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D-Rez

Oh no, my illegible work schedule for next week is public. I'm ruined.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Yes public shaming


fiercekitty3

Lol same


obtusername

It’s a picture of my alarm clock going off because I screenshot when trying to turn the damn thing off.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Classic


RCKJD

Screenshot of a Duolingo question that I answered incorrectly with the correct answer under it.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

What was the question?


RCKJD

Just something simple actually, just a translation question "It is 10000 yen" and I used "万円です" instead of "一万円です".


dumbbinch99

Not screwed. Just a [screenshot](https://imgur.com/a/vEx5w8w) of the profile of someone who just followed me 😭


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Lol!!


mxmnull

*woof*


TurningRobot

Oh... my!


mxmnull

It's a picture of a sleepy sunbathing squirrel through my back window. I'm not screwed at all.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

How cute


mxmnull

It was pretty great. The picture itself isn't particularly good, but the squirrel visibly just kind of sprawled out and lowered its head and hung out there for a good 15 minutes before scurrying off when it realized I was watching.


Odd_Specific3450

Show us.


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DM_ME_A_SELFIE

This is so wholesome


RealityAdjacentMan

Not even remotely. It's a picture of the gift card for my mum for when she gets back to my country and can get a new tattoo for her 60th.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Wholesome


NanoPope

It’s a screenshot of texts to my brother where I pretended Dean Martin wanted to party with him but he didn’t want to talk about MLK Jr.’s ideas on integration


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Odd but maybe not too bad


Gladddd1

Empty plate with some bread crumbs and leftover melted cheese.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Why would you take a pic of that?


Gladddd1

Running joke in my friend group, make photos of half eaten/fully eaten food. Dont remember how it started but now it is funniest shit ive ever seen.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Lol I get it


CombImpressive3416

Oh shit, everyone would know my work schedule for the next 4 weeks!


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

You’re doomed


nanaxiannu

just a picture of my cat 🐈


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

How cute! Can you pet him/her from me?


nanaxiannu

of course 😁 he's sleeping next to me


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Thank you! What’s his name?


nanaxiannu

I've got two cats. Bombay cat is Kai and abyssinian cat is Kookie 😁


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

How cute. I love cats!


jenniferandjustlyso

15 attempts at trying to get a good picture of my cat when he was looking cute. I'm not screwed, just the true level of my cat paparazzi skills would be exposed.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Did you succeed?


jenniferandjustlyso

I both succeeded and failed. In that it is not a picture of him looking cute, but I think it's a very funny picture.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

I think that counts as success!


Satanizreal

Pretty screwed and maybe a bit richer if the right people see it 😏


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Fingers crossed


notCryptoGeek

It's a cup of coffee so I'm good


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Yeah you’re safe


TR_QBIN

Well I guess some people are about to see a picture of an EQ chain and be pretty confused at what they are looking at


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Definitely


Cadenceofthesea

It’s a screenshot of something on Reddit I thought was funny, so not screwed.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Nah you’re safe


Disappoinlment

A picture of a core i9 12900’s die


wanderingstorm

the last picture I took with my phone was a copy of my work schedule.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

So definitely screwed


wanderingstorm

not really. Looks good to me. I like my job


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Good for you my friend


poorgasms

I just did a risqué shoot that ended in a mess… so pretty screwed, literally.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Lol yeah, totally screwed


Mor_Hjordis

Rip your inbox.


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DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Love it!


Persimmon124

Took a pic of the henna I put on my hand so I'm safe hehe


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Was it nice?


Persimmon124

Yes! I did it myself


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Nicely done!


True-Nobody7258

Picture of a strawberry margarita :P


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Was it good?


True-Nobody7258

Amazing! It’s been a long day and it definitely helped me relax.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Glad you got to enjoy it


Sorry_I_Am_Stoned

It's how much kief I have saved. Maybe about a quarter of a gram.


kllsoda

picture of crystals with “the crystals said send nut vids”


FunkerSpelunker

Its a picture of my shop space after I finished ripping up the carpet. Work bench is messy, guess im doomed.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

You are


Crypteggo

A tweet positing what the timeline is like where Al Gore won the election.. not screwed at all


Emperor_Caffeine

It's a picture I've already shared with a ton of people lol. It's our dog pestering the shit out of my housemate wanting attention while he's trying to focus on something for uni.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Cute!


LadySleepyBuns

My cat hiding in her little cat backpack sleeping.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Too cute! Can you pet your cat from me?


LadySleepyBuns

Of course! She says meow because I woke her :)


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Too cute


EmergencyAbort917

I'm fine. My goddaughter who hit a water main with her mother's truck and asked me to help her out without telling her parents, not so much.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Lol!


