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thoawaydatrash

You’d probably want to stay away from the entire genre of death metal.


7th-Lotus

Revocation wouldn’t be so bad, they’d just turn you away.


Bellemance

Decapitated, Infant Annihilator, Cattle Decapitation, Cerebral Bore, Gorguts


KillerKian

Dying fetus lol


xkulp8

Not sure it would be worth seeing Rush. They'd either hurry through their songs and be done in 10 minutes or you'd get Rush Limbaugh.


mylocker15

Panic at the Disco. I don’t wanna be trampled.


jsrunnerbr

Even worse about it is the exclamation mark. Panic! At the disco


brthrck

Franz Ferdinand. Pretty boring to watch the guy's corpse.


Morphized

Nonono you watch him get shot by some Eastern European dude in the audience


industrialslave

Band of Horses would be funny


housemuncher

Massive Attack


Devonai

That could be interpreted a couple of different ways.


davidildo

Nuclear Assault


leaky_eddie

The Dead Kennedys would stink.


ResonancePhotographr

Not worse than the Dead Milkmen


SubstantialResource9

Weezer, a bunch of people having asthma attacks on stage


b5tirk

Supported by Massive Attack?


billskns5th

Napalm Death


DerpingtonHerpsworth

Acid Bath also sounds pretty unpleasant.


uberjam

I heard "the scream of the butterfly" when I was in high school and all my clothes turned black.


Blue0309

On the up-side, just imagine what a Nirvana concert would be like.


BachelorLife

And Sublime.


Thatguywiththename1

Rainbow Kitten Surprise would be adorable


the_memory_of_crowe

Cool now I can have Cocaine Jesus stuck in my head for another four consecutive months.


ajagoff

If you're ill, The Cure would be a great one.


West_Tonight_

R.E.M. would be a total snooze fest.


Noxious89123

Absolutely orgasmic for insomniacs


mysteryduck69

But if it was their former band name, Cans of Piss, then urine for a good time


bandastalo

Talking Heads would be a bit surreal... imagining they're just heads in jars, as depicted on Futurama. Toadies could be rather dull to watch, assuming you could even see a group of toads sitting up on the stage. Might be a challenge to find a big enough venue for Phantom Planet.


DharmaBumChaz

"It's not literally a Cradle of Filth?" "Oh, no, that would be horrible."


deskbeetle

"An ill wind is blowing. Last night I was stirred from my slumber by a crow calling three times. Caw... caw... well you know what a crow sounds like. Passing to my window, I trod on a piece of lego. Oh, it went right in the heel. Turning on my television set, I noticed the reception wasn't great. Not terrible, just not great. Hear me well, no good can come of your trip to the theatre tonight, no good at all."


Guilty-Web7334

Hello, Richmond.


gimoozaabi

Richmond ls out of his room? Why is Richmond out of his room?


GinsuVictim

He's supposed to be in his room!


Xytakis

Roy: Richmond get back to your room! Moss: Oh what's the point of sending him back to his room, what's the point of anything! Roy: Quick get the brush! Richmond: She said I could come out Roy: Well you can't come out your bring everyone down! Richmond: No I'm not. Moss: Yes he is!


Neph_The_Deaf

How come you never see any cockney goths?


LocalInactivist

Too cheerful


whostardis

Oh look, Richmond’s alive.


MooseNoodles82

"You're not going to the funeral dressed like that." "What funeral?"


yearofthesquirrel

Here. Take this Cradle of Filth CD. It got me through some really dark times. *Kisses widow on cheek.


blueeyedn8

Try track 4, “Coffin Fodder”


Goregoat69

"I'm sorry for your loss. Move on."


MooseNoodles82

The gag with the cell phone vibration setting is amazing. The first time I saw it I crowd so hard with laughter I thought I would die. "I can't turn it up to 8, moss. It'll blow me cock off!"


Icy-Inspection6428

"I've never seen a grandfather clock in a church before."


