By - usuallydead404
If he could Kenye would have sex with his music
Kanye would fuck himself while listening to his own music.
“I don’t need your pussy bitch I’m on my own dick”
He would legit say this lol
Wym he did?!
Yep, in the song POWER
This is my surprised face…
“Would you fuck me? I would fuck me.”
He probably masturbates to his own music.
he's mad CDs went out of style because he can't stick his dick through a cloud file
Kanye would have some great Kanye Sex
With the baddest bitch, that's his Kanye Best
Then he'd bust a nut on that Kanye Chest
Recoup, recover in his Kanye Nest
All the while suckin on that Kanye Breast.
I honestly can't tell if that's not a real Kanye song.
Pretty sure I’ve heard this at the club.
"I love you like Kanye loves Kanye."
This is the best answer
I wouldn't be surprised if it came out that Kanye could only climax if he jerks off in a fully mirrored room, seated upon a beanbag chair of his own face, while listening to his own music.
"Yeah, these beats are dope"
No no, “who listens to their music during sex”, not “who has sex with their own music”…
If you’ve listened to half of the Erotica album and Justify My Love, this shouldn’t surprise you
It doesn't, that's why I said Madonna
Mariah Carey played her songs while giving birth, I suspect she did the same while conceiving the children.
Christmas is ruined
Ho. Hoe. Oh...
This made me laugh way too hard - thank you, I needed that.
He also says his own name during sex
He says his own name when he masturbates
And cums in his own mouth
And he doesn't stop either. He just keeps gargling his name until the song's over.
And gets himself pregnant
That's pretty normal right?
In the mirror, so really mirror Jason is saying it.
Do you think he times it to when he says his own name during his songs?
Yes, and he has track where it just says his name on repeat. I'm guessing. Never fucked the guy.
I thought that was DJ Khaled
He's definitely riding solo
first thing i thought lmao
I cant believe how far i had to scroll to find Jason Derulo
Came to say this. Seems like he loves himself a little TOO much.
Probably cries while doing it too.
And finishes in 30 seconds and asks for money
Well, that escalated.
Drake the type of dude who yells "hotline BLING" when he's cumming.
Drake the type of fella to say "I love you" while hooking up
...to the rear view mirror while waiting for her to get in the car.
Drake the type of dude to message a youtube music critic telling him his existence is meaningless because he didn't like some of his albums.
Drake the type of dude to send vegan cookies recipes to random bald men in the middle of the night
Drake the type of dude to grab the sheets and call out the other person’s name
Was definitely bout to say drake.
Mixed in with a couple of nursery rhymes
Drake the kinda guy who will write a sick note for her to hand into her elementary school teacher.
Was thinking that too
Gotta love his 'HEYS'
Whilst he looks in the mirror
was thinking that too just bc his music is perfect for the bedroom
Came here to say this 😂
It'd be funnier if they didn't; showing that OP truly was the only person on earth who thought that music was appropriate for sex.
I’m with you. 0% chance that Hudson Mohawke, or anyone but OP, fucks to cbat.
OP doesn't fuck to cbat anymore either.
My guy as soon as it became a popular meme I’m sure at least 3 people threw that shit on during sex “for the meme” the very same day.
brb, downvoting everything else
Came here to make sure this was top
The right answer
He makes half of TNGHT, so you know Lunice also fucks to cbat
I'm very surprised I had to scroll this far. Jared Leto is the correct answer.
My sister had to take him around and babysit him for about four hours. She said he spent literally the entire time talking to her about how great his music was.
Yep. Came here to say Leto
John Mayer. I love the guy, but I’m sure he even masturbates to his own songs.
‘My body is a wonderland, I use my haaands’
He's such an interesting artist. Because he has that sort of cheesy vibe to him, but he's also an *insanely* good guitarist. He went to Berklee for music and did really well
As a guitarist, it's really cool hearing him talk about guitar gear and his techniques. If anyone is interested, I'd head to YouTube and see him talk about his PRS Silver Sky guitar. You can see pretty quickly that he knows his stuff
If he didn't make it big, he'd probably be running some popular YouTube channel about guitars. There's a lot of those out there
I hate how he makes mediocre pop songs because he wants to be mainstream rather than make badass guitar songs. His live at the nokia album is the best guitar heavy album of all time
I mean to be fair, The Search For Everything and (kinda) Sob Rock are like the only albums outside of his debut where he’s explicitly making more pop leaning stuff. Heavier Things was stuck between the poppy sound and the more blues influenced sound he really honed in on in Continuum. After that is a slow Adult Contemporary album and then two country albums so of his 8 albums only about 3 are really pop focused albums. He has also spent the majority of his career actively trying to fight the mediocre pop image he has. He basically had his first album blow up huge and then overshadow the fact that almost everything he did afterwards was in direct opposition to his reputation.
But yeah Covered In Rain is too good of a song to only exist on a live album but seriously anybody who doubts Mayers guitar should listen to that song because wow
Covered in rain is in my top 5 favorite songs of all time
I think everyone in this thread is right. But yeah I’d say Kanye and drake.
You know while he was alive I don’t think Bowie would have wanted to play his music on his accord but I for sure would have asked him if I got there.
Whoever wrote Cotton Eye Joe
It's a traditional tune, no one knows who wrote it.
