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LiveEatSleep123

A good night's sleep


SportsPhotoGirl

I’d even say a satisfying nap. Anything where you wake up and feel rested and refreshed.


Bugspray4u

Yeah haven't had one in a while


idkwhothisis27

I only get good naps during some of my classes lol


cristiano_esporto

A good night sleep AFTER porn.


LiveEatSleep123

Why not before or during


cristiano_esporto

Including that I beat my meat while watching porn, I can fall sleep within minutes after!


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cristiano_esporto

Simple, honest and good!


YogurtclosetNo8808

Pure bliss of happiness and a commutative loving partner


ComprehensiveBoss716

2 porns


on-and-anon

Porni


Gumypuncher

Pornix


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tspielman

I'm in the same boat, at 16+ years myself! Props to us!


biuki

12 years here. Together since we 18 and currently building our own house. Feels good man


beardedheathen

10 years and refinishing an old house. I have to be away for a week training and it's more difficult just because I'm away from her


DRPJ_07

Lucky😔


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Cant you have both?


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Yes you can have both


Ryo-saki

OP mum in porn


LifeFukinSucks

A nice relaxing death


Valerain_Alice

Yes. Sounds pleasant


StevenWannabe

You mean bath?


LifeFukinSucks

Nope


StevenWannabe

D:


SamRoy69

Username checks out.


cristiano_esporto

lmao somehow made my laugh


H4LEY420

The sweet release


TheOxfordComma91

Conversations that make you feel naked and leave you in a sexual tension. No pictures, no videos. Just plain old talking.


Redstoneprime

Cars, hyenas, film soundtracks, movies, gaming, food, nature. The list goes on.


beardedheathen

I am extremely concerned that Hyenas made it into your list


Redstoneprime

Why? Anything wrong with loving wildlife?


beardedheathen

Depends on how 'loving' you are with it.


Redstoneprime

I think they're adorable, plus I do find their social structure quite fascinating.


Bobbinonion

Once saw a wild hyena giving birth while two small hyena pups tried to climb into our car. Shit was crazy


Redstoneprime

They just wanted a free ride


Bobbinonion

Yeah well fuck em. I dont support these freeloading shitbags


Redstoneprime

What did they do to you?


Bobbinonion

Trying to get a free ride?


cristiano_esporto

Indeed, a very interesting list right here!


LucyVialli

Having actual sex with a real person.


BigJuicyHwang

Apparently you’ve never masturbated. I’m waaaay better than my wife.


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Lmao


LucyVialli

At what?


BigJuicyHwang

Watching porn and beating my meat dawg.


FijianBandit

She sucks at watching porn man


BigJuicyHwang

Yea I almost feel bad for her


mannyballs69

He didn’t say sex with the wife


BigJuicyHwang

Op never said anything about sex I was responding to the guy that gave an answer that doesn’t make sense lol. Maybe if op said what’s better than masturbating to porn then his answer would be valid.


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I think it is heavily implied If you are not having a tommy tank or smashing a chick's jack and danny while watching it you are doing it wrong


BigJuicyHwang

Sometimes I like to just sit and watch porn while eating popcorn because it has my favorite actresses and not even touch my wiener.


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Yep youre doing it wrong Watch it with your mrs mate and get her to touch your weiner for you Much more fun And youd still have your hands free to eat your popcorn if you wanted 😉👍


BigJuicyHwang

My wiener is in my popcorn I just avoid it.


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Hahaha I retract my statement You are doing it right!


kal69er

Going fishing and catching a fish


Peanut2ur_Tostito

Chocolate, junkfood, reading, walking outside in nature, etc.


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Sex Stories are


Sneaky-hobo

Nudes


DRPJ_07

Now that, i can agree with


Sneaky-hobo

*handshake*


DRPJ_07

*handshake*


Sneaky-hobo

*Manly bro hug*


DRPJ_07

*manly kiss*


Sneaky-hobo

*manly ass grab*


DRPJ_07

*tugs on balls manly’ly*


Sneaky-hobo

*firmly grasps pp*


DRPJ_07

*penetrates*


LiveEatSleep123

These guys: Doing manly perverted stuff Meanwhile me watching : Ayo wtf


DRPJ_07

We arent polyamerous.