CurlSagan

*Diarrhea Planet*, with *Infant Annihilator* as the opening act.


hoekstoot

LMAO DIARRHEA PLANET IS A BAND??!!?!?


TomHanksAsHimself

Yes! Nicest dudes in the world. We opened for them back in the day, and during our first song I broke a string. I run off the stage to grab a new one and one of their guitarists stopped me, handed me his guitar, and told me he’d have mine re-strung by our next song.


catrotica

One of the best live acts ever. I think they got to play their last shows at the Ryman opening for Jason Isbell if I’m not mistaken.


ShinyBronzeArse

Cannibal corpse


1PooNGooN3

Cattle Decapitation


Mr-Fliffi

infant annihilator


IridiumPony

Anal Dissected Angel


WolframRuin

Dying Fetus


Trick_Enthusiasm

Anal cunt


MyCatsArePeople

Necrophagist


_Meltus_

Pig destroyer


fescen9

This is essentially a list of my favorite bands.


ScaryTerrysBitch

I knew the death metal crowd wouldn't disappoint


slackbabbith

Dying Fetus


Troy85909

10,000 Maniacs


Potential-Road-5322

A crowd of that many nutcases would certainly trouble me


always_j

Korn would be very boring.


StevenGawking

Not unless you're a Warhammer enthusiast and enjoy chairs of unreasonable size and questionable construction material. Edit: while I forgot Khorn was spelt with an "h", I still find the image of Khorn deciding to drop the "h", go vegan, convert his throne of skulls to corn and starting a 1-man skat-metal band amusing. So my comment stands. Corn for the Korn Throne! Kernals for the PopKorn God!


AngerGuides

The Butthole Surfers


worsethanwhiskyshits

How big are the surfers?


lifesabeachandthenu

It depends, how big are the buttholes?


TheWarDoctor

enough to fit a surfboard in


[deleted]

Cowabunghole, dude!


Trumpet_Player00

it said worst not best


RandomPhillyGuy

Airborne Toxic Event


metalbuttefly

I feel like in 2020, we had that concert over and over and over again.


Anicron

Gonna have to go with "Infant Annihilator"


CocaineForAnts

Good thing I don't have any infants to bring for Infant Annihilator


Skrp

Nono. It's an infant that does the annihilation. Of everything.


fubo

You show up for the concert, but they tell you it's next week. Next week, same story; it's scheduled for next Saturday. You're never actually going to hear Future Sound of London.


Hubey808

98 Degrees That's just too hot to enjoy anything.


WTFarethepinksocks

It may get really lit when they tour outside north america


[deleted]

Löded Diper.


MisterRaf

I knew this would pop up.


Natural-School5690

They Might Be Giants. Can you imagine the suspense? Are they? Or aren't they?


FusRoDoodles

I like to imagine it's that they're like 6 ft 9 and somebody is debating on whether or not that counts as a giant while their buddy insists no it's 7 plus, we have these definitions for a reason Joel


Abdub91

Imagine dragons would be in interesting headliner


Pays_in_snakes

Eh, I can do that at home


Emalan-R

I do that all the time


Pays_in_snakes

I'm imagining dragons right now, and no one can stop me


xkulp8

They might be fake! They might be lies! They might be big big fake fake lies!


ARandomPileOfCats

Tabloid footprints in your hair


_blue__guy___

What about The Strokes? Just a bunch of dudes on stage suffering strokes Edit: you guys are a bunch of perverts lmao


pnuthead23

Or a bunch of dudes on stage stroking it? Guess your idea is more correct.


Wiserdragon97

As soon as I read his choice this is the exact direction I thought it was going, thank you for upholding my faith in reddit.


Imnotcreative01

That would be a Bad Decision


Wonder-Machine

Would still see them because the band is just that good


housemuncher

Modest Mouse would be difficult to see.


Ma1

Better than Deadmau5


NordicSwede

Lol I just imagine someone standing backstage throwing a dead mouse on to the stage and that's it.


PretendThisIsMyName

I’m buying a ticket to that show every time. Guy throws a dead mouse on stage and the crowd erupts for the next 90 minutes.


