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ZleepZlorp

Swag


LilTijuana

Force feeding boiled hot pockets


JoShabadu

I chose to start my venture by invading the Ukraine and hope things escalate from there.


TurbulentDrummer1561

Ok. I have to ask: why does everyone call it”The Ukraine,” and not just “Ukraine?” That’s the only country I know that has constantly been referred as that.


That_UK_Guy

It's an anachronism. Ukraine literally means "borderland" or "frontier region" so for other anglos using "the" means you're referring to it like "the north" or "the south". Naturally Ukranians don't like this prefix because it implies they're a region of something rather than a country, and since independence in 1991 they (including all government docs etc.) Exclusively refer to Ukraine only.


TurbulentDrummer1561

Thank you!


JoShabadu

Ever heard of the US, or the UK?


TurbulentDrummer1561

Alright. Fair point, but still, is it just because there’s a U in it? Forgive my stupidity.


Kiffamorr

With my dick.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

Dunno but I want boobs to be involved


sidx19

Remove sex from the world


Admiral_Gecko

Theres probably a Manga about that


sidx19

Tell me more about it


Admiral_Gecko

Shimoneta. All lewd acts are banned and its enforced by voice recognition collars


sidx19

Im interested , thanks


AlternativeStop5872

I would let the Sun take its course


Kotzillax

I would gratinate it.


AnInsaneMoose

Depends on what you mean by "the world" If you mean the human world, then silently erase all evidence of humans ever existing If you mean the planet, then BIG BOOM


Mayor-of-Pound-Town

Pushing the left wing agenda


Resident_Mae

It would be funnier if it wasn’t true


Admiral_Gecko

This will in no way create instability. Totally


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*right wing


Mayor-of-Pound-Town

*Left wing


[deleted]

Imagine supporting the party of qanon conspiracy theorists and Donald Trump worshippers. "Pizzagate is real guys. Those pizza restaurants have kids locked up in their basement." "Michelle Obama is a man." "Hillary Clinton is a fucking demon!". You guys are so hilarious. Seriously, you Republicans never fail to make me laugh.


Mayor-of-Pound-Town

Triggered


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You guys always call democrats triggered, yet you guys keep bitching about how the election was stolen and your daddy Trump is out of office.


Mayor-of-Pound-Town

“😭😭” -You


PainterOk5247

Thank god im not from the us


Mayor-of-Pound-Town

I thank Trump you’re not from the US as well


Ok_Abbreviations7367

*centrist


Mayor-of-Pound-Town

*rabbit season


Mochaaniiko

Communism and the world supply of the movie " the lorax '


[deleted]

Rumbling!


GIGABRO98

You know the plot of the song 6969 by Ninja Sex Party? Yeah, that.


Whygoogleissexist

With a laser of course. https://youtu.be/tI3rmBGDMxo


LoopyMind

Turn the core into a black hole


Admiral_Gecko

Put the most terminally online blue haired a typical self proclaimed Socialist transgender people as the president of the US, everyone in the senate and house, and the supreme court of the United States. The result would he so entertaining to watch. The other side of the aisle is much more boring


pa_l_alap

I wouldn’t


Ok_Abbreviations7367

Sadist.