklee for music and did really well As a guitarist, it's really cool hearing him talk about guitar gear and his techniques. If anyone is interested, I'd head to YouTube and see him talk about his PRS Silver Sky guitar. You can see pretty quickly that he knows his stuff If he didn't make it big, he'd probably be running some popular YouTube channel about guitars. There's a lot of those out there


Acoustic_Noob

I hate how he makes mediocre pop songs because he wants to be mainstream rather than make badass guitar songs. His live at the nokia album is the best guitar heavy album of all time


NecroDolphinn

I mean to be fair, The Search For Everything and (kinda) Sob Rock are like the only albums outside of his debut where he’s explicitly making more pop leaning stuff. Heavier Things was stuck between the poppy sound and the more blues influenced sound he really honed in on in Continuum. After that is a slow Adult Contemporary album and then two country albums so of his 8 albums only about 3 are really pop focused albums. He has also spent the majority of his career actively trying to fight the mediocre pop image he has. He basically had his first album blow up huge and then overshadow the fact that almost everything he did afterwards was in direct opposition to his reputation. But yeah Covered In Rain is too good of a song to only exist on a live album but seriously anybody who doubts Mayers guitar should listen to that song because wow


somamyass

Covered in rain is in my top 5 favorite songs of all time


donnyganger

I think everyone in this thread is right. But yeah I’d say Kanye and drake. You know while he was alive I don’t think Bowie would have wanted to play his music on his accord but I for sure would have asked him if I got there.


chxnkybxtfxnky

Whoever wrote Cotton Eye Joe


davewtameloncamp

It's a traditional tune, no one knows who wrote it. Fun fact: To take a "cotton" to something means you like or are good at it. A "cotton eye" is the look someone gives you when they are eyeing up something you have, like they are envious of it. Or they are about to steal it. So "cotton eyed Joe" is a guy that keeps stealing your girl. That's why you would have been married a long time ago if cotton eyed Joe wasn't around. If you look up the meaning of it, most people think it refers to a guy with milky eyes. And it may. Making it a double entendre. A guy with milky eyes that "cottons" your woman.


chxnkybxtfxnky

Well slap my ass and feed me like a raccoon that lives behind a Red Lobster because that was some great stuff to have taken in!!!


Witty_Goose_7724

Well fry me up some chitlings and grab my banjo because this shit was funny.


mjgoldberg

Thats what she said


bedbug-thundermunch

I heard a rumor that "Cotton eyed Joe" is about STDs. And at this point I am too much afraid to ask.


-Blixx-

All of them. Every last one including the wiggles.


I_DRINK_ANARCHY

I feel like the Wiggles have sex to their own music only because of the weird horny mothers that demand it.


InformalArtichoke

Omg. About a decade ago I took my kids to wiggles concert. At one point they came off stage and went down the isles and back a few rows singing, patting kids heads as they walked by, and looking at some mommas straight in the eye. From the looks I was seeing going back and forth, as a couple went by, I know they could a got some from a few of the mom's around us. Easily...lol


newfie-flyboy

Imagine having to tell your buddies that you’re getting a divorce because your wife fucked the wiggles.


KingoftheMongoose

#All of Them!?!


jon110334

100% the Wiggles... Half of them were dating so I'm sure at least one was freaky enough to give it a go.


63belvedere

Tossin' the Fruit Salad 😀


Koffinkat56

Yummy, yummy!


No_Mr_Powers

Big Red Car? More like Big Red Cock.


sputtle

Get Ready to Wiggle We've been ready for so long Get Ready to Wiggle We can wiggle alllll night long.


mvsuit

You just made me think of Barney, and I hate you for it.


Taurus_Torus

DJ Khaled for sure, though he's borderline a 'musical artist' imo. If you count all the tracks he shouts his name tho he's got quite a playlist


WilcoLovesYou

He sure won't be going down on a lady while listening to his music though.


Gnochi

Little did we know it’s because he can’t hear his music with her legs squeezing his ears.


n30l1nk

The joke was that this is a man that has publicly said he doesn’t go down on his wife, but feels entitled to oral himself, because he’s a scumbag lol


fakeophelia

He cums and screams WE THE BEST MUSIC!!!


Tight-Tower2585

Prince (while he was alive).


The_Sexiest_Redditor

I appreciate your clarification there.


revjor

To be fair to Prince he's probably playing the music not listening to it.


contemplatebeer

Sexy motherfucker.


VeterinarianFit1309

Prince had every right to listen to his music while he fucked… hell, he would probably physically play his songs, full stage show, pyrotechnics and all while fucking, and that’s okay as well. He earned the right.


deezx1010

I've never imagined Prince playing guitar while he had sex. But now I'm certain he did it often


omqililly

REAL


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Damn right, and he should!


miamouse5

adam levine for sure


jawnyman

That dude is such a POS.


moneybabe420

I had to scroll too far down for this


onliwenimtrunk

Squidward


ejumper09

Exactly


jesusdqd

hopefully Doja Cat


BritneysSpear

How else would she know her audience


two-pelicans

Immediately that is who popped into my mind.


