It would be whatever their favorite film is. And they would be forced to watch it repeatedly, until they hated it. Then they would be forced to watch it more.
Just 1 shot, and not been a particularly picturesque one. It’s just out a window. You see the sky slowly turn from day to night, but that’s about the only action. It was an Andy Warhol project, so it’s more of an artsy experiment than anything else.
Go right to the Mystery Science Theater Playlist. Obviously, you'd want the source films and not the MST3K versions. There are skin-peelingly bad, bad movies on their list.
Gonna piggyback off this as I love MST3K and if what I am putting out there happens, they have at most 30 movies they can riff.
"No one's mentioning that Kevin Sorbo wants to make movies and has 30 scripts ready go. So if he ends up getting funding, that would be it for sure. You'd end up killing yourself of devolving into a cult member."
Annabel's Wish.
It was a Christmas animated movie and my sister would watch it on repeat-- the cow fcking DIES, it's like Santa Claus meets Old Yeller, it's supposed to be cute but it's depressing af.
Aw, dude, I really don't want to torture my friends with boring movies, I just happen to like them. They always fall asleep. \*pout\*
The cabinet of Dr. Caligary
Gothic (1986)
Oh fucking easy Poolboy: Drowning out the Fury. Kevin Sorbo plays a racist Vietnam vet hellbent on removing all the Mexicans from his street.
Basically a foreshadowing of his Twitter account
No, it was a great movie but imagine having to watch Bill Murray stuck in a time loop while you're stuck in what feels like a time loop forever...
You wanted torture, this is torture.
Pink Flamingos was meant to shock back in the 70s. It’s basically all about bad taste. The Blu-ray comes with a barf bag. Story of Ricki is over the top violence in a prison and is just overly bloody. Every fight scene is covered in blood and gore.
I used to watch every Transformers movie in the theater. I honestly didn’t mind them but I never saw The Last Knight in the theater. I wasn’t that interested anymore. It was on TV a month or two ago, I tried to watch it but literally could not understand what was going on. It was like it was in another language and I was just trying to infer what the plot was from the imagery. It was also insanely long. I ended up turning it off.
I don't mind them if you just switch your brain off to watch them, they always felt like a junk food kind of film. However Transformers 2 is a special case cause it felt like Michael Bay looked at the first one as was like ite how can we make the first film even more down bad and goofy. That's too much for me to get through.
I'd say the books are even worse since you have to put up with some super cringe writing. And the movies at least added some action where the books just let everything sort of fizzle out in a nothing sandwich. And the movies also had Michael Sheen. Can't imagine a world where we didn't get the gift of his Aro. Don't want to.
I’d continuously loop and rotate between Requiem for a Dream (a great film but hard to watch) and then Passengers but dubbed in Chinese and played backwards
All those shitty remakes of actual good movies they made in the last decade. We start with oceans 8. Once that's done we go to bad sequels and give the star wars 7-9 before hitting them over the head with jurassic world and the Hobbit.
And when you think it can't get any more painful I put on the live action remakes like Mulan for ultimate soulless bullshit.
Where's your God now?
The last airbender. On a 24 hour loop. Witb max volume. In a sound proof room so the only person that could hear what was going on was them. While tied to a chair. While drinking veggie juice and tuna and onions. While tied to one of those old school desk chairs with the lights completely off and the screen brightness at 100 percent.
No one's mentioning that Kevin Sorbo wants to make movies and has 30 scripts ready go. So if he ends up getting funding, that would be it for sure. You'd end up killing yourself of devolving into a cult member.
The problem is movies are subjective, what one person hates another will love. So all you're really compiling is a list of movies to torture specific users with.
For me putting on anything with Christian Bale on would be torture but I know a lot of people like him so it wouldn't be torture for them.
It would be whatever their favorite film is. And they would be forced to watch it repeatedly, until they hated it. Then they would be forced to watch it more.
Wouldn't work on me, I already do this with my favorites.
You’re evil
Jokes on them I'd never tire of my favorite.
Some people say you know we cant believe!! Jamaica we have a bobsled team!
We got One Derese And a one Junior … Sanka!
Hello Satan
Empire (1964) - an 8 hour shot of the Empire State Building.
No? Truly?
Truly. It's actually 6.5 hours but is meant to be shown in slow motion. It starts in the evening and lasts until 3am. Single shot. Silent.
Wait it is just the same shot al the time. I would understand it if it where different angels en details, but just 1 shot.
Just 1 shot, and not been a particularly picturesque one. It’s just out a window. You see the sky slowly turn from day to night, but that’s about the only action. It was an Andy Warhol project, so it’s more of an artsy experiment than anything else.
at 0.25 speed
Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill.
