By - DM_ME_A_SELFIE
Oh no, my illegible work schedule for next week is public. I'm ruined.
Yes public shaming
It’s a picture of my alarm clock going off because I screenshot when trying to turn the damn thing off.
Screenshot of a Duolingo question that I answered incorrectly with the correct answer under it.
What was the question?
Just something simple actually, just a translation question "It is 10000 yen" and I used "万円です" instead of "一万円です".
Not screwed. Just a [screenshot](https://imgur.com/a/vEx5w8w) of the profile of someone who just followed me 😭
It's a picture of a sleepy sunbathing squirrel through my back window.
I'm not screwed at all.
It was pretty great. The picture itself isn't particularly good, but the squirrel visibly just kind of sprawled out and lowered its head and hung out there for a good 15 minutes before scurrying off when it realized I was watching.
This is so wholesome
Not even remotely. It's a picture of the gift card for my mum for when she gets back to my country and can get a new tattoo for her 60th.
It’s a screenshot of texts to my brother where I pretended Dean Martin wanted to party with him but he didn’t want to talk about MLK Jr.’s ideas on integration
Odd but maybe not too bad
Empty plate with some bread crumbs and leftover melted cheese.
Why would you take a pic of that?
Running joke in my friend group, make photos of half eaten/fully eaten food. Dont remember how it started but now it is funniest shit ive ever seen.
Lol I get it
Oh shit, everyone would know my work schedule for the next 4 weeks!
just a picture of my cat 🐈
How cute! Can you pet him/her from me?
of course 😁 he's sleeping next to me
Thank you! What’s his name?
I've got two cats. Bombay cat is Kai and abyssinian cat is Kookie 😁
How cute. I love cats!
15 attempts at trying to get a good picture of my cat when he was looking cute. I'm not screwed, just the true level of my cat paparazzi skills would be exposed.
Did you succeed?
I both succeeded and failed. In that it is not a picture of him looking cute, but I think it's a very funny picture.
I think that counts as success!
Pretty screwed and maybe a bit richer if the right people see it 😏
It's a cup of coffee so I'm good
Yeah you’re safe
Well I guess some people are about to see a picture of an EQ chain and be pretty confused at what they are looking at
It’s a screenshot of something on Reddit I thought was funny, so not screwed.
Nah you’re safe
A picture of a core i9 12900’s die
the last picture I took with my phone was a copy of my work schedule.
So definitely screwed
not really. Looks good to me. I like my job
Good for you my friend
I just did a risqué shoot that ended in a mess… so pretty screwed, literally.
Lol yeah, totally screwed
Rip your inbox.
Took a pic of the henna I put on my hand so I'm safe hehe
Was it nice?
Yes! I did it myself
Picture of a strawberry margarita :P
Was it good?
Amazing! It’s been a long day and it definitely helped me relax.
Glad you got to enjoy it
It's how much kief I have saved.
Maybe about a quarter of a gram.
picture of crystals with “the crystals said send nut vids”
Its a picture of my shop space after I finished ripping up the carpet. Work bench is messy, guess im doomed.
A tweet positing what the timeline is like where Al Gore won the election.. not screwed at all
It's a picture I've already shared with a ton of people lol. It's our dog pestering the shit out of my housemate wanting attention while he's trying to focus on something for uni.
My cat hiding in her little cat backpack sleeping.
Too cute! Can you pet your cat from me?
Of course! She says meow because I woke her :)
I'm fine. My goddaughter who hit a water main with her mother's truck and asked me to help her out without telling her parents, not so much.
Side of a laptop. So it's okay.
I guess so
Can't hurt. I think. Boring, yeah
It's just multiple pictures of my black cat sleeping in the corner of my room.
That’s cute! Will you pet him/her from me?
Of course! He woke up just while I was replying to you, so I booped his nose.
That’s so so cute
Meh. It's a photo of the board game Stuffed Fables. Took a pic so I could remember to look it up and see if it was worth buying.
Haven't actually gotten around to looking up reviews or if my group would like it yet so... If anyone here happens to know anything about it, I would love to know if I should swing back by my local game shop to buy it.
Band pic from our last gig.
Lucked out with the timing.
Cool! What type of music?
We like to genre hop but we stay about indie rock/alt rock for the most part.
Can be anything
Could be political or their reason for being late to class
I'm safe, I just came from a concert and [met](https://imgur.com/a/hRZCxFv) the lovely Lyn Lapid!
Nice, who is she?
A simple google search would've answered your question, lol, but she's a singer! I believe she's been getting more popular now because of her TikTok. I was originally going to the concert for another artist, and Lyn happened to be performing there too.
it's a crossaint that has a dick
That is... weird
the crossaint was good
What about the dick?
it had a lil crossaint dick, it was pastry, so I ate it too.
Not very. It’s a screenshot I took from my lite n easy app, showing my BMI which is 25.6 (overweight).
It's a minecraft screenshot, so not very
My breakfast I had on my birthday
Oh no, u guys will have to see my research :/
An accidental screenshot i made while watching a youtube video,
hm........... i'd rather not share what I like to watch.................................
Nono please do
It's a schedule of exams, some of which are exams I have to go to. Not sure what anyone would do with it. I'm just glad you didn't ask for the 3rd latest picture.
A selfie of me wearing meme sunglasses...
It's a picture of a negative COVID test.
The opposite of screwed!
It's a picture of a young male sheep standing on the driver's seat in a blue car. Not screwed at all
Pretty harmless. I took a picture of what I got for dinner.
Oh no, the picture of my bandaged hand after I sliced the tip of my finger off in a mandolin.
Hope you like furry porn
It's my work schedule, so not at all
A photo of a car that says Shrek on it and a Scottish flag. I think I can survive the backlash.
Not screwed at al, just some plants
You'd get work pictures of a fixed turbo to downpipe stud that my friend's acquaintance screwed up.
Night sky, wanted to send someone but didn't
I took a picture of email showing that I applied for a job.
Well it’s a picture of cannabis tinctures but it’s legal here 🤷♂️
Its my dog. Im fine, everyone likes a brown eye mutt
just a picture of my messy living room with a box on the floor, and you can see my daughters tiny legs sticking up out of the box. very very cute.
its a picture of a plate of copper i was in the process of hammering into an octopus i called oswald
i unfortunatelly broke that one because it got too thin.
It's a nut tier list lmao
OMG everyone s gonna see that I failed my driver's test cuz of one thing namely an a hole on the road
The phone number of my sister
3/4 of the pictures in my camera roll are birds anyway, so you’ll end up with a picture of a thrush or something
My friend's Maltese and Sheltie hopping and yipping excitedly at me through the screen door as I walk up the steps. Not very screwed at all.
A picture of the moon wouldn't be awful to share, is it?
The person who sent the picture to me would not want it to be shared...
It’s the whole bee movie script
There’s probably a 90% chance it’s of one of my cats.
[And it’s one of my cats.](https://imgur.com/a/3sJ6Y6s)
Not at all. I took a picture of a wedding invitation. I did it just incase I misplace it. I will absolutely misplace it because of who I am as a person.
it’s my grandma who passed away i’m not screwed at all
It's a picture a dog I met while taking a walk
Not screwed at all. It's a flyer for a church fundraiser.
I'm not very screwed it's just some of my artwork
My grandma and my dog... how very interesting...