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LongLiveAnalogue

The only way to clean your cast iron skillet is in the dishwasher.


silashoulder

Harry Potter couples costume: George Weasley.


_Yakul

Dr. Who gives a fuck


Jaysands

Adding a “the” or a “S” at the end. The Fortnites, the Pokémons. Edit: I would like to say thanks to the Reddits for all the upvotes. To the lego community, I’m sending my thoughts and prayers.


dodexahedron

Pokeemans


unpersons505

Sushis and sashimis


raynicolette

Excuse me, I'm pretty sure it's called Fork Knife.


gravatorious

Pokémon is the yellow one, right?


mapleleafraggedy

The really hardcore fans will get angry if you say "Pikachus"


seeyoo-enty

"The pokemons! I choose you!"


jaredfrazier

"You know wrestling is fake, right?"


Count_Sack_McGee

We prefer, “it’s not fake, it’s just predetermined”


Skwareblox

It's just a children's show, calm down.


RamenJunkie

Change it to "Children's Cartoon" and use this against any Anime.


Kerrigore

“I don’t really watch cartoons” as a response to any mention of anime usually does the trick.


Short_Artist_Girl

Avatar the last Airbender, steven universe


Spacemonster111

Or Gravity Falls.


Hugs_for_Thugs

Adventure Time


bagforlifefullofbees

Clone wars


friendly_redditer

"And then, he woke up, on his bed under the staircase" (Being the very last line of the last book)


marky_sparky

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Broken Carbon Monoxide Detector.


Fineus

> *Yer asphyxiating, Harry.* > *I'm a-what?!*


mutant_llama

First time I've laughed out loud in a while!


ChuckOTay

*Who in the devil keeps leaving these bloody post-it notes around the house?!* -Uncle Dursley


ehard1994

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf For those who don’t understand


ThisIsForNutakuOnly

You know, I've read this a few times, but just now realized that it was originally in legal advice.


its_justme

The Boy Who Lived…under the stairs lol


2344twinsmom

You got me. I'm against book burning in general, but if that had been the last line of HP7, there would have been a bonfire.


friendly_redditer

It would be a rather sad one.


Jeicam_

We are removing the dislike button


ambarish_k1996

Fucking YouTube


Heres20BucksKill_me

it's not youtube it is fucking AddTude


regoapps

YouTube Rewind is back, guys!


altrustic_lemur

Honestly, I miss Rewind. I miss making fun of how terrible it was.


JaimieL0L

It was unironically the one time that a large majority of the YouTube audience came together, to clown on how far out of touch YTHQ is.


JonatasA

I mean they have done it again. The difference is that it will have far reaching consequences this time.


maddieforgotpassword

Let's just start commenting "dislike" instead.


anons5510

“Those characters aren’t real and can’t care about you”


kindtheking9

So it's a one sided relationship, not my first


worldaverage

You already know your lines


MrPeppa

And even if they could, they probably still wouldn't.


ajw0215

The sequels are better than the original. Or The moveis are far superior to the book.


IAlreadyFappedToIt

There are actually a number of movies that are far better than their books, but that's *usually* because the books were so bad that the bar was already low.


HereComesTheVroom

And a lot of movies are loosely based on the book that end up being just as good in their own sense ie. Jurassic Park


gapball

Jurassic park made some changes but I wouldn't call it loosely based on. It's pretty much the same story. • John Hammond only cares about money in the book, none of this "everyone can experience the park" crap • Ian Malcolm is a lot more pretentious in the book but also wayyy smarter. • Donald Genarro doesn't die in the book, and his character in the movie is a hybrid of his own and Ed Regis's character, who they cut out if the movie. • The T Rex toilet eating scene never happened, there was a juvenile T Rex that played with Ed Regis like a toy while he tried to crawl away and that's how that character dies. Edit: Been a long time since I read the book. Guess there are a lot more changes than I remember.


