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Particular-Object-22

No addiction is healthy by definition


Rosetint_myWorld77

ITT: showcase of people addicted to arguing on the internet


Just-Call-Me-J

Uh-oh


shiftmyself

No, you’re just addicted to gaslighting people /s


palofdrone

You’re*


N1Stranger20

Addictions are inherently distressing and affect areas of someone's life like social functioning etc.


Spencer2091

So an *actual* water addiction would be if someone drank so much water that they flushed out all their electrolytes?


fish_whisperer

And too much water in a short period of time can be lethal


FarmerExternal

Yes. An addiction is when someone does something so much that it negatively affects other areas of their life and they can’t stop


[deleted]

Yes, it would be a behavioral addiction


barrystea420

Hello, that's me. Since I've cut alcohol out of my diet mostly I've really struggled with how much water I drink, to a very unhealthy point. I find it very hard to not drink water constantly. I didn't drink beer all day, but most nights. Now all day, every day, I need litres per hour and really struggle with keeping it to less than 8-10 itres a day. I'm 6'3 and 80 kilos if that helps. I drink a little more than is healthy and wish I could drink less, but this is me honestly keeping my water intake down as much as possible. Going doctor next paycheck don't worry, I understand it's prob diabetes or something


Spencer2091

Ask your doctor about drinking Propel. It's sugar free unlike Gatorade, but also replenishes your electrolytes. I am ***not*** a doctor, but I believe the main threat with hyper-hydration is just flushing the electrolytes, so this may be a way to help you slowly ween down. Again, not a doctor, so ask one first. This is just an uneducated suggestion.


mackstrife

One of my previous employers had a contract with mount olympus for their water coolers. That water literally just made me more thirsty. If all of the water is from the same place might be worth switching it up. Might be some absorbed mineral content in your water source that triggers a thirsty response for you.


Far_Mastodon_6104

It really does sound like diabetes. I'm kinda angry you have to wait for money before you can see a doctor to be honest. Healthcare should be free :|


barrystea420

No need to be angry, I'm not in America so don't have any worries. It'll be paying for one doctor visit then everything following on from there is free except meds, which can be subsidized too! I'm paid next week so it's all g!


whor3moans

Yeah you would 💯 have a seizure and possibly die. Look into the contest, “Don’t wee for a Wii.” IIRC, girl died by holding in her pee for so long, she diluted the sodium levels in her blood, (I assume as well As other important electrolytes for cardiac function such as potassium, Mag and calcium), went into a coma and died


[deleted]

This is also why you shouldn't only drink water during like physical events like a marathon or triathlon. You need electrolyte drinks to restore the salts you're losing since water doesn't do that. And at a certain point you are just making the imbalance worse


Particular-Object-22

Yes indeed


UrbanPrimative

I know I read the header and was like "Oh! Trick question!"


Particular-Object-22

Now I’m just farming the karma


UrbanPrimative

Yes, have some.


proton0129

Correct - addictions destroy, passions however build


iburstabean

I am passionate about smoking crack


jiveturkey4321

Breathing?


PM_me_your_McRibs

I don’t think that’s what addiction means.


ILL_Show_Myself_Out

Yup, "hyperventilating" would probably be the result of an addiction to breathing. But but but Ok, while I agree- c'mon guys- we know what OP means. Let's respond to the call of the question, not get stuck in pedantry.


FlyingBadgerBrewery

But I'm addicted to pedantry.


daffodilkitty

That’s foundational to Reddit. No one wants to have a meaningful discussion or apply any elasticity to their thinking if there is a chance they can be right or sound smart.


K8nK9s

True this


too-hot-for-you

What about studying?


drumsripdrummer

Addiction of any kind means it's a detriment to important areas of your life. If you avoid having a social life, skip meals, skip sleep, and stress about studying all the time it's bad. Oh wait, that's just college..


superdanLP

You studied in college?


Tetrisoverlord

Search for Burnout Syndrome


slice_slice_baby

You can eventually as an adult get analysis paralysis. You study every result, every possible outcome and you become very decision averse


TeamTigerFreedom

Nerd Alert!


longchop2000

ZOINKS


Sluggish0351

This is very true! Although some addictions are more harmful than others.


Mijoivana

Being on the BPD spectrum, I have a highly addictive personality. When I put this toward passionate interest and some sort of self improvements like exercise. Am completely addicted to my long distance bike riding I cannot go a day without. And that's been one of the best addictions I've had in my life as of late.


