Because holy fuck?
Because Jesus loves watching...
The priest said it was okay
It was the purest place to do it
Sometimes ya just want to make God watch.
But He’s always watching
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/rjjh9PML8tE) (Garfunkel & Oates, The Loophole)
We couldn’t use our parents homes that’s for damn sure
Sad but true...
Where else would the preacher be?
Where else you can find the priest?
Never did; at about the age of 14 I _dreamed_ about having sex on the front steps of our church with a 40-YO woman, but I never did figure that one out. Ever since, though, I've had a thing for older women.
We were young & horny.
Ask Opie and Anthony
Cuz we was at church and both horny as hell, youth group was great for meeting single people.
I grew up at the Blacksmiths & Prostitutes Shrine in Japan, that's why.
Didn’t really have a choice
To see if we’d burst into flames