King_Bonio

Let's not forget that Hammond gets eaten by compies in the book. Though I've not read it for nearly 30 years, there were quite a few differences iirc, like the underground velociraptor nest, that shit put the willies up me. Edit: Oh yeh I just remembered it had an aviary in the book as well


derf82

They also completely switched the roles of the kids. In the book, Tim was the older and smarter kid and Lex was the younger one. There is also some cut scenes that get reused later (like compys attacking a little girl, used as the opening in The Lost World, raptors getting away on a boat, used but cut from The Lost World, and Grant and the kids using a raft to go down a river, the idea being used in Jurassic Park III) But The Lost World ... loosely definitely applies to that.


kRH9wk8a5e

Fight Club movie is considered better by the author


RodRAEG

Gandalf > Dumbledore, or vice versa.


TheRedditGirl15

I'll do you one better: "Arent they both just magical old men with beards? What's the difference"


Yours_JohnDoe

Ian McKellen was really good in the Harry Potter movies.


rgdnetto

And that is how you trigger TWO fanbases


felix_rae

>Use the force, Harry -- Gandalf


MissVancouver

*Uses photo of Patrick Stewart for this meme.*


NateShaw92

Patrick Stewart as Picard in the picture. Important detail.


PrestigiousGuess458

Gandledorf


makka-pakka

Is that not the guy Zelda fights?


SchockWaves

Fun fact: Ian McKellen was considered for the role of Dumbledore after Richard Harris's death, but he declined to take on the role because Harris did not care for him as an actor and he felt it would be disrespectful. [link](https://variety.com/2017/film/news/ian-mckellen-harry-potter-dumbledore-richard-harris-1202022228/)


friedpickleguy

There was room on that raft for 2 people.


Vievin

There was a Mythbusters episode about it! Basically the main issue wasn't space, it was balance. Unless they tied both their life vests on the bottom and arranged themselves in a very specific position, it would've toppled over. Not triggered or anything, I just like to dispense niche information every blue moon it actually gets relevant.


farmergirl301

Right you are, but let's not forget James Cameron's response to that myth busters episode. "Jack was always going to die, it's in the damned script and a major plot point of the whole movie, if I'd known people would never shut up about it I'd have used a smaller door."


elephant35e

Lol I never knew James commented about that!


ProjectVRD

Thank god he hasn't heard about "So let me get me get this straight. She got married, had kids, her kids had kids, she moved on with no indication of divorce at all... but went back to spend her eternal afterlife with some bloke she knew for 36 hours?"


imwearingredsocks

Never heard that comment before but it’s so true. I just watched it the other day for the first time in so long and it’s still a good movie, but the romantic aspect of it is just lost on me now. There was a lot of life sacrificing and poor decision making for two people who barely knew each other. It reminded me a lot of the stupid choices in Romeo and Juliet. Like if you people would just calm down and think for a second, you might have a chance at being together.


npsimons

Here's a real triggering take for a fanbase: romantic movies are fucking awful. They're completely unrealistic glurge that leads people to unhealthy expectations in their own relationships.


how_is_this_relevant

Haha aggravated James Cameron is the best. (Prolly not for the crew though)


ArcTan_Pete

I Think John Luke Picard was the best captain in Star wars


OneFinalEffort

Spelling it as "John Luke" made me laugh. Well done


TargetOk6288

“HARRYDIDYAPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?”


RudeMorgue

I always imagine him slapping Harry, Airplane!-style.


wayfarout

The camera pans back to Snape, McGonagall and many others in a line waiting their turn


BattleStag17

People rightly like to rag on that scene, but the scene that *really* pissed me off was the train station. >!In the book Dumbledore's final scene has him break down in tears, begging Harry for forgiveness after putting all the kids through hell. It showed humanity, it showed that despite always appearing in control Dumbledore had just as much doubt as anyone. In the movie? A fucking wink and a smirk.!< Ugh.


ezmyi

...he asked _calmly_!


[deleted]

Aren't Star Wars and Star Trek the same thing?


damnthatsgood

This one kills two birds with one stone.


Tom15extra

2 Klingons with one lightsaber


enjoinirvana

When my dad took me to Gamestop to buy Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 he said “why do you need the 4th one is it really any different from the first 3?” And I replied “that’s like saying why do you need to watch all the Star Wars movies, isn’t it all just lightsabers in space” and some other dad busted out laughing lol.


Lord_Emperor

Holy shit dude. Did your dad cut off your hand after that?


