bro teaching would be on another level
Yeah, I'm a teacher and this concept would make me change jobs - partly because I used to make a fuck tonne more money with my clothes off so if I have to take my clothes off then I'd like my old salary back.
And then you realize that the old job doesn't pay the same because everyone has their clothes off all the time now
I have a very special set of skills...
I don't doubt you. But if being naked is part of the job, then I imagine that there would be a pay decrease if everyone's naked by default.
Idk because now the customers are naked...
Then that job would just involve small amounts of clothing because that would be the new titillating.
I have a friend who went to a nudist resort. She said it was strange for about 5 minutes, but after that it was “I’m sitting in a pool lounge chair and a man is walking by and his penis is at eye level while he is making small talk with me (and not trying to hit on me). Just another Tuesday at the nudist resort.
Sounds like OP was a escort. Just because someone is naked doesn’t mean you get to fuck them. So OP would still get a shit ton of money from people that want to fuck OP.
Tell us more…
So really the most difficult job to do would be stripper. Because why?
Maybe strippers would become dressers, slowly pulling on bras and panties, then Levis and L.L. Bean plaid shirts.... oooooooh laaaa lahhhh!
I'd love to see this!!!
It does seem kinda sexy, doesn't it?
This comment obligatorily makes you remember all the hot teachers you ever had
*flashbacks to 8th grade english class*
Until the teacher gets a boner infront of the entire class... uh-oh..
Or students get a boner...
Better that than the teacher getting one
The students will all have boners. That just goes with the territory
Or the student gets a boner... and then the teacher
*10th grade science class*
***flashbacks to chemistry, russian, art, music, swimming and history classes***
*Tries to remember any hot teachers I've had...comes up blank.*
If you got an erection while teaching you could use that to point to the board.
And everyone would fail the exam because the pointer was too short to be accurate.
I could attach a laser pointer to it.
Especially sex ed
It would be both embarrassing, akward and strange with a mixture of paranoid parents worrying just which one of the teachers are a pedo
And a teacher thinking dont get a boner they will think you're a pedo, and their body going what make a boner?! You got it!
Excuse me madam professor, there is a tissue stuck in your twat.
Anything construction related.
Oh god. A few days ago we were breaking up concrete with a 90 lb demo hammer and little tiny chips of concrete flying everywhere.
Yesterday we were pouring concrete with little concrete splatters going everywhere.
Yeah construction would be rough!
Yep, working in Hvac myself and let me tell you it would be fucking rough.
Working hvac, it's only a matter of time until one of those sharp edges just shears it right off. 👀
I don't know how your hands are not just shredded. I guess I'm mostly thinking of fabricating ductwork. There's a lot more to HVAC than that LOL
True, though I'm still in my apprenticeship. So still plenty of time to shred my hands.
Learn that AC bro! Valuable skill there!
Get assigned a company van with all of that AC equipment on it and you can rake in the bucks doing side work 😏
Enjoy welding with some goggles only
I will though, at least in my place of work, we almost never weld or solder.
wait till the welders read this one
Figuring out where to carry your keys/phone.
Up your ass, where else?
But I put my wallet there.
Eh, it’ll fit if you put enough lube
The need of the hour
Butt plug key chains would be all the rage.
kids sitting on santas lap
not only what youre thinking of, but also, santa would just be some random naked old dude if he had no costume
It's a fake beard considered clothing? Or an accessory like a watch?
I'd say most costume pieces are just accessories, but a fake beard is too... "fabric"-y or wooly in texture to not be clothing too. Not to mention it could insulate heat in the lower face like literal scarfs do if pulled up high
soldiers would have a different experience
Standing at attention would have a whole new meaning
Sergeant: "I just want to stand here and look at my privates."
They would not be called privates anymore tho
A fight with your girl
imagine them not being able to wear camo while in action
Gives new meaning to the term ‘full frontal assault’.
At least if a female soldier were on the front the males would have good moral.
So would the enemy...
That's how the picts fought and defeated the Romans.
Naked combat would really just end any argument
Not if you’re a Russian soldier in Ukraine right now.
Your turn in the barrel!!
“At ease soldier”
Can I just say everything?
Yeah, a lot of people are focusing on the social aspects of clothing but ignoring the fact that we developed it out of physical necessity. A lot of humans live in climates where clothing of some kind is necessary for survival. If clothing couldn’t exist I basically wouldn’t be able to go outside half the year without risking death from exposure.
