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Zestyclose_Dirt935

bro teaching would be on another level


WarblingWalrusing

Yeah, I'm a teacher and this concept would make me change jobs - partly because I used to make a fuck tonne more money with my clothes off so if I have to take my clothes off then I'd like my old salary back.


24Abhinav10

And then you realize that the old job doesn't pay the same because everyone has their clothes off all the time now


WarblingWalrusing

I have a very special set of skills...


24Abhinav10

I don't doubt you. But if being naked is part of the job, then I imagine that there would be a pay decrease if everyone's naked by default.


bustrpoindextr

Idk because now the customers are naked...


Carl__Gordon_Jenkins

Then that job would just involve small amounts of clothing because that would be the new titillating.


SafetyMan35

I have a friend who went to a nudist resort. She said it was strange for about 5 minutes, but after that it was “I’m sitting in a pool lounge chair and a man is walking by and his penis is at eye level while he is making small talk with me (and not trying to hit on me). Just another Tuesday at the nudist resort.


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Sounds like OP was a escort. Just because someone is naked doesn’t mean you get to fuck them. So OP would still get a shit ton of money from people that want to fuck OP.


AidenArcadia

Tell us more…


AggressivePraline541

So really the most difficult job to do would be stripper. Because why?


SyntheticOne

Maybe strippers would become dressers, slowly pulling on bras and panties, then Levis and L.L. Bean plaid shirts.... oooooooh laaaa lahhhh!


Roach6202

I'd love to see this!!!


SyntheticOne

It does seem kinda sexy, doesn't it?


SpazzKill

This comment obligatorily makes you remember all the hot teachers you ever had


Zestyclose_Dirt935

*flashbacks to 8th grade english class*


lordseymore

Until the teacher gets a boner infront of the entire class... uh-oh..


SpazzKill

Or students get a boner...


FaraKay

Better that than the teacher getting one


444unsure

The students will all have boners. That just goes with the territory


mmmmmblueberry

Or the student gets a boner... and then the teacher


Puzzleheaded_Fix_389

*10th grade science class*


SpazzKill

***flashbacks to chemistry, russian, art, music, swimming and history classes***


Eldhannas

*Tries to remember any hot teachers I've had...comes up blank.*


rainbow_bro_bot

If you got an erection while teaching you could use that to point to the board.


Umbraldisappointment

Bruh


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And everyone would fail the exam because the pointer was too short to be accurate.


rainbow_bro_bot

I could attach a laser pointer to it.


eddmario

Especially sex ed


SpazzKill

***brain lags***


Umbraldisappointment

It would be both embarrassing, akward and strange with a mixture of paranoid parents worrying just which one of the teachers are a pedo


ddrober2003

And a teacher thinking dont get a boner they will think you're a pedo, and their body going what make a boner?! You got it!


[deleted]

Excuse me madam professor, there is a tissue stuck in your twat.


terrario101

Anything construction related.


444unsure

Oh god. A few days ago we were breaking up concrete with a 90 lb demo hammer and little tiny chips of concrete flying everywhere. Yesterday we were pouring concrete with little concrete splatters going everywhere. Yeah construction would be rough!


terrario101

Yep, working in Hvac myself and let me tell you it would be fucking rough.


444unsure

Working hvac, it's only a matter of time until one of those sharp edges just shears it right off. 👀 I don't know how your hands are not just shredded. I guess I'm mostly thinking of fabricating ductwork. There's a lot more to HVAC than that LOL


terrario101

True, though I'm still in my apprenticeship. So still plenty of time to shred my hands.


444unsure

Learn that AC bro! Valuable skill there! Get assigned a company van with all of that AC equipment on it and you can rake in the bucks doing side work 😏


SantiagoGT

Enjoy welding with some goggles only


terrario101

I will though, at least in my place of work, we almost never weld or solder.


Cliche-_-loverboy

wait till the welders read this one


Eve-3

Figuring out where to carry your keys/phone.


Lintyboi77

Up your ass, where else?


Eve-3

But I put my wallet there.


Lintyboi77

Eh, it’ll fit if you put enough lube


pineapplemimosas

Prison pocket


[deleted]

The need of the hour


NewStretch4245

Butt plug key chains would be all the rage.


elsh232

kids sitting on santas lap not only what youre thinking of, but also, santa would just be some random naked old dude if he had no costume


I_Have_Unobtainium

It's a fake beard considered clothing? Or an accessory like a watch?


