T O P
juspassinby12

IT'S A MEEE...


Actonicas-sword

MARIO!


OrionWingSouth

Assassin’s Creed II?


sneakywalrus69

Beat me to it!! I had to replay that cut scene to make sure I heard it right, hilarious


ARboredgamer

Finish Him


ravenlordship

Tries to do cool finisher but accidentally punches the opponent in a super anticlimactic end to the battle


SantinoGaretto

I hate it when you try to do a finisher but you're too close so you move back but you reach the edge of the stage so you have to go to the other side but when you do it's already too late.


roadrunner00

You only get one shot. Moms spaghetti


YouWouldThinkSo

This is painfully accurate, I could literally picture the exact sequence of events, followed by the "awww man"


Yeet_Nugget3647

Pornhub


Mizucharu

Mortal Kombat


modiglianitwo

“Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.”


verybonita

This is the only quote I recognise. I'm feeling very old...


YourCrazyDolphin

You didn't recognize "your princess is in another castle"?


GodzillaIsMyPops

Right... It isn't that they are old. It's that they haven't played any videogames.


Sarpanitu


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SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!


Terrivel119

I hate how simple that one is.


Gicaldo

I heard that


MartinRockstrom

I just hear the damn sound haha


sjha95

"It's super effective"


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[удалено]


Candlesticksnape

This phrase still makes me angry


Earlybirdsgetworms

You have died of dysentery.


WaldoWal

Barbie Dreamhouse Party?


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Waldo, I needed to laugh! Thanks!


TheGizmodian

I can't carry anymore meat. *Still stops to kill 36 more buffalo.*


Basas

Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.


DNP_10

“Oh come on. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother’s decision to abandon you on a doorstep.”


Tisk_Jockey

The cake is a lie


Charl3magne

This was a triumph


interstellarclock

im making a note here, huge success


AllDogsGoToReddit

It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.


Zombie_Woot

Aperture Science


Spiffy313

We do what we must, because we can


DryConclusion9286

For the good of all of us


arceus03

Except the ones who are dead


squirrelgirl81

Now there’s no use crying over every mistake.


SortofAWitch

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


Adumb76

I’m going to burn your house down! With the lemons.


ANSPRECHBARER

So i have been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I am the guy who is going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I am goin to make my engineers invent a combustible lemon which will burn your house down!


Pagalingling40

Our princess is in another castle!


Lame_Goblin

*Our* princess


_Weyland_

Comrade


RnuRnu

r/suddenlycommunist


Hoppy_Croaklightly

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."


Redlipclassique

Alternatively - hey, listen!


Markles102

First thing that comes to mind is Starbomb's parody song lmao


redditcasual6969

Thanks, Old Man That is really very nice


Burlesque_Djin

"I used to be an adventurer, like you...."


youngst_gamer

"Hey you...you're finally...."


MYNKKA

...But then I took an arrow to the knee. I was waiting for this


Intelligent_Gap_5598

Awakee


saintplus

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE


MooseRich5169

"Gotta catch them all."


Holybaloney20

"Gotta catch 'em all " my dude


krnlmustrd

Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the Candlestick.


je76nn94

Why was it always Colonel Mustard??


CannaBeeKatie

Colonel Ketchup was working another party.


beefyiceman94

"Do a barrel roll!"


Oscribble

Fun (old) Fact: If you search "Do a barrel roll" on Google, the screen will rotate. :)


DamonBrighter

Star fox


_-Abraxas_-

Hey you, you're finally awake


Wulfik3D42O

Mofos here dishonoring Morrowind like that. Gonna speak to morag tong gm about this.


auntarie

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?


3P1CGam3rB01

“MISSION FAILED, we’ll get em next time”


u2reddit

"50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town"


squidtorturer

Remember, no Russian


PenlyWarfold

Ah shit, here we go again


praisethedan

Grove street. Home.


Max_Fucking_Payne

At least it was before I fucked everything up


Nepodobni

War…war never changes


RevolvingPizza

Another settlement needs our help, here I'll mark it on your map.


theLoYouKnow

"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin"


Cutiecat686

“OBJECTION!”


Xenobreeder

The award on this has really cracked me up.


[deleted]

my bee stepped on a dog


Shitted_mypants

Ace Attorney


bradharri

Hadooken


UncleIrohsTeaLeaves

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!


Angelfallfirst

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


lazyasdrmr

Aww shit, here we go again....


zeanobia

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!


mehfff

Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region.


EmeraldKabalite

“Are you sure that whatever you’re doing is worth it?” Why, no the fuck I’m not! Thanks for asking, Sea-ri.


LordOfTheGerenuk

WHY THE SHIT HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT TO CALL THE ROBO VOICE SEA-RI?! YOU BEAUTIFUL HILARIOUS BASTARD, TAKE MY GOLD.


AsparagusLoose9716

I was too much of a coward to go to deep waters back then.


Zoomer3989

"Wooden Roller Coaster 1 has broken down"


Jorganza

Along with that mechanical "doot doot" sound that accompanies it :D


Schodog

"Guest 2234 is lost and can't find the park exit"


CherriLeaf

*Slam* 28 STAB WOUNDS!


nocturne172

DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?


CuteSomic

HE WAS BLEEDING, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY, BUT YOU STABBED HIM! AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!


seron_cardgage

DID YOU FEEL ANGER?! HATE?!


SenatorTom97

“Would you kindly…”


Epsilon_One

A man chooses...


_will_o_wisp

A slave obeys


itsmevictory

AUGH YES, THANK YOU!!!


Aurone16

No gods or kings, only man


Actonicas-sword

"The animatronics here DO get a bit quirky..."


Gloomy_Ad_1176

Let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll?


MickStash

Double kill, triple kill, killtacular, killing spree, running riot.


