For the uninitiated - https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/
And the song in question - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo&feature=youtu.be
This song made my vagina dry out.
I am a man.
That’s a deep ass quote
It's a deep vagina quote actually.
That just pulled me out of a week long depress sesh from being broken up with.
This will be my new bedroom song for future suiters.
Weed out the weak.
Holy hell what was that?!?!
I was gonna say polka but this beat the shit out of that suggestion.
There it is
Came here looking for this!!!
Honestly, one day, before I die, I will have sex to this, with someone. I have to. It’s… it’s a duty.
All I can say is that girl deserves some sort of medal - 2 years...TWO YEARS
She must have PTSD. But fuck, she’s a trooper
Hahaha OMG that was a lol and a half! Also very unaroused rn :P
I saw the original posts and all the rifts on it but had never listened to the song until now. What the fuck? Like how could any person think this would work for sex at all?!?
Beat us all to it
Sweet Home Alabama
Kid Rock disagrees
cbat for sure
Insane clown posse
Reminds me of that family guy scene where clowns shoot out confetti on a girl
I was having relations with a girl once and had set my phone to shuffle unbeknownst to me so after the first three country love songs “chicken huntin” by icp came on.. luckily we both just paused and she laughed but still 😂
I once had sex to lo-fi hip hop. It made me sleepy.
I’m sure Encourage Yourself might help. Lol
Hi, I think this might actually help! Uplifting and encouraging
I lost my virginity to Eminem and it was not good
Mf came to moms spaghetti 😭😭
Nah bro came on a mocking bird
Anyone remember the song from the TIFU post a couple of weeks ago?
I guess a 10hr loop of Nyan Cat
Thats the best
comical or parody songs (some of Weird Al's or Ivor Biggun, for example)
Cotton Eye Joe
Nah man that’s got some good rhythm to it
Peppa pig song
Mein Lieblingstier ist die Bratwurst
Here's a link
That song is hilarious, but not good for sex
Definetely not good for sex xD
I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME
Burzum - Dunkelheit
> Burzum - Dunkelheit
Wife's comment: "Not tonight honey, I have a headache."
Has anyone tried it to Opera?
I have- was pretty nice
Teletubies theme song
anything by The Wiggles.
have a gay orgy call that fruit salad
Wake up Jeff
Benny Hill theme song.
Only because you can't keep pace with the song!
The Barney song.
David Joyner, the actor who played Barney from 1991- 2001 is now a tantric sex therapist.
I have. Crazy tbh.
Any music. Especially anything charting right now.
probably the worst take I’ve seen in the comment section so far
try it out and get back to me
Sure what time does your mum get back from work?
lmao made my morning
The unabridged Yoko Ono song collection
You should check out Wing
Had a live concert during sex, twice. He started singing "les gros nichons", not sure if that's actually the title. Just a song about big boobs that he sang a lot with his friends, definitely a turn off. I don't have big boobs either
Try and last longer than the songs, I dare you.
I imagine banging a chick while her morbidly obese father with 60 years of smoker lungs grunts into my ears whilst stomping irregularly.
I am your Gummy Bear
Hudson Mohawke- CBAT
Daddy by Korn
You’ve got a friend in me.
Oops I farted again - wierd Al.
music that helps you poop. really bad when she poops on me
Is there music that helps you poop?
Mother - Pink Floyd, unless you live in Alabama
R. Kelly singing privately to you....naked
Loser by beck
Drum and Bass
Smack my bitch up
Don't stop me now
For a second I thought you meant this:
[oooh yaa look at it go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZYgqBp1gI&ab_channel=hlgf)
When I was about to have sex with a girlfriend for the first time Billy Bailey - Insect Nation came on. I skipped and I think Adam’s Song was next. That seemed acceptable at the time.
I'm having sex you put on whatever you want I'll adjust eventually
I often play the Hamster Dance, I have had mixed reviews.
I love a little hamster up my rectum
It makes me feel so bright and so gay
What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw
It makes me orgasm every day
I love a little hamster up my rectum
I freeze up to twenty every day
They gnaw and the claw they paw and they paw
It makes me go hip hip hip hip hooray
Wo Ist Kazooie
Cheeseburgers in paradise
Friday by Rebecca Black
Country unless your wearing a cowboy hat
Dance with the devil by immortal technique
Cotton Eye Joe
Don't ask me to explain
Kids of Widney High
“No” by Meghan Trainor
Fuck earth I’m gonna wage an intastella war
Alvin and the Chipmunks - Witch Doctor
I want to have your babies. Natasha Bedingfield
The creativity song from DHMIS
ANY song from DHMIS
2 Trucks Having Sex by Lemon Demon
nah thats best
Flash Gordon's Ape.
Anything with the banjos lmao
Emit - The Dark Bleeding (2003)
Entry of the Gladiators
I thought it would be Sousa marches, but it turned out okay.
Iggy Pop - Nightclubbing. The beat is just so off.
[Dream Dirty Dreams by SuLu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_WZ7ZakrO0)
It came on the radio, laughter ensued.
[I would walk 500 miles](https://youtu.be/otXGqU4LBEI)
Cotton eyed joe
Thats my favorite sex song.
also: Yakety Sax (Benny Hill tune), some challenge, there
Yakety sax, Cotton eyed joe, corn in the chicken
Generally all metal music.
Mundain To Bach Ke
Tip toe through the tulips by Tiny Tim
SpongeBob SquarePants theme
I love Sabaton, I think almost everything they make is a work of art, but I don't want to hear about the Swiss Guard and how they successfully defended the papacy from a threat that vastly outnumbered them while being railed
Baby shark do doo do doo do doooo
The family guy theme
And on the contrary doom all they fear is you is the best
when i would hear my next door neighbors having fun.
i would play National Public Radio with the speakers against the wall on full
Anything depressing. Like imagine tryna fuck to “ heart been broke so many times iiiii don’t know what too beliieeeevve” 😂
DragonForce. Through the fire and flames.
Mr boombastic -Shaggy.
Weird Al or creed