TheSicks

I like to imagine that other dad is also telling that story still.


realgamer626

I don't want Valve to make Half Life 3. (That hurt)


kwjyibo

Greedo shot first.


RedTheMan37

Macklunky


SovanJedi

You look at the Macklunky


AngelsWillRise

CoD: Modern Warfare 2 - "Ghosts death was exciting"


xDark-Sword777x

Sir, we have acquired the Trigger Me Elmo


Areebu1

Sir, we just found another loose end


olmeu

You dont need 200 iq to enjoy the show


LizDeBomb

Damn, if Rick and Morty fans could read, they’d probably be hurt by this :)


natjer3

James Charles is a pedo


LegendaryKegendary

I legit forgot James Charles existed. thanks


thecake902

Harry Potter is not a lifestyle, and you're 32.


MightbeWillSmith

Also Disney, generally.


eszther02

JK Rowling's tweets and posts should be considered canon. And Cursed Child, too.


CarneDelGato

I don’t know about you, but I love the idea that Wizards used to just shit on the floor and disaparate their business to just wherever.


Barabus33

They probably teleported it to wherever the house-elves live, because they can kind of go fuck themselves.


Jellybones52

7-1


Saucepanmagician

Not triggered. I'm still in wide-eyed disbelief.


netheroth

I remember looking at the TV, then looking at my office mates, then looking at the TV again, like "how on Earth is this team getting beaten so badly?"


ropibear

I went into watching that match with the expectation of total and utter boredom, having to watch german robofootball against stylish but pointless advances from the brazilians, while also expecting to just get hopelessly drunk by the end of it, but after the first goal I was thinking maybe this may be interesting, and I actually missed no.'s 2 and 4, because I was looking away, in case of no. 2 because I didn't expect anything to happen and in case of no. 4 in disbelief that Brazil just got shot up 3-0 in about 4 minutes, but after no. 4 I couldn't take my eyes off the screen. It was bloody murder.


Wobbelblob

If I remember correctly, the German coach said to his team during half time to dial it back a bit because they are already broken and beaten.


cutthecrap

They listened, let the brazilians have that freebie at the end.


nawjas69

i remember they didn't even celebrate goals after a certain number


crystlbone

They said in an interview at the time that winning that match was nice and all but the goal was to win the worldcup. So they had no reason to excessively celebrate. They didn’t want to embarrass the Brazilians any further as well.


Vegetable-Double

Also they were in Brazil. Might have started a riot.


UglyInThMorning

It was the first time a bunch of Germans had to lay low in Brazil after *winning* something.


JoeAppleby

Because any more celebration would have been rubbing it in. When you're beating an opponent THAT hard, you do it gracefully. At least that's how Germans do it.


911-survivor

Not to forget as a host in their own country


IggyAmin

How to count to 7 in different languages: Germany: Eins Zwei Drei Vier Fünf Sechs Sieben England: One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Brazil: Müller Klose Kroos Kroos Khedira Schürrle Schürrle


DookiDeng

Quality 👌


thisFishSmellsAboutD

Not the first time Germans had to lay low in South America for their own safety. (Ricky Gervais) Edit: [sauce](https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/486608669816410113)


Bear_Trousers

Crediting the comedian, such a rare and classy move.


Single-Confidence-86

As a Brazilian, ouch.


tx_queer

The bonus kicker that few people realize, in that game klose broke the record for highest number of world cup goals scored. A record previously held by a Brazilian


crystlbone

By Ronaldo. Who broke the record in 2006 in Germany.


flybypost

I think he was also commentating that match and took it all rather well (the 7–1 and his record being broken).


MissLilum

Ed…ward…


ASongInSilence

Oddly enough, Hughes death gets me way more than this one, anymore. Maybe because I hear about "Ed...ward..." so often. I feel so betrayed when Hughes gets murdered.


KiltedLady

His daughter at the funeral was awful, made me cry.


StuckHiccup

Why are you putting Daddy away? He has lots of work! And Wraith is shaking at the wailing


TrulyKnown

At the time, I figured he was shaking because he was angry that he'd had to kill Hughes. I kinda think I'd have preferred it that way - I liked Wrath being more human than the other homunculi that weren't Greed, despite him still being a monster. Felt like it made him more of a complex character.