Shinyraven9

Kenny g


pureshores86

Machine Gun Kelly


Valentine35

Listening to his own music while Transformers plays in the background 🤣


annilia512

glad i found this comment


LandOk4557

I’m in love with an emo girl


mdmenzel

I bet Barry White did.


usuallydead404

I would absolutely fuck to my own voice if I were him too.


The_Sexiest_Redditor

Wouldn't even need a partner.


Zar-far-bar-car

Trent Reznor


Cat_Prismatic

Nah. I bet he listens to Bowie, and John Coltrane, and Heart, and Prince, and, like, the Scorps. He's way too much of a perfectionist: he'd be thinking about how to perfect that *one measure* in performance, or regretting a choice he made about background half-whispered vocals 25 years ago. Now, maybe when he was super high and fucked up all the time... And, there must've been some interesting playlists (mixtapes?) when he and Tori Amos were dating.


The_Spyre

I hope he fucked them like an animal


vonMemes

Had to scroll down too long for this one :p


BumFights1997

Justin Bieber 100%


DapperSapper82

R-Kelly


nubsauce87

The question was about "having sex" not "having rape"


Shiblets

Nah, he just cranks up the nursery music.


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Polls-from-a-Cadet

Rick James did. For sure…


BretonVikander

Too classy a lady, but if Sade wanted to-- I would understand 💯 "No Ordinary Love" is the sexiest tune.


JennyIsSmelly

Mariah Carey


party-pedro

But only "All I Want For Christmas Is You" on loop.


somewhat-somewhere

That would be one hell of a ride. All the bells jingling.


GreatBigWhore

When she gave birth to her twins, she actually had a live performance of her singing her song ‘Fantasy’ play in the delivery room!


Shamann93

This is way too far down. Didn't she she give birth to her music?


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Yep!


NeedleworkerRound338

Michael Jackson when he was alive. Also I think when he was finishing he did the "hee hee".


Redmudgirl

Steven Tyler of Aerosmith


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Axl rose


VeterinarianFit1309

The question wasn’t which music artist masturbates to their music while eating KFC chicken drumsticks by the bucket and slathering themselves in the grease.


Pack_Revolutionary

That’s not sex?


differentiatedpans

Genuwine is the obvious correct answer.


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John Mayer, and no one will convince me otherwise.


visitjacklake

John Legend


Electrical_Age_336

John Williams


KillaZami237

[Most epic sexual intercourse in history](https://youtu.be/BJsrYEA01o4?t=83)


bobcatttttt

The weeknd, his songs are literally made for it


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Narrator_Ron_Howard

George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher, singer for Cannibal Corpse, definitely gets it on to their music. You can’t listen to *I Cum Blood* without feeling like some sexy time! C’mon!


BloopyStew

Kanye.


theboss0711

Kanye has sex with Kanye while listening to Kanye.


Full_Increase8132

Kanye cheats on Kanye with Kanye while thinking about Kanye.


BloopyStew

As it has always been since the begging of time.


Batzybaby_312

Nobody loves Kanye like Kanye loves Kanye


AustEastTX

The late great Prince; I bet he wrote some of his stuff to go with his preferred pace. Example: the 12 minutes of “scandalous”.


Natural_Eggplant_646

charlie puth


Periachi

KISS


Almosttherelazy33

Weird Al


queennyla

Chris Brown for sure


flimflammed

Does he abuse himself too is open music also?


Lower_Breakfast_6045

Ashnikko


KatanaLaser

Nikki Minaj


Rocks4lyfe22

Megan Thee Stallion


Drulock

I’m sure Marvin Gaye did, at least some. Taylor Swift seems like she would.


MrsFlameThrower

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to find Marvin Gaye


beatansem

Ariana grande


Consistent_Owl_4580

Yung gravy


trite_post

Barry White. Because even Barry White has great sex to Barry White


AmericanPanascope

Sting


skinnycatto

The weeknd for sure


kariraxxer

Brendon Urie 100% he's self obsessed and cocky enough


Remarkable_Bid7468

He would just start humming it or full on singing parts of it along the way to tbh


misfit-roo

Trey Songz


Ok_Pomegranate_7693

Bono.


an0therbrock

Charlie Puth


GreatBigWhore

Usher


BigRhonda7632

Kid Rock for better or worse.


goldxngoddess

Brendon Urie and Liam Payne were my first thought


joeynotabadass27

The weeknd. If he doesnt then its sorta a waste


lunachappell

Jimin of BTS especially if it's this boy solo songs If you know you know why


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xgnacixa

Ghost


biff444444

Every member of Devo.


Lunchbox240

Jon Bon Jovi


Do_not_tell_

Tove Lo


pheobebuffaybhammock

the wiggles


SuckMyBootyMilk

james brown definitely did


Sad_Cranberry2166

Nick Jonas