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Blood_Oleander

Someone named their kid "Klansmyn". I have no further comment besides that, if they want their kid to learn how to hate, he'll do it with a name like that and that I feel bad for said kid.


kittenembryo

Disgusting parents


Blood_Oleander

If you think that's bad, there's something just as bad if not way worse. I remember someone named his kid "Adolf Hitler" and, while I'm not going to say who exactly, I think that tells you all that you need to know.


Brochin

Dick Grayson. WTF.


NotWeirdThrowaway

False. That rules.


Meme-Dreamer-town

Dick Chopp


CrookedNutz

Naveah


AceofSpadesYT

There was an AITA post where a mom (not OP) wanted to name her child "Aria". Unfortunately, one of her close relatives named their child that already. The purpose of the post was to see if OP was in the wrong for laughing at the new name selected by the mom; in hopes of giving the same name but in a unique way. What was the name? "Aughreighah"


BreyeFox

I actually know someone irl who is naming their baby Aria. I don't even know the right way to pronounce it.


AceofSpadesYT

I should mention that I don't think Aria itself is a bad name. In fact, personally, I actually like the name. The thing I'm making fun of is how the mother wanted to spell it


Sea-Horror-814

I know a couple who named their baby girl Aria. Just because that is their favorite hotel in Vegas.....


cnh2n2homosapien

Sing it.


JMSPlove

She-Ra and not just because the momma is my husband's ex! That is a stupid name


Dio_nysian

my name was almost “bebe”


46cultoftoxicity

O'rangejelo


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46cultoftoxicity

Le'monjelo :-)


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petiteaustralienne

What's the story? Those twins are an urban myth


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petiteaustralienne

Lol no they weren't. It's a tired, well known myth. [http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/advice/urbanlegends.html](http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/advice/urbanlegends.html) https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/funny-names/


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petiteaustralienne

>Not even close to my story of them So you claiming to have encountered twins named Lemonjelo and Oranjelo is not even close to the famous urban myth of twins named Lemonjello and Oranjello? You can't seriously be trying to argue that. If you don't believe me on how commonly repeated the myth is, have a look at the post history of u/la-aisntarealname. They have an account dedicated to debunking name myths. Thousands of people try to pass the story off as real just like you yet not a shred of evidence exists of someone actually having these names.


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La-aisntarealname

You want to argue that all these sets of twins live off the grid? We have public records of ss administration applicants and these twins never show up.


La-aisntarealname

This is some weird level of denial to assume it's completely different. There's no records of these twins existing in the US despite how often the story is repeated


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La-aisntarealname

It's literally on the SS administration website and can be found with a quick Google search. Also doesn't take months to verify, we can literally search it. The ability to search documents has been around for a long time now.


Ocaly

I think the parents pulled a prank on you


wouldbflat

Aurora Borealis


Blood_Oleander

That's not too off the wall.


MechanicalHorse

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized *entirely* within your kitchen?!


kittenembryo

Cavernice


craychek

Neveah... Seriously....


saftey_dance_with_me

"Infant" literally, a classmate.


sweetxsecret

Abcde and KVIIIlyn (pronounced Kaitlyn with “VIII” meaning eight) are strong contenders


BreyeFox

I was working in a fast food establishment many years ago and a lady came in with her hellspawn "Dolche and Gabbana".


TWSREDDIT

Coco Chanel (first name)


itsDimitry

I always wondered what exactly parents are thinking when they choose to name their child "Gaylord". Also, not sure if dumb or genius, a family with last name "Chu" seriously thinking about naming their daughter "Pika"... Beats being named "Dovakiin" or "Turok" because your parents wanted to get free games I guess.


Alecrizzle

North West


Unlimited_Vision

Someone named his baby boy Fidget spinner


Sea-Horror-814

Rivet Grey....


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Troxley


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