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wickedpirate899

Cbat


Destote

For the uninitiated - https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/ And the song in question - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo&feature=youtu.be


shah357

This song made my vagina dry out. I am a man.


lazarboy3

That’s a deep ass quote


Smart_Ass_Dave

It's a deep vagina quote actually.


Physconaught3000

That just pulled me out of a week long depress sesh from being broken up with. This will be my new bedroom song for future suiters. Weed out the weak.


jojaxy

Holy hell what was that?!?!


MrPuzzleMan

I was gonna say polka but this beat the shit out of that suggestion.


lenny446

There it is


jmw112358

Came here looking for this!!!


RonaldTheGiraffe

Who didn’t? Honestly, one day, before I die, I will have sex to this, with someone. I have to. It’s… it’s a duty.


jmw112358

All I can say is that girl deserves some sort of medal - 2 years...TWO YEARS


RonaldTheGiraffe

She must have PTSD. But fuck, she’s a trooper


Other_Way7003

Hahaha OMG that was a lol and a half! Also very unaroused rn :P


Dreddlaw

I saw the original posts and all the rifts on it but had never listened to the song until now. What the fuck? Like how could any person think this would work for sex at all?!?


Lylat_System

Beat us all to it


MeLlamoDave

Baby Shark.


AbleLobster1688

Cbat


FewResponse8220

Cbat


ThurnisHailey

Sweet Home Alabama


Upper-Job5130

Kid Rock disagrees


LastWWolf

Lmao


woodzitos

cbat for sure


Waitingonacoffin

Insane clown posse


PackGod06

Reminds me of that family guy scene where clowns shoot out confetti on a girl


Waitingonacoffin

I was having relations with a girl once and had set my phone to shuffle unbeknownst to me so after the first three country love songs “chicken huntin” by icp came on.. luckily we both just paused and she laughed but still 😂


DonutsAndDoldrums

I once had sex to lo-fi hip hop. It made me sleepy.


SoyEseVato

Gospel


gele-gel

I’m sure Encourage Yourself might help. Lol


blopblip

Hi, I think this might actually help! Uplifting and encouraging


[deleted]

I lost my virginity to Eminem and it was not good


FraylBody

Mf came to moms spaghetti 😭😭


Living_Telephone2678

Nah bro came on a mocking bird


duhduhduhdummi_thicc

Anyone remember the song from the TIFU post a couple of weeks ago?


Intelligent-Syrup-52

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xg18zi/what_is_the_worst_music_to_have_sex_to/iopis6s?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


tgmc95

I guess a 10hr loop of Nyan Cat


Vast_Ad_7762

Thats the best


DarkFluids777

comical or parody songs (some of Weird Al's or Ivor Biggun, for example)


MrPJ2020

Cotton Eye Joe


BaximilianMuckley

Nah man that’s got some good rhythm to it


CottonDandy1847

Peppa pig song


Laiskatar

Mein Lieblingstier ist die Bratwurst


Laiskatar

https://youtu.be/-1GiqjueT7w Here's a link


[deleted]

THAT- ThAt…. That song is hilarious, but not good for sex


Laiskatar

Definetely not good for sex xD


Envy_The_King

I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME


Kendaren89

Burzum - Dunkelheit


Thriftyverse

> Burzum - Dunkelheit Wife's comment: "Not tonight honey, I have a headache."


Creambunnie_00

Has anyone tried it to Opera?


EgoSenatus

I have- was pretty nice


shmergul

Teletubies theme song


phukerstone23

anything by The Wiggles.


Xx_L3SBIAN_xX

have a gay orgy call that fruit salad


Dr_Sir_Ham_Sandwich

Wake up Jeff


abdoer2000

Benny Hill theme song.


Upper-Job5130

Only because you can't keep pace with the song!


kingferret53

The Barney song.


WhiteOhms

David Joyner, the actor who played Barney from 1991- 2001 is now a tantric sex therapist.


kingferret53

I have. Crazy tbh.


WhiteOhms

Any music. Especially anything charting right now.


UnstoppableForce16

UK Drill


gatherthegoods

probably the worst take I’ve seen in the comment section so far try it out and get back to me


UnstoppableForce16

Sure what time does your mum get back from work?


gatherthegoods

lmao made my morning


Southern_Snowshoe

The unabridged Yoko Ono song collection


AdamBombKelley

You should check out Wing https://youtu.be/kqa-HYihaZo


ToLazyToThinkOf1

Had a live concert during sex, twice. He started singing "les gros nichons", not sure if that's actually the title. Just a song about big boobs that he sang a lot with his friends, definitely a turn off. I don't have big boobs either


Ok_Try_9138

Grindcore


Maedroth

Try and last longer than the songs, I dare you.


Ok_Try_9138

I imagine banging a chick while her morbidly obese father with 60 years of smoker lungs grunts into my ears whilst stomping irregularly.


