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bjh182

A "Love, Laugh, Love" sign


shickdiddle

getting stabbed 38 times in the chest.


bjh182

With a boner


nametakenfuck

Thats also a plain killer


justamanbeingaguy

I stay hard till at least 43


Mikeavelli

Still horny after just 37 though.


gliujatt

I will be downvoted into oblivion but hairy armpits give me an instant de-rection.


Du_-Hs

Understandable


wolverinehunter002

Going through 465 pages of pornhub without finding "the one" or even worse it gets slapped behind premium.


MarkAmocat6

Unkindness. It's not witty or edgy; you're choosing to be trash. Offa my dick!


BlackFlorida

Being gross in general, poor hygiene or very obvious signs of not caring for one's self like messy car messy room that shit.


Fart__

If a messy car was an issue I'd be impotent.


BlackFlorida

Like how hard is it to just throw actual trash out but worse of all if it smells


Ok_Structure2770

My mom


Soggy-Drink-2528

Getting a whiff of bad breath


Seanfen

Heart attack, penis sprain, herpagonasyphalitis


TrixieLurker

Smoking. I am willing to work around many things in a relationship but smoking just kills any interest I have in someone stone dead.


plague681

Anything poop related


VeryFirst_

Constant self victimization


Brimstone-n-Treacle

Dumb women. I like to know that the person I'm with has a functioning brain, and knows how to *use* it. Smarts are the biggest part of attractiveness to me.


SiegeSzn

Siding with you on this one. It’s not a stretch to say some of these women really don’t know too much. The older you get, the more it starts to become your fault if you don’t change. I pray the smarter women try to help the others who are lacking for the sake of safety.


DontCare4UrOpinion

What does that have to do with a boner?


CronkleDonker

Username checks out


Brimstone-n-Treacle

Obviously, your sex life is satisfactory with the sticky pages of your dad's old *Penthouse* magazine collection. I can remember a time when I was that shallow.


Zeta331

girls


good_luck_fucker

reading the same recycled question over and over makes me go from turgid to flaccid


zaicam1221

Guys of reddit, what's an instant boner killer?


justamanbeingaguy

Guys of Reddit, what’s an instant boner killer?


Papa_Smurf87

Mine just crawled up inside me...


Just_a_tired_banana

A knife cutting off the penis.


TheSeiWhale

Personally prefer scizors. Snip snip


SickRanchez3

SSRI meds


Different_Image_8035

Asking me if I've... arrived.


coast_trash21

Being called daddy.


The_Owl_Bard

The Average Tinder/Bumble Profile 😂


B1GMANN94

Naked grandma


jakeblutarski

Spit


ilovedtransyIvania

painkillers


ChrisNEPhilly

Jeffrey Dahmer


TheSebV

Intrusive thoughts.


cherrybomb2019

your mum


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GrumpyCatStevens

I had one who talked shit about one of my friends *while we were having sex.* For some backstory, he'd been hanging out with her for some time before that and apparently she was trying to make him go away. Which is probably why she took me to bed only a few hours after meeting me for the first time. For a number of reasons besides that, there wasn't a second time with her.


fuzzy-corn

Toes


like5or6

When we’re about to have sex and she just lays down and doesn’t do anything and just waits. Like come on lady, participate, show some enthusiasm, touch me too, let’s have a fun time! Not all women are like this obviously but I’ve encountered way too many who just expect me to like hold my breath and push out an instant boner and then fuck her for an hour while she just lays there. It’s so boring and honestly a real boner kill. Ladies, don’t be afraid to get into it. Be a fucking animal and have fun with your sexual partner.


Appropriate-Secret80

Smelling bad


Papa_Smurf87

"What do you want me to do?" There is nothing worse than a sexual partner who doesn't participate in the sex. "What do you want me to do?" is kinda like making yourself a sex prop. And Im not into that.


LSD_for_Everyone

Im pretty sure everything gives me a boner


Terrasque976

Manic depression


akhbi

A lot of make-up


contemptasclepius

hairy


kevin7419

Yelling


mr-mutherfrucker

Yeah, like why can't people just "ahh" moan. *quietly*


bts_jkl

r/AskMen


69daddy6978

Someone who thinks they are hot or to hot for you. I like the women who are hot but their personality doesn’t reflect it. What’s that song? She’s beautiful and she don’t know it….. ya that


DrCompassion23

Agreed. I'm married now but once upon a time i would swipe away from any woman who was a 9 or better because they're simply too high maintenance 99% of the time even if they did like me.


Alt_aholic

When she says the name of her ex by accident


monke_funger

when she says the name of her husband, on purpose


player12isanidiot

A shitty and/or toxic personality


DontCare4UrOpinion

Feminism, woke culture, MeToo, Reddit...


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Smygfjaart

Ugh, I especially agree if they compare you to other exes, even if you are better or whatever. Stop comparing me at all, at least not to me out loud.


DontCare4UrOpinion

She likes the big wangs and you dont measure up eh? Understandable


V02D

During doggystyle position, when instead of lifiting her butt, she archs her back like a pooping dog.


DrCompassion23

A feminist


mr-mutherfrucker

I hope you only mean the Trans-Exclusionary-Radical-Feminism. Because Inclusive Feminism is good, in my opinion.


DrCompassion23

I don’t really know what that means. Anti trans feminist? Most feminists are selfish and not truly feminists. They just want a bunch of things without giving anything up.


mr-mutherfrucker

It means that they don't believe Trans women are women, they don't acknowledge that


DrCompassion23

That’s fair, they aren’t. They’re trans women. If you like regular feminists then that’s good for you. Tbh, my wife is a feminist the way you describe them hahahahhaa. So I guess my comment is pure BS


0mnigod

When they're woke. I mean really, nothing screams "I want to dominate my emasculated husband" more than a fat slob with blue hair.


pixxeea

Nothing screams more than a guy whose been hurt from a “fat slob with blue hair”


0mnigod

Sounds like I hit the nail on the head. Listen blue haired lady; I'm not interested, don't be offended.


SharpCommand7354

If she is awake


TroubledTree

…huh?


SharpCommand7354

‘‘Twas but a joke


Horror_Classic9567

inverted feet


GrumpyCatStevens

Whiskey.


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*A sex scene starts in a movie or TV series..* But the actress doesn't take her bra off!


Ok-Ad1419

Women that judge people by their zodiac sign.


SpicySagg

Getting hit by a bus probably