By - _Mr_Cheeks
Trying to figure out if I’m an insane alcoholic detective while looking for a pack of cigarettes
Fuck does Cuno care?
Cuno doesn’t fucking care.
I played it straight. No drugs, alcohol or smokes the entire game.
2nd playthrough time. I'm gonna smoke, snort, inject and drink anything I can get my hands on. Just not sure what stats I should start him with.
Should probably focus on Electrochemistry.
Damn I need to redownload this, I got on switch and put a couple hours into it but then it glitched out and froze and I didn’t have it in me to repeat the last day. Very disappointing and I wasn’t even very far in but I lost about 4 hours of play time.
Searching for Majora's mask, but not actually accomplishing anything.
Just keep playing the song of time every 23 hours and you’ll never complete your 24-hour sentence until you want to. You at least gotta get the Zora mask and go for a swim at minimum!
Swimming in a pool without a ladder
We all must repent for the absolute depravity we’ve inflicted on our sim worlds
I wouldn’t have had to let Mr Pancakes starve to death by leaving trapped him under my stairs if he didn’t continuously get trapped there in the first case
scrolling for a fellow sims player and finally found it
Relentlessly washing my dishes in the bathroom sink
I’ll be getting a house and a stable job with good promotion prospects!
Trying to fucking survive. I'm in "The Forest"
Are you hyped for Sons of The Forest?
I spent like $30 on it but I'm too scared to go into the caves.
As you should be. Those caves are fucking terrifying.
Until you realize no respawns in the caves, so it becomes sanctuary when they start hellaspawning late game.
Say what now?
Yep once you clear a cave it's free game to walk right on through. Honestly the entrance of caves are a great place to drop in if you are far away from base and night time approaches. No enemies are at the entrance and you can just camp out till morning.
Ooh that's good to know. My friends and I cleared a whole cave system.
Possibly another tip that may be helpful. I'd leave identifying markers for caves that are cleared vs. uncleared. That let's you know what you may have missed an item in and which ones are safe to grab spare supplies out of. They tend to have spare supplies to hold you over incase you need supplies to hold you over and don't want to go the the cannibal route.
Wait it out on the plane. Do *not* leave the plane.
Plenty of snacks and sodas in there. And a dress if that’s what you’re into.
Grabbing the dress on any new save is a must
I liked the yacht, floating safe spot.
Yes. But that requires leaving the plane. Not advisable.
Maybe drive the plane to the yacht
If you wrote a series of game guides I would buy them
But they come to the plane eventually. Hell, in the opening cutscene they're on the plane. If you were to just drop in you would not feel safe on that plane
You could go sit in the steward area and barricade yourself in there.
Quite the contrary, you should leave the plane ASAP because they will come investigate it.
Building a factory, I was playing Satisfactory
"Same thing I'm going to be doing for the next 25 hours anyways"
Be screamed at by alien artifacts
President of the United Nations of Earth. I hope I can keep the prethoryn scourge at bay
You're only there for 24 hours, though.
Unless you jump into the game as a crewman on a spaceship that's already in the middle of a battle, you're pretty safe.
In fact, 24 hours could be an amazing opportunity. Report to the nearest clinic and depending on how far along in the game your empire was, you could get anything from "We'll cure all the latent cancer and abnormalities you had because it's 2300 and that's easy" all the way up to "Let me jab you with this serum that makes you impervious to disease, erudite, virile, and live to 300" haha.
Try not to die on the rim
Randy should keep it interesting
You definitely get raided within the first day lol
Just waiting upstairs for 24 hours with some snacks and soda. Its project zomboid.
You would probably survive but still, a terrifying 24 hours lol
AI wont find me if I don't leave the house.
Trying to avoid getting killed by agent 47
The dudes a professional. If you’re his target… well, at least you probably deserved it.
He’s isn’t a professional when I play. Can’t leave any witnesses to my sloppy work.
From the evidence we’ve found we can deduce he stabbed this guard, his intended target.