Edvid_en

I'd say most costume pieces are just accessories, but a fake beard is too... "fabric"-y or wooly in texture to not be clothing too. Not to mention it could insulate heat in the lower face like literal scarfs do if pulled up high


Rammstein_is_great

soldiers would have a different experience


Stop_the_BS_

Standing at attention would have a whole new meaning


78512378951237895321

Sergeant: "I just want to stand here and look at my privates."


[deleted]

They would not be called privates anymore tho


Capable_Power5632

A fight with your girl


Supagokiburi

imagine them not being able to wear camo while in action


Eroe777

Gives new meaning to the term ‘full frontal assault’.


criticalistics_car

At least if a female soldier were on the front the males would have good moral.


SussyAmogusBalls

So would the enemy...


Akul_Tesla

That's how the picts fought and defeated the Romans.


Jesustron

Naked combat would really just end any argument


[deleted]

Not if you’re a Russian soldier in Ukraine right now.


Still_Moist

The navy?


Cracktower

Your turn in the barrel!!


KingChief632

“At ease soldier”


frank_castle_13

Can I just say everything?


HutSutRawlson

Yeah, a lot of people are focusing on the social aspects of clothing but ignoring the fact that we developed it out of physical necessity. A lot of humans live in climates where clothing of some kind is necessary for survival. If clothing couldn’t exist I basically wouldn’t be able to go outside half the year without risking death from exposure.


Umbraldisappointment

For the first couple weeks but after a while most wont care in places like fast food or offices.


God_Sayith

The deep fryer human will certainly care, every shift. 😬


Umbraldisappointment

By the end of the third shift he will adapt.


MrClarinetNerd

Not really everything. There are jobs we're you're required to be nude, especially nude painting.


frank_castle_13

Imagine if in this universe that would be dressed painting


MrClarinetNerd

Oh god. That would be interesting.


SendMeF1Memes

Especially zoom meetings


MyNameCouldntBeAsLon

Probably the worst answer. Tilt the camera up. Turn it off. Switch it around....


Ogemiburayagelecek

It would be the easiest, only makeup will be missing. We see only faces in Zoom.


SendMeF1Memes

The added _naked shoulders_ and maybe even *chest hair* tho


Killarogue

This is the only reasonable answer.


hearnia_2k

Well, you could, but I don't see how something like showering is going to be impacted much, except being a little simpler, since you're already naked.


MyTinyHappyPlace

Steel worker


Hot_Pomegranate7168

The Anvil sign drops... we work hard, and we play hard... The Simpson's has rotted my brain.


Fine_Cheek_4106

Everybody dance now! Dun. Dun. Dun-dun, Dun Dun!


uswforever

I am a steelworker. Absolutely true. You can *NOT* do this job without clothes.


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Cooking bacon…


The_mystery4321

Everything else is sexual and here's this guy. Love it.


LazySilver

I would have even more of an aversion to working fast food with those fryers if I was permanently naked. Or working the grill. Ok the kitchen is not a safe (or sanitary) place to be naked.


ford98svt

I came here to say this. First thing to pop into my head.


karmacruncher

Imagine guys deadlifting?


Kimono_Wolf

No.


karmacruncher

Now imagine box jumps


Kimono_Wolf

No x5


NotSoVintage

Ahahahaha


Kimono_Wolf

Yeah I think that's the only correct answer here.


ForeverKeet

I’ve seen that in porn so many times… but I’m gay af so that makes sense


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MEnGMAtakeMedz

Weird thought. Glad you said it lol


Vinny_Lam

Honestly, clothed can actually be more erotic and sexually arousing than naked, depending on the type of clothes worn.


ThatAltAccount99

Clothes that show alot but not everything are wayyyy more alluring than just plain naked


Link7369_reddit

Those cute grey shorts that flare out a bit at the butt is the sexiest thing.


IdkWhtsRealNyMre

*glances nervously at thigh high socks*


Reddit__Degenerate

Getting your haircut. There is definitely some wang brushing against your shoulder.


shaggybear89

Uh, what kind of hair salon do you go to where the barber's dick is at shoulder height lol?


jesusSaidThat

Where the barber is well endowed and erect


legal_lawyer_of_law

Exactly, a hair salon. This guy's clearly never been to one.