[deleted]

Even a dick addiction? An addicktion?


nrtl-bwlitw

Pretty much by definition, an addiction is a habit that's out of your control and disrupting your life in a negative way, including relationships and work. So there's no such thing as a healthy addiction.


PrizeArticle1

Might as well face it; you're addicted to love


EnigmaCA

The way I heard it, you're addicted to spuds...


Hooch_Pandersnatch

Your greasy hands. Your salted lips. Looks like you found the chips.


BritishGolgo13

Your belly aches. Your teeth grind. Some tater tots would blow your mind.


onzie9

I've been singing Can't Watch This since my wife accidentally reminded me of it two days ago. She regrets her life.


SpudofIdaho

Someone called?


lukin187250

your lights are on but you're not home


BlueLegion

Still not a healthy addiction


ytWatchletter

Air


Ankuoe78

There isn't a healthy addiction. "Oh, but water is good for you" yeah but drinking 19 gallons a day is not. "But exercising is good for you!" And you can still over exercise and cause damage to your body Everything had to be done in moderation, even if it's typically considered healthy


Successful-Bed-5480

I have a breathing addiction


FreshMarvin

Well, 100% of the people who breath die, so that addiction is definitely gonna kill you


mvegetatdp57

Funnily enough, 100% of people who Don’t breathe also die 😂😂


tboykov

Yeah but that's only because they're going through withdrawal.


tuckerhazel

Well you’re not wrong 😂


[deleted]

smart lol


Matsurikahns

A baby that can’t breathe doesn’t


gastonia02

Well sir I breath and I'm not dead so...


[deleted]

“I take heroine and I’m not dead so…” it’s the same mentality as that.


Sereaph

But you will be


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Pickaxe235

well you see, if you breath too fast then your brain gets the funny feeling and you pass out from whatever hyperventilating causes you to pass out from do that enough and its brain damage baby


Grifballhero

I heard somewhere that if you ignore your survival instincts and manage to drink 10 gallons of water in 10 minutes, you effectively drown yourself. No idea if it's true, but I'm sure some idiot's attempted it.


PrizeArticle1

I have an addiction to being completely normal


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thecozyartist

can confirm, source: me


gamerdude69

Thanks. You just helped me to kill both my grandparents and bury them under the house.


Lybychick

Normal is a setting on my dryer.


HenkeGG73

I'm addicted to moderation.


IWannaBeMade1

It's a mix of 78% Nitrogen, 21% Oxygen and 1%of other things that could potentially kill you. But I just can't get enough of that stuff.


Burrito_Loyalist

10% skill


Derwinx

15% concentrated power of will


codeninjaking42

5% pleasure, 50% pain, 100% reason to remember the name


EddieRando21

But that's only 80%!


drunkduck123

17 % ability to calculate percentages


MdnightSailor

Isn't the first line "20% luck"?


CyFy1

Second line is 20% skill:


SherbertGrand5799

What's it called


IWannaBeMade1

Air


BullMan-792

Dude, I fucking love air.


boebrow

Air actually slowly ‘poisons’ you until you die…


MasterJohn4

In arabic, air means dick


IWannaBeMade1

I breath dick then


schwarzmalerin

You die from it if you get too much. Both oxygen and nitrogen can kill in excess amounts. So technically, a true addiction to air would kill you.


Then_Gazelle

Crack cocaine for sure!


Thetechieman

I can support this, I've been doing it for years! 😁 great shape 10/10


lil_big_pp_man

To many teeth


lorgskyegon

I love MyPillow talk


Spooky_Yogurt

That's one good example of an Oxymoron


Ass_souffle

No, an oxymoron would be OP covered in ox meat.


jeff_the_nurse

Cuddles.


geej47

Suffocating


OnTheList-YouTube

Yep. Imagine not being able to go 5 minutes without a cuddle, or you'll FREAK OUT and have a major panic attack.


trash-account-lol

This guy wins.


BrilliantOven1236

I love cuddles, I wish I could be cuddled everyday


BKStephens

Can anyone spell oxymoron?


Khaylain

o-x-y-m-o-r-o-n


DoctaDookie

Source?


ijustsailedaway

4th grade all-district spelling champ


little_shop_of_hoors

Oh yea? Spell bicentennial.


