You die and find yourself deep in the bowels of Hell. However, you discover that it is not as commonly depicted. You must suffer through a daily life inconvenience for all of eternity. What is the inconvenience?
By - nickynickynickynick
Sitting through a useless meeting
Having to only wear socks on my feet and the floor being continually slightly damp or having lots of puddles to accidentally step in.
Everything is slightly off center
anytime anyone, anywhere drinks of ANY liquid; they Loudly slurp it, smack their lips, and make a self satisfied "mmmmmh" noise.
your inconvenience is that you will ALWAYS enter a room, join a call, wake up on a couch, enter a coffee shop or whatever the EXACT moment at least one person in the room does so.
noting you do will diminish the volume you perceive this happening at.
Stuck behind a full basket in the express checkout lane
Don't forget the coupons and discount card while paying with mostly change--
Washing the fucking dishes man
Sitting in traffic after your phone has died
No water? Idk. Being in hell is pretty inconvenient
Taking multiple attempts to plug a usb cable
walking the dogs
It is a literal bowel
I can't escape the person next to me who keeps blowing their nose and looking at it.
Having to repeatedly stand up cross a room and close a door that's been left open by an idiot every 10min
Hitting my toe on the table
the thing i'm doing-looking at-reading-whatever is aleays very badly lit. Like, half extremely lit and the other half in deep enough shadow to be almost visible, but not quite. Or, the important part has a very bad light reflex. Or, even worse, the light fades top to bottom, so it becones progressively harder to look at.
Waiting in line behind stupid people.
Or walking through a store behind stupid people who walk slow
Not knowing whether to over take or under take a person who’s going less than the speed limit but sitting in the middle lane. Or the person who goes really slow so you overtake then they inexplicably speed up and over take you then they slow again so you have to pass them again because you’re in cruise control and you’re literally not changing your speed at all.
I have to reattach a piece that keeps coming off a Lego build.
Being in the bathroom, and looking over and realizing there’s just a little bit of toilet paper left. Nervously wondering if it will be enough.
I guess were already in hell
The pillows are warm on both sides everyday
a hair on your tongue that you can't remove
My shoe laces constantly come undone
You constanyly trying to catch something that slips from your hands.
A manager shows up at my desk, says that he emailed me about a network issue an hour ago, refuses to leave until I fix it, won't tell me what it is because he was "fully descriptive" in the email and "doesn't like to repeat himself to employees who should know what they're doing," threatens to write me up for refusing to fix his issue and the email never comes.
True life event leads to eternal punishment.
Standing in line to use the bathroom.
Glory holes? Absolutely 0.
That's the real hell.
having to move my large piles of money with my massive biceps so I can let all my bitches in
Having to.hear all.religious nuts blabbering about heaven and hell. That is literal hell
My ex messaging me because she’s horny
forgetting to drink water