Fun fact: To take a "cotton" to something means you like or are good at it. A "cotton eye" is the look someone gives you when they are eyeing up something you have, like they are envious of it. Or they are about to steal it. So "cotton eyed Joe" is a guy that keeps stealing your girl. That's why you would have been married a long time ago if cotton eyed Joe wasn't around.
If you look up the meaning of it, most people think it refers to a guy with milky eyes. And it may. Making it a double entendre. A guy with milky eyes that "cottons" your woman.
Well slap my ass and feed me like a raccoon that lives behind a Red Lobster because that was some great stuff to have taken in!!!
Well fry me up some chitlings and grab my banjo because this shit was funny.
Thats what she said
I heard a rumor that "Cotton eyed Joe" is about STDs. And at this point I am too much afraid to ask.
All of them. Every last one including the wiggles.
I feel like the Wiggles have sex to their own music only because of the weird horny mothers that demand it.
Omg. About a decade ago I took my kids to wiggles concert. At one point they came off stage and went down the isles and back a few rows singing, patting kids heads as they walked by, and looking at some mommas straight in the eye. From the looks I was seeing going back and forth, as a couple went by, I know they could a got some from a few of the mom's around us. Easily...lol
Imagine having to tell your buddies that you’re getting a divorce because your wife fucked the wiggles.
#All of Them!?!
100% the Wiggles... Half of them were dating so I'm sure at least one was freaky enough to give it a go.
Tossin' the Fruit Salad 😀
Big Red Car? More like Big Red Cock.
Get Ready to Wiggle
We've been ready for so long
Get Ready to Wiggle
We can wiggle alllll night long.
You just made me think of Barney, and I hate you for it.
DJ Khaled for sure, though he's borderline a 'musical artist' imo. If you count all the tracks he shouts his name tho he's got quite a playlist
He sure won't be going down on a lady while listening to his music though.
Little did we know it’s because he can’t hear his music with her legs squeezing his ears.
The joke was that this is a man that has publicly said he doesn’t go down on his wife, but feels entitled to oral himself, because he’s a scumbag lol
He cums and screams WE THE BEST MUSIC!!!
Prince (while he was alive).
I appreciate your clarification there.
To be fair to Prince he's probably playing the music not listening to it.
Prince had every right to listen to his music while he fucked… hell, he would probably physically play his songs, full stage show, pyrotechnics and all while fucking, and that’s okay as well. He earned the right.
I've never imagined Prince playing guitar while he had sex. But now I'm certain he did it often
Damn right, and he should!
adam levine for sure
That dude is such a POS.
I had to scroll too far down for this
hopefully Doja Cat
How else would she know her audience
Immediately that is who popped into my mind.
Machine Gun Kelly
Listening to his own music while Transformers plays in the background 🤣
glad i found this comment
I’m in love with an emo girl
I bet Barry White did.
I would absolutely fuck to my own voice if I were him too.
Wouldn't even need a partner.
Nah. I bet he listens to Bowie, and John Coltrane, and Heart, and Prince, and, like, the Scorps.
He's way too much of a perfectionist: he'd be thinking about how to perfect that *one measure* in performance, or regretting a choice he made about background half-whispered vocals 25 years ago.
Now, maybe when he was super high and fucked up all the time...
And, there must've been some interesting playlists (mixtapes?) when he and Tori Amos were dating.
I hope he fucked them like an animal
Had to scroll down too long for this one :p
Justin Bieber 100%
The question was about "having sex" not "having rape"
Nah, he just cranks up the nursery music.
Rick James did. For sure…
Too classy a lady, but if Sade wanted to-- I would understand 💯
"No Ordinary Love" is the sexiest tune.
But only "All I Want For Christmas Is You" on loop.
That would be one hell of a ride. All the bells jingling.
When she gave birth to her twins, she actually had a live performance of her singing her song ‘Fantasy’ play in the delivery room!
This is way too far down. Didn't she she give birth to her music?
Michael Jackson when he was alive.
Also I think when he was finishing he did the "hee hee".
Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
The question wasn’t which music artist masturbates to their music while eating KFC chicken drumsticks by the bucket and slathering themselves in the grease.
That’s not sex?
Genuwine is the obvious correct answer.
John Mayer, and no one will convince me otherwise.
[Most epic sexual intercourse in history](https://youtu.be/BJsrYEA01o4?t=83)
The weeknd, his songs are literally made for it
George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher, singer for Cannibal Corpse, definitely gets it on to their music. You can’t listen to *I Cum Blood* without feeling like some sexy time! C’mon!
Kanye has sex with Kanye while listening to Kanye.
Kanye cheats on Kanye with Kanye while thinking about Kanye.
As it has always been since the begging of time.
Nobody loves Kanye like Kanye loves Kanye
The late great Prince; I bet he wrote some of his stuff to go with his preferred pace. Example: the 12 minutes of “scandalous”.
Chris Brown for sure
Does he abuse himself too is open music also?
Megan Thee Stallion
I’m sure Marvin Gaye did, at least some.
Taylor Swift seems like she would.
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to find Marvin Gaye
Barry White. Because even Barry White has great sex to Barry White
The weeknd for sure
Brendon Urie 100% he's self obsessed and cocky enough
He would just start humming it or full on singing parts of it along the way to tbh
Kid Rock for better or worse.
Brendon Urie and Liam Payne were my first thought
The weeknd. If he doesnt then its sorta a waste
Jimin of BTS especially if it's this boy solo songs If you know you know why
Every member of Devo.
Jon Bon Jovi
james brown definitely did