SpazzKill

I will forever be thankful to you for making me imagine this


Nazgul417

I can’t believe you just made me imagine this with my own brain


JoyJones15

My hairdresser is my uncle…. and he’s gay…………


poopoo_fingers

At that point I would just ask if I could have a little lick


sunghooter

Operating a jackhammer. It is now no longer "plumber's crack" and has been replaced with "plumber's whole ass". Could you really buy a car or a house from someone stark naked? The cosplay and halloween costume industry would crumble. Going in to the chiropractor would be super awkward since they will be bending and lurching very close to you while working on you. Suddenly, everyone in Walmart is dressed the same.


cewumu

Salesmen would just be the hungest dudes, subtly asserting dominance.


Artsygem87

Would it be Awkward if its just the norm for every one? But also it would be pretty rough for teenage boys. You know what I mean.


Na-thanos

If it suddenly happened? Probably very uncomfortable and awkward for everyone. If no one has ever worn any clothing? Very normal


Seaweed_Steve

I think we would get used to it still though.


FirstBankofAngmar

Humans can get used to anything. This post kinda ignores that communities like this already exist. It literally is just normal. They don’t see a naked body as sexual or anything. It’s their actions that make it sexual. Even random erections are kinda just taken in stride(but this really depends). I’d imagine in a completely nude society they probably would just not care or just take it as a compliment or something.


TurnItOff_OnAgain

Teenage girls too. Suddenly the chair is bloody.


Artsygem87

Yeah thats fair


[deleted]

Default stance of teenage boys is horny.


[deleted]

Yeh as a teen boy who’s grown up with a micropenis, it would be terrible, it’s already bad enough but being exposed to everyone…


Beepboopbop69420360

Penis stereotypes would probably be disproved And people claiming they had big cocks would be exposed


[deleted]

I SAID I WAS A GROWER!!!!


Crazy_Practical96

I AM NOT GAY IT JUST POPPED UP!!! Location: guys locker room


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Xx_calpal_xx

Imagine middle school and high school. That would be awful


ClumsyArty

College wouldn't change much


legal_lawyer_of_law

for you perhaps.


TheEggMcMuffinRat

Yeah probably...... especially P.E.


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Football.


gemtekkluminum

Calculating the odds that if its going to be just a fart or something more


gerspunto

Farting in the street. Our clothes also act as sound deading to a degree. Ever farted naked ? It's like a megaphone


AlpacaCavalry

You simply need to refine your release techniques, friend!


WeeabooGandhi

Just the sound of distant squeaks because everyone’s gonna try to hold them in


_UnOrdinary

Yep, exactly


poopoo_fingers

If you spread your cheeks just right sometimes it’s silent


throwaway15642578

Going to the gym


abilengarbra

Spotting in the gym?


Extension_Drummer_85

Making French fries


exsea

bachata dancing. you might as well slip a dick in while dancing at that point


KSLProds

Pretty much every single profession, ESPECIALLY teaching and law enforcement.


CYKA-BLYAT69

Getting checked down entering an airport or club or anything really.


JamiieJR

If you’re naked you don’t need to be frisked 😂😂😂, ‘are you concealing something’ isn’t going to be a question any more


cewumu

Squat n’ cough is the new please remove shoes and belt.


CYKA-BLYAT69

Thats brilliant


Danger_Mouse_101

But then again... What they DID conceal would be highly questionable 😂


Xen0phage101380

Well no one would leave the house all winter in the Midwest US for sure


[deleted]

Can't meet your family for sure either


SpazzKill

Public transport


Sohiacci

During rush hour....


crumpetfarmer_karl

Sitting on a bike seat…


hughgrang

Here’s the thing if everybody is naked being Naked is no longer awkward or embarrassing. So some jobs are gonna be a little more difficult pretty sure a naked welder or fire fighter It’s going to be rough


LnktheLurker

Most people from groups of humans that do not wear clothes at least use something to cover their genitals for hygiene reasons. I imagine that more prudish cultures would have a hard time normalizing the fact that people have fat, scars, boobs sag, people have hairy backs and bellies etc. And then you have the question of cold. Lots of corpsicles if you suddenly can't be protected from winter. The most embarrassing thing would be unwanted boners. The ones that you don't even realize that you are sporting. And just imagine your teacher starts having her period because she's naked and her cycle is irregular. Fun for all the kids!


