Yes! :) I often write reviews of concerts just for myself to read in the future. I also have strong feelings and opinions on things, in a good way. I don't like when reviews all looks the same and so. So I think I could use that job to create the reviews I'd like to see more of.
I’d like to help people plan their finances. Not the already rich, but those people who you could give a chance of obtaining financial freedom at some point in their life.
Yes but then there wouldn’t be a choice which pussy he could see and couldn’t see. He’d have to see it all from the oldest to as young as girls go to gynecologists haha
I just carry a card that says "*Im not a gynoc... gynok... ginoc... guyknoe... ghino... cunt doctor. But, I'll happily take a look at it for you?* 😜
Then on the back it says
"*Smile if you wanna have sex with me*?"
Travel photographer/videographer. See the world, meet new people, eat their food, capture their culture and environment to preserve for years to come?? As long as someone’s got my hotel fare, I’ll bring the camera.
Art conservator or funeral director.
Both just seem very tender. I don't hate people, on the contrary, but I do like silence.
As long as I don't have to sell anything or harass people.
The best job I ever had was a summer gig in high school. I was given the key to a room. In the room were shelves upon shelves of old files, bills, etcs. I got a box of colourful paper clips, and they basically told me 'organise this'. Think I was down there for about 2 months. Only thing that could have made it better is if I also had to make a spreadsheet of the system.
One where I had to sit in an office in the morning to chat to my friends, but then go out walking in the country in the afternoon. 10am - 3pm, four days a week.
I would love to work with some sort of ocean science, working on boat and analyzing the water and wildlife. Im starting to get really bored with office and software dev :(
That’s actually exactly what marine biologists do. I’m going to study marine biology. Idk if you can still do the study since i don’t know your situation but if you can I would look into it for sure
I don't have a dream 'job' because I don't dream of profit. I do have things that I like to do, that are productive, and I would like to do for the benefit of people or causes I care about, on my terms.
I suspect that last part is a common opinion, since a lot of the non-joke responses here involve not having a boss.
Bread teleporter.
You sure like bread teleporting.
İ teleported bread and now scout is fucking miss pauling.
Film/food/theater/music critic. Seems chill as hell, plus you get to see a lot of culture and meet a lot of people in nice clothes in the evening.
Do you like to write?
Yes! :) I often write reviews of concerts just for myself to read in the future. I also have strong feelings and opinions on things, in a good way. I don't like when reviews all looks the same and so. So I think I could use that job to create the reviews I'd like to see more of.
Cool, keep it up. Do you post your reviews anywhere? Like on Instagram with photos from the shows?
Thanks! No, I don't post it and I never take photos of shows. :)
Pizza taste tester
An artist 🥰
What kind?
Music composer for TV/ film
That's cool. What do you play?
Would love to money launder for criminals by selling them digital art as NFT's. I am not even joking
I’d like to help people plan their finances. Not the already rich, but those people who you could give a chance of obtaining financial freedom at some point in their life.
Pussy inspector.
Thats called a gynecologist
Yes but then there wouldn’t be a choice which pussy he could see and couldn’t see. He’d have to see it all from the oldest to as young as girls go to gynecologists haha
That's a gyno's job... I inspect only what I want to inspect. The rest just get a fail and told to fuck off. 😁
What are needed credentials for your associate? Needless to say, I’m intrigued
I just carry a card that says "*Im not a gynoc... gynok... ginoc... guyknoe... ghino... cunt doctor. But, I'll happily take a look at it for you?* 😜 Then on the back it says "*Smile if you wanna have sex with me*?"
I’m all for it! 😂
Get to the back of the line then.
Or a veterinarian.
Google blue waffle and tell me you still want to do it!
I don't need to Google for what I consider just pretending I'm eating out a Na'vi 😋😋😋
Chocolate tester
I don't know. A job where I work 1 hour a week. $1 million a month.
Nothing. If I could do nothing indefinitely, I would.
Travel photographer/videographer. See the world, meet new people, eat their food, capture their culture and environment to preserve for years to come?? As long as someone’s got my hotel fare, I’ll bring the camera.
Art conservator or funeral director. Both just seem very tender. I don't hate people, on the contrary, but I do like silence. As long as I don't have to sell anything or harass people. The best job I ever had was a summer gig in high school. I was given the key to a room. In the room were shelves upon shelves of old files, bills, etcs. I got a box of colourful paper clips, and they basically told me 'organise this'. Think I was down there for about 2 months. Only thing that could have made it better is if I also had to make a spreadsheet of the system.
Why not both? Make exhibitions of them, Damien Hirst style.
I like the way you think.
Porn critic
Jpop idol or Pokémon master
Porn star
Store owner
OBGYN probably!
Writer.
One where I had to sit in an office in the morning to chat to my friends, but then go out walking in the country in the afternoon. 10am - 3pm, four days a week.
I would love to work with some sort of ocean science, working on boat and analyzing the water and wildlife. Im starting to get really bored with office and software dev :(
That’s actually exactly what marine biologists do. I’m going to study marine biology. Idk if you can still do the study since i don’t know your situation but if you can I would look into it for sure
Thats a better name for it :) will look in to it thanks!
Building computers like there lego
I think data analytics. It's fun finding something of value in a bunch of noise. It's like dumpster diving without the mess.
Game designer. Cuz Bitch, I am gonna become one, even if I have to study from ground up.
Teaching people how to be human and how to organize everything.
Always wanted to be a chef. Culinary school is expensive.
Nature photographer
supreme ruler of earth
Question from a young person, who the FUCK dreams of working like really, I’d rather be daydreaming of going around slapping people I don’t like
I don't have a dream 'job' because I don't dream of profit. I do have things that I like to do, that are productive, and I would like to do for the benefit of people or causes I care about, on my terms. I suspect that last part is a common opinion, since a lot of the non-joke responses here involve not having a boss.