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totes-muh-gotes

It would be whatever their favorite film is. And they would be forced to watch it repeatedly, until they hated it. Then they would be forced to watch it more.


onlyhere4laffs

Wouldn't work on me, I already do this with my favorites.


rulonelytonight

You’re evil


speedythdead

Jokes on them I'd never tire of my favorite.


nrequited

Some people say you know we cant believe!! Jamaica we have a bobsled team!


saidIIremember

We got One Derese And a one Junior … Sanka!


Doki_Literature

Hello Satan


the-soaring-moa

Empire (1964) - an 8 hour shot of the Empire State Building.


rulonelytonight

No? Truly?


the-soaring-moa

Truly. It's actually 6.5 hours but is meant to be shown in slow motion. It starts in the evening and lasts until 3am. Single shot. Silent.


Julius_Cheesear

Wait it is just the same shot al the time. I would understand it if it where different angels en details, but just 1 shot.


ScientificFlamingo

Just 1 shot, and not been a particularly picturesque one. It’s just out a window. You see the sky slowly turn from day to night, but that’s about the only action. It was an Andy Warhol project, so it’s more of an artsy experiment than anything else.


WorthlessShatter69

at 0.25 speed


Charger525

Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill.


Traditional-Moose241

Cats


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At .25 speed


Binx_da_gay_cat

I'll watch the original any day. Elaine Paige was *yes*


MadLud7

A three hour cut of only James Corden being a fat pussy. And he’s dressed like a cat to top it off


wiffleplop

The Room on repeat. Can’t believe no one mentioned it already (or I missed it)


rockpaperscissrs

From Justin to Kelly


Shelfie27

Snakes on a plane is equivalent to water boarding


Itslateyall

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2


The_Geordie_Gripster

Mamma Mia on repeat over and over again. Absolute torture.


rulonelytonight

I agree with you totally


The_Geordie_Gripster

I tried to watch it once and lasted about 20 mins and couldn't take that shit anymore lol.


rulonelytonight

My parents hate ABBA so I stayed away from it


The_Geordie_Gripster

That's wise 😂


Binx_da_gay_cat

That's not torture to some of us lol


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Every time the movie finishes: “Here we go again.”


Lvcivs2311

Tune it up extra loudly when Brosnan "sings", lol.


IdTyrant

Gives whole new meaning to here we go again


8tCQBnVTzCqobQq

Here we go again


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Holmes and Watson


rulonelytonight

Who is in it?


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Will Ferrell and John C Reilly. It’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen


shakamotolives

Sex And The City 2. Hands down one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Even Aiden couldn’t save it


wooly_torch

Manos the hands of fate


rulonelytonight

Tell me what it's about


TheGamingYorkie20

Human centipede


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The emoji movie over and over again in a different language each time except the one speak and no subtitles.


parew158

M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender


Troy85909

Go right to the Mystery Science Theater Playlist. Obviously, you'd want the source films and not the MST3K versions. There are skin-peelingly bad, bad movies on their list.


Canadian_Decoy

However, MST3K is amazing.


NoStressAccount

And RiffTrax was a brilliant way for the cast to continue the format without worrying about licensing


Alice_In_Darkland

. B


Daetra

Gonna piggyback off this as I love MST3K and if what I am putting out there happens, they have at most 30 movies they can riff. "No one's mentioning that Kevin Sorbo wants to make movies and has 30 scripts ready go. So if he ends up getting funding, that would be it for sure. You'd end up killing yourself of devolving into a cult member."


Hot_Club1969

Cowboys vs Aliens.


velasquezsamp

What a waste of a great cast


rulonelytonight

Yes!


toaster_unknown

I just remembered that I have watched this movie. Don't remember anything about it.


rulonelytonight

Yes!


Ruadhan2300

I always thought of it as a spiritual prequel to Skyline. Which incidentally is my suggestion for a torture film..


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gooman18

Tremors 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7


robertlandrum

Oh come on… 5 wasn’t that bad.


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uninhabited_isle

Annabel's Wish. It was a Christmas animated movie and my sister would watch it on repeat-- the cow fcking DIES, it's like Santa Claus meets Old Yeller, it's supposed to be cute but it's depressing af.


rulonelytonight

They don’t make kids movies like they used to when I was growing up!


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She didn't die, she became a reindeer.


Dawgsquad00

Nixon. A story about Richard Nixon shot like Natural Born Killers


Hunulven

The last airbender


unsolicited_advisr

Just the trailer is enough


rulonelytonight

Yeah.


KatKaleen

Aw, dude, I really don't want to torture my friends with boring movies, I just happen to like them. They always fall asleep. \*pout\* The cabinet of Dr. Caligary Gothic (1986)


rulonelytonight

Do it to your boss then.


flipfloppyflong

Stars Wars 9


rulonelytonight

I only liked the first releases


This_Replacement_828

That car chase early into Quantum of Solace on repeat.


comfortcube

Can't believe no one mentioned that Cats movie thing.


rulonelytonight

One person has! Now you too!


thorpie88

Oh fucking easy Poolboy: Drowning out the Fury. Kevin Sorbo plays a racist Vietnam vet hellbent on removing all the Mexicans from his street. Basically a foreshadowing of his Twitter account


rulonelytonight

I thought he professes to be a Christian?