ShortBus4

If that was the norm, there should not be any. Look at indigenous tribes that are like this and its not weird to them at all. Its more about what the norms are. What is weird in one culture is normal in another, its just about perspective.


BigBnana

go be a welder. tribal living doesn't include a lot of our modern jobs.


Ok-School6398

Teaching in front of 10 year olds is the worst


SurfandMurph

Modelling clothes


eddmario

Visitating Santa at the mall


Creamsickill

Anything that involved frying food, especially greasy splattering food!


Danger_Mouse_101

Well let's see, I currently make a living on a motorcycle delivering mail/parcels for 1000+ houses a day and servicing my fleet of motorbikes so there's that. I've also been a baker, a gardener/handyman, childcare/educator, a records clerk attending construction sites with builders/plumbers. Varied retail jobs and a mural artist painting on large buildings and motorway structures. Pretty much all of them!


pm1966

I imagine none of them. Everyone would be naked; it'd become normal real quick.


RobertBDwyer

I think we’d get over the sexiness of it pretty quick, and all that would be left was the hygiene and safety concerns.


Duck_Kak

So many answers are based on sexualised nudity. Once people get over the initial thrill of seeing a naked body, the sexual connotations will dissipate fairly quickly. (This was my experience of regularly going to a nudist beach as a teenager. Massively exciting for the first few visits, but then it was just about a great beach and the freedom of being naked). BUT there are certain jobs that will be hazardous. I'm thinking about carpenters and farriers shoeing horses. Just ouch!


TumblrIsTheBest

My dad is a vicar. Imagine having to marry people whilst naked.


Deim05_gs

Welder, slag is no joke


a-village-idiot

Shoveling snow


TheNullOfTheVoid

Some people couldn’t work anymore, for example in hospitals. No such thing as a “sterile environment” if no one is wearing anything. Even hair isn’t considered sterile, which is why they wear bouffant caps.


Wappa_Man420

Me who works in construction


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Dentistry


[deleted]

Surprised no one said this before


TheIndulgery

White guys would start winning more hurdle races


blighty800

That would be awesome, I wanna be a public speaker


Pipboy4111

“If you get nervous, just imagine everyone in tuxedo’s”


[deleted]

Never understood the saying. It'd just make me more nervous. Also, I don't have time to imagine.


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KonianDK

Oddly specific... Have a nice day


willllljd

r/alabama


[deleted]

Roadwork


Ischmokethebooffet

Everything


Ischmokethebooffet

Being a public speaker or performer, being a cuddle therapist, ice skating


Ischmokethebooffet

A trip to Walmart


KairiZero

I would be pretty worried about using a lathe tbh.


Hades_Moon

Surgery.


PersonalEngineer0

Kindergarten teacher


Bigspider95

Cooking, flying frygrease is no joke for my hands alone


cewumu

Everything ‘merit’ based would be even more of an overt beauty and dick measuring competition than it is now. Oddly I wonder how it would effect people’s level of promiscuity since it would demystify a lot and it would be hard to hide some STDs, fertility issues and hygiene issues. Maybe we’d all go on personality rather than flirting?


RNGGlaceon

Porn industry. Just imagine two naked lovers, slowly and lovingly dressing up each other while kissing and caressing.


goistreddit

Not daily but I would think any mall Santas should get a HUGE raise...


goistreddit

Being a teenage male...


Aleasauruz

Having a successful onlyfans account when ur constantly parading the goods.


TheVirusWins

Nah. If everybody’s nekked then nobody is


aangsty_airbender

Tightly packed subway would be a hoot


Geckogirl_11

Teachers bending over to talk to the person next to/in front of you would become absolutely unbearable


ALuckyMushroom

I mean, for the first generation, everything. But fir those who will grow up in this kind of context, none. They spend all their life like this, it became the normal for them. Wearing clothes would be the awkward thing.


Weary_Violinist_3610

Watching a culinary chef and his team cooking your meal knowing that their junk was millimeters away from the meal they prepped and cooked.


Inner-Nothing7779

Everything for at least a month. After that, most people will have gotten used to seeing naked people. Likely the hardest thing would be dudes....because naked women make us...well...hard. It would be worse for teenage boys, honestly.


Big_Wiener_

Probably school? I feel like we would just be having school online forever with our cameras turned off. Can’t really think of any other way to NOT EXPOSE YOURSELF TO MINORS.


opponentexpired

public speaking would be the worst