Then panicked and shot this cleaner he didn’t realise was coming,
Shot the guy who came to investigate,
Threw a statuette at this guy,
The proceeded to get in a gunfight with half the guards,
And finally killed the executive with a shot across the hall,
Before finally running away to find an escape having left nobody the wiser by killing literally everyone,
Or being Agent 47 but having your real-life skills so Diana will be confused as to why you just suddenly don't know how to choke someone out or aim a gun anymore.
>aim a gun anymore
You're assuming I could while playing in the first place.
Subnautica. I'd just chill in the lifepod. Maybe go for a light dip, but I'm pretty sure I can't break rocks with my fists or catch fish by hand.
If I had a seamoth, totally different story. I'd slam into a rock because I was going too fast and die, for sure.
I would cry if I were stuck in Subnautica. The ocean is terrifying here on Earth, let alone on that planet!
well, it's only 24 hrs and you have everything you need to survive for that long, aka a lifeboat. i would love to see (and feel) that one ship exploding irl, i think it would be awesome
That’s true, the rations they start you off with should get your character through the day. But omg I am not even going into the Safe Shallows to swim around for a bit. I think at best I would climb up to the top of the life pod and sit up there if I wanted some fresh air, none of that bottom exit nonsense.
If you're stuck in the very beginning of the game, you have a fire to put out very quickly and then some important stuff to repair. But yeah, after that you can get by for 24 hours without any danger.
Uh I wasn't trained in that kind of repairs.
The repairs wouldn't even be important for a 24hr stay, the repairs fix the radio and some energy storage. As long as you can put out a fire with an extinguisher the only danger is boredom
the question is if you bring back the disease
As long as you don't enter the water you are fine. There's a breaking sequence with cheats. If you generate a seamoth right next to the pod, head to the island, get out without submerging, spawn ... The thing needed to enter, then you can activate the contingency alien thingy
You're stuck in the video game's world, just make a repair tool and aim it roughly near the damage. It'll magically fix itself over a few seconds.
However, the recipe does require cave sulfur, so you're gonna have to deal with a crash fish (for those unaware, crash fish rush towards threats and explode. Their nest contains the sulfur).
Aren’t you infected with an incurable disease?
Isn’t that if you touch the water and other infected fish?
Just stay in the life pod and chill
Correct. Only if you submerge.
Loitering in Balmora.
You mean chugging skooma and snorting moon sugar with Caius Cosades right?
I’m playing as a certain famous Argonian maid so the reality is probably even worse.
At first I thought it was Valheim, which wasn't too bad. Then I remembered I played a bit of league of legends since then. I'm dead.
Would the champions hurt civilians though? Minus jinx, who would.
Rek'Sai, Fiddle, Jhin, Elise, Thresh, Shaco, Tahm, and thats from memory
Plus, I assume you might live in the lore kingdoms instead of the actual arena. So zaunites get fucked over daily in the slums, Noxus is basically a dog eat dog world, etc.
Note: this is all assuming you don’t get unlucky enough to actually MEET a league champion. Most of them will at the very least make your existence quite a lot more complicated, and in many cases, they will kill you. But there is only ~150 among a continent of, conservatively, several million people.
Zaun: you could lay low for 24h in the streets, as long as you could find some clothes to fit in quickly.
Piltover: you’re probably fine.
Noxus: in the cities, stay well behaved and find someone who’ll let you work for the day to stay in a tavern. Get good at lying. In the countryside, just camp out somewhere in a stable or smth for a day and hope your shit don’t get stole.
Demacia: you’re not a mage (unless you brought your phone, then just don’t show it). You should be reasonably okay.
Freljord: depends on the tribe. Sej tribe and Liss tribe, you’ll prob freeze to death. Ashe tribe, someone will let you stay in their home for one day.
Shurima: exposure might kill you before the day is out, if you can find an outpost don’t bother trying to negotiate. Make a friend or sit in the shade until the timer runs out.
Bilgewater: see zaun.
Ionia: if you find someone, they won’t trust you but they will probably at least take care of you if you show respect to the wildernesss. Otherwise, not the worst place to camp out one night, assuming you’re not in a noxus war zone.
