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pm-me-your-nudes-83

I am horny all the time


SniffCheck

Might not be too secret u/pm-me-your-nudes-83


turtlenationman

That might be the most efficient use of a Reddit username I’ve ever seen.


Spicedmeat69

I can twirl my penis without moving my hips


oreo_cookie01

Wha- how?!


fakenews2012

I can do this too, but it’s more of a bobbing up and down than a twirl


TiedMyDickInAKnot

Samesies.


No_Cause2676

I am very good at telling people info they probably didn’t want


jackbob99

Turning women off.


erikswifey

I can raise my left eyebrow pretty high I've been told I make the best faces


JDB6986

I shoot for distance when I cum.


Key-Banana9428

My dick reaches my anus, I swear I didn't even try to shove it there, but the fact remains


TheLeviathanCross

same here, but i did try for shits and giggles.


slackerdan

Controllable nystagmus; i.e., I can shake my eyes back and forth rapidly at will. Oddly enough I have phenomenal color perception but I don't think the two are related.


onixdog

Hear my name. I can be on the other side of a busy hallway but I will hear my name.


TheLeviathanCross

no gag reflex, and i (apparently) give great head.


dirtybellybutton

I have control over most of the muscles on my head and neck. I can move my ears and scalp by pulling the muscles taught in different directions. I never even knew it was a talent until I was straining to hear something in class and this girl freaked out that my ears and hair were moving.