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PolarBearIcePop

blue walls


Kelemenopy

Interior pink, color coordinated


NotDoneYet42

I interrogated, every nook and crannie


v0xmach1ne

I mean it's still amazing


elchupoopacabra

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater


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Waffles*


Desilae

Idk what that means ima Google it


Kelemenopy

I think I will also do that, it sounds harmless and probably tasty.


TadaHrd

The first picture 😀 the second picture 😨


Kelemenopy

You have completed the rite of passage. You are now the same person as before, but with a new piece of dark knowledge. Welcome to our ranks.


Desilae

Ya like green eggs and ham


PossibleCupcakeSpy

I dont know when you posted this, i dont know when you saw this, i dont know who you are. I will warn you, i will tell you, do not look it up


1of3musketeers

Bahahahaha! This is a great thread.


BlinkerBeforeBrake

This is my go-to


ryceghost

Cold cooch


codemonkeh87

Clit cramp


Imakillerpoptart

Clam jammed


AcidSugar1414

Nah clam jam is reciprocal to cock block


stoneyix

Woah Black Betty


Gleggy18

You just made me spit my drink out, have my upvote


Justasimplewanker21

I laughed my ass off at that.


DetectiveWonderful42

I laughed both sets of lips right off myself


mr-blindsight

is that one of the side effects of cold cooch?


RaySwift17

So literal lmao


MajorJuana

Rode hard and put up wet.


londoner4life

Not crimson cooch? In keeping with the color theme.


LovelyDonnaa

I love this one LOL


mysterious-star-69

Blue beans


nateomundson

Blue has the most anti-oxygens


evuhleena

The best foods are blue!


buyinguselessshit

Yes, like blue waffle


______V______

You monsters…


MithandirsGhost

Blue waffles are great! There's a good scan from an old recipe book on Google images. You should search for it


keelanstuart

*...not this time, internet stranger.*


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Waffle house literally offered blue waffles at one point and I had to educate the manager on why it was horrifying .


Fr0styBiscuits

Name one blue food!


syth9

Blue walls


Cosmic_Kitten92

This is cute lol


ballatthecornerflag

Blue waffle


Vlada_Ronzak

Oh no


timeslider

Oh YEAH


Peetwilson

Pussy Palpitations


LivingAnomoly

Yup, the throb.


throwingplaydoh

I was wondering if anyone else had this. I once had it so bad they felt like period cramps 😳


lulububudu

Like you feel this pressure, like going up the roller coaster but you never come back down until you do something about it.


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Newtons_Cradle87

I knew a lady who called it “fanny flutters”.


Zealousideal_City314

Yes this is what we call it in Ireland lmao


cyrancide

can verify this as a limerick lady!


Skorne13

There once was a lady named Butters Who dated a lot of quick nutters But one in partic Gave her none of his dick And left her there with fanny flutters


detested-page

lmao what a wholesome name for this topic


Newtons_Cradle87

She was far from wholesome (in the best way possible).


Trick_Enthusiasm

I only know it throbs and grows because I used to read a lot of erotica.


GibusLlama

For science of course


ArrakeenSun

Worked at a bookstore right out of high school. That's when I found out most of our "Westerns" were pretty much softcore porn. Old people came in eager to read the latest exploits of "Slocum" (yes that was literally the hero's name). Anyway we used to read passages aloud when the store was empty and laugh our asses off


Ill_mumble_that

Slocum. The self esteem killer. It takes hours to make them cum.


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

Mrs Slocum in Are You Being Served and her Infinite Pussy antics? Old British Sit Com for BRITS


FelidApprentice

It does basically the same thing a boner does but you can't see it as much.


AlienAle

Yeah the clit is essentially like a mini penis to some extent, but it doesn't have the urethra attached to it (goes below instead) and it actually has more nerve endings than a penis


serene_brutality

I was told they were essentially the same number of nerve endings. But as they’re packed into a smaller area it’s obviously much more sensitive.


leese216

This is so accurate. Couldn’t put it into words so thank you.


katencam

OMG! I always wondered if this was actually a thing or if my vag was just being dramatic! Good to know 😁😁


Sufficient-Garlic940

Also known as Fanny Throb Edit: depending on the definition of ‘fanny’ in your part of the world


GingerLibrarian76

Yeah. Here in the US, that means something else entirely.


No-Roof6373

IKR? I had an English woman In a fitness class and kept saying “squeeze you Fanny” (tighten your tush) and afterward she explained what it meant and I said well that’s also good for your pelvic floor go ahead!


twopacktuesday

Gives “Fanny pack” a whole new meaning.


yiiike

most accurate one. feels like a heart beating down there


infinityandbeyond007

Omfg. Couldn't of described it better. I get these when around my crush.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

I remember an ex telling me that before we started dating and she was really interested in me, she used to get all throbby and tingly. That's when teenage me started to learn that girls wern't so different from us boys.


1itai

No silly, thats the bad guy from star wars


NativeMasshole

Sounds more like a James Bond girl.


