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Mayor-of-Pound-Town

I hide it in my friend


cheetomanthe5th

"You've got a friend in me"


Traveltheworld1971

Woody!


cheetomanthe5th

No its "Bo!"


mfnbtw

“There’s a friend in my friend!”


cheetomanthe5th

"There's a friend in my friend in my friend" 😳


Away-Lingonberry1185

interesting


Gunsho0ter

lol


ThisAnswerIsLit

Fuck my homie


Juanfartez

Sword fight!


GIGABRO98

Depends, if it's one of my girl homies I try and hide it. If it's one the boys, I proudly proclaim that I have an erection.


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

A friend or a “friend”?


Away-Lingonberry1185

eh.. “friend” as in girl best friend or any girl friend


DM_ME_A_SELFIE

I seldom get random boners so in that case it would be due to something she did - be it touched me or posed in a seductive way. If I get that vibe from her I would definitely engage further and see what path it leads us to


GreedWrathLust

Assert my dominance as the current and most horny alpha male. If I'm challenged I let my cock go on a rampage until it destroys the city. Hundreds will be spared, thousands will perish.


CTivoli

Also, sounds to me like you have bigger priorities at 1 am if these are the questions that are coming to mind. Get off here and go play, squirt


Away-Lingonberry1185

LMFAO i was just wondering because i recently hung out with a guy who decided to proclaim loudly that i got him hard.. and that confused me


CTivoli

The best thing to do that won't make it awkward is to remember you guys are friends and these situations aren't like a super big deal, just be for real with eachother like if it's not gonna happen, then tell him that so he doesn't get the wrong idea and while you do... again, laugh and enjoy each other's company. Young adults like to turn situations like these into category 5 F15 hurricanados lmao don't do that, be cool


CTivoli

If I could rephrase slightly, I misread your reply. I thought you said you hung out with your "best friend" After reading your message again I would give you the same advice only this time I would caution you to just be more aware of your surroundings if you're ever alone with him until he earns your trust. I'm sure he's a good dude, and all, but that's just rule number 1 that I told to my daughter. Loudness is not a sign of confidence, it's usually a sign of insecurity. I'll spare you the branching characteristic tree of doom conversation, just keep your eyes up and keep your wits about you. Trust needs to be earned, not freely given


Traveltheworld1971

He likes you. If you like him too, have fun with it. If you don’t like him in a romantic way, tell him. It might be awkward, but if he likes you as a friend he will get over it.


A_Generic_White_Guy

Just continue like nothing's happening ? It ain't hard to hide a boner. Here's the thing right boners happen for a ton of reasons a lot nonsexual. Wrestling causes boners, running, swimming, nothing, coffee, Ryan Reynolds etc. It's not like you have to go rub one out to kill it or you're looking at your friends crotch. Just tuck it in the strap of your pants or put your hands in your pocket to hide it.


Rubber_Fist_of_love

Continue to hang out with friends. Sometimes they just happen.


Away-Lingonberry1185

do you not get uncomfortable? how do you hide it?


CTivoli

You don't hide it, it's normal, just be confident about it. Be glad yours is actually big enough to notice through the pants ;)


Rubber_Fist_of_love

It's a little uncomfortable but like I said before sometimes they just happen. Like noises in machinery. I'm used to it happening every now and then unprovoked. I normally remain inconspicious And my pants aren't normally that tight. Also nowadays we always have phones and wallets in our pocket and it kind of helps it hide.


Ordinarypanic

Gesture the friend


AMeatPopsicleIAm

Flexing your thighs can get rid of it.


pa_l_alap

Depends of how much I would like to f*ck them


LilTijuana

My inside voice is just like stop and it goes soft


GaMe_Erorr100110

Hide it


portleycrue12

Wear boxer briefs you can stick it in around the band at the bottom attached at your leg


Massive_Watercress37

I tell her


BlekyBlek

I'm the type of gal that is perfectly fine with anything that comes out of person's mouth as long as no one touches me. If my friend said that to me while we're just chilling, I'd laugh and say something cursed to go with the flow.


Massive_Watercress37

Why?


BlekyBlek

Because most of my life has been miserable, and I'd rather find excuses to laugh and relax, rather than get upset. I'm tired.


Massive_Watercress37

Maybe we laugh each other can we be friends?


BlekyBlek

I'm good in small doses, and nothing more.


devvy_2021

Run Forest Run!!!!


DesertRatRon

Thee ole hide it the waist band like in HS


Level-Source-1374

embrace it but if you want to lose it I found holding your breath is easy and efficient


DontCommentMuch

Bro job! Bro job! Bro job!


Mission_Anything_429

Impress her with my attack helicopter impression.


Ozty

Whip it out, unless it's a female friend then I'd hide it


ConnorBlack004

Youre the type of dude to do dick helicopters at parties


Ozty

Wouldn't know I've never been invited to one


Realistic_Truck

Hunker down is the easiest way to hide it. I've been busted before though!


Ok_Replacement_2480

I ignore it, that’s just what I usually do


Massive-Ad7628

hide it the best I can and feel super awkward and insecure about it "omg, she's gonna think I'm some kin of deviant"


finalmantisy83

USE IT. But on the real just flex my inner thigh, makes it go down right quick. Sincerely: a guy who uses performance enhancing pills that last for a week and really only needs it for a few days.


AllergicDodo

Id prob just arrange it so its looking up.


Fluffy_Palpitation_7

Depends, if I am standing I’ll pull my sweatshirt over it, I am 6’2 and my sweatshirt is very long. If I am sitting down, it is very simple. I just put one leg over the other and it is perfectly hidden, yes it may feel a little weird but it saves you from a lot of embarrassment. A tip: If you have a boner you don’t want try thinking of the normandy landings scene from Saving Private Ryan as thoroughly as you can


Skydome12

go the public toilets and unload.


GnmMc

Bathroom


SupermarketWhole5280

Let My Friend take care of it