Holajola25

Food.


chrispcool38

Is the question worded wrongly, I thought the question was what is worse than porn and was finding it hard to come up with an answer


SnooBunnies7551

I‘m glad you didn‘t say child porn by accident


Greninja1516

Cycling , reading , playing video games


ihatenuts69

Water at 3 am


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The ice cold water from that dinky little paper cup at 3 A.M. is so divine I feel like I'm drinking water straight from Mother Earth's voluptuous tits


ihatenuts69

r/BetterThanPorn


tantastic6969

A good book


Mikey3DD

When you are cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide


8PoliteChicken8

A bath. Warm water, not too hot and not to cold, with a bath bomb that has lotion in it to make your skin feel amazing, have some essential oils running to make it smell nice in there, calming music playing in the background, and turn the lights down. I can think of nothing better than this.


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Having a woman who wants it all the time


StevenWannabe

The lack of porn


Individual-Mud-619

You m'lady


Very_Good_Indeed

*tips fedora*


Individual-Mud-619

*also tips fedora*


PornActingCritic

Purity


whllpers

The lords everlasting love


NotAnIceBox

Pron is always better than porn


hobnob360

Sex, playing sport, other real social interaction


stormos

Physically assisted taylor made deep fake interactive vr porn


leswhinin

2 porns


Autisten1996

Two porn.


Galaxygirlmia1

Lots of things


inklingboidanny

Literally everything imo


2aboveaverage

A big fucking medium-rare porterhouse steak.


MundiGaming

Mega porn


idiohivemind

Doing the porn stuff with your SO, its fun.


Evergreenevery

Busting a nut


mmd_alvandi

$200 billion


ihatenuts69

r/nofap


satanslittl3sist3r

Biggest sexual fantasy coming true


Valerain_Alice

Actual orgasm. Chocolate. Pancakes. Ice cream. Performing.


left_over_croissant

Food porn


FinancialPenalty69

VR Porn obviously


BadBadGrades

Video games, last longer


Nikaramu

An Incomplete Diarrhea mmm yeah that’s good


user931601

Porn , with your fav cream and a few lines of blow 😂


cristiano_esporto

Nothing is better than that


ShowMeYoClit

Eating ass


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Hentai


thefirstbrick

The lingerie section of a 1987 JC Penney catalog


Whit-Batmobil

Car porn


woundupcanuck

Snowmobiling on a nice crisp clear sky night with a full moon out.


among_us_penis

Sex


Kirigaiaa

A really good book


eransaysthings

a really good book


Optimal-Ad-801

a friday afternoon as a highschooler


AllieBallie22

A massage when you're really sore


J00lyK0ng

Sliced bread. Its the best thing, isn't it? People are always saying 'it's rhe best thing since sliced bread", so it must be the best thing.


Equintius

Everything


[deleted]

Sex?


Daealis

Downvoting questions with anything sexual on them.


ObjectiveSquirrel820

Success and self-satisfaction


divineblessings4me

Watching someone have live sex.


Snoo_91057

Personality


carriettubman76

Winning the lottery


the-naive-egret

A Hug.


1other

Sex with a human.


SlippyTicket

Ops mom


LordofDecejt

Making porn


H4LEY420

Making love! Its not fake.. and its not a sweety dude staring at some fake woman sweating his ass off and splooging on himself afterward... eugh.


Wooden_Imagination46

Taking a big shit after a long day at work.


ATS200

Ice porn! alright alright alright alright alright


Live_Communication89

Anime


Azariah141

drugs


Mujer_Arania

Porn+Pizza


nugget_king11

a really good book


DeadPoster

Sex. With someone else.


ChocoSalt

Most things


ElleRyder

Me.


Chungus_de_doo_dah

Downhill snow skiing on freshly groomed corduroy.


H4ckrm4n

The cold, sweet embrace of death


Airline_Direct

Joe


BOOYAAzZzAMIGO

Hentai obviously.......


Xeno1150

Gore