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augustusleonus

Trying to figure out if I’m an insane alcoholic detective while looking for a pack of cigarettes


LadnavIV

Fuck does Cuno care? Cuno doesn’t fucking care.


theenigma31680

I played it straight. No drugs, alcohol or smokes the entire game. 2nd playthrough time. I'm gonna smoke, snort, inject and drink anything I can get my hands on. Just not sure what stats I should start him with.


Rookbane

Should probably focus on Electrochemistry.


Jdmcdona

Damn I need to redownload this, I got on switch and put a couple hours into it but then it glitched out and froze and I didn’t have it in me to repeat the last day. Very disappointing and I wasn’t even very far in but I lost about 4 hours of play time.


jraa78

Searching for Majora's mask, but not actually accomplishing anything.


Finarin

Just keep playing the song of time every 23 hours and you’ll never complete your 24-hour sentence until you want to. You at least gotta get the Zora mask and go for a swim at minimum!


fairlylocal212121

Swimming in a pool without a ladder


growllison

We all must repent for the absolute depravity we’ve inflicted on our sim worlds


DiamondRocks22

I wouldn’t have had to let Mr Pancakes starve to death by leaving trapped him under my stairs if he didn’t continuously get trapped there in the first case


mamabird2020

scrolling for a fellow sims player and finally found it


Anxious-Ad-5022

Relentlessly washing my dishes in the bathroom sink


Draxacoffilus

I’ll be getting a house and a stable job with good promotion prospects!


[deleted]

Trying to fucking survive. I'm in "The Forest"


TheNecromancress

Are you hyped for Sons of The Forest?


[deleted]

Fuck yea


CGY-SS

I spent like $30 on it but I'm too scared to go into the caves.


[deleted]

As you should be. Those caves are fucking terrifying.


fortknox

Until you realize no respawns in the caves, so it becomes sanctuary when they start hellaspawning late game.


The1fox1

Say what now?


papaskank

Yep once you clear a cave it's free game to walk right on through. Honestly the entrance of caves are a great place to drop in if you are far away from base and night time approaches. No enemies are at the entrance and you can just camp out till morning.


FunkierMonk

Ooh that's good to know. My friends and I cleared a whole cave system.


papaskank

Possibly another tip that may be helpful. I'd leave identifying markers for caves that are cleared vs. uncleared. That let's you know what you may have missed an item in and which ones are safe to grab spare supplies out of. They tend to have spare supplies to hold you over incase you need supplies to hold you over and don't want to go the the cannibal route.


LadnavIV

Wait it out on the plane. Do *not* leave the plane.


THCInjection

Plenty of snacks and sodas in there. And a dress if that’s what you’re into.


Jackripper1205

Grabbing the dress on any new save is a must


BeardyAndGingerish

I liked the yacht, floating safe spot.


LadnavIV

Yes. But that requires leaving the plane. Not advisable.


UnClean_Committee

Maybe drive the plane to the yacht


bringbackswordduels

If you wrote a series of game guides I would buy them


_ANIAC

But they come to the plane eventually. Hell, in the opening cutscene they're on the plane. If you were to just drop in you would not feel safe on that plane


Grenyn

You could go sit in the steward area and barricade yourself in there.


YoBeaverBoy

Quite the contrary, you should leave the plane ASAP because they will come investigate it.


seragakisama

Building a factory, I was playing Satisfactory


turret_buddy2

"Same thing I'm going to be doing for the next 25 hours anyways"


Voice-of-Infinity

Be screamed at by alien artifacts


DWS223

President of the United Nations of Earth. I hope I can keep the prethoryn scourge at bay


MarkNutt25

You're only there for 24 hours, though. Unless you jump into the game as a crewman on a spaceship that's already in the middle of a battle, you're pretty safe.


Ferelar

In fact, 24 hours could be an amazing opportunity. Report to the nearest clinic and depending on how far along in the game your empire was, you could get anything from "We'll cure all the latent cancer and abnormalities you had because it's 2300 and that's easy" all the way up to "Let me jab you with this serum that makes you impervious to disease, erudite, virile, and live to 300" haha.