Metal-Dog

Iron Maiden comes to mind


Gogo726

Iron Maiden? Excellent!


Metal-Dog

*air-guitars frantically*


SpiralProphet

Execute Them!


Lizzz-aster

The Smiths. There would be, like, 5 million people on stage.


housemuncher

They’d be smelting up there.


sadolddrunk

Or two guys making horseshoes.


VictorBlimpmuscle

The Presidents of the United States of America


judgeinbloodmeridian

Spice girls wouldn’t be the worst but imagine watching a load of girls on spice


judasmachine

So just watching the Bene Gesserit? Edit: Thanks for the Dune love. I've been waiting for it to take hold for decades


DaCody_98

The spice must flow


Rusty_is_a_good_boy

I’m a bit older but I’m thinking Anthrax would be a great show nobody survived. Well this got popular! Notman strong!


GreatXs

I’d be itching to get out of there.


iregretthisalreadyy

Let’s Eat Grandma


Mermaid89253

Skillet


Lydiabirdy

Gorillaz although...I could be wrong.


hawt_pawket

The Killers


Argotheus

Is it just a concert on death row?


patman_007

Now I'm picturing Mr Brightside playing while Brandon Flowers mulls the crowd with an assault rifle.


ashamedprotein

*Jealousy, shooting indiscriminately* *Gunshots like sick lullabies* *Thinking of some alibis* *But it's just the price they pay* *SWAT team is surrounding me* *Blue lights flash before my eyes* *'Cause I'm Mr. Frightside*


forever_29_ish

This is a concert you see once and once only.


Awkward-Bee-992

$uicideboy$ would be a very short lived concert


Which-Team-3650

Insane Clown Posse would be terrifying


GavinBelsonsAlexa

I feel like that's already pretty literal. I've never met a Juggalo with their head screwed on right.


OnlyAtJmart82

The Upstanding Citizen Clown Posse


PretendThisIsMyName

Shaggy Don’t Do Dope and Anti-violence J.


TaleofTwoWolves

Limp Biscuit Only one step up from soggy biscuit


DryEyes4096

When I was in high school I was told that Limp Bizkit is named after a game similar to a circle jerk, where a bunch of sailors jack off on a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit. I have no idea if this is true and I'm too lazy to search the Internet.


JohnnyDeformed89

Anthrax has got to be the worst one. Runners up: Megadeth GBH (Grievous Bodily Harm) Rapeman Edit: spelling


Oclure

Yea, Megadeth (literally meaning a million deaths) came to mind first


FlyFeetFiddlesticks

Slipknot. Just literally a slipknot


Which-Team-3650

Sum 41 would just be something like: 27+14 on a white board.


sylpher250

That's why they should just rename as The Sums


MadJen1979

Slayer


Ed_1945

It just be a split scene halo match


ComplexBus7725

The Who


housemuncher

? Lots of confused audience members.


annibonanni

Just a band with alzheimer's asking eachother who they are.


Snaab

Can’t believe no one has said Smash Mouth yet. Does not sound fun.


wsx13

Flock of Seagulls


jayforwork21

It would be like going to see Gallagher, you need a plastic poncho to go see them......


alyssaaarenee

LMFAO, just watching guys laugh hysterically about nothing would get old fast Edit: actually watching their asses fall off from laughter would be kind of terrifying


RLDKA

Rob zombie?


Advanced-Ad-5008

sex pistols


FranksRedWorkAccount

Jimmy Eat World would be an odd choice to attend unless mukbangs are your thing.


HobbitFoot

Well, they would eat the whole world.


ZC3rr0r

Perhaps not the worst concert, but And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead would be the worst experience trying to make it to the venue.


ladydrybones

Oooh, Lady Gaga. Just a grown woman making baby noises and you have to like it or she'll cry and scream like a baby.


typhondrums17

So a Yoko Ono concert?


zombie_rust

*Chuck Berry has left the chat*


oozie_mummy

*”Gotta go find some hookers to piss on.”* — Chuck Berry, probably.


