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bdubb_dlux

Tastes great! Less filling!


ImSlowlyFalling

Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh


Vivalo

That’s the ticket


verynaisu_

🎶that’s the ticket, gimme the ticket🎶


lewisswith2ss

Are you the koolaid guy ?


codon011

Could be KoolAide or Randy “Macho Man” Savage.


SalvadorM1

"Eat like you mean it"


CCThreadsAreRacist

“When you’re here, you’re family.”


2020GOP

#RollTide


Anduinnn

We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.


TJMULLIGANoCOM

You're in good hands


love2Vax

Like a good neighbor.


xenoprotocol

State Farm is there


JasonVoorhies13

Hi, I'm Jake


TylerinTexas

What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?


Direct-Year4006

Uh khakis


dcm3604

From statefarm


d1Ntee

Uhh, khakis?


Sam-Gunn

Lose 'em and get over here.


ComptechNSX

We are farmers.. bahm bah dum dum dum dum dum


proximalfunk

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't


HaYNry3N_1138

Almond Joy’s got nuts, Mounds don’t (they better not. Although I’ve been fooled before)


gooberdoober9876

I found out I was depressed when I went to eat an Almond Joy but it turned out to be just an almond.


Im_still_T

The more you play with it, the harder it gets. SEGA!


Friendly_Bandicoot25

Bonus: sega means handjob in Italian


Ninboy15

It also means "now" in Bulgarian, so it'd be pretty fitting at the end, right as you're finishing


fatpicklles

Imagine instead of when they say "SEGA" they just say "HANDJOB" That'd be fuckin hilarious tbh


DaddyOhMy

Damn man, that's perfect. Now I have a perfectly legit reason to scream "SEGA!" During sex.


WeirdestWolf

This better be like that one early sonic game where they literally just scream it. Lemme find a link for the uninitiated. Link: https://youtu.be/rh5eis0sMHI Edit: it was Sonic 3D Blast


GMenNJ

They even touch on the origin of that scream in the book Console Wars


grearti

Sega in italian means "jerking off" so ig that's pretty spot on


fullmega

Welcome to the next level!


rudebii

IIRC, part of Sega’s branding was being the edgier alternative to Nintendo.


erwin76

Yeah, I seem to recall this was very much an intended innuendo.


djrobzilla

Ok you win reddit for today


extrinsicly_valued

The snack that smiles back ;)


metalflygon08

"The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their head off" Was part of their jingle for a while.


Ogrefeast

Finger licking good


gdj11

You win


yozoragadaisuki

That's what he said.


[deleted]

That gum commercial from years back. Juicy fruit! *Stick it in, pull it out, the taste is gonna get you when you put it in your mouth*. I think that’s how it went.


MortLightstone

I remember that. Pretty sure it was intentional, lol


Turtle887853

There's no damn way that *wasnt* intentional tbh


aurochs

It was played back to back with Doublemint Gum showing the hot twin fantasies


insidiousapricot

Double your pleasure, double your fun!


Lordrandall

“Dirty mouth?” from Orbit gum works!


ShoddyCelebration810

You lint licker!


TonieTigresa

Pickle you kumquat!


HaykoKoryun

What the French, toast‽


ScoundrelPrince

Dont call ME a lint licker you Cootie QUEEN! Edit: it is the other way around, I will not be correcting it because I choose to let my mistakes be visible.


emax4

I thought it was "take a sniff, pull it ou-out. The taste is gonna move you when you pop it in you mou-outh. Juicy fruit, is gonna move ya. it's a taste, that gets right through ya. Juice Fruit.. the taste is taste is taste is gonna mo-ove yaaaa. "


myearwood

Good advice. If it smells bad, don't put in in your mouth.


Redpoint77

It’s “Take a sniff, pull it out” https://youtu.be/ivFNO7qorvI


Lydiaquinnn

Mio: "squirt a little, squirt a lot"


ButtholeQuiver

“Is it in you?” (Gatorade)


InfiniteBrainMelt

r/usernamechecksout


Yousername_relevance

Can confirm. Now the meta might hit your username too.


sernameistaken420

oh god yours too


joyfulnoises

You can’t fool me, I looked up answers too https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/alexalvarez/is-it-in-you


ButtholeQuiver

I hadn’t seen that but it bums me out cause it means I think like a Buzzfeed writer


CerialKarpins

Ur a reddit user, buzzfeed doesnt actually write anything, they just rip it from reddit and wack their name on it.


GreatXs

"Obey your thirst."