Slowkidplaying

Can you use it in a sentence?


Ao_n

This dude on reddit said bicentennial


Slowkidplaying

I like where this story is going. Tell me more.


Funnysox69

I-R-I-D-O-C-Y-C-L-I-T-I-S


Rogillio

Strawberries


Princess-Kit-Kat

Damn. Now I want a strawberry.


Dajalisevil

Banging my wife and only my wife


orokro

I’m also addicted to banging this guys wife, and only this guys wife.


Theri_owAway

Addicted in staying alive.


lady6starlight

Ah ah ah ah


ISSAVIBExp

" Stayin alive , stayin alive " 🎶


squater-nutbosh

"Clarice"


V0rdep

then becoming hypochondriac.


Major-Breakfast6249

A good friend of mine started going to NA and now she’s addicted to being sober. Going on two years, definitely proud of her but we may need to have an intervention.


TwilightontheMoon

Way to be supportive


Dhampyre-supreme

I've never heard of addiction to sobriety. What types of things does she say/do?


Timely_Standard8585

My names nick and I'm an addict. We can become addicted to meetings and the program. Like it's better than addiction manifesting in other ways but still can become unhealthy to the point where it gets in the way of relationships and life. For the most part it's really positive though especially early in recovery when it's hardest.


triniazhole

Vegan crack


samuelgato

I only smoke fair-trade, non-GMO crack


violet_hunter339

Make sure it's free-range crack please.


notactuallyabrownman

You joke, but I know a guy who only smokes shitty homegrown weed since he found out about the Vietnamese human trafficking/slavery that happens in some places.


PackObjective3254

Organic meth


alx924

Analingus on vegans. Got it.


AIphaPackLeader

Op: *question* Reddit: "wELl aCtuAlLy thE dEfiNitioN oF aDDiCtIon..."


MrT742

The question literally doesn’t have an answer because they are mutually exclusive… what else do you want them to say?


unclepo1

You know what they mean, no point in being pedantic


fangsfirst

I actually *don't* know what they mean, because either way I could take this, it becomes a very silly question. Either it references habits that manifest with impulse control or other disordered behaviour (ie, inherently unhealthy) Or it references habits that *don't* have those qualities, meaning they're just...*habits*. So the answer is "literally every healthy habit in existence", so what's the use of the word "addiction" here, and is OP **seriously** just looking for a list of "generally healthy habits"?


Siyu_spacecowboy

It’s not because op misword his questionthat we can’t find an answer. Even if he is gramatically wrong, it would be hypocrite to play the foolfor that.


[deleted]

I mean it’s a stupid question


equalszer0

Hugs


heavyontheweed

Touch deprivation agrees


RenfieldOnRealityTv

Maybe reading. I don’t even care if it’s vampire romance novels. It’s probably still healthier than interacting with our shared reality.


[deleted]

I’m addicted to reading, but it’s still impacting me badly. I can’t get any work done because I’m too busy reading, and can’t be bothered to do my work. 😂


apoeticnkd

It’s funny you mention that. The classic “Don Quixote” is kind of a case in point in what happens if one reads too much.


LTcid

The word addiction means that it has become unhealthy. If it’s healthy it’s not an addiction yet


JohnFolan

NOT SMOKING CRACK.


Karanod

I'm addicted to learning. My mind is great at absorbing new information, but normal daily shit causes anxiety. So when I'm stressed about housecleaning, bills, or anything else in life; I just turn on Crash Course:_________ and learn for a few hours. Now I know this sounds great, and it *has* made me crazy smart; but there's a dark side. While I'm learning I'm not taking care of my responsibilities. I was learning about addictions recently, and appearantly addicts turn to their drug of choice as an escape from their lives. That's when I realized I do the same thing with education. So essentially I've become the dog in a housefire saying "This is fine" as my house burns down around me. I've watched educational videos while they cut off my utilities, and sat outside Wal-mart using their wi-fi to watch because I was homeless. I can't even get a job with all this knowledge because self-study doesn't come with a degree, and no employer believes me when I tell him I know the material. So I'm addicted to education, and it's ruining my life.


Daddict

That is wildly unhealthy my dude.


Karanod

I am aware. Most folks consider education healthy, and guy asked for a healthy addiction. This is mine. For more fun, try explaining this to your therapist.