No-Type-1774

Try not to die on the rim


sarrowim

Randy should keep it interesting


No-Type-1774

You definitely get raided within the first day lol


Ilike_to_offend

Just waiting upstairs for 24 hours with some snacks and soda. Its project zomboid.


Sarararr

You would probably survive but still, a terrifying 24 hours lol


Ilike_to_offend

AI wont find me if I don't leave the house.


Elementus94

Trying to avoid getting killed by agent 47


LadnavIV

The dudes a professional. If you’re his target… well, at least you probably deserved it.


disbound

He’s isn’t a professional when I play. Can’t leave any witnesses to my sloppy work.


I-Cant-See-Anything

From the evidence we’ve found we can deduce he stabbed this guard, his intended target. Then panicked and shot this cleaner he didn’t realise was coming, Shot the guy who came to investigate, Threw a statuette at this guy, The proceeded to get in a gunfight with half the guards, And finally killed the executive with a shot across the hall, Before finally running away to find an escape having left nobody the wiser by killing literally everyone,


WonderfulAirport4226

Or being Agent 47 but having your real-life skills so Diana will be confused as to why you just suddenly don't know how to choke someone out or aim a gun anymore.


LtCptSuicide

>aim a gun anymore You're assuming I could while playing in the first place.


Throwaway583thisdumb

Subnautica. I'd just chill in the lifepod. Maybe go for a light dip, but I'm pretty sure I can't break rocks with my fists or catch fish by hand. If I had a seamoth, totally different story. I'd slam into a rock because I was going too fast and die, for sure.


Legilimensea

I would cry if I were stuck in Subnautica. The ocean is terrifying here on Earth, let alone on that planet!


Epson_Pro_WF-C579R

well, it's only 24 hrs and you have everything you need to survive for that long, aka a lifeboat. i would love to see (and feel) that one ship exploding irl, i think it would be awesome


Legilimensea

That’s true, the rations they start you off with should get your character through the day. But omg I am not even going into the Safe Shallows to swim around for a bit. I think at best I would climb up to the top of the life pod and sit up there if I wanted some fresh air, none of that bottom exit nonsense.


Gabrosin

If you're stuck in the very beginning of the game, you have a fire to put out very quickly and then some important stuff to repair. But yeah, after that you can get by for 24 hours without any danger.


Helphaer

Uh I wasn't trained in that kind of repairs.


SynestheticPanther

The repairs wouldn't even be important for a 24hr stay, the repairs fix the radio and some energy storage. As long as you can put out a fire with an extinguisher the only danger is boredom


123ludwig

the question is if you bring back the disease


ziggrrauglurr

As long as you don't enter the water you are fine. There's a breaking sequence with cheats. If you generate a seamoth right next to the pod, head to the island, get out without submerging, spawn ... The thing needed to enter, then you can activate the contingency alien thingy


rothrolan

You're stuck in the video game's world, just make a repair tool and aim it roughly near the damage. It'll magically fix itself over a few seconds. However, the recipe does require cave sulfur, so you're gonna have to deal with a crash fish (for those unaware, crash fish rush towards threats and explode. Their nest contains the sulfur).


Not_Cleaver

Aren’t you infected with an incurable disease?


SnooMaps3021

Isn’t that if you touch the water and other infected fish? Just stay in the life pod and chill


ziggrrauglurr

Correct. Only if you submerge.


MarsAdept

Loitering in Balmora.


torrasque666

You mean chugging skooma and snorting moon sugar with Caius Cosades right?


MarsAdept

I’m playing as a certain famous Argonian maid so the reality is probably even worse.


OldManHipsAt30

Lifts-Her-Tail herself?


Andeol57

At first I thought it was Valheim, which wasn't too bad. Then I remembered I played a bit of league of legends since then. I'm dead.


Yagertron

Would the champions hurt civilians though? Minus jinx, who would.


Net_Cancer

Rek'Sai, Fiddle, Jhin, Elise, Thresh, Shaco, Tahm, and thats from memory Plus, I assume you might live in the lore kingdoms instead of the actual arena. So zaunites get fucked over daily in the slums, Noxus is basically a dog eat dog world, etc.


