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noitalljruss

This man gets it


mahkimahk

There are a ton of deleted answers in this thread, what did this one say that got it deleted?


-DementedAvenger-

Why the fuck was this removed by a moderator? Are they related to Salma Hayek?


Newtons_Cradle87

Actually said “oh fuck” out loud.


baggus1991

Salma Hayek present age and Monica Belluci present age


noitalljruss

I’m a simply guy, I love busty women. I turn into a marshmallow just thinking about these two actresses


tenehemia

Mystique (as played by Rebecca Romijn) and Mystique (as played by Jennifer Lawrence). I like to keep my options open.


droeyourhero

Damn that’s a pro-level move.


bshaddo

Maybe even Omega-level.


SANSKAR_PHYSICS

I see what you did there... Nice


jofis925

But both of them disguised as you


marshall_dteach

Naruto?


Cstripling87

You son of a bitch. Genius.


jaws3227

But they each look like the other one


COVID_19_Lockdown

Perfection


Chewliesgumrep312

I would definitely wanna hook up with a female shape shifter cause then I could have them shape shift into any of my favorite celebrity women. There was an issue of Marvel knights Spiderman, forgot the number of the issue. Two bad guys were having a casual night out. They were leaving the bar with 2 BBWs. I was like wow, they both like big women. Turns out the women were mutant prostitutes who happened to be shapeshifters. One of them turn around to them and said "so who will it tonight boys?...jean grey or maybe a southern girl like Rogue?". I was like, holy shit, that's awesome!😂


MatSting

Two Toblerones


CaterpillarSelect445

Emma Stone and my girlfriend


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antipop2097

Or Aubrey Plaza and Elizabeth Olsen


crlove

Barely had to scroll. This is correct


JMCochransmind

Scarlet Johansson and Kiera Knightly. Come on.


antipop2097

Aubrey just does it for me, and her flirty relationship with Elizabeth Olsen is just too cute


JMCochransmind

She’s definitely a top pick. I’ve just always had a thing for the other two. Elisha Cuthbert as well.


Syris3000

And Eliza dushku


RhysTonpohl

Second Elisha Cuthbert


Platypus211

Agreed; this is the correct response. Keira Knightley was my key "oh hey, I definitely like girls too" moment. 2003 was an amazing year for her. I'd also propose that Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley would be a more than acceptable substitution. Edit: or swap out Natalie for Jewel Staite circa 2002.


futureruler

Aubrey Plaza sure, but gotta include Anna Kendrick.


david_boas

Youre kicking out OP


joejill

I have a feeling they are already acquainted.


noitalljruss

Hell yes


antipop2097

I'll just leave this here. Not a Rickroll, I swear. https://youtu.be/6AfE3TDJwHs


99Talia99

Me, my bathtub and my toaster


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Willing_Still_9516

Wish I had a platinum for you, pal.


SneakyMongoosee

What did it say?


ode_to_asspickle

Can I get in on this action?


enthe0gen

Sounds like a truly electrifying threesome.


505lasagna

Sparks flying


enthe0gen

Would you say they could really "feel the tension?"


TotallyNotaRobot123

these are some truly shocking puns


YourWordsMatter

Fucks sake, man.


ArmyOfDog

That’s how you end up getting grapefruit thrown at you.


Mors_imperator

Only after you finish White Rabbit though.


4toJinet3

You need a foursome, otherwise without electricity it's gonna be awkward for all of the involved


odth123456

Orgy with the water.


SingleFunction218

Margot Robbie & Ana de Armas I would disappoint them so hard


BrindianBriskey

5 seconds of pure bliss


neon-fang

At least you’re honest.


Yoshitake_Tanaka

And hard


maxmortal

finally people starting to notice ana for the perfection she is


Guinness2702

Right now, me, my crush, and the woman she told me she fucked a few weeks ago


thewaybaseballgo

I also choose this guy's crush.


Guinness2702

Uhm and who else. Not really keen myself, unless you are the girl she fucked


thewaybaseballgo

Danny Devito


SupplePigeon

You sonovabitch i'm in


BigREDafro

Right now, probably Tom Brady, CeeDee Lamb, and Cooper Kupp. Obviously considering it from a PPR standpoint. They've definitely had some great production, and Brady is just Brady.


TheRedditRetard12

fantasy football addicts unite


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onlyrockerfan

Alexandra Daddario and Emma Watson


FleshLghtSwrdFight

My god those Daddario eyes


Fyrrys

Lol "eyes" Naw, but she does have some great eyes


Jordanmc2

Mine was Alexandra Daddario and Hayley Atwell.