Suspicious_Wolf13

Came to say this, wasn’t sure if I was the only one who got this or not! 🤣 literally feels like it’s pulsing, like you can feel your heart beat.


Sir_Render_of_France

Clam jammed


OriginalPaperSock

That's moreso the inverse of a cock-blocking.


LivingWithWhales

Beaver dammed


Wapusk

Slow. Fuggin'. Clap.


DatSauceTho

I… I can’t tell if you’re complimenting the last entry or suggesting a new one…


tiny_pickle9001

###SLOW beaver clapping!


Cannibal-God

slow booty clappin’


Sad_Bunnie

This is so much better


LivingWithWhales

It’s one of the edgy jokes I knew from high school. What do you call the female version of a cock block? *beaver dam*


Green_List

Vaj void


DrizztRL

It ain't tea-bagging if it's a woman. Its clam-slamming


chosen1creator

Coochie Smoochie


valeyard89

Snoochie Coochies


Sir_Render_of_France

Taco Touchdown?


TBone281

Cunt punt?


Sir_Render_of_France

Nah, that's when you kick them


TheBunganator

Actually it's a flapaccino


Brandkey

Snatch squat


CCWThrowaway360

An if it’s a tall and/or large (and/or hairy) woman: The Sasquatch Snatch Squat


zer0saber

A friend of mine had surgery on her wrists, and couldn't shave for weeks. She complained about having "Snatchsquatch" in her pants.


Ripper33AU

A friend of mine used to call it cookie dunking, lol.


senpaidaddyfather

Pussy plugged


BonsaiDiver

Pussy Unplugged


Cereal_Bandit

You just got jammed


SpitFiya7171

Twat knot


ABoy36

Whooaa Black Betty!


BaoMoon

A huge blow to her self esteem.


smallicelandicpuffin

Frustrated, very frustrated


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Masturbating in the car


Most_Advertising_962

Come again?


J0K3R2

Perhaps


Beneficial_Car2596

If you insist


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7x6forkicksMN

That sure sign you made the right choice when she doubles down effort just to get your interest so she can write you off. It’s so bizarre.


dumbdumbmen

Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.


JonGilbonie

Dwight?


chuckysnow

I can't believe nobody ever ghost wrote a book giving Dwight's dating advice. Michael was hitting outside his weight class- and Dwight left him in the dust. Dwight had *strippers* chasing him down. Every woman that sampled the goods was hooked.


IAmBadAtInternet

It’s the beets.


TrimtabCatalyst

"The beet is the most intense of vegetables. The radish, admittedly, is more feverish, but the fire of the radish is a cold fire, the fire of discontent not of passion. Tomatoes are lusty enough, yet there runs through tomatoes an undercurrent of frivolity. Beets are deadly serious. Slavic peoples get their physical characteristics from potatoes, their smoldering inquietude from radishes, their seriousness from beets. The beet is the melancholy vegetable, the one most willing to suffer. You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip... The beet is the murderer returned to the scene of the crime. The beet is what happens when the cherry finishes with the carrot. The beet is the ancient ancestor of the autumn moon, bearded, buried, all but fossilized; the dark green sails of the grounded moon-boat stitched with veins of primordial plasma; the kite string that once connected the moon to the Earth now a muddy whisker drilling desperately for rubies. The beet was Rasputin's favorite vegetable. You could see it in his eyes." * Tom Robbins, *Jitterbug Perfume*


yolo-yoshi

The jets odd that they would be specific to women and not men. But whatever. 😂 I just call it Blu labes to keep things equal.


JSRelax

This guy wins.


SuperDan523

Box lock


SubwooferKing

Lock box


lovdagame

A vibrator


TheeLadyStoneheart

Scrolled too far to find this response


Slavedriver21

clitical condition no one? tough crowd I'm touched guys, thanks a lot OK, i'm putting a hold on the upvotes.


DrizztRL

Nice. I fucking hate you. But I smiled. Fuck you


Scottzilla90

I love it! 😂


Millie1419

It’s awful. I love it


OppressedDeskJockey

Sounds like a porno


i_look_good_in_black

Her average sexual experience


FartsWithAnAccent

#HEYO!


Liquid_Librarian

Nailed it


INFJ_witchergirl

The blame


Propsygun

Damn, sounds like someone burned a witch.


INFJ_witchergirl

We were talking about that very thing only a couple of days ago. I'm in Britain, it's not a thing here, but my American lady friends mentioned that was something they were taught as girls, that if you get a man excited and then leave him hanging or you don't have frequent sex it's your fault if he gets blue balls


katencam

Can confirm - something we were taught as girls by assholes that that it was acceptable to try to guilt trip us into giving in or potentially into a pity blow job. “Omg you don’t understand what will happen to me” “I’m going to be in pain all night because you got me excited and then stopped” “it’s not the same for us”


pastelquail

Disappointment


bigredcar

Lonely lips


caseybvdc74

Twat knot


Some__worries

Love their music


MediocreEmergency110

A regular day


leese216

This is funny but kinda sad.


gladamirflint

Now you know why the sex toy industry primarily caters to women.