MountainMan2_

Note: this is all assuming you don’t get unlucky enough to actually MEET a league champion. Most of them will at the very least make your existence quite a lot more complicated, and in many cases, they will kill you. But there is only ~150 among a continent of, conservatively, several million people. Zaun: you could lay low for 24h in the streets, as long as you could find some clothes to fit in quickly. Piltover: you’re probably fine. Noxus: in the cities, stay well behaved and find someone who’ll let you work for the day to stay in a tavern. Get good at lying. In the countryside, just camp out somewhere in a stable or smth for a day and hope your shit don’t get stole. Demacia: you’re not a mage (unless you brought your phone, then just don’t show it). You should be reasonably okay. Freljord: depends on the tribe. Sej tribe and Liss tribe, you’ll prob freeze to death. Ashe tribe, someone will let you stay in their home for one day. Shurima: exposure might kill you before the day is out, if you can find an outpost don’t bother trying to negotiate. Make a friend or sit in the shade until the timer runs out. Bilgewater: see zaun. Ionia: if you find someone, they won’t trust you but they will probably at least take care of you if you show respect to the wildernesss. Otherwise, not the worst place to camp out one night, assuming you’re not in a noxus war zone. Vastayan jungles: difficult to survive, but not impossible. Most vastaya probably won’t kill you on site but I know damn well enough I would die trying to pet one of them. Mt. Targon: probably not too difficult to stay alive a day, there are a lot of caves probably. That said, if you’re ported to targon, climb to the top. Yea, it’s near certain death but why live when you could be a god? Bandle City: unknown. Likely death. Icathia: likely death. Void: death.


L_Rayquaza

Shadow Isles: death²


joshtalife

I guess not scoring any goals in Rocket League in person.


AIC2004

This is Rocket League!


Throwaway583thisdumb

What a save!


Mingismungis

What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat disabled for 5 seconds...


Imadeapromisemrfrodo

Chat disabled for 4 seconds... Chat disabled for 3 seconds... Chat disabled for 2 seconds... Chat disabled for 1 seconds... #What a save!


Eman21701

Calculated


AFatz

Imagine actually playing rocket league IRL. Motion sickness/whiplash for days EDIT: Guys, idk if the cars are real or RC cars. Please stop asking/telling


CunnedStunt

Plus the whole dying thing when you get demo'd.


candypoll

Catching Pokémon


Loriol_13

Metal Gear Solid?


meeyeam

If only there was a game where a Pokemon trainer could battle Solid Snake. It would be smashing fun!


KammoTheUnoriginal

Run away from the mad chess king with a shotgun


Malzun

Plot twist, you're just a pawn, and not even the hidden heir pawn. You can only run AT the king with a shotgun.


TaptPtap

Fucking terrified. I don’t want to be in Destiny 2 I’d probably get raided by some unnamed fallen or sucked into hell by some random ass hive spell.


DolantheJew

Or just die by the architects.


Kyhan

Now, are we our player character, or just us in the world? Because my answer is highly dependent upon if I can get revived by a ghost or not.


TaptPtap

The post says “you” so I would think just normal, little me. No light, just my flesh and bone. A horror show if you ask me.


Kyhan

Yeah, fuck that. I’m hanging out in the city and experiencing the culture. I wonder what Bungie hasn’t told us about it—the little things.


falloutboi66

Remember! Your ghost who'll revive you. Or you could literally vibe out at the tower have ramen, chill with the cats and chat with guardians all day. Idk whatever you choose you're big chillin


Tocarrski

getting verbally abused by children on summoners rift


Gjappy

I hope you may at least choose which champion you're going to be. If you're unlucky you become a minion.


no_ps_wow

animal crossing - fill my pockets with bells, gold, and cool items, then do some fishing until I get out and come home filthy rich


tobytoberson

Let us know how you fit a whale shark in your pocket!