Vastayan jungles: difficult to survive, but not impossible. Most vastaya probably won’t kill you on site but I know damn well enough I would die trying to pet one of them.
Mt. Targon: probably not too difficult to stay alive a day, there are a lot of caves probably. That said, if you’re ported to targon, climb to the top. Yea, it’s near certain death but why live when you could be a god?
Bandle City: unknown. Likely death.
Icathia: likely death.
Shadow Isles: death²
I guess not scoring any goals in Rocket League in person.
This is Rocket League!
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Imagine actually playing rocket league IRL. Motion sickness/whiplash for days
EDIT: Guys, idk if the cars are real or RC cars. Please stop asking/telling
Plus the whole dying thing when you get demo'd.
Metal Gear Solid?
If only there was a game where a Pokemon trainer could battle Solid Snake.
It would be smashing fun!
Run away from the mad chess king with a shotgun
Plot twist, you're just a pawn, and not even the hidden heir pawn. You can only run AT the king with a shotgun.
Fucking terrified. I don’t want to be in Destiny 2 I’d probably get raided by some unnamed fallen or sucked into hell by some random ass hive spell.
Or just die by the architects.
Now, are we our player character, or just us in the world?
Because my answer is highly dependent upon if I can get revived by a ghost or not.
The post says “you” so I would think just normal, little me. No light, just my flesh and bone. A horror show if you ask me.
Yeah, fuck that. I’m hanging out in the city and experiencing the culture. I wonder what Bungie hasn’t told us about it—the little things.
Remember! Your ghost who'll revive you. Or you could literally vibe out at the tower have ramen, chill with the cats and chat with guardians all day. Idk whatever you choose you're big chillin
getting verbally abused by children on summoners rift
I hope you may at least choose which champion you're going to be.
If you're unlucky you become a minion.
animal crossing - fill my pockets with bells, gold, and cool items, then do some fishing until I get out and come home filthy rich
Let us know how you fit a whale shark in your pocket!
Imagine if the game mechanics stopped when you came back to the real world and the whale shark just busts out of their pants.
still, free whale shark
Honestly this is probably one of the best games to be stuck in.
Build a farm and trade with the village people
That really doesn't narrow it down a whole pile.
Are these village people made of cubes? Are you made of cubes? Is the village made of cubes? That might narrow it down
Or are they made up of a Cop, a Biker, a Sailor, a Native American and a Construction Worker?
But will you turn your children into doves?
Or Haley an eggplant. She always asks for those 👀
And sea cucumbers
For me she always asks for quartz. And speaking as a girl, I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what it’s for.
Crystals! Teenage girls love crystals and metaphysical stuff lol
I, too, am playing stardew valley.
Will you stay at the YMCA?
Finding diamonds and avoiding creepers i suppose.
What I would do in minecraft is highly dependent on if it is hardcore mode.
nope Horizon Zero Dawn I have no chance against these robots
Find the nearest grace.
I would be curled up in a corner crying as I'm in the sewers currently.
id be stuck in farum azula
Try finger, but hole.
hopefully not falling off the sides of rainbow road!
Mario Kart would either be really fun or really terrifying in this scenario
I’m playing Cyberpunk at the moment so I’d veeeeeeeeeeeeery cautiously go sight seeing and hope I don’t get murdered by some random cyberpsycho.
You can find me down at Jig Jig Street, scamming on Joytoys.
Riding on my good old trusty white arabian named Snowy in the vast wilderness of America and hunting wildlife as I please occasionally visiting the MC's wife and kids and helping them do some chores
My partner was watching me play and I was trying to explain that RDR is the only series I know of where I'm willing to take it slow and literally walk my horse between missions because it makes it so much better of an experience.
I'm not an impatient gamer at all, but Rockstar really put the effort into the base game with RDR2.
(Now if only RDO could catch an update, amirite)
This is my favorite bit about RDR2. You can take it slow. Enjoy the scenery.
I miss RDR2...I was logging on to just go fishing, hunting, exploring...with the odd contract here and there
Killing innocent civilians
Roller Coaster Tycoon, I see
Ah, a fellow connoisseur of fine vintage games.