CreepyBid3876

I am your Gummy Bear


JamieDrone

Hudson Mohawke- CBAT


[deleted]

circus music


Ginger-Beefcake

Daddy by Korn


zubaz69

Polka


nsfwphotoshoot

Macarena


Souley_

You’ve got a friend in me.


StargateMedjai

Oops I farted again - wierd Al.


Cheesy__Duck

music that helps you poop. really bad when she poops on me


faygazebo

Is there music that helps you poop?


cocks-appreciator

Mother - Pink Floyd, unless you live in Alabama


NikoKritikos

R. Kelly singing privately to you....naked


seraphinadinas

Loser by beck


randomPerson2894

Drum and Bass


Illustrious-Value-24

Smack my bitch up


mordfustang322

Don't stop me now


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Cyrrex91

For a second I thought you meant this: [oooh yaa look at it go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZYgqBp1gI&ab_channel=hlgf)


Bitcoinatemymom

Doo-wop


Sporticus19

When I was about to have sex with a girlfriend for the first time Billy Bailey - Insect Nation came on. I skipped and I think Adam’s Song was next. That seemed acceptable at the time.


Valuable-Drawing-503

I'm having sex you put on whatever you want I'll adjust eventually


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Maedroth

Wrong.


PixelPusher1532

I often play the Hamster Dance, I have had mixed reviews.


colonel_Schwejk

I love a little hamster up my rectum It makes me feel so bright and so gay What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw It makes me orgasm every day I love a little hamster up my rectum I freeze up to twenty every day They gnaw and the claw they paw and they paw It makes me go hip hip hip hip hooray


MountainThorn42

Wo Ist Kazooie


NoscopingMelvin

Cheeseburgers in paradise


anotherrustypic

Friday by Rebecca Black


Mammoneyyyyyy

Country unless your wearing a cowboy hat


Road-Full

Dance with the devil by immortal technique


[deleted]

Cotton Eye Joe Don't ask me to explain


zakdouchebagans

Kids of Widney High


HamilWhoTangled

“No” by Meghan Trainor


Raviorabbit

Fuck earth I’m gonna wage an intastella war


TwistedHuman666

ABC song


AdamBombKelley

Alvin and the Chipmunks - Witch Doctor


Physconaught3000

I want to have your babies. Natasha Bedingfield


[deleted]

The creativity song from DHMIS wait,no ANY song from DHMIS


Ok_Elephant_8319

2 Trucks Having Sex by Lemon Demon


gasmaskcollecter

nah thats best


[deleted]

Ska music.


Thehoplite2

Cannibal corpse


BelmontZiimon

Flash Gordon's Ape.


SethSpade

Anything with the banjos lmao


God954

Eminem


ThatOneOffKid

SCOTTLAND FOREVER


the_nomad_419

Emit - The Dark Bleeding (2003)


EgoSenatus

Entry of the Gladiators


Odd-Elderberry8539

Fn


WokeIsSoTeens

I thought it would be Sousa marches, but it turned out okay.


BlodyxCZ

Rick roll


Botryoid2000

Iggy Pop - Nightclubbing. The beat is just so off. [https://youtu.be/EpECxEO4uZM](https://youtu.be/EpECxEO4uZM)


Thriftyverse

[Dream Dirty Dreams by SuLu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_WZ7ZakrO0) It came on the radio, laughter ensued.


Icy_Document_7547

Nickleback...


wonky_mongoose

Terrorcore


StraightAssociate

[I would walk 500 miles](https://youtu.be/otXGqU4LBEI)


Longjumping-Oven-994

Cotton eyed joe


LordScotchyScotch

Thats my favorite sex song.


Silly-Perception8689

Xasthur


DarkFluids777

also: Yakety Sax (Benny Hill tune), some challenge, there


DarylMcGoofyGuy

nursery rhymes


Shitty_Google_Bot

Frenchcore.


[deleted]

Yakety sax, Cotton eyed joe, corn in the chicken


[deleted]

Generally all metal music.


Redmudgirl

Polka music


Roman101007

Mundain To Bach Ke


tapcloud2019

A lullaby


broken_doll_911

Tip toe through the tulips by Tiny Tim


Oosarum

SpongeBob SquarePants theme


TimeActuator4315

Polka


[deleted]

I love Sabaton, I think almost everything they make is a work of art, but I don't want to hear about the Swiss Guard and how they successfully defended the papacy from a threat that vastly outnumbered them while being railed


Kind-Character7342

Baby shark do doo do doo do doooo


eddie_the_retard

The family guy theme And on the contrary doom all they fear is you is the best


darth_shinji_ikari

when i would hear my next door neighbors having fun. i would play National Public Radio with the speakers against the wall on full


1manbandmann

Anything depressing. Like imagine tryna fuck to “ heart been broke so many times iiiii don’t know what too beliieeeevve” 😂


JustinChristoph

DragonForce. Through the fire and flames.


[deleted]

Gospel


hello-mr-windup-bird

ABC s


manager96

Mr boombastic -Shaggy.


Bwills39

Weird Al or creed


alovelyone

classical music