LtCptSuicide

Imagine if the game mechanics stopped when you came back to the real world and the whale shark just busts out of their pants.


no_ps_wow

still, free whale shark


failedxperiment

Honestly this is probably one of the best games to be stuck in.


josephwilliamson

Build a farm and trade with the village people


The_mystery4321

That really doesn't narrow it down a whole pile.


josephwilliamson

Good lol


DEADLY_JOHN

Are these village people made of cubes? Are you made of cubes? Is the village made of cubes? That might narrow it down


joec0ld

Or are they made up of a Cop, a Biker, a Sailor, a Native American and a Construction Worker?


xCtrldChaosx

But will you turn your children into doves?


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ooga_booga_booger

Or Haley an eggplant. She always asks for those 👀


imonmyphoneagain

And sea cucumbers


Leader_Inside

For me she always asks for quartz. And speaking as a girl, I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what it’s for.


catfoodonmyshelf

Crystals! Teenage girls love crystals and metaphysical stuff lol


Optimus_Prime_Day

I, too, am playing stardew valley.


airballrad

Will you stay at the YMCA?


RawPeanut99

Finding diamonds and avoiding creepers i suppose.


Umpteenth_zebra

What I would do in minecraft is highly dependent on if it is hardcore mode.


qenos04

die


seragakisama

Elden Ring?


qenos04

nope Horizon Zero Dawn I have no chance against these robots


icantfindtheforkk

Find the nearest grace.


Anyashadow

I would be curled up in a corner crying as I'm in the sewers currently.


texasstrawhat

id be stuck in farum azula fml


WhyUNoCompile

Try finger, but hole.


OldManHipsAt30

YOU DIED


Adventurous-Object92

hopefully not falling off the sides of rainbow road!


FlippedChamp

Mario Kart would either be really fun or really terrifying in this scenario


Suolokin

I’m playing Cyberpunk at the moment so I’d veeeeeeeeeeeeery cautiously go sight seeing and hope I don’t get murdered by some random cyberpsycho.


specks_of_dust

You can find me down at Jig Jig Street, scamming on Joytoys.


Spider222222

Riding on my good old trusty white arabian named Snowy in the vast wilderness of America and hunting wildlife as I please occasionally visiting the MC's wife and kids and helping them do some chores


DiopticTurtle

My partner was watching me play and I was trying to explain that RDR is the only series I know of where I'm willing to take it slow and literally walk my horse between missions because it makes it so much better of an experience. I'm not an impatient gamer at all, but Rockstar really put the effort into the base game with RDR2. (Now if only RDO could catch an update, amirite)


jaylward

This is my favorite bit about RDR2. You can take it slow. Enjoy the scenery.


cheeky_Greek

I miss RDR2...I was logging on to just go fishing, hunting, exploring...with the odd contract here and there


Jayyohs

Killing innocent civilians


atl_utd

Roller Coaster Tycoon, I see


CherylTuntIRL

Ah, a fellow connoisseur of fine vintage games.


OhGoodGrief13

Go fishing, catch bugs, buy clothes, chat with animal neighbours. Sounds good to me! =)


SuvenPan

Rest in my settlement in Sanctuary Hills with piper and dogmeat.


kimothy_possible

oh shit I picked the wrong week to buy hotline miami


red_orange1

Sitting in a wasteland and being irradiated.


Monkey_du5t

Solving traffic issues (Cities Skylines)


zaicam1221

I'm sure you mean creating traffic issues?


Monkey_du5t

Definitely creating more than solving thats for sure


STeamyPEsta

keep on running from a fat man and his dog on the subway tracks


nasseramics

God damn it. I was playing Resident Evil 2 Remake. And it was that really annoying part where you play as Ada


Cat-Trees

Buying a gf in RuneScape.


[deleted]

I played ark. I think I would die


LevelOutlandishness1

It's red dead 2... I'm black... Oh no.


Spirits850

That’s like playing on nightmare difficulty. Best bet would be just fishing and trying to stay out of sight lol. I’m on my first play through right now. Fucking fantastic game.


Pale-Strawberry-180

Fucking love the fact you have genuine advice for him. Like if you’re a black dude in the early 1900s… just go fish, you’ll be good.


Brad_theImpaler

FOUND YA LENNY


Mister_Dewitt

Stay out of Rhodes!!


timeforasandwich

Maybe visiting the cloud district? Who am I kidding? Of course I won't.


