By - BronzeHeart92
Allora esistono gli italiani su reddit
Mi nascondo bene, cerco di mimetizzarmi con l’ambiente.
Siamo fantasmi in mezzo a questi mangiatori di Fish & Chips
È interessante che menzioni fish & chips perché abito a Londra 😂 sono un cliché, lo so…
Italy? Spaghetti mafia xD
Every American and their mother is more patriotic for us in march
Currently: Fondue, Chocolate, watches, banks... guess most guessed it after the first one
Switzerland? Fondue would be the least helpful for me
Me too. Watches, banks, sure. Fondue? I had no idea that is Swiss.
Do you have little knives that fold. And a word that means militairy followed by word for blade
Sure, everything has such a knife, right next to the fondue caquelon
Netherlands I’m guessing? 😅
I thought your country made it harder for foreigners to partake, because you were getting sick of “drug tourism” ?
In any case I’m glad that change didn’t happen prior to my visit in 2004 ☺️
No Dracula yet?
NUMA NUMA IEI
I was gonna say "mici" 😂
Was apart of Soviet Union, has a problem with Russians in the eastern part. Middle one.
By problem in the east you mean Russia's border or russians are up to something in eastern part of Latvia? Would be very not fun to hear about nazis in Latvia discriminating russians
No it's just that there are A LOT of Russians in Latgale(a region of Latvia) and since they are about 25% of the country and they are a bit not represented(unless they have citizenship and can speak Latvian) you see how it's a problem
I'm guessing Latvia
Does that mean I win?!!?
poland with its most delicious flag 🤤
Hon hon oui oui baguette
Croissant avec un bon cafe
Bonjour cousin! Une poutine?
On survit 😃✌️
There's a 50% chance You probably won't remember studying my language
You live in Ancient Rome and speak Latin?!
Are you the pope?
Eres de España
Ding ding ding!!! Correcto!
Estudie espeñol en esquela, pero todavía no puedo usar “vosotros”; no lo usamos aquí. Pero, hay una bebida en España se llama chocolate que quiero probar.
That's just hot chocolate isn't it
Russian warship, go fuck youself!
i'll tell you after lunch, see you in two hours.
>see you in two hours.
You lied to us
oups, forgot "la sieste" that comes after lunch
Fjords, trolls and polar bears
On se aina mukavaa nähdä muitakin suomalaisia näillä perukoilla. :)
Yo translate this for us peasants please
I was just saying that it's nice to meet other finnish users online.
Ay op on suomalainen, ensimmäistä kertaa lol
Jeps, on se aina mukavaa.
No speed limit on certain parts of our Autobahn...
You username is giving me conflicting information
His user name is something he wishes he had, or previously owned
He previously owned a polish guy?
It does say live in, not come from
I’m American so correct me if I get this wrong but Idaho?
"Wyoming's not a country, Sal"
Most of us are triggered by americans because they claim things that are originally ours as your inventions and is infuriating.
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
is it Italy?
Socks with sandals
You got it:)
Hello my Czech mate
We are know because of a shitty US musical, several Classic composers, an actor/Governor, good desserts and an infamous failed artist. Oh, and we get confused with a continent in the pazific.
Austria am I right?
Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie.
We were unwillingly dragged out of the EU.
Lego and bacon
We didn't want to be part of your club anyway...
"The only country dumb enough to impose economic sanctions on itself."
52% didn't, but the 48% did.
Though I still haven’t met one person who admits to being in that 52%
The most southern one of the baltic states
Many people from the US think this country is in Latin America.
The former king said "Why don't you shut up?" To the president of Venezuela in a Summit.
Famous for great pork, wine, cheese and oranges.
The only thing that got me to Spain there was the reference to oranges.\
I’ve never met anyone who thought it was in South America (then again, I’ve never met the people who think Africa is a country; so they’re probably out there).
Related: I've met tons of people in the US who think Mexico is part of South America.
Well its south of Murica
Don't forget olive oil
Spain is famous for cheese? I believe you, it's just me sitting under a rock I guess. The other stuff I can associate with Spain (although except oranges, Spain wouldn't be the first to come to mind) but cheese really not
Jamon y queso with a glass of rioja or sangria?
Personally, I love olive oil infused cheeses on things and torta del casar for dipping. Not too keen on Galician cheese though, as it reminds me of a butt-plug.
Ayeee, fellow meatball!
Vad heter du?
Paprika and the most beautiful women, also please
stop joking if we are hungry or not
CARALHO! I had to scroll way too far down to find this.
People from Austria shouldn't become politicians in my country
We did everything first. Then u all come for vacation here
We are getting bombed to shit right now.
Stay strong, Ukraine.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
We speak either Dutch, French or German and have 6 governments. Also: chocolate, fries, waffles and a little peeing man.
IT SOUNDS LYKE YA FRUM LUNDAAN
No we are not part of England, were our own country, with out own flag, culture, language etc.
Now, are we talkin’ bagpipes or dragons here? 🤔
Dragons but I felt that would make it too obvious haha
(I remember that from school but still had to look up spelling I really am not fluent in the slightest haha.)
One of Baltic countries
Estonia, Latvia or Lithuania
Game of thrones
For lunch I had an omelette du fromage.
Zese crepes are ow you say compleetly unacceptable
\\o/ Ding ding ding !
(although to be fair, in France we actually call it "omelette AU fromage")
We think we are the west but the west thinks we are the east and we are actually literally in the middle
We used to colonize a lot of shit. Now we wonder why everyone hates us
People seem to either absolutely love or fucking hate us in Eurovision.
Maybe I was being too egocentric and vague haha
I'm Swedish :)
Farmers have been recently equipped with a large number of tanks and apc's so that no one will mess up the harvest
I don't think anyone like us.
Jam, shit roads, shit people, shit money, shit jobs, vampires
Brunost, Vikings and soooo much of that sweet, sweet oil
Wir essen Kinder.
Ah aber Hamburger sind doch auch lecker!
Ich stimme zu, aber es muss die richtige Sauce haben
Americans claim to be my nationality.
We dont exist
A country that ppl barely know about, and even if they do, they can’t locate it on a map. Small, landlocked, with gorgeous nature, and has one of Europe’s deepest and oldest lakes.
Baguette wine cheese are pretty damn good
A country of and in ruins -John Oliver
Bonjour, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? baguette baguette
Yoghurt, banitsa and politicians with the cerebral capacity of half an amoeba.
that last part reallly doesn't narrow it down by much haha
Would it help if I said people regularly assume I'm russian when I speak/write in my language?
Everyone thinks making Jokes about Hitler is funny once you name it. Some even think he's still alive.
Copy of Finland