ResortFar6638

Kilimanjaro!


Ylvari

This is the story of a man named Stanley.


iamfriendyesyes

Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee Number 427.


JackLaundon

Glory to arstotska


GammaHunter

Reject Kolechia, Return to Arstokska (But only if you have valid documents)


Drug_Ninja

All your base are belong to us


gliitch0xFF

Zero Wing


Creamstyle2

"hello, we are about to launch an all-out attack on your house"


WxJretsyZ

Sincerely, the zombies.


Fantastic-Being-7253

Plants vs zombies


bfgv972

"Bomb as been planted"


kingdom_tarts

Counter strike?


TacoCat2095

"Pikachu!"


Medium_Escape_8969

Call of duty 4


Over-Criticism-663

Yep


DanteWolfe0125

"Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations"


TheGizmodian

Our printer on the network is actually named Garrus because it takes so fucking long to calibrate itself before it can print. We have a picture of his face taped to the front of it.


DanteWolfe0125

I don't know for how long this will last but right now, at least, you're my new favourite person. You and the Printurian 👍


Manowaffle

“Had to be me; someone else might have gotten it wrong.”


xMoosheLx

The numbers Mason. What do they mean?


Kochineal

"Maybe if you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut..."


JCStensland

"... You'd get some bitches on your dick. Or maybe Tanisha will call you after she's done with that lawyer or brain surgeon she's fucking with."


Lopsided_Living4744

“Remember, No Russian”


nothingsecure

Took far too much scrolling to find this


Qu3en-

Hmmm. Wind's howling.


whatatotalnumpty

Looks like rain


heartsongaming

Place of power, gotta be.


whatatotalnumpty

You strike me as a man of the world. Are you familiar with Gwent?


Northerleyfire

Pam Param, Pam Pam Param, Pam Param


betrayed-by-potter

Got their asses whipped like a Novigrad whore.


andrewolson77

How do you like that silver?


Nebuli2

Hm. Fuck.


CR4ZY___PR0PH3T

"Boy!"


Mizucharu

God of war


jaintynotdainty

Incomiiiiing! (in very high pitched voice)


Integratedgrapes

Oh jesus that's a throwback. I can still remember playing the shit out of that game on the OG Playstation.


_cJNz_

Worms, good memories 😀


RodMunch85

What are ya selling? What are ya buying?


smashteapot

Arr, I’ll buy it for a *high* price.


NiftWatch

Lenny!!!!


Tuplapatukka

LENNY MA BOYYY


ocean-in-a-pond

Gavin?!


Aloof_bidoof

Best scene in the best game..RDR2


Takseee

This is my favourite store on the Citadel.


Chocomeldrinker

ME


Kyr3l

You?


Foreskin_Incarnate

We'll bang, ok?


notgoodwithnamesAITH

Sul sul! Dag dag!


AniRayne

Sims!


Im_way_too_swag

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."


mrbadxampl

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!


shitfacedintheuber

”Wololo”


TrollChef

"Shhhhh hooo!"


HereticPharaoh2020

I always enjoyed the death scream: YAAAAOOOooow


Rappaccini_6

" 'Morning, Mr. Freeman."


_cJNz_

Rise and shine…


QueenOfDragons420

Hey, look, listen!


Vagabond4423

Hey, you, you're finally awake.


Ripper138

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... And I'm all out of gum.


ResultSad5050

its time to chew ass and kick bubblegum... and im all out of ass


Over-Criticism-663

- Dick Kickem


Ky0nkyon

Not enough vespene gas. Needs additional pylons. Nuclear launch detected. It is a good day to die.


Thotsnpears

Construct additional pylons


KaiDigo

Another settlement needs your help.


Burlesque_Djin

Or "war never changes"


Pokeydots99

I don’t even really play video games but I’ve heard my husband say reference this enough to recognize it.


Significant_Map122

“Stay a while and listen”


CarolusMagnus

It’s burned into my brain even after 25 years… “I sense a soul in search of answers” “Psst - over here!” “Well what can ah do for ya?”


kieffa

I was getting concerned this wasn’t posted yet. Was worried it wasn’t as recognizable as I thought


Realistic_Rush4936

Run, Roach!


PunkyBrewster210

The Witcher!!!


lacmacfactac

So? How are you holding up? # BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!


Ferrothorn88

*Clap Clap Clap* Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.


ForTheLoveOfAudio

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"


ResortFar6638

To tell you the truth, the game was rigged from the start


molten07

"Woah, woah. Easy there, easy. You've been out cold couple of days now."


Adamgoodguy

"Have some gotdamn faith"


Aloof_bidoof

"I have a plan..."


Thespainruns

I read this in that bastards raspy voice


Aloof_bidoof

My son does that too..it's creepy af! I apparently now live with Dutch VDL


Conquistador9725

"Tahiti"


PutinTheChimp

I see this after just getting done playing for the day after about 6 hours. I had a plan to go Tahiti!


Atillurt

"Try finger but hole" or "amazing chest ahead"


ResortFar6638

Dark Souls, can’t remember which one. I want to say 3, but I could be wrong


Atillurt

Yes. But i would rather say dark souls as all three games. They all contain those messages.


DoYouLikeHardCandy

FIGHT!


Mysterio_TV8

Mortal kombat


Number1Barooista

Not from the game itself but Leeerroooyyyy Jenkins!!


letitiatink

Omg he just ran in


TheMoonVixen

"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.” God, I feel the anger in my BONES reading this quote.


Uberpastamancer

"would yeh kindly"


GloopyGecko

Was looking for this one haha


[deleted]

"Oof"


phanary7

The cake is a lie.


juustiicee

War…war never changes.


AusCan531

Wacka-wacka-wacka!


AmpedEnding

"Nanomachines, son"


SinisterImposter

You can't hurt me Jack!