Rickington

I'll probably be getting harassed for being mechanically augmented


Tentacles_n_Tiddies

Deus Ex, mankind divided?


mohansen01

Finish getting all 1200 kyber bricks


SeaLiving6513

Running around collecting crap I lack the skill to use… then get murdered by someone who I didn’t even see… over and over again.


kumandgoo

Rust?


Hopglock

He didn't say anything about being called racial slurs by 12 year olds.


dude_urfeet_poggers

I'd be stuck in Stardew Valley and i would spend twenty hours fucking Harvey and four hours walking along the river


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Oh my god this one is so much more violent than all the people playing doom.


dude_urfeet_poggers

i mean fucking business


Donut-Farts

Here's 17 coffees Harvey, will you marry me? Excuse me I need to go sleep at 10 am


weinerdoggos

Lol most wholesome game, least wholesome response


CherryEars

Fallout 3 so probably trying not to die from radiation and Mole Rats


HammletHST

Last game I played was HItman 3, so lock my self in my room praying to any deity that I'm not important enough to get 47 send after me. Second to last game is Mass Effect. Do I get money? Then visit the Citadel


WonderfulAirport4226

Don't worry, unless you're an enemy to the ICA (Or later a part of the ICA) you're most likely gonna be fine. Unless Agent 47 decides to go on a kill-everyone spree, then you're fucked.


Not_Jim3

Jokes on you it was Try Not To Cum


Tomover_PL

Jokes on you it's 24 hours, your pp is gonna fall off


covertwalrus

if you bust in the game, you bust in real life


Ghast-light

Doing menial tasks to pay off my home loan… so basically no difference except that in real life there’s less danger of wasp stings.


callmebigley

camping, riding horses and getting really ambiguously sexy baths


Cautious-Damage7575

I will slowly evade the bouncing pixel in Pong.


[deleted]

Looking at the place where the guard took an arrow to the knee


The_mystery4321

I'm Lewis Hamilton bitches!


OffHandLogic

Sorry to hear about your back


Fancy-Valuable-8998

Dark souls. Shit.


AGuestOnAQuest

As long as you're an undead, you should be fine-ish. Just don't go hollow. Don't you dare.


mopsyd

Hoping my mod load order is stable enough not to crash to desktop.


plague681

Witcher 3, so i guess what I'm doing is dying a lot.


AppalachianViking

Just stay in a tavern or something for a day. Pretty safe there.


letsjumpintheocean

Tooting around in Hyrule but probably just in the forest because my arachnophobic, 9 year old self could not face Queen Gohma and get past the first level. (Ocarina of Time)


hobbes_shot_first

Trying to avoid the Mongols and Japanese bandits and wild boars while petting foxes and deer.


dantheflowerman

Trying to convince Nick Valentine to be romanceable


aoc070888

Rock and Stone! Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!


M_Lynx

SHOOT IT IN THE ASS!


_toodamnparanoid_

KILL ANYTHING THAT HAS MORE THAN TWO LEGS!


GrGrG

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE! YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!


_toodamnparanoid_

# ROCK # AND # STONE!


Axius-Evenstar

When you rock and stone, you’re never alone


Cospo

MOOOOLLLLYYYYYY!!


forte343

FOR KARL


Charyou-Tree

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME! This will be easy! Just chill in the space rig and drink beer for a day.


DangyDanger

And go into the restricted territory of the space station, and play football in the energy gate (?) of the drill


Shenanigans99

I wonder what slop they're serving in the cantina tonight...


Silent_Ad_7411

TO THE BONE!


MisterSalsa

Stone and Rock! ...Oh, wait...


attackresist

Another settlement needs my help...


dabicorn_90bc

Pc building simulator


Godworthy-Sins

Oh god insurgency sandstorm I’m gonna get clapped then die


BlastTyrant2112

Going to night clubs in FFXIV to dance with bunny-girls most likely.


lunarblossoms

I'm so happy I was playing FF last and not V Rising


[deleted]

Declaring war on my siblings on a claim for the kingdom