LakeRepresentative61

Daddario. Oh Daddario. Oh Daddario.


naynaythewonderhorse

Me, that girl I liked a few years back that I blew my chance with, and some bozo who’s completely unreliable and never shows up to anything you invite them to. Then it’s just me and her.


MrKong027

Sitcom logic dictates that would be the one time they actually show up.


whtsnk58

I feel like Sitcom Logic would make it so it was just the OP and the bozo.


TP_Hunter

Or OP is the only one stuck in a tunnel full of traffic for hours while the other 2 fall in love during their never-meant-to-be date.


Dennis-Reynolds123

Shrek and Donkey


QEfknD-7

The best answer


J_Fish23

Best part is that the next morning Donkey makes you waffles


newtizzle

RIP your holes


Yovana19

Margot Robbie and Scarlet Johansson


DeusExBlasphemia

That’s too much woman


harsalion

Woaah


-DementedAvenger-

Two of my wife.


alwaysbefreudin

The safest answer


GenghisTron17

I also choose OP's wives.


-soros

I want this guys wife and the one guys dead wife


Yawheyy

This guy fuckin’ Reddits.


OstensiblyAwesome

So how are things in Utah?


DoinkDoink6969

*dead wife


Adventurous_Egg_6321

Wholesome


NURMeyend

Fantasy you say? Gandalf, Frodo and Rand al Thor


thecyberbard

The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend...


Comrade__Questions

**"Don't the tempt me, Frodo!"**


Auserna

A warm fire, mint chocolate chip ice cream and a quality movie.


wvualum07

Hallmark as fuck. Make it 4some?


Auserna

Have to!


wvualum07

I’m in


Super_cooper001

A warm bed and a belly full of mead


Loganstormbreaker

Ah a true son of Skyrim let me get in on that


SexyCheeseburger0911

This person right here is living the dream.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Wait, that’s three things So you’re not actually in this threesome?


Auserna

Shhh don't poke holes in my fantasy.


LeftBase2Final

I just want to watch 3 Betty Whites.


lifeisaliewebelive

How about two Betty Whites and a Danny Devito?


Humble_Disciple

Wb Betty Black?


LeftBase2Final

Betty Blacked. I could watch that.


riegnman

Wooooah, Black Betty!


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Bambllllllee DAMMmMMM!!!!!!!


Loganstormbreaker

She really gets me high bamble damn


schetzo

Salma Hayak from the bandidas movie and Alicia Keyes from the Fallin music video Does it have to be 1 night though?


GreenSleeves7

My mans got taste!


sensuspete

Lee, Lifeson, Peart


awk1074

I bet that'd be....a rush


LonesomeSasquatch

Underrated comment.


Periachi

But, why? Why? Z....


PurpleDragonDix

Henry Cavill and Geralt of Rivia


the_magic_lantern

I initially read this as Geraldo Rivera.


viking78

Natalie Portman and Taylor Swift


Ok_Freedom_8768

Alexandra Daddario and Scarlett Johansson


beergrylls0426

I think spacetime would collapse into itself


1nolla1

I once saw Dream where three people alive could really fly. It was myself, Jon Bon Jovi and Chuck Norris. We were giggling our way trough clouds, does this count?


megapuffranger

Henry Cavill and Ana de Armas


Arsean77

Now that's a comment


Dunk-Thy-Neighbor

Me with financial security and free healthcare


Reddit_Is_The_Trash

Me, my girlfriend and that guys dead wife


HeWhoHasFruit

I also choose this guy's girlfriend


Fraole77

Mia Malkova & Mandy Muse


Eddaughter

Jesus. If there was ever something as too much ass, this would be it.


Fraole77

With that much ass around me I’d probably malfunction ngl.


Eddaughter

Literally won’t end up doing anything because I wouldn’t know what to do 😂


Fraole77

I don’t blame you. 😂


Eddaughter

I would do something similar but Sarah Banks and Kenzie Madison. Still, too much 😂


Fraole77

Hell yeah 😂


alwaysbefreudin

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively


94boyfat

Elizabeth Olsen and Gal Gadot


bruteski226

I too would love the opportunity to completely and totally disappoint these two women


Bilbostockbaggins

1998 Catherine Zeta Jones and 1998 Jennifer Anniston. That is all.


Reasonable_Night42

This! Yes!


duck50

Matt Bomer & Olivia Wilde, my bisexual fantasy 🤯


Eddaromir

Zoe Saldana, and then Zoe Saldana in her Gamora makeup


YT-OneNutMan

Ryan Reynolds and Betty white is the only right answer


theory_until

That would be a hysterical experience. I'm imagining the ad libbing one-liner narration...