Jompra

Also finally someone that understands the question.


tartar-buildup

Oxytocin. Highly addictive hormone that helps improve your lifespan


imcleanasawhistle

“I’m addicted to cumming”


tartar-buildup

Yeah that’s pretty healthy too


Uglyassbaldassbaby

Mango


jbp84

Moderation


lechedefresas

Buying books. Nothing wrong with having more things to read. Copium.


funlovingfirerabbit

Hahaha!!! Thanks for saying this as an Enthusiastic Reader ;0) My Italian Mentors call this Sexy Addiction Artful Hedonism, I love it!!!


lechedefresas

I love this haha!


OnTheList-YouTube

YOU SOLD THE HOUSE TO BUY BOOKS????!!!!


MrT742

Until you meet a hoarder


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automaton11

Finally, a real answer


Haloperi-Doll

Nothing, if you're addicted to something pretty much by definition it's harmful. Sometimes people misuse the word but actual addictions are harmful and distressing.


dirty_boy69

Addiction is always a bad thing.


Mackntish

The gym. Lately I've been approaching it like an addiction, and its been good for me. You get a fantastic pump off a good resistance workout, and its a high worth chasing. You also have a great runners high from an extended cadrio workout, and you feel like a million bucks afterwards. You add in a good hot tub, sauna, steamroom, and shower afterwards with a good morning shave and it sets your day off right.


NiftyAlpaca12

Breathing. I literally cant help myself. I try to quit somedays but the withdrawal is brutal. I don't last long and relapse very quickly.


IntegratedSSR

Being a good person.


MajTroubles

Jane's Addiction ;)


lolmato02

Half the comments are literally just: "Ummm actually..."


The_Moldy_Baguette

Helping others


International-Fan803

Gym , meditation, jogging , cleaning,


stich47

Breathing


HollynBerry

Isn't that an oxymoron


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[deleted]

Can confirm, having sex with your wife is addicting.


prophylaxitive

I am also addicted to sex with his wife.


mattisfunny

Excercise, yoga, reading books, gardening, volunteering


TheHalfDeadCat

Exercise or Yoga? I ruptured my muscles because of excessive weightlifting. Reading Books? I have been reading the Mahabharata since the past 4 days, non-stop. I haven’t eaten or slept. Gardening? Oh I am planting saplings in my farm since the past 98 hours. I just pause to sleep and eat. Volunteering? Sorry guys I just volunteered to give away all my assets so I think there is no party this Saturday.


mattisfunny

Excessive sarcasm will be what does you in


SherbertGrand5799

I read mahabharata too!!!


AtlantaBoyz

TIL that there's a book with 13 thousand pages.


Rockspider19

Exercise addiction will kill you


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Collecting commemorative spoons


imcleanasawhistle

Hahaha love this! Everyone is so serious about the oxymoronic question.


WildFurball2118

Fap


Periachi

Dude, speaking as a dude with an addiction to jerking off, it's not healthy.


[deleted]

no. r/nofap


JuicyTooshie

In moderation, coffee/caffeine. I'm not talking 8 cups a day, but enjoying two good cups of coffee per day is something I really look forward to and would genuinely struggle to quit.


[deleted]

My new healthy addiction is your ass and your feet!


automaton11

People deficient in cyp1a2 increase their risk of cardiovascular event by ~30% with two cups of coffee a day


dalekaup

There is no benefit to caffeine but there is to coffee.


schpreck

Maybe an addiction to moderation would be okay?


Jompra

I was once told that you should take everything in moderation, including moderation itself. Might have taken that last bit to heart though.


Matsurikahns

just a moderate amount of crack


Tiger5804

Complimenting people is as close as I can think of to a healthy addiction.


HocusPac

being happy


thecozyartist

someone told me i was toxically happy so


funlovingfirerabbit

Interesting. I like your Username by the way!


Nui-Fishbone

The gym


brekekekekx

excercise and diet... with cocaine


MinnesotaNiceYah

Smoking, gets the heart rate going, makes you poop regular and provides lots of inspiration to get outside.


joghurtpur

I am addicted to eating and being healthy


middleWOAHman

Reading


TheHalfDeadCat

Eye and back problems would like to have a word with you.


iiwrench55

for real, I read like 5-7 hours everyday, might not be too good for the eyes but at least its better then TV ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Kandycampbell111

Excersise


SherbertGrand5799

I ruptured my muscles


PM_ME_UR_SO

Jesus