Interior pink, color coordinated
I interrogated, every nook and crannie
I mean it's still amazing
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
Idk what that means ima Google it
I think I will also do that, it sounds harmless and probably tasty.
The first picture 😀 the second picture 😨
You have completed the rite of passage. You are now the same person as before, but with a new piece of dark knowledge. Welcome to our ranks.
Ya like green eggs and ham
I dont know when you posted this, i dont know when you saw this, i dont know who you are. I will warn you, i will tell you, do not look it up
Bahahahaha! This is a great thread.
This is my go-to
Nah clam jam is reciprocal to cock block
Woah Black Betty
You just made me spit my drink out, have my upvote
I laughed my ass off at that.
I laughed both sets of lips right off myself
is that one of the side effects of cold cooch?
So literal lmao
Rode hard and put up wet.
Not crimson cooch? In keeping with the color theme.
I love this one LOL
Blue has the most anti-oxygens
The best foods are blue!
Yes, like blue waffle
Blue waffles are great! There's a good scan from an old recipe book on Google images. You should search for it
*...not this time, internet stranger.*
Waffle house literally offered blue waffles at one point and I had to educate the manager on why it was horrifying .
Name one blue food!
This is cute lol
Yup, the throb.
I was wondering if anyone else had this. I once had it so bad they felt like period cramps 😳
Like you feel this pressure, like going up the roller coaster but you never come back down until you do something about it.
I knew a lady who called it “fanny flutters”.
Yes this is what we call it in Ireland lmao
can verify this as a limerick lady!
There once was a lady named Butters
Who dated a lot of quick nutters
But one in partic
Gave her none of his dick
And left her there with fanny flutters
lmao what a wholesome name for this topic
She was far from wholesome (in the best way possible).
I only know it throbs and grows because I used to read a lot of erotica.
For science of course
Worked at a bookstore right out of high school. That's when I found out most of our "Westerns" were pretty much softcore porn. Old people came in eager to read the latest exploits of "Slocum" (yes that was literally the hero's name). Anyway we used to read passages aloud when the store was empty and laugh our asses off
Slocum. The self esteem killer. It takes hours to make them cum.
Mrs Slocum in Are You Being Served and her Infinite Pussy antics?
Old British Sit Com for BRITS
It does basically the same thing a boner does but you can't see it as much.
Yeah the clit is essentially like a mini penis to some extent, but it doesn't have the urethra attached to it (goes below instead) and it actually has more nerve endings than a penis
I was told they were essentially the same number of nerve endings. But as they’re packed into a smaller area it’s obviously much more sensitive.
This is so accurate. Couldn’t put it into words so thank you.
OMG! I always wondered if this was actually a thing or if my vag was just being dramatic! Good to know 😁😁
Also known as Fanny Throb
Edit: depending on the definition of ‘fanny’ in your part of the world
Yeah. Here in the US, that means something else entirely.
IKR? I had an English woman In a fitness class and kept saying “squeeze you Fanny” (tighten your tush) and afterward she explained what it meant and I said well that’s also good for your pelvic floor go ahead!
Gives “Fanny pack” a whole new meaning.
most accurate one. feels like a heart beating down there
Omfg. Couldn't of described it better.
I get these when around my crush.
I remember an ex telling me that before we started dating and she was really interested in me, she used to get all throbby and tingly. That's when teenage me started to learn that girls wern't so different from us boys.
No silly, thats the bad guy from star wars
Sounds more like a James Bond girl.
Came to say this, wasn’t sure if I was the only one who got this or not! 🤣 literally feels like it’s pulsing, like you can feel your heart beat.
That's moreso the inverse of a cock-blocking.
Slow. Fuggin'. Clap.
I… I can’t tell if you’re complimenting the last entry or suggesting a new one…
###SLOW beaver clapping!
slow booty clappin’
This is so much better
It’s one of the edgy jokes I knew from high school. What do you call the female version of a cock block? *beaver dam*
It ain't tea-bagging if it's a woman. Its clam-slamming
Nah, that's when you kick them
Actually it's a flapaccino
An if it’s a tall and/or large (and/or hairy) woman: The Sasquatch Snatch Squat
A friend of mine had surgery on her wrists, and couldn't shave for weeks. She complained about having "Snatchsquatch" in her pants.
A friend of mine used to call it cookie dunking, lol.
You just got jammed
Whooaa Black Betty!
A huge blow to her self esteem.
Frustrated, very frustrated
Masturbating in the car
If you insist
That sure sign you made the right choice when she doubles down effort just to get your interest so she can write you off. It’s so bizarre.
Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
I can't believe nobody ever ghost wrote a book giving Dwight's dating advice. Michael was hitting outside his weight class- and Dwight left him in the dust. Dwight had *strippers* chasing him down. Every woman that sampled the goods was hooked.
It’s the beets.
"The beet is the most intense of vegetables. The radish, admittedly, is more feverish, but the fire of the radish is a cold fire, the fire of discontent not of passion. Tomatoes are lusty enough, yet there runs through tomatoes an undercurrent of frivolity. Beets are deadly serious.