AnusEinstein

Poison


Ma1

Alternatively, Smashing Pumpkins might make for a fun set. Edit: thank you to all ~~176~~ 42069 of you who decided to not read each other’s responses and tell me about Gallagher. Edit2: So many additional upvotes and messages about Gallagher. I played you suckers like a fiddle.


spinman016

Bare naked ladies probably get a much larger fan base


Flexorrium

Well BNL is already triple platinum


ThatOneTwo

Oh, they're BNL now. We need a shorthand for the Bare Naked Ladies, that's how fundamental they are.


Et12355

Maybe we all need some space! To pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid 90s you selfish, jaded, ass!


Devonai

Homer Simpson, smiling politely.


TourPsychological630

Tame Impala. Just an impala chillin there for hours and everyone just staring at it.


LexnLola

Nine Inch Nails


Jean-Eustache

Guess that would ... Hurt


MrBlueHaybale

Drowning pool... To make it worse I can't swim


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adrenaline87

But the atmosphere would be electric


Leading-Mushroom

That would be electrifying


DullBozer666

Spermswamp. It's just OPs funky smelling laundry basket on stage. Edit: ooh nice my first award


enalenman

Meatloaf


Dense-Competition-51

Screaming Trees


Named_Lemming

Sex Bob-omb?


MCgrindahFM

We’re here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff *1..2…3..4* *grunge bar chords intensify*


DMala

I always thought it was funny that they were canonically supposed to suck and yet in the movie they very much did not. I guess it’s hard to suck your music is written by Beck.


midnightatthemoviies

Garbage


Frankwest82

Alice in chains. Poor girl


HereToSeeCoolStuff

Tool. It's just a display of tools on stage.


stickfigure31615

And then Rage Against the Machine is just people literally beating up a machine


hayema7

Puddle of Mud…actually, that turned out pretty well at Woodstock.


HornayGermanHalberd

Rammstein (ramming stone) or rolling stones, A lot of now very flat people


Item_Successful

Dogs Die in Hot Cars


Famous-Honey-9331

Is that just the parking lot of another concert attended by awful people?


trishsf

Styx


delimeat52

The Hives would be pretty terrible. Everyone would be welting and itching. Mass anaphylaxis isn't cool, bro.


myext12

Bananarama. Where exactly are they ramming all these bananas?


CocaineForAnts

If it's The Police, that's not a concert; that's a Sting operation Edit: Thanks for the silver kind stranger, whomever you are! Edit 2: OMG, thank you for the gold, another random stranger!


chadkyletheagedenial

Scorpions imagine a concert full of scorpions


AlternativeSecret514

Artic monkeys concert would be interesting. We would have solved global warming!


sunnyailee

Bowling for soup


KnuckledeepinUrethra

Kansas


xkulp8

Unless you're already in Kansas. Same with all the other bands named after places. Not sure what happens when it's double billed and say, Chicago is opening up for Boston.


Punkamania06

There would be Panic at the Disco!


danseckual

Corpsegrinder


TopSecretSociety

I wouldn’t be too thrilled about a Beatles concert.


Demartini28

Five Finger Death Punch probably wouldn’t be fun


HarpoWhatAboutMe

I was scrolling for this one. Just picturing the audience lined up to get punched to death.


[deleted]

30 Seconds To Mars


PVDeviant-

Rolling Stones aaaaaaa


housemuncher

Indiana Jones vibes


Sedris6661

Trampled by Turtles.


thermometricWeiner

Chainsmokers. Can't stand even a bit of the stench


DiogoOak

Suicidal Tendencies


Defiant_While_4823

Breaking Benjamin Poor, poor Benjamin


TimLikesPi

Rush would be a short concert where all the songs were much shorter than the album versions.


grodj

Sonic youth, bunch of really loud kids


headless-horseman111

Toxic holocaust


butthenhor

Fall out boy We'd be watching a group of boys fall out with each other