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89erMerun

Because holy fuck?


Awperising

Because Jesus loves watching...


LarryDavid1942

The priest said it was okay


MARYKILL

It was the purest place to do it


[deleted]

Sometimes ya just want to make God watch.


Whackjob_Toad64

But He’s always watching


Supachoo

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/rjjh9PML8tE) (Garfunkel & Oates, The Loophole)


ruhrohrileyray

We couldn’t use our parents homes that’s for damn sure


Trik16

Sad but true...


over_clox

Where else would the preacher be?


GrilledStuffedDragon

Why not?


Kontiyak

Where else you can find the priest?


Tall_Mickey

Never did; at about the age of 14 I _dreamed_ about having sex on the front steps of our church with a 40-YO woman, but I never did figure that one out. Ever since, though, I've had a thing for older women.


emlionhart

We were young & horny.


abuck298

Ask Opie and Anthony


MEURSIICC

Cuz we was at church and both horny as hell, youth group was great for meeting single people.


KitehDotNet

I grew up at the Blacksmiths & Prostitutes Shrine in Japan, that's why.


DankWalrus9669

Didn’t really have a choice


Revoider

To see if we’d burst into flames