Slavic peoples get their physical characteristics from potatoes, their smoldering inquietude from radishes, their seriousness from beets.
The beet is the melancholy vegetable, the one most willing to suffer. You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip...
The beet is the murderer returned to the scene of the crime. The beet is what happens when the cherry finishes with the carrot. The beet is the ancient ancestor of the autumn moon, bearded, buried, all but fossilized; the dark green sails of the grounded moon-boat stitched with veins of primordial plasma; the kite string that once connected the moon to the Earth now a muddy whisker drilling desperately for rubies.
The beet was Rasputin's favorite vegetable. You could see it in his eyes."
* Tom Robbins, *Jitterbug Perfume*
The jets odd that they would be specific to women and not men.
But whatever. 😂 I just call it Blu labes to keep things equal.
This guy wins.
Scrolled too far to find this response
I'm touched guys, thanks a lot
OK, i'm putting a hold on the upvotes.
Nice. I fucking hate you. But I smiled. Fuck you
I love it! 😂
It’s awful. I love it
Sounds like a porno
Her average sexual experience
Damn, sounds like someone burned a witch.
We were talking about that very thing only a couple of days ago. I'm in Britain, it's not a thing here, but my American lady friends mentioned that was something they were taught as girls, that if you get a man excited and then leave him hanging or you don't have frequent sex it's your fault if he gets blue balls
Can confirm - something we were taught as girls by assholes that that it was acceptable to try to guilt trip us into giving in or potentially into a pity blow job. “Omg you don’t understand what will happen to me” “I’m going to be in pain all night because you got me excited and then stopped” “it’s not the same for us”
Love their music
A regular day
This is funny but kinda sad.
Now you know why the sex toy industry primarily caters to women.
A heartbeat in my vagina lol
Absolutely. You get it.
Sick of their bullshit?
On with her life.
I think I’ve seen a movie like that before. Very educational I must say and Lisa Ann is perfect in encapsulating the struggle of a woman
Annoyed AF because she has to listen to him go on about blue balls.
This is the way.
Oooh, thats a good one
Some goddamn peace and quiet.
Can I ask a potentially stupid question.
As a man, I've never gotten "blue balls". Yes we could have sex, gets interrupted and we are forced to deal with it, sex cancelled. Erection slowly goes down after a few minutes and that's that.
What is blueballs really
[Here ya go.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls) It's definitely a thing, but it doesn't happen often, usually occurring when it's been hot and heavy for a while, but ends up with no fireworks. I had it happen once in late high school and lemme tell ya, that 3 mile walk home from her place wasn't happening, lol.
I had it happen when I first got together with my SO and we slept in the same bed... or rather: They slept and I was in agony everytime they or I moved a bit. Epididymal hypertension SUCKS
I feel it in my plums
Gotta bluish hue
the sun bouncing off em, just nice. getting ready to take em to the farmer’s market…
Same. Had it happen once in high school and was confused at first until the lightbulb went off and I realized what was going on.
Yeah I feel ya. Had to stop and wait out the pain at a nearby mcdonalds before even attempting that walk.
Wank out the pain more like
It also happens to women. I call it blue walls
Especially when they start slapping ur knee caps
It fucking sucks. It’s like a deep pain in your testicles that kinda spreads up to your stomach. I haven’t had it in a while, but it really does fucking hurt.
I thought I had sudden ball cancer or other impending doom.
Feels like a kick in the balls. If you haven't had any relief for a while and then go through the scenario you described you will feel it. Hurts pretty bad.
Your vajayjay is throbbing like hell until it just has itself a little heart attack down there.
Dang. I've gots to be quicker
Hm, the google search I have did bring me some interesting results... I hope someone else would look so we could talk about it...
Ohh I was set up
oh no you don't, not again
Who's gonna be the poor soul to Google that.
I'm guessing I got saved by actual blue waffles?
Never. Ever. Google. It.
It’s not really up anymore is it? Like 7 years ago ye ole blue waffle made a whole summer for me and my golf buddies
Dunno bro, last time I looked there were variations. It stayed with me
You wicked wicked person
Just.... A normal experience of not getting to cum, which is fairly typical. Thanks guys.
A woman gets… to listen to the man complain about his balls and how “if you really cared, you’d help me out”
Serious answer: throbbing sensation in the vagina (similar to a pulse), and a feeling of pressure/aching due to all of the blood flow.
I’m sure it probably feels similar to blue balls for men, but women don’t complain about it because it’s less talked about and we’re usually more used to it.
Also, especially if you're ovulating, cramps. If I get too worked up with no relief when my sex drive is high, it's this weird cramp-like sensation throughout my lower abdomen that's like a weaker version of period cramps. Usually only stays for about an hour or two, and then it kinda wears off when the throb goes away.
Omg yes, it sucks ass. If I get too worked up, it makes my cramps worse sometimes, and my cramps are already bad enough as it is.
A new boyfriend
Extreme pain in what feels like my ovaries or somewhere around that region.
Believe it or not a woman can get a condition similar to blue balls and they may call it blue nub or something like that
A normal day/night.