Cats
At .25 speed
I'll watch the original any day. Elaine Paige was *yes*
A three hour cut of only James Corden being a fat pussy. And he’s dressed like a cat to top it off
The Room on repeat. Can’t believe no one mentioned it already (or I missed it)
From Justin to Kelly
Snakes on a plane is equivalent to water boarding
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
Mamma Mia on repeat over and over again. Absolute torture.
I agree with you totally
I tried to watch it once and lasted about 20 mins and couldn't take that shit anymore lol.
My parents hate ABBA so I stayed away from it
That's wise 😂
That's not torture to some of us lol
Every time the movie finishes: “Here we go again.”
Tune it up extra loudly when Brosnan "sings", lol.
Gives whole new meaning to here we go again
Here we go again
Holmes and Watson
Who is in it?
Will Ferrell and John C Reilly. It’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen
Sex And The City 2. Hands down one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Even Aiden couldn’t save it
Manos the hands of fate
Tell me what it's about
Human centipede
The emoji movie over and over again in a different language each time except the one speak and no subtitles.
M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender
Go right to the Mystery Science Theater Playlist. Obviously, you'd want the source films and not the MST3K versions. There are skin-peelingly bad, bad movies on their list.
However, MST3K is amazing.
And RiffTrax was a brilliant way for the cast to continue the format without worrying about licensing
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Gonna piggyback off this as I love MST3K and if what I am putting out there happens, they have at most 30 movies they can riff. "No one's mentioning that Kevin Sorbo wants to make movies and has 30 scripts ready go. So if he ends up getting funding, that would be it for sure. You'd end up killing yourself of devolving into a cult member."
Cowboys vs Aliens.
What a waste of a great cast
Yes!
I just remembered that I have watched this movie. Don't remember anything about it.
Yes!
I always thought of it as a spiritual prequel to Skyline. Which incidentally is my suggestion for a torture film..
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Tremors 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7
Oh come on… 5 wasn’t that bad.
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Annabel's Wish. It was a Christmas animated movie and my sister would watch it on repeat-- the cow fcking DIES, it's like Santa Claus meets Old Yeller, it's supposed to be cute but it's depressing af.
They don’t make kids movies like they used to when I was growing up!
She didn't die, she became a reindeer.
Nixon. A story about Richard Nixon shot like Natural Born Killers
The last airbender
Just the trailer is enough
Yeah.
Aw, dude, I really don't want to torture my friends with boring movies, I just happen to like them. They always fall asleep. \*pout\* The cabinet of Dr. Caligary Gothic (1986)
Do it to your boss then.
Stars Wars 9
I only liked the first releases
That car chase early into Quantum of Solace on repeat.
Can't believe no one mentioned that Cats movie thing.
One person has! Now you too!
Oh fucking easy Poolboy: Drowning out the Fury. Kevin Sorbo plays a racist Vietnam vet hellbent on removing all the Mexicans from his street. Basically a foreshadowing of his Twitter account
I thought he professes to be a Christian?
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - I couldn't sit through it because it was so bad
That’s a cult film isn’t it? That bad?
It's actually a spoof of horror movies. I've only seen clips, but it's like it knows its silly.
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What is Martyrs about?
Avatar: The Last Airbender
The English Patient. Part of the torture would be making them have to figure out why everyone loved this boring piece of shit.
Groundhog Day, repeating forever.
But do you think it was a bad movie? I loved it
No, it was a great movie but imagine having to watch Bill Murray stuck in a time loop while you're stuck in what feels like a time loop forever... You wanted torture, this is torture.
I got you... babe
Any risque comedy like American Pie. But with their parents.
Oh, that's unusual punishment
okay no you win nevermind, I genuinely felt every fibre of my being self destruct reading those words
Death Note (Live action)
House shark
Pink Flamingos. And Story of Ricki
Never heard of either. IMBD here I come
Pink Flamingos was meant to shock back in the 70s. It’s basically all about bad taste. The Blu-ray comes with a barf bag. Story of Ricki is over the top violence in a prison and is just overly bloody. Every fight scene is covered in blood and gore.
Pledge this
Marley & me
The recent Robinhood.
Who is in that one?
Taron Egerton, they tried something.... It didn't work.
How are you doing
Asking or is that a movie? I’m doing well!
The Room
You’re the 3rd person I believe to say this
The Howling 6: A New Moon Rising Blood Sucking Freaks Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets Sahara
Valerian was a big disappointment.
Morbius
It was so bad. Even the opening shots were so bad you could tell the lighting was studio and not in a real rainforest
The movie was them mostly showing off CGI
Dumplings (2005 horror film)
Is it about food?
A very special kind of food...😰
Oh no!
Did u look it up?
Martyrs (2008 version). I haven't watched it myself but I've heard how brutal and heavy it is.
Nah it’s a great film.
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Jaws 3D.
Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill
You're the second person so I will stay away from that one
Movie 43
titanic 2
Their favorite movie...on a loop. After a while, they'll hate their favorite movie, which will make it much worse.
Anything with Pauly Shore in it.