The_Spooder_Matt

Honestly this would really work for me lmao


wasthatajojosref

I like this honesty


SteinDickens

We should all be more honest, tbh. This guy sets a good example.


LittleMlem

Jesus, how is that not the tinder slogan


GotsToGoNow

Have it your way


cellphone_blanket

a lot of fast food would work pretty well. "I'm loving it" or "we have the meats"


fire2374

“I’m lovin’ it” was the first that came to mind for me.


H4MBONE68

Where's the beef?!? (Between Wendy's buns!)


titularsidecharacter

Finger Lick’en good


StuChenko

The home of the whopper


bruhskyy

“Started lookin at my dick like it’s a chicken wing. Wanted me to whop her like Burger King” -my drunk friend, circa 2013. said this in his legitimate studio session lol. will never forget it


AbortedEarth

Amazing 🤣🤣 lyrical wordsmith


patmustardshairybaby

Flick it! Twist it! Pull it! Spin it! Bop it!


Pookieeatworld

"Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"


DrDeuceJuice

Trust the Midas touch.


goofbot

Where's the beef?


Bad_Funny

WE HAVE THE MEATS


mentat70

Came her to say this, posted, then scrolled down and saw yours. You’re brilliant!


VictorBlimpmuscle

Good to the last drop.


nrith

Ghislaine Maxwell House


Mackem101

And just like the coffee, they are unethically imported from a third world country.


AnchoviePopcorn

Like the coffee plant they are the most productive between 7-20 years old.


Back2Bach

"Nothing is better for thee than me" - The Quaker Oats man


Bored_lurker87

Now I'm going to have nightmares of that weirdo between my legs smiling as he shreks me while repeating this over and over.


Zen0malice

While wearing a hat with a belt buckle


Bored_lurker87

Hats with belt buckles are 100% nightmare fuel anyway, now this...


OpenScore

I'm loving it.


Pour_me_one_more

came here looking for this one.


Captcha233

Same


azam85

Para pa pa pa


elguapito

Yo thats the latin version of "bada ba BA ba"


HatchetXL

Lady gaga did a version too: rah rah rah ah ahh


not_a_redittor_425

Twist, lick, dunk


vomitflood

eat fresh


theghostofme

Jared's preference for freshness turned out to be an issue.


Trasse

He went too far in his pursuit of getting into smaller pants


d1Ntee

Now that's a Subway pedo joke I've never heard before.


Chrisscott25

Now he is still on a footlong diet in prison


987654321-

Oh, Subway!


The_Spooder_Matt

Oh, Britta's in this?


Greendale7HumanBeing

\*Abed indulges high five\*


thebestoflimes

Why not both?


Cartographer_MMXX

Anal?


Hmeme2009

Threesome is the answer to ur question


goofbot

Got milk?


perhapsaBrit

oh yeah, I remember the weird food based ones that made no sense, like ‘pork, the other white meat’ and ‘the incredible edible egg’


GoldwingGranny

Pork the one you love - was an ad slogan for a while.


McRedditerFace

"Pork, the one you love" is significantly different than "Pork the one you love".


BolboB50

I can't believe it's not butter!


Diatrial

"That was easy"


[deleted]

Ah I see you know my ex too


Diatrial

Easy come, easy go!


Alpha_s0dk0

Will you let me go?


canadianknucles

Bismilah, NOOOOO! We will not let you go


depressedclassical

Let him go!


myflippinggoodness

I see a little silhouetto of a man


tclnj

Scaramouche?


ShiggityShane28

Will you do the fandango!


ilikeicecream17

Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening me!


razaco

Just do it


alanedomain

"I don't know exactly what 'it' I was being instructed to 'do,' but I will not be spoken to that way by an article of clothing!"


Jemaine__Clement

Beatrice.. <3


Pour_me_one_more

Came here looking for this one.


SgtSundae

Stimulate your senses


The-Tea-Lord

How it chews to gum five feels


Bunbunnbaby

I feel like I smelt burning toast while reading this


Financial-Ad7662

With slight undertones of singed hair.


Spartan2004123

Gum gum sense your stimulate


mattmurdick

If you are fucking someone named Riley... Lol "oh oh oh O'Riley!"


diastereomer

The weirdest part worker be right after you moan from orgasm and you yell “Auto Parts!”


MisterEMan81

And then you tell "OOOW!"


BrickTamland125

*Smacks ass*


Zen0malice

Soon as I read the previous comment I immediately sang that auto parts!