CaptSmuteye

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - I couldn't sit through it because it was so bad


rulonelytonight

That’s a cult film isn’t it? That bad?


dementedfurbie

It's actually a spoof of horror movies. I've only seen clips, but it's like it knows its silly.


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rulonelytonight

What is Martyrs about?


TLMoss

Avatar: The Last Airbender


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The English Patient. Part of the torture would be making them have to figure out why everyone loved this boring piece of shit.


ClydeenMarland

Groundhog Day, repeating forever.


rulonelytonight

But do you think it was a bad movie? I loved it


ClydeenMarland

No, it was a great movie but imagine having to watch Bill Murray stuck in a time loop while you're stuck in what feels like a time loop forever... You wanted torture, this is torture.


rulonelytonight

I got you... babe


BadgerSituation

Any risque comedy like American Pie. But with their parents.


rulonelytonight

Oh, that's unusual punishment


RepresentativeLab516

okay no you win nevermind, I genuinely felt every fibre of my being self destruct reading those words


OneFriendship5139

Death Note (Live action)


athf12345

House shark


randtcouple

Pink Flamingos. And Story of Ricki


rulonelytonight

Never heard of either. IMBD here I come


randtcouple

Pink Flamingos was meant to shock back in the 70s. It’s basically all about bad taste. The Blu-ray comes with a barf bag. Story of Ricki is over the top violence in a prison and is just overly bloody. Every fight scene is covered in blood and gore.


miraclealigner92

Pledge this


JonnyK88888

Marley & me


pmddsucksyall

The recent Robinhood.


rulonelytonight

Who is in that one?


pmddsucksyall

Taron Egerton, they tried something.... It didn't work.


melindathompson1

How are you doing


rulonelytonight

Asking or is that a movie? I’m doing well!


Various_Situation

The Room


rulonelytonight

You’re the 3rd person I believe to say this


scowly057

The Howling 6: A New Moon Rising Blood Sucking Freaks Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets Sahara


rulonelytonight

Valerian was a big disappointment.


Mkinzer

Morbius


rulonelytonight

It was so bad. Even the opening shots were so bad you could tell the lighting was studio and not in a real rainforest


Doki_Literature

The movie was them mostly showing off CGI


jack-redwood

Dumplings (2005 horror film)


rulonelytonight

Is it about food?


jack-redwood

A very special kind of food...😰


rulonelytonight

Oh no!


jack-redwood

Did u look it up?


bananachip868

Martyrs (2008 version). I haven't watched it myself but I've heard how brutal and heavy it is.


Jiltedjohn

Nah it’s a great film.


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Deadman_Walkens

Jaws 3D.


GongPLC

Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill


rulonelytonight

You're the second person so I will stay away from that one


Jamhorn-Thaven

Movie 43


allmirrornoballs

titanic 2


berael

Their favorite movie...on a loop. After a while, they'll hate their favorite movie, which will make it much worse.


MadAdam88

Anything with Pauly Shore in it.


dadcdub83

Saw. All of them. Out of order.


nebair

Deuce Bialow, European Gigolo. They will love it or they will gauge their eyes out. Norm Macdonald has the funniest scene ever in it.


ExtraAd4090

white chicks


Oudeis16

In the not too distant future... next Sunday AD...


MailmanTanLines

Gremlins 2, Nothing But Trouble, The Room, and Thor: Love and Thunder


bitterbuffaloheart

Even Digital Underground couldn’t save nothing but trouble


cubeb0y

Make them watch a MST3K movie without the MST3K.


jabbathebutt419

Home alone 4


Phlip_06

Star wars sequels


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Crisaux

A Serbian Film


adimdims

Put Transformers 2 on loop


dinoroo

I used to watch every Transformers movie in the theater. I honestly didn’t mind them but I never saw The Last Knight in the theater. I wasn’t that interested anymore. It was on TV a month or two ago, I tried to watch it but literally could not understand what was going on. It was like it was in another language and I was just trying to infer what the plot was from the imagery. It was also insanely long. I ended up turning it off.


adimdims

I don't mind them if you just switch your brain off to watch them, they always felt like a junk food kind of film. However Transformers 2 is a special case cause it felt like Michael Bay looked at the first one as was like ite how can we make the first film even more down bad and goofy. That's too much for me to get through.


frOgman086

Twlight


30secondstofarts

If you thought the movies were bad, the books were equally terrible.


onlyhere4laffs

I'd say the books are even worse since you have to put up with some super cringe writing. And the movies at least added some action where the books just let everything sort of fizzle out in a nothing sandwich. And the movies also had Michael Sheen. Can't imagine a world where we didn't get the gift of his Aro. Don't want to.


ergoegthatis

The all-women Ghostbusters remake.