Saw. All of them. Out of order.
Deuce Bialow, European Gigolo. They will love it or they will gauge their eyes out. Norm Macdonald has the funniest scene ever in it.
white chicks
In the not too distant future... next Sunday AD...
Gremlins 2, Nothing But Trouble, The Room, and Thor: Love and Thunder
Even Digital Underground couldn’t save nothing but trouble
Make them watch a MST3K movie without the MST3K.
Home alone 4
Star wars sequels
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A Serbian Film
Put Transformers 2 on loop
I used to watch every Transformers movie in the theater. I honestly didn’t mind them but I never saw The Last Knight in the theater. I wasn’t that interested anymore. It was on TV a month or two ago, I tried to watch it but literally could not understand what was going on. It was like it was in another language and I was just trying to infer what the plot was from the imagery. It was also insanely long. I ended up turning it off.
I don't mind them if you just switch your brain off to watch them, they always felt like a junk food kind of film. However Transformers 2 is a special case cause it felt like Michael Bay looked at the first one as was like ite how can we make the first film even more down bad and goofy. That's too much for me to get through.
Twlight
If you thought the movies were bad, the books were equally terrible.
I'd say the books are even worse since you have to put up with some super cringe writing. And the movies at least added some action where the books just let everything sort of fizzle out in a nothing sandwich. And the movies also had Michael Sheen. Can't imagine a world where we didn't get the gift of his Aro. Don't want to.
The all-women Ghostbusters remake.
That is the film of which we do not speak its name in this house. It is a vile atrocity that should have never NEVER happened.
All Sharknado movies on a continuous loop
Mr. Toads wild ride
I’d continuously loop and rotate between Requiem for a Dream (a great film but hard to watch) and then Passengers but dubbed in Chinese and played backwards
Punch Drunk Love
Russian Dolls. That was the most idiotic movie I have ever seen and I walked out of the cinema halfway through it.
Probably All the Open Seasons Franchise
Harold and Modd
Love & Gelato on Netflix. It was 2 hours of unadulterated torture.
What's it about?
Anything by Federico
Really that bad?
Ooofff…35 minutes of no dialogue and weird camera filters shooting scenery and the a random look from a “character “ https://youtu.be/6TsElhgMeXE
I'm going to trust you
Marvel phase 4
I liked Spider-Man but yes. It would be a torture
The room
Whatever that creepy Alice in Wonderland with the taxidermy animals was on netflix. In Pan & Scan.
I haven't seen it but I have Netflix
Dont Eat the Daisies
The mask 2.
Yea, the first one was perfect
All those shitty remakes of actual good movies they made in the last decade. We start with oceans 8. Once that's done we go to bad sequels and give the star wars 7-9 before hitting them over the head with jurassic world and the Hobbit. And when you think it can't get any more painful I put on the live action remakes like Mulan for ultimate soulless bullshit. Where's your God now?
Grunge.
I would make someone with fear of heights watch Fall movie on loop.
Trolls
Transformers: The Last Knight
Mortal engines
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Elvis
My little pony: A new generation
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus.
A horrendous Turkish horror movie ┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―→Baskin
A nice compilation of religious holiday romcoms 🙂
Live action Dead or Alive.
UNDER THE SKIN
World-class film; a work of Art.
The last airbender. On a 24 hour loop. Witb max volume. In a sound proof room so the only person that could hear what was going on was them. While tied to a chair. While drinking veggie juice and tuna and onions. While tied to one of those old school desk chairs with the lights completely off and the screen brightness at 100 percent.
Red Notice. Or any of the plenty soulless movies put out by Netflix.
365 days all three movies
Gummo. Hands down.
What is that about?
Fuck I couldn't even begin. It's about two kids. Its about exploiting disfunction.
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No one's mentioning that Kevin Sorbo wants to make movies and has 30 scripts ready go. So if he ends up getting funding, that would be it for sure. You'd end up killing yourself of devolving into a cult member.
Uhm it's a very very scary movie. Which will for sure torture someone fr
Human Centipede
The problem is movies are subjective, what one person hates another will love. So all you're really compiling is a list of movies to torture specific users with. For me putting on anything with Christian Bale on would be torture but I know a lot of people like him so it wouldn't be torture for them.
Human centipede
Human centipede trilogy. Have fun with that lol
Bad guys 😭🤢
Snow Day
Roboshark
The Neverending Story 3.
Unless you put them through some Clockwork Orange-like forceful watching it wouldn't be torture, you can, would and should just fall asleep
The Room Manos: The Hands of Fate Birdemic Troll 2 The Fog (remake) Gotti Battlefield Earth Jaws: The Revenge Death Fish Twilight
The Sex and the City movies. They're SO LONG and awful.
Salo or 120 days of sodom
The last air bender that's all I'm going to say
Really, no one did Eragon?
The human centipede II 🤢😖
The Sound of Music