Badandy469

Margot Robbie and Anne Hathaway


tyrom22

Me, no one and no one. Threesome sound terrifying, I don’t need to disappoint that many people at once


NoThisIsPatrick94

I also choose you


secluded_ostrich

me you and a blunt


Qowling

Me, my wife, my girlfriend


stueyd67

Scarlett Johansson and Kristen Bell. Hubba Hubba. 😍😍


SupaKoopa714

Zendaya and Tom Holland.


Bokbok95

You, watching the recent Spider-Man movies: “NOW KISS”


hicanipetyourpupper

Oscar Isaac and Fat Thor. Yum.


Thotcrates4

You are so brave and so correct


Nerdfatha

Turducken.


unfocsdgaze

Salma Hayek and Christina Hendricks.


robertajon

Margot Robbie, Miranda Kerr and Anna Kendrick. I know it’s a threesome but it’s my fucking fantasy so fuck off, I’m making it a foursome!


FleshLghtSwrdFight

Halsey and emma Watson


DirtySingh

Taco bell crunch taco stuffed inside a soft taco which are both stuffed inside a larger crunchy taco. Tacoception, if you will.


no_literally_not

These dreams are possible, especially on your cake day!


neon-fang

Hugh Dancy and Mads Mikkelsen. I wanna be the meat in that human sandwich. 🤤


monoslim

Donald Trump, Angela Merkel, Ronald McDonald.


Adventurous_Egg_6321

Can you imagine the sounds coming out that bedroom ? 😂


Bokbok95

I can’t and I don’t want to


Adventurous_Egg_6321

Can you imagine the smell?


yeetus313219

Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson


LonesomeSasquatch

How did you enjoy MIB: International?


TheTrueGodOfNuggets

Me, your mom, Joe biden on a water park rollercoaster, while your dad watches from the cart behind


ktsb

Elizabeth Olsen and Aubrey Plaza tag teaming Scarlett Johansson


frzn_dad

takes a big person to just be happy watching instead of wanting to partake.


noitalljruss

Hayley Atwell and Daisy Ridley


WiscoSippi

And throw in Billie Piper if we need a ringer.


julialynnd

Levi and Eren Jaeger. Don’t ask. I have a problem.


IndIka123

Natalie Portman and Amy Adams.


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Fraole77

Sophie Dee, *chefs kiss*


Phranc94

Me, a funnel, and a whole bagga jellybeans.


JJWat

Thank you for making a long fucking story short.


etheralmiasma

Scarlett's Johansson and Sasha Grey. Nuff said.


GraceOfTheNight

Me, Sherlock Holmes, and Luke Skywalker


dillydallz

Anna Kendrick and Vanessa Hudgens


CrazyPlato

Natalie Dormer, and a clone of the former


arcamdies

Me, financial security, and a sense of purpose.


sadboi017

Bella Hadid and Madison Beer


Durr1313

Me, Natalie Dormer, and Katheryn Winnick


thibistin

Kendra lust & angela white


Suharisaint

Scarlett Johansson and Zendaya. There are few limits to the exotic and creative ways that I'd disappoint them.


AggravatingOne3960

60s Julie Newmar and 60s Yvonne Craig


Lennartjh

My dream is basically to be nuru sandwiched by my crush and Asa Akira.


Jonezky

2 girls, 1 cu……..me ,uh….. just me too.


Wackjack3000

Zoey Deutsch and Lily James


jdt2112

Drew Berrymore and Mila Kunis.


Hairy-Philosophy926

me, peace, and quiet.


Clutch_Floyd

My wife and OP's mom.


kingofrats1212

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez


AgentOfResilience

Kimmy Granger + Anya Olsen Arya Fae + Natalie Knight Katy Kiss + Avery Moon


Eddaughter

Also wouldn’t mind Anya Olsen and Ashley Fires. They never miss


xilog

Chloe Moretz and Maisie williams. Happy to die afterwards.


Panther81277

Me, pornhub, and then a quiet uninterrupted nap


alwaysbefreudin

It’s the simple things in life


C9Juice

I just want one. 🥲


Eferver

Myself, Alexandra Daddario and Rear Window-age Grace Kelly.


RedShirtCashion

I think I’d be skipping a few levels getting to this one.


mesposito1219

Salma Hayek from Desperado and Cameron Diaz from The Mask


GrimmReaper1942

aunt jemima and Mrs butterworth


A1rabbithole

2 Tallulah Riley androids from Westworld