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Petrus_Rock

The jury


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Petrus_Rock

Excuse me? Manners


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Petrus_Rock

Oh very smart. changing your comment and calling me out for a reaction that was ment on your previous comment.


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Petrus_Rock

Never mind


watermelon_896

LOL. If I were the jury I will not sentence you to death row.


Petrus_Rock

Exactly!


SJ548

Country fried chicken and mashed potatoes covered in country gravy, green beans with bacon and butter, and buttered rolls with an iced root beer on the side.


watermelon_896

That's a nice choice. But still your dead after you devour all those foods. LOL


SJ548

At least I would go out full and happy lol


watermelon_896

You'll be so full when you met Jesus. Just burp on his face. LOL


TheJizardOfOz

18 year old Milla Jovovich


watermelon_896

>Good Choice. Hope you share some her to me? LOL


dnb_4eva

Paella.


watermelon_896

I never had paella before. How does it taste? But I saw some pictures of paella on internet.


dnb_4eva

If you find a place that does it well paella is amazing. It’s a combination of different seafood which mixes very well together. There is also a black paella made with squid ink which is worth trying. There is also meat paellas but the seafood one is the best imo.


watermelon_896

That black paella with squid ink sounds interesting. Wanna try that soon if I see some restaurants near me offering paella on their menu.


Daffidol

Crab with a assortment of home made mayonnaises.


watermelon_896

Interesting. I would rather die with crab overdose instead of lethal injection. What'd u think?


Daffidol

Ew. It's gonna be super painful to your liver before you even have a chance of reaching a lethal condition. Plus, in a non barbaric country, death sentences (if they exist at all) should be done by anoxia. I wasn't considering the pain factor of the actual execution. Otherwise I would have asked for a bowl of morphine for desert.


Neogodhobo

1x Fried chicken, 10x schrimps, 1/2 cheeseburger (AW Teen ), 1 bag Doritos Jalapeno peppers, 1x can Peach bubly (carbonated water), 1x superhero muffin from my wife, 1x Rum n coke with cola syrup and fresh lime juice. 1x Old fashioned, 1x 7up. 1x Dr. Oatke Peperroni pesto pizza. I think I could die peacefully with those. I know they wouldnt give me the alcohol but Id try anyway.


watermelon_896

That's a lotta food dude. Can you eat all of those on your last meal?


Neogodhobo

Its my last meal, id make it fit.


watermelon_896

You'll probably so full when you get executed.


Fit-Let8175

An "All you can eat" buffet. Then take my time with it.


watermelon_896

I expect this answer. This made me laugh. LOL


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Whatever Gerard Butler ordered in Law Abiding Citizen


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watermelon_896

Yummy. I prefer with a diet coke for my soda.


Im___Stuff

Pizza covered with Asbestos.


casual_shoggoth

Rum Ham


Magmamaster8

I'm tired of my endless breadsticks joke so I'll say vegan Alfredo.


almondbutterlube

A 50 year 500,000 course tasting menu.


noobredditer870

Fillet steak with mashed potatoes and a side of broccoli with ice tea


Twohands3Bills

Rotisserie chicken, mustard potato salad, chocolate milk and mint chocolate chip ice cream


watermelon_896

That's really a heavy delicious final meal.


Twohands3Bills

I’ve put a weird amount of thought into this!


watermelon_896

If I were sentenced for a death row. I'll prefer having Pizza loaded with cheese and pepperoni with a ridiculous amount of ranch on side, chicken wings, and an oreos with a container of milk.


Twohands3Bills

Ranch addict here also. Solid list


watermelon_896

Ranch on everything = HEAVEN!!


Twohands3Bills

I enjoy my ranch with a side of pizza and chicken


watermelon_896

That's the perfect pair for pizza and chicken. Just a ridiculous amount of ranch on every slice of pizza. OMG! It makes me hungry.


fruby_uv2

Pasta,mashed potatoes ,pancakes for desert


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BBQ ribs, potato salad, coleslaw, fried okra and cherry cobbler


downtide

Fugu sushi, prepared by an amateur chef. And a bottle of Scotch whisky.


kiskacsafurdik

The food what my mom cooks for me.


boobanies1234

Sweaty assssssss


TheGamerVoid

A nice subway footlong with tuna and cucumber with a pepsi and a sugared doughnut.


NicholasKonig

Big bowl of ramen