DokiDokiDoIt

That shit fucked me up...


Unsd

YES. Hughes death was the point that upset me more than anything. I think because the whole show set him up to be this father who loves his daughter more than anything else in the world. He's a character that they did more development on his story, and my heart hurt so badly for his family. I think that one hit me harder because it reminded me of my friends dad who was a Marine and died overseas. That man spent more time with his family than most despite all the training and deployments. I mean I remember him actually coming and playing with us when any other parent just leaves the kids to themselves. So maybe I'm just more primed to be affected by Hughes death, but I needed a minute after that episode.


GodDamnRight-

That’s, that’s not nice


MaverickUser

I didn't expect to be hurt this early in the morning


Cloaked42m

I'm gonna need some context... Cause this obviously hurt a lot of people.


MissLilum

Full metal Alchemist, (Episodes 7 and 8 of the 2003 series, Episode 4 of the 2009 series, chapter 5 of the manga) if you want to experience it for yourself >!Man combines daughter with dog!< Edit: fixed manga chapter


awesomeflowman

I skip it as soon as I recognize the name of the scientist


XC_Griff

Apparently the artist of the manga used to draw little chibi doodles of all the characters who had died at the end of each article except for Shou Tucker. She said he’s probably in hell.


Saltimas

For what could equal the value of a human soul?


tootsmalarkey

Ask them how long an owl lives >!Six and a half books!< Edit: this one comment currently accounts for almost 60% of my karma. I can't tell if I'm fucked or Reddit is.


JerkfaceMcDouche

Not even half


19890307

Ouch... Don't drag Hedwig into this.


Jedibri81

Jar Jar Binks is the best Star Wars character


Overdos1s

I knew someone who thought Jar Jar Binks build the deathstar


Quirderph

All by himself? Now that’s impressive!


mrbadxampl

"Meesa ready to be firin' my laser!"


ThePretzelRuns

Now that's some vintage internet


Right_Wing_Fascist

There are several fictional characters that can defeat Goku


ohimonheretoo

kirby solos goku and that’s all i have to say


Captain_WarPig

As a Kirby main, I agree


theroha

The real question is not who can defeat Goku, but who can win the rematch.


GameShill

And it's not like killing him prevents a rematch.


Deathwatch72

Neither does being dead. Dude has some back to life and also fought in tournaments while dead with a halo


T--Td

30 billion spongebobs


smellprettybad

Automatics are so much more fun to drive than manuals😵


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[удалено]


colouredmirrorball

Earth is a disc carried by four elephants on the back of a giant turtle.


ArmorAbby

What's under the turtle??


Sarah-Jane-Smith

It’s turtles all the way down


unbeast

“The writer claims that the world . . . travels through the void on the back of four huge elephants,” he said. Drunah's mouth dropped open. “On the back?” he said. “It is claimed,” said Vorbis, still watching Fri'it. “What do they stand on?” “The writer says they stand on the shell of an enormous turtle,” said Vorbis. Drunah grinned nervously. “And what does that stand on?” he said. “I see no point in speculating as to what it stands on,” snapped Vorbis, “since it does not exist!” Small Gods, Terry Pratchett


the_purple_piper

the turtle moves


bludstone

The turtle is flying through space, trying to seek a mate. Scientists call this "the big bang theory"


Exodus_Black

GNU Terry Pratchett


SkankyChris

GNU Terry Pratchett


Hodorous

Small Gods is my personal favorite of all discworld books. I just love how it works in real life too. If religion gets big then their God sure looks powerful. And somewhere out there is the eagle dropping a tortoise.


No_Instance_6671

Stop comparing your $5000 PC to a $500 console


amp5208

I like Zelda's green hat and sword; he's pretty cool.


IllusoryHeart

And that Metroid guy’s armor looks pretty sick!


wt_anonymous

>!This is now only half as wrong as it used to be though!<


Gloomy_Use

The Umpires Strikes Back is my favorite Star Track movie


axolotlbird

This hurts me physically and I'm not even part of either fandom


ulittlerippa

Nine inch nails cover of 'hurt' isn't as good as Johnny Cash's original...