Mor_Hjordis

Side of a laptop. So it's okay.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

I guess so


Mor_Hjordis

Can't hurt. I think. Boring, yeah


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Kinda


Mor_Hjordis

it is.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Truly.


oriental_star

It's just multiple pictures of my black cat sleeping in the corner of my room.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

That’s cute! Will you pet him/her from me?


oriental_star

Of course! He woke up just while I was replying to you, so I booped his nose.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

That’s so so cute


CylonsInAPolicebox

Meh. It's a photo of the board game Stuffed Fables. Took a pic so I could remember to look it up and see if it was worth buying. Haven't actually gotten around to looking up reviews or if my group would like it yet so... If anyone here happens to know anything about it, I would love to know if I should swing back by my local game shop to buy it.


Noob_DM

Band pic from our last gig. Lucked out with the timing.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Cool! What type of music?


Noob_DM

We like to genre hop but we stay about indie rock/alt rock for the most part.


QuiiverrReddit

A tweet.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Can be anything


QuiiverrReddit

Could be political or their reason for being late to class


campoxx

I'm safe, I just came from a concert and [met](https://imgur.com/a/hRZCxFv) the lovely Lyn Lapid!


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Nice, who is she?


campoxx

A simple google search would've answered your question, lol, but she's a singer! I believe she's been getting more popular now because of her TikTok. I was originally going to the concert for another artist, and Lyn happened to be performing there too.


MysteryChicken101

it's a crossaint that has a dick


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

That is... weird


MysteryChicken101

the crossaint was good


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

What about the dick?


MysteryChicken101

it had a lil crossaint dick, it was pastry, so I ate it too.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Tasty


serrinsk

Not very. It’s a screenshot I took from my lite n easy app, showing my BMI which is 25.6 (overweight). Meh.


TabbsTheBat

It's a minecraft screenshot, so not very


HazedDazedNConfused

My breakfast I had on my birthday


mzkwkr

Oh no, u guys will have to see my research :/


AshyIsNoob

An accidental screenshot i made while watching a youtube video, hm........... i'd rather not share what I like to watch.................................


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Nono please do


DeterminedGames

It's a schedule of exams, some of which are exams I have to go to. Not sure what anyone would do with it. I'm just glad you didn't ask for the 3rd latest picture.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Which is?


DeterminedGames

A selfie of me wearing meme sunglasses...


TurningRobot

It's a picture of a negative COVID test. The opposite of screwed!


_DumbFish_

It's a picture of a young male sheep standing on the driver's seat in a blue car. Not screwed at all


FALLINGSTAR_7777

Pretty harmless. I took a picture of what I got for dinner.


HarvesterFullCrumb

Oh no, the picture of my bandaged hand after I sliced the tip of my finger off in a mandolin.


Rainbow_Dash_RL

Hope you like furry porn


eddmario

It's my work schedule, so not at all


burnthepokemon

A photo of a car that says Shrek on it and a Scottish flag. I think I can survive the backlash.


kyanbersee

Not screwed at al, just some plants


Science_Kingdom

You'd get work pictures of a fixed turbo to downpipe stud that my friend's acquaintance screwed up.


404person_not_found

Night sky, wanted to send someone but didn't


aprotinin

Kinda screwed I took a picture of email showing that I applied for a job.


Jeramy_Jones

Well it’s a picture of cannabis tinctures but it’s legal here 🤷‍♂️


Accomplished_Taro590

Its my dog. Im fine, everyone likes a brown eye mutt


FlysaMinelly

just a picture of my messy living room with a box on the floor, and you can see my daughters tiny legs sticking up out of the box. very very cute.


beermeneer2

its a picture of a plate of copper i was in the process of hammering into an octopus i called oswald i unfortunatelly broke that one because it got too thin.


I_Ate-DragonCat

It's a nut tier list lmao


ShakespearianWombat

OMG everyone s gonna see that I failed my driver's test cuz of one thing namely an a hole on the road


Max_oofed

Chess board


TheRealPhoeniXOX

The phone number of my sister


MellohiDream

3/4 of the pictures in my camera roll are birds anyway, so you’ll end up with a picture of a thrush or something


President_Calhoun

My friend's Maltese and Sheltie hopping and yipping excitedly at me through the screen door as I walk up the steps. Not very screwed at all.


TechnicallyVee

A picture of the moon wouldn't be awful to share, is it?


Wizardaron_YT

The person who sent the picture to me would not want it to be shared...


-Yoyo_playz-

It’s the whole bee movie script


FormalMango

There’s probably a 90% chance it’s of one of my cats. [And it’s one of my cats.](https://imgur.com/a/3sJ6Y6s)


RuledByCats

Not at all. I took a picture of a wedding invitation. I did it just incase I misplace it. I will absolutely misplace it because of who I am as a person.


itsspookl

it’s my grandma who passed away i’m not screwed at all


British_manwhore

It's a picture a dog I met while taking a walk


Much-Meringue-7467

Not screwed at all. It's a flyer for a church fundraiser.


ForegoingTtya

I'm not very screwed it's just some of my artwork


she-who-is-a-hoe

My grandma and my dog... how very interesting...