KnockMeYourLobes

That is the film of which we do not speak its name in this house. It is a vile atrocity that should have never NEVER happened.


maxB427

All Sharknado movies on a continuous loop


peopleknowimasking

Mr. Toads wild ride


DHeavens

I’d continuously loop and rotate between Requiem for a Dream (a great film but hard to watch) and then Passengers but dubbed in Chinese and played backwards


jemihu23

Punch Drunk Love


adyrip1

Russian Dolls. That was the most idiotic movie I have ever seen and I walked out of the cinema halfway through it.


Luiferag

Probably All the Open Seasons Franchise


federal_problem2882

Harold and Modd


MissVega92

Love & Gelato on Netflix. It was 2 hours of unadulterated torture.


rulonelytonight

What's it about?


santasphere

Anything by Federico


rulonelytonight

Really that bad?


santasphere

Ooofff…35 minutes of no dialogue and weird camera filters shooting scenery and the a random look from a “character “ https://youtu.be/6TsElhgMeXE


rulonelytonight

I'm going to trust you


Barnaby_Cuckoldsniff

Marvel phase 4


rulonelytonight

I liked Spider-Man but yes. It would be a torture


plokiju8

The room


BlitzNeko

Whatever that creepy Alice in Wonderland with the taxidermy animals was on netflix. In Pan & Scan.


rulonelytonight

I haven't seen it but I have Netflix


Emergency_Sea_9125

Dont Eat the Daisies


Specialist-Room2453

The mask 2.


rulonelytonight

Yea, the first one was perfect


Pyrollusion

All those shitty remakes of actual good movies they made in the last decade. We start with oceans 8. Once that's done we go to bad sequels and give the star wars 7-9 before hitting them over the head with jurassic world and the Hobbit. And when you think it can't get any more painful I put on the live action remakes like Mulan for ultimate soulless bullshit. Where's your God now?


__sereinn99

Grunge.


UrdailyThief

I would make someone with fear of heights watch Fall movie on loop.


takemetoyourrocket

Trolls


Some-Gay-Korean

Transformers: The Last Knight


joyfulbat

Mortal engines


bdbdbokbuck

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes


Fender1104

Elvis


Altruistic-Mode2387

My little pony: A new generation


Shadowstale

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus.


joyfulbat

A horrendous Turkish horror movie ┗⁠(⁠•⁠ˇ⁠_⁠ˇ⁠•⁠)⁠―⁠→Baskin


kindabitter

A nice compilation of religious holiday romcoms 🙂


Glitchi11

Live action Dead or Alive.


oxbunny2

UNDER THE SKIN


ZorroMeansFox

World-class film; a work of Art.


WinterWizard9497

The last airbender. On a 24 hour loop. Witb max volume. In a sound proof room so the only person that could hear what was going on was them. While tied to a chair. While drinking veggie juice and tuna and onions. While tied to one of those old school desk chairs with the lights completely off and the screen brightness at 100 percent.


Karma_Crave

Red Notice. Or any of the plenty soulless movies put out by Netflix.


_vivi_en

365 days all three movies


shh_im_not_her

Gummo. Hands down.


rulonelytonight

What is that about?


shh_im_not_her

Fuck I couldn't even begin. It's about two kids. Its about exploiting disfunction.


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Daetra

No one's mentioning that Kevin Sorbo wants to make movies and has 30 scripts ready go. So if he ends up getting funding, that would be it for sure. You'd end up killing yourself of devolving into a cult member.


__sereinn99

Uhm it's a very very scary movie. Which will for sure torture someone fr


deacsfan27

Human Centipede


Drakeman1337

The problem is movies are subjective, what one person hates another will love. So all you're really compiling is a list of movies to torture specific users with. For me putting on anything with Christian Bale on would be torture but I know a lot of people like him so it wouldn't be torture for them.


MarcoYTVA

Human centipede


Straightup32

Human centipede trilogy. Have fun with that lol


Aiden_the_idiot

Bad guys 😭🤢


Rass2112

Snow Day


revelria

Roboshark


ThrowAwayFoodMood

The Neverending Story 3.


wansuitree

Unless you put them through some Clockwork Orange-like forceful watching it wouldn't be torture, you can, would and should just fall asleep


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The Room Manos: The Hands of Fate Birdemic Troll 2 The Fog (remake) Gotti Battlefield Earth Jaws: The Revenge Death Fish Twilight


bloodmoonsauce

The Sex and the City movies. They're SO LONG and awful.


Wise_Owl1

Salo or 120 days of sodom


buzzlightyearsempi

The last air bender that's all I'm going to say


honied_badger

Really, no one did Eragon?


livkellner

The human centipede II 🤢😖


Ian_Malone

The Sound of Music