Salzberger

Got me and then I re-read it properly and it fucking got me even more.


Jesus_le_Crisco

Was in a department store once and the Eurythmics “Sweet Dreams (AreMade of This)” came on. Than, some punk as teen got mad and said, “They ripped off Marylin Manson”. I facepalmed so hard.


FuBaReD2

I did this to my Dad. Can’t remember the song, but it was a cover of REO Speedwagon. He damn near launch me out of the car lol.


neomis

Landslide was playing on the radio when I was 14 and I told made dad. “Hey, some female singer is covering a really good smashing pumpkins song”. The looks of shame and disappointment in his eyes…


kw13

My Dad's a big Bob Dylan fan. I love to wind him up when he plays All Along The Watchtower by saying "Yeah, it's good, but I prefer the Hendrix original".


beardslap

So did Dylan > Dylan has described his reaction to hearing Hendrix's version: "It overwhelmed me, really. He had such talent, he could find things inside a song and vigorously develop them. He found things that other people wouldn't think of finding in there. He probably improved upon it by the spaces he was using. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Along_the_Watchtower


Zkang123

"Mabel is a bad character"


DonDove

How dare


evergreennightmare

is this gravity falls or something else


Zkang123

Yes


Legitimate_Release65

Actually a lot of people in gf fanbase would agree with you. Mable as a character is actually pretty divisive among the fanbase.


ratchet0101

Joe rogan isn't funny!


Autisten1996

The movie adaptation of Eragon was better than the book.


ChestnutTheShadowDer

im coming for your spinal fluids


goddessbabygirl

I read that book in one sitting and the memory of my strained eyes burns at that comment 😂


Nutzori

This won't make me mad because it is such an outlandish take I know it is dripping with sarcasm, lol


DFV_HAS_HUGE_BALLS

John Lennon was a wife beating junkie.


[deleted]

That's pretty uncontroversial. To trigger fans, you have to remind them that Yoko Ono was the victim.


seductivestain

There it is


iinaasking

That Greeks are inspired by the Turkish foods and pretend it was them who made it from the beginning..


CompleX999

It said upset a fanbase, not start a new Balkan War.


lurkinarick

eh tomato tomato


LunaMunaLagoona

I read this as tomato tomato


konrad-iturbe

What do the Greek nationalists and the Turkish nationalists have in common? They both live in Germany.


The97545

I can tell that this is a clever comment. I just wish that I had the knowledge to fully appreciate it.


creative-patience99

I'll give you the Turkish perspective, I assume the Greek side is similar. Millions of Turkish immigrants live in Germany. They are known to be much, much more nationalistic (and religious) on average compared to people who live in the mainland. I'd say Turkey is 50-50 left-right, but the Turkish people in Germany are probably more like 20-80 left-right. When we see them acting all patriotic in the news, it does raise the question "if you like your country that much, why not come and live here with us?"


CrimsonNorseman

To add insult to injury, many of these second- or third generation immigrants have either dual citizenship or are outright german citizens, which probably adds to their overzealous nationalism for a nation they don’t technically belong to anymore.


MaxDamage1

This is such a specific and deep cut, I love it.


Greggybread

Greeks and Turks hate each other. Basically say anything that belongs to one of them was invented by the other and you're onto a winner!


[deleted]

Went on holiday with my brother and his girlfriend to Rhodes and the greek men fawned over her blonde hair and blue eyes. She said to one man pestering her "Oh wow the blue eye stones like the ones in Turkey!" They instantly changed tone and left her alone


InLikeErrolFlynn

My wife and I went on our honeymoon to Turkey and Greece. While we were in Istanbul, no one could understand why we were going to Greece as well. When we got to Santorini, no one could understand why we wasted a week in Turkey.


WarComprehensive2305

You should have been to serbia, wasted all your honeymoon


ShornVisage

Abusing a longtime historical cultural rivalry is certainly one way to get creeps to leave you be.


Dankata98

Deku is straight


johanbranting

This will certainly take on a new meaning in r/zelda


scooba_dude

Zelda, isn't that the guy who keep cutting grass?


DookiDeng

Do a lot of fans think he's gay then?


Oaden

Not really, but shipping has never really cared about canon sexuality.