HugeDegen69

The level of committment would be unreal 😂


goofbot

Magically delicious!


MelyssaJazz

"Eating good in the neighborhood!”


Xennial_Potato

They’re Grrrrreat! ETA… Wow, my first award. Thanks Reddit stranger


therealCatnuts

“They’re real, and they’re grrrrreat!”


bluebirdgm

“When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.”


Carioca1970

"Keeps on going and going and going" (Energizer battery)


SnooCapers9313

He died of sexual exhaustion. His batteries were put in the wrong way and he kept coming and coming and coming


nrith

What can Brown do for you?


mayonnaise_pumpkin

Judging by my Mexican husband, a whole lot 😏 Edit: Thank you for the award!


[deleted]

👁️👄👁️


chrisby247

Ho ho ho, Green Giant


TheRealLadyLucifer

damn dude you should really see a doctor about that


Killawife

Pussy, as good as it looks. (its an actual brand of catfood in Sweden) Proof: shorturl.at/dftRY


Barry-Macock

once you pop you can't stop


ChubbyStoner42

I knew a lady in college called Pringles for this very reason


ezisnam

You’re sure it’s not because she could accommodate the whole can?


Xefirixba

“What’s in your wallet?”


TokesNotHigh

My prison wallet?


paracosmic_delight

Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead.


DrDeuceJuice

But the title OP created is company catchphrases that can be said during sex, not during a bukkake.


Zen0malice

Correct me if I'm wrong but bukkake could be sex


TucsonTacos

Ok Bill Clinton


For_Never_Dreams

ACTIVE ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO WHERE IT HURTS! ACTIVE ON! ACTIVE ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO WHERE IT HURTS! ACTIVE ON! ACTIVE ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO WHERE IT HURTS! ACTIVE ON! ACTIVE ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO WHERE IT HURTS! ACTIVE ON!


kevinmorice

I think you might be doing it wrong.


dryelderlybum

You're in good hands.


ChosenJuan101

“See the rainbow, taste the rainbow”


dustydog2112

Here comes the Boom


zacpf

Helping Doers get more done.


Smackgod5150

we're all family here


spikira

Found the Alabama resident


Smackgod5150

well, ur not wrong


melvillean

When you’re here, you’re family


felixfelicis24

When it fits, you feel it.


tasar_

Yahoooooooooo


ghaldos

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's mastercard.


Worldly_Actuary_8179

I tried paying a hooker with my Mastercard, was then jumped by her Pimp and 8 of his ho's.


nilxmouth

The quicker picker upper


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[удалено]


BorwnBandit

"Great for the whole family"


Legal-Youth1207

The best a man can get


justanofxhobo

Call J-G Wentworth, 877-Cash Now!


MyBodyStoppedMoving

It’s my money and I need it NOW!


StriderSkywalker

Wayfair's "You got just what I need!"


Harvard-23

Come on in , we will leave the light on. Motel 6


Wear-Legitimate

Plug it in, plug it in! Glade plug ins!


kamuelak

Plop plop, fizz fizz. Oh what a relief it is!


dfsmitty0711

We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.


birrmush

Maybe she's born with it...


brettaburger

One time I was in the shower with my gf at the time and at some point I blurted out "thats the power of the home depot!" My roommate heard and was absolutely appaled because he thought I said that right after we fucked, but we didnt have sex. I was just being a goof because that is where me and this girl met, was our jobs at home depot. It would have been a pretty great thing to say after sex though!


livinmylyef

That’s fucking hilarious. The scenarios that roommate must have been imagining are endless.


Raptorman84

Slap into a slim Jim. Ohhhh yeah!!!


TyroneTTG

MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE GONNA SNNNNNAP ‘NDOO A SLIM JIM


RLLRRR

Kid tested, mother approved.


WashableClub96

Get in the Zone....AutooooZonnne


riscut4theBiscut

"You can save 15% on your auto insurance by switching to geico." Use this quote only after she deploys her "air bags"


chriswaco

Time to make the donuts.


Late-Ad1353

"Like a good neighbor state farm is there"


Hardvig

The best a man can get - Gilette


HallowLog

"when you're here, you're family."


damn_jexy

Arby's "We got the meat!"


Coconut-bird

Answered with “go meat!l” - Hillshire Farms


bigjonny13

It's "We have the meats"


ConstableBlimeyChips

My company's marketing slogan can be roughly translated as "For the new generation" which I think would be apt.


chrisboron

“Fahrvergnügen!!”