For the first couple weeks but after a while most wont care in places like fast food or offices.
The deep fryer human will certainly care, every shift. 😬
By the end of the third shift he will adapt.
Not really everything. There are jobs we're you're required to be nude, especially nude painting.
Imagine if in this universe that would be dressed painting
Oh god. That would be interesting.
Especially zoom meetings
Probably the worst answer. Tilt the camera up. Turn it off. Switch it around....
It would be the easiest, only makeup will be missing. We see only faces in Zoom.
The added _naked shoulders_ and maybe even *chest hair* tho
This is the only reasonable answer.
Well, you could, but I don't see how something like showering is going to be impacted much, except being a little simpler, since you're already naked.
The Anvil sign drops... we work hard, and we play hard...
The Simpson's has rotted my brain.
Everybody dance now! Dun. Dun. Dun-dun, Dun Dun!
I am a steelworker. Absolutely true. You can *NOT* do this job without clothes.
Everything else is sexual and here's this guy. Love it.
I would have even more of an aversion to working fast food with those fryers if I was permanently naked. Or working the grill. Ok the kitchen is not a safe (or sanitary) place to be naked.
I came here to say this. First thing to pop into my head.
Imagine guys deadlifting?
Now imagine box jumps
Yeah I think that's the only correct answer here.
I’ve seen that in porn so many times… but I’m gay af so that makes sense
Weird thought. Glad you said it lol
Honestly, clothed can actually be more erotic and sexually arousing than naked, depending on the type of clothes worn.
Clothes that show alot but not everything are wayyyy more alluring than just plain naked
Those cute grey shorts that flare out a bit at the butt is the sexiest thing.
*glances nervously at thigh high socks*
Getting your haircut. There is definitely some wang brushing against your shoulder.
Uh, what kind of hair salon do you go to where the barber's dick is at shoulder height lol?
Where the barber is well endowed and erect
Exactly, a hair salon. This guy's clearly never been to one.
I will forever be thankful to you for making me imagine this
I can’t believe you just made me imagine this with my own brain
My hairdresser is my uncle…. and he’s gay…………
At that point I would just ask if I could have a little lick
Operating a jackhammer.
It is now no longer "plumber's crack" and has been replaced with "plumber's whole ass".
Could you really buy a car or a house from someone stark naked?
The cosplay and halloween costume industry would crumble.
Going in to the chiropractor would be super awkward since they will be bending and lurching very close to you while working on you.
Suddenly, everyone in Walmart is dressed the same.
Salesmen would just be the hungest dudes, subtly asserting dominance.
Would it be Awkward if its just the norm for every one? But also it would be pretty rough for teenage boys. You know what I mean.
If it suddenly happened? Probably very uncomfortable and awkward for everyone.
If no one has ever worn any clothing? Very normal
I think we would get used to it still though.
Humans can get used to anything. This post kinda ignores that communities like this already exist. It literally is just normal. They don’t see a naked body as sexual or anything. It’s their actions that make it sexual. Even random erections are kinda just taken in stride(but this really depends). I’d imagine in a completely nude society they probably would just not care or just take it as a compliment or something.
Teenage girls too. Suddenly the chair is bloody.
Yeah thats fair
Default stance of teenage boys is horny.
Yeh as a teen boy who’s grown up with a micropenis, it would be terrible, it’s already bad enough but being exposed to everyone…
Penis stereotypes would probably be disproved
And people claiming they had big cocks would be exposed
I SAID I WAS A GROWER!!!!
I AM NOT GAY IT JUST POPPED UP!!!
Location: guys locker room
Imagine middle school and high school. That would be awful
College wouldn't change much
for you perhaps.
Yeah probably...... especially P.E.
Calculating the odds that if its going to be just a fart or something more
Farting in the street. Our clothes also act as sound deading to a degree. Ever farted naked ? It's like a megaphone
You simply need to refine your release techniques, friend!
Just the sound of distant squeaks because everyone’s gonna try to hold them in
If you spread your cheeks just right sometimes it’s silent
Going to the gym
Spotting in the gym?
Making French fries
bachata dancing. you might as well slip a dick in while dancing at that point
Pretty much every single profession, ESPECIALLY teaching and law enforcement.
Getting checked down entering an airport or club or anything really.