Go fishing, catch bugs, buy clothes, chat with animal neighbours. Sounds good to me! =)
Rest in my settlement in Sanctuary Hills with piper and dogmeat.
oh shit I picked the wrong week to buy hotline miami
Sitting in a wasteland and being irradiated.
Solving traffic issues (Cities Skylines)
I'm sure you mean creating traffic issues?
Definitely creating more than solving thats for sure
keep on running from a fat man and his dog on the subway tracks
God damn it. I was playing Resident Evil 2 Remake. And it was that really annoying part where you play as Ada
Buying a gf in RuneScape.
I played ark. I think I would die
It's red dead 2... I'm black...
That’s like playing on nightmare difficulty. Best bet would be just fishing and trying to stay out of sight lol. I’m on my first play through right now. Fucking fantastic game.
Fucking love the fact you have genuine advice for him. Like if you’re a black dude in the early 1900s… just go fish, you’ll be good.
FOUND YA LENNY
Stay out of Rhodes!!
Maybe visiting the cloud district? Who am I kidding? Of course I won't.
I'll probably be getting harassed for being mechanically augmented
Deus Ex, mankind divided?
Finish getting all 1200 kyber bricks
Running around collecting crap I lack the skill to use… then get murdered by someone who I didn’t even see… over and over again.
He didn't say anything about being called racial slurs by 12 year olds.
I'd be stuck in Stardew Valley and i would spend twenty hours fucking Harvey and four hours walking along the river
Oh my god this one is so much more violent than all the people playing doom.
i mean fucking business
Here's 17 coffees Harvey, will you marry me? Excuse me I need to go sleep at 10 am
Lol most wholesome game, least wholesome response
Fallout 3 so probably trying not to die from radiation and Mole Rats
Last game I played was HItman 3, so lock my self in my room praying to any deity that I'm not important enough to get 47 send after me.
Second to last game is Mass Effect. Do I get money? Then visit the Citadel
Don't worry, unless you're an enemy to the ICA (Or later a part of the ICA) you're most likely gonna be fine.
Unless Agent 47 decides to go on a kill-everyone spree, then you're fucked.
Jokes on you it was Try Not To Cum
Jokes on you it's 24 hours, your pp is gonna fall off
if you bust in the game, you bust in real life
Doing menial tasks to pay off my home loan… so basically no difference except that in real life there’s less danger of wasp stings.
camping, riding horses and getting really ambiguously sexy baths
I will slowly evade the bouncing pixel in Pong.
Looking at the place where the guard took an arrow to the knee
I'm Lewis Hamilton bitches!
Sorry to hear about your back
Dark souls. Shit.
As long as you're an undead, you should be fine-ish. Just don't go hollow. Don't you dare.
Hoping my mod load order is stable enough not to crash to desktop.
Witcher 3, so i guess what I'm doing is dying a lot.
Just stay in a tavern or something for a day. Pretty safe there.
Tooting around in Hyrule but probably just in the forest because my arachnophobic, 9 year old self could not face Queen Gohma and get past the first level. (Ocarina of Time)
Trying to avoid the Mongols and Japanese bandits and wild boars while petting foxes and deer.
Trying to convince Nick Valentine to be romanceable
Rock and Stone!
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
SHOOT IT IN THE ASS!
KILL ANYTHING THAT HAS MORE THAN TWO LEGS!
IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE! YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!
When you rock and stone, you’re never alone
IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!
This will be easy! Just chill in the space rig and drink beer for a day.
And go into the restricted territory of the space station, and play football in the energy gate (?) of the drill
I wonder what slop they're serving in the cantina tonight...
TO THE BONE!
Stone and Rock! ...Oh, wait...
Another settlement needs my help...
Pc building simulator
Oh god insurgency sandstorm I’m gonna get clapped then die
Going to night clubs in FFXIV to dance with bunny-girls most likely.
I'm so happy I was playing FF last and not V Rising
Declaring war on my siblings on a claim for the kingdom