Immediate-Patient-31

A heartbeat in my vagina lol


FlourySpuds

The throb?


Immediate-Patient-31

Absolutely. You get it.


piratecheese13

Involuntary kegals


witchyanne

Sick of their bullshit?


El_mochilero

Beaver dammed.


StrappinYoungZiltoid

Rusty pipes


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Violet vulva


insertcaffeine

On with her life.


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Beneficial_Car2596

I think I’ve seen a movie like that before. Very educational I must say and Lisa Ann is perfect in encapsulating the struggle of a woman


Fabulous-Option4967

Clit twitch


FishWife_71

Annoyed AF because she has to listen to him go on about blue balls.


domiran

This is the way.


Stay-Thirsty

Cerulean cervix


DrizztRL

Oooh, thats a good one


Bertsayus

Novaried


OhLawdTheyTalkin

Some goddamn peace and quiet.


manymoreways

Can I ask a potentially stupid question. As a man, I've never gotten "blue balls". Yes we could have sex, gets interrupted and we are forced to deal with it, sex cancelled. Erection slowly goes down after a few minutes and that's that. What is blueballs really


Issildan_Valinor

[Here ya go.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls) It's definitely a thing, but it doesn't happen often, usually occurring when it's been hot and heavy for a while, but ends up with no fireworks. I had it happen once in late high school and lemme tell ya, that 3 mile walk home from her place wasn't happening, lol.


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

I had it happen when I first got together with my SO and we slept in the same bed... or rather: They slept and I was in agony everytime they or I moved a bit. Epididymal hypertension SUCKS


martril

I feel it in my plums


Forgotfaceoffather

Gotta bluish hue


jay_skrilla

the sun bouncing off em, just nice. getting ready to take em to the farmer’s market…


browsing_around

Same. Had it happen once in high school and was confused at first until the lightbulb went off and I realized what was going on.


Issildan_Valinor

Yeah I feel ya. Had to stop and wait out the pain at a nearby mcdonalds before even attempting that walk.


LittleWrinklySausage

Wank out the pain more like


taylor212834

It hurts


progtastical

It also happens to women. I call it blue walls


ValuableBullfrog1005

Especially when they start slapping ur knee caps


ightsowhatwedoin

It fucking sucks. It’s like a deep pain in your testicles that kinda spreads up to your stomach. I haven’t had it in a while, but it really does fucking hurt.


Inexperiencedblaster

I thought I had sudden ball cancer or other impending doom.


goshdammitfromimgur

Feels like a kick in the balls. If you haven't had any relief for a while and then go through the scenario you described you will feel it. Hurts pretty bad.


Constant_Ad_2775

Cobwebs


EnvironmentOk5183

Clitical arrest Your vajayjay is throbbing like hell until it just has itself a little heart attack down there.


Starkiller2552

Blue waffle


Electronic_Voice2120

Dang. I've gots to be quicker


FrancoUnamericanQc

Hm, the google search I have did bring me some interesting results... I hope someone else would look so we could talk about it...


lqopcba813

Ohh I was set up


fragbert66

Nice try.


Cathar06

oh no you don't, not again


TheyCallMeChunky

Who's gonna be the poor soul to Google that.


AsparagusLoose9716

I'm guessing I got saved by actual blue waffles?


ziggyknar

Never. Ever. Google. It.


CallieReA

It’s not really up anymore is it? Like 7 years ago ye ole blue waffle made a whole summer for me and my golf buddies


ziggyknar

Dunno bro, last time I looked there were variations. It stayed with me


Appropriate-Tutor-62

You wicked wicked person


every1luvsanunderdog

Just.... A normal experience of not getting to cum, which is fairly typical. Thanks guys.


Ramen-4-breakfast

Purple pussy


Brainsonastick

A woman gets… to listen to the man complain about his balls and how “if you really cared, you’d help me out”


anon3674

Serious answer: throbbing sensation in the vagina (similar to a pulse), and a feeling of pressure/aching due to all of the blood flow. I’m sure it probably feels similar to blue balls for men, but women don’t complain about it because it’s less talked about and we’re usually more used to it.


jabberwockytoves

Also, especially if you're ovulating, cramps. If I get too worked up with no relief when my sex drive is high, it's this weird cramp-like sensation throughout my lower abdomen that's like a weaker version of period cramps. Usually only stays for about an hour or two, and then it kinda wears off when the throb goes away.


handcuffsanddick

Omg yes, it sucks ass. If I get too worked up, it makes my cramps worse sometimes, and my cramps are already bad enough as it is.


LegalSuccotash1398

wasted potential


Takwun

WETNESS REGRETNESS


Alex_55555

A new boyfriend


Sir_Render_of_France

Clam jammed


TeganNotSoVegan

Extreme pain in what feels like my ovaries or somewhere around that region.


dihollywood

Her vibrator.


Special-Top-8761

Believe it or not a woman can get a condition similar to blue balls and they may call it blue nub or something like that


TheMisanthropicGuy

Laid.


iamthefyre

A normal day/night.


bigtiddiebimbo

disappointed