If you’re naked you don’t need to be frisked 😂😂😂, ‘are you concealing something’ isn’t going to be a question any more
Squat n’ cough is the new please remove shoes and belt.
But then again... What they DID conceal would be highly questionable 😂
Well no one would leave the house all winter in the Midwest US for sure
Can't meet your family for sure either
During rush hour....
Sitting on a bike seat…
Here’s the thing if everybody is naked being Naked is no longer awkward or embarrassing. So some jobs are gonna be a little more difficult pretty sure a naked welder or fire fighter It’s going to be rough
Most people from groups of humans that do not wear clothes at least use something to cover their genitals for hygiene reasons.
I imagine that more prudish cultures would have a hard time normalizing the fact that people have fat, scars, boobs sag, people have hairy backs and bellies etc.
And then you have the question of cold. Lots of corpsicles if you suddenly can't be protected from winter.
The most embarrassing thing would be unwanted boners. The ones that you don't even realize that you are sporting.
And just imagine your teacher starts having her period because she's naked and her cycle is irregular. Fun for all the kids!
If that was the norm, there should not be any. Look at indigenous tribes that are like this and its not weird to them at all. Its more about what the norms are. What is weird in one culture is normal in another, its just about perspective.
go be a welder. tribal living doesn't include a lot of our modern jobs.
Teaching in front of 10 year olds is the worst
Visitating Santa at the mall
Anything that involved frying food, especially greasy splattering food!
Well let's see, I currently make a living on a motorcycle delivering mail/parcels for 1000+ houses a day and servicing my fleet of motorbikes so there's that. I've also been a baker, a gardener/handyman, childcare/educator, a records clerk attending construction sites with builders/plumbers. Varied retail jobs and a mural artist painting on large buildings and motorway structures.
Pretty much all of them!
I imagine none of them. Everyone would be naked; it'd become normal real quick.
I think we’d get over the sexiness of it pretty quick, and all that would be left was the hygiene and safety concerns.
So many answers are based on sexualised nudity. Once people get over the initial thrill of seeing a naked body, the sexual connotations will dissipate fairly quickly. (This was my experience of regularly going to a nudist beach as a teenager. Massively exciting for the first few visits, but then it was just about a great beach and the freedom of being naked).
BUT there are certain jobs that will be hazardous. I'm thinking about carpenters and farriers shoeing horses. Just ouch!
My dad is a vicar. Imagine having to marry people whilst naked.
Welder, slag is no joke
Some people couldn’t work anymore, for example in hospitals. No such thing as a “sterile environment” if no one is wearing anything. Even hair isn’t considered sterile, which is why they wear bouffant caps.
Me who works in construction
Surprised no one said this before
White guys would start winning more hurdle races
That would be awesome, I wanna be a public speaker
“If you get nervous, just imagine everyone in tuxedo’s”
Never understood the saying. It'd just make me more nervous. Also, I don't have time to imagine.
Oddly specific... Have a nice day
Being a public speaker or performer, being a cuddle therapist, ice skating
A trip to Walmart
I would be pretty worried about using a lathe tbh.
Cooking, flying frygrease is no joke for my hands alone
Everything ‘merit’ based would be even more of an overt beauty and dick measuring competition than it is now.
Oddly I wonder how it would effect people’s level of promiscuity since it would demystify a lot and it would be hard to hide some STDs, fertility issues and hygiene issues. Maybe we’d all go on personality rather than flirting?
Just imagine two naked lovers, slowly and lovingly dressing up each other while kissing and caressing.
Not daily but I would think any mall Santas should get a HUGE raise...
Being a teenage male...
Having a successful onlyfans account when ur constantly parading the goods.
Nah. If everybody’s nekked then nobody is
Tightly packed subway would be a hoot
Teachers bending over to talk to the person next to/in front of you would become absolutely unbearable
I mean, for the first generation, everything.
But fir those who will grow up in this kind of context, none. They spend all their life like this, it became the normal for them. Wearing clothes would be the awkward thing.
Watching a culinary chef and his team cooking your meal knowing that their junk was millimeters away from the meal they prepped and cooked.
Everything for at least a month. After that, most people will have gotten used to seeing naked people. Likely the hardest thing would be dudes....because naked women make us...well...hard. It would be worse for teenage boys, honestly.
Probably school? I feel like we would just be having school online forever with our cameras turned off. Can’t really think of any other way to NOT EXPOSE YOURSELF TO MINORS.
public speaking would be the worst