By - Frosty-Ad6190
IT'S A MEEE...
Assassin’s Creed II?
Beat me to it!! I had to replay that cut scene to make sure I heard it right, hilarious
Tries to do cool finisher but accidentally punches the opponent in a super anticlimactic end to the battle
I hate it when you try to do a finisher but you're too close so you move back but you reach the edge of the stage so you have to go to the other side but when you do it's already too late.
You only get one shot. Moms spaghetti
This is painfully accurate, I could literally picture the exact sequence of events, followed by the "awww man"
“Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.”
This is the only quote I recognise. I'm feeling very old...
You didn't recognize "your princess is in another castle"?
Right... It isn't that they are old. It's that they haven't played any videogames.
I hate how simple that one is.
I heard that
I just hear the damn sound haha
"It's super effective"
This phrase still makes me angry
You have died of dysentery.
Barbie Dreamhouse Party?
Waldo, I needed to laugh! Thanks!
I can't carry anymore meat. *Still stops to kill 36 more buffalo.*
Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
“Oh come on. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother’s decision to abandon you on a doorstep.”
The cake is a lie
This was a triumph
im making a note here, huge success
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
We do what we must, because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
Now there’s no use crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
I’m going to burn your house down! With the lemons.
So i have been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I am the guy who is going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I am goin to make my engineers invent a combustible lemon which will burn your house down!
Our princess is in another castle!
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
Alternatively - hey, listen!
First thing that comes to mind is Starbomb's parody song lmao
Thanks, Old Man
That is really very nice
"I used to be an adventurer, like you...."
"Hey you...you're finally...."
...But then I took an arrow to the knee. I was waiting for this
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
"Gotta catch them all."
"Gotta catch 'em all " my dude
Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the Candlestick.
Why was it always Colonel Mustard??
Colonel Ketchup was working another party.
"Do a barrel roll!"
Fun (old) Fact: If you search "Do a barrel roll" on Google, the screen will rotate. :)
Hey you, you're finally awake
Mofos here dishonoring Morrowind like that. Gonna speak to morag tong gm about this.
Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
“MISSION FAILED, we’ll get em next time”
"50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town"
Remember, no Russian
Ah shit, here we go again
Grove street. Home.
At least it was before I fucked everything up
War…war never changes
Another settlement needs our help, here I'll mark it on your map.
"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin"
The award on this has really cracked me up.
my bee stepped on a dog
All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Aww shit, here we go again....
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region.
“Are you sure that whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
Why, no the fuck I’m not! Thanks for asking, Sea-ri.
WHY THE SHIT HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT TO CALL THE ROBO VOICE SEA-RI?! YOU BEAUTIFUL HILARIOUS BASTARD, TAKE MY GOLD.
I was too much of a coward to go to deep waters back then.
"Wooden Roller Coaster 1 has broken down"
Along with that mechanical "doot doot" sound that accompanies it :D
"Guest 2234 is lost and can't find the park exit"
*Slam* 28 STAB WOUNDS!
DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
HE WAS BLEEDING, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY, BUT YOU STABBED HIM! AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!
DID YOU FEEL ANGER?! HATE?!
“Would you kindly…”
A man chooses...
A slave obeys
AUGH YES, THANK YOU!!!
No gods or kings, only man
"The animatronics here DO get a bit quirky..."
Let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll?
Double kill, triple kill, killtacular, killing spree, running riot.
This is the story of a man named Stanley.
Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee Number 427.
Glory to arstotska
Reject Kolechia, Return to Arstokska (But only if you have valid documents)
All your base are belong to us
"hello, we are about to launch an all-out attack on your house"
Sincerely, the zombies.
Plants vs zombies
"Bomb as been planted"
Call of duty 4
"Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations"
Our printer on the network is actually named Garrus because it takes so fucking long to calibrate itself before it can print. We have a picture of his face taped to the front of it.
I don't know for how long this will last but right now, at least, you're my new favourite person. You and the Printurian 👍
“Had to be me; someone else might have gotten it wrong.”
The numbers Mason. What do they mean?
"Maybe if you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut..."
"... You'd get some bitches on your dick. Or maybe Tanisha will call you after she's done with that lawyer or brain surgeon she's fucking with."
“Remember, No Russian”
Took far too much scrolling to find this
Hmmm. Wind's howling.
Looks like rain
Place of power, gotta be.
You strike me as a man of the world. Are you familiar with Gwent?
Pam Param, Pam Pam Param, Pam Param
Got their asses whipped like a Novigrad whore.
How do you like that silver?
God of war
Incomiiiiing! (in very high pitched voice)
Oh jesus that's a throwback. I can still remember playing the shit out of that game on the OG Playstation.
Worms, good memories 😀
What are ya selling?
What are ya buying?
Arr, I’ll buy it for a *high* price.
LENNY MA BOYYY
Best scene in the best game..RDR2
This is my favourite store on the Citadel.
We'll bang, ok?
Sul sul! Dag dag!
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
I always enjoyed the death scream: YAAAAOOOooow
" 'Morning, Mr. Freeman."
Rise and shine…
Hey, look, listen!
Hey, you, you're finally awake.
It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... And I'm all out of gum.
its time to chew ass and kick bubblegum... and im all out of ass
- Dick Kickem
Not enough vespene gas.
Needs additional pylons.
Nuclear launch detected.
It is a good day to die.
Construct additional pylons
Another settlement needs your help.
Or "war never changes"
I don’t even really play video games but I’ve heard my husband say reference this enough to recognize it.
“Stay a while and listen”
It’s burned into my brain even after 25 years…
“I sense a soul in search of answers”
“Psst - over here!”
“Well what can ah do for ya?”
I was getting concerned this wasn’t posted yet. Was worried it wasn’t as recognizable as I thought
So? How are you holding up?
# BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
*Clap Clap Clap*
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
To tell you the truth, the game was rigged from the start
"Woah, woah. Easy there, easy. You've been out cold couple of days now."
"Have some gotdamn faith"
"I have a plan..."
I read this in that bastards raspy voice
My son does that too..it's creepy af! I apparently now live with Dutch VDL
I see this after just getting done playing for the day after about 6 hours. I had a plan to go Tahiti!
"Try finger but hole" or "amazing chest ahead"
Dark Souls, can’t remember which one. I want to say 3, but I could be wrong
Yes. But i would rather say dark souls as all three games. They all contain those messages.
Not from the game itself but Leeerroooyyyy Jenkins!!
Omg he just ran in
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.”
God, I feel the anger in my BONES reading this quote.
"would yeh kindly"
Was looking for this one haha
The cake is a lie.
War…war never changes.
You can't hurt me Jack!