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Yeetboi_is_yeeting

Bread teleporter.


[deleted]

You sure like bread teleporting.


Yeetboi_is_yeeting

İ teleported bread and now scout is fucking miss pauling.


[deleted]

Film/food/theater/music critic. Seems chill as hell, plus you get to see a lot of culture and meet a lot of people in nice clothes in the evening.


ipakookapi

Do you like to write?


[deleted]

Yes! :) I often write reviews of concerts just for myself to read in the future. I also have strong feelings and opinions on things, in a good way. I don't like when reviews all looks the same and so. So I think I could use that job to create the reviews I'd like to see more of.


ipakookapi

Cool, keep it up. Do you post your reviews anywhere? Like on Instagram with photos from the shows?


[deleted]

Thanks! No, I don't post it and I never take photos of shows. :)


foxxhajti

Pizza taste tester


[deleted]

An artist 🥰


ipakookapi

What kind?


askkthrowaway

Music composer for TV/ film


ipakookapi

That's cool. What do you play?


Beneficial-Highway22

Would love to money launder for criminals by selling them digital art as NFT's. I am not even joking


Stay-Thirsty

I’d like to help people plan their finances. Not the already rich, but those people who you could give a chance of obtaining financial freedom at some point in their life.


Maniac1075

Pussy inspector.


infamous-ROB

Thats called a gynecologist


joedog1331

Yes but then there wouldn’t be a choice which pussy he could see and couldn’t see. He’d have to see it all from the oldest to as young as girls go to gynecologists haha


Maniac1075

That's a gyno's job... I inspect only what I want to inspect. The rest just get a fail and told to fuck off. 😁


joedog1331

What are needed credentials for your associate? Needless to say, I’m intrigued


Maniac1075

I just carry a card that says "*Im not a gynoc... gynok... ginoc... guyknoe... ghino... cunt doctor. But, I'll happily take a look at it for you?* 😜 Then on the back it says "*Smile if you wanna have sex with me*?"


joedog1331

I’m all for it! 😂


Maniac1075

Get to the back of the line then.


housemuncher

Or a veterinarian.


housemuncher

Google blue waffle and tell me you still want to do it!


Maniac1075

I don't need to Google for what I consider just pretending I'm eating out a Na'vi 😋😋😋


Cowie8591

Chocolate tester


tatata7809

I don't know. A job where I work 1 hour a week. $1 million a month.


depression-reserve

Nothing. If I could do nothing indefinitely, I would.


phuzebox

Travel photographer/videographer. See the world, meet new people, eat their food, capture their culture and environment to preserve for years to come?? As long as someone’s got my hotel fare, I’ll bring the camera.


ipakookapi

Art conservator or funeral director. Both just seem very tender. I don't hate people, on the contrary, but I do like silence. As long as I don't have to sell anything or harass people. The best job I ever had was a summer gig in high school. I was given the key to a room. In the room were shelves upon shelves of old files, bills, etcs. I got a box of colourful paper clips, and they basically told me 'organise this'. Think I was down there for about 2 months. Only thing that could have made it better is if I also had to make a spreadsheet of the system.


housemuncher

Why not both? Make exhibitions of them, Damien Hirst style.


ipakookapi

I like the way you think.


joedog1331

Porn critic


RisingstarVGC

Jpop idol or Pokémon master


kormarttttt

Porn star


FabianMarccetti

Store owner


Pleasant-Ad-6676

OBGYN probably!


loading__99

Writer.


housemuncher

One where I had to sit in an office in the morning to chat to my friends, but then go out walking in the country in the afternoon. 10am - 3pm, four days a week.


lettul

I would love to work with some sort of ocean science, working on boat and analyzing the water and wildlife. Im starting to get really bored with office and software dev :(


Hydraondrugs

That’s actually exactly what marine biologists do. I’m going to study marine biology. Idk if you can still do the study since i don’t know your situation but if you can I would look into it for sure


lettul

Thats a better name for it :) will look in to it thanks!


RavenHeart02

Building computers like there lego


logicbeans

I think data analytics. It's fun finding something of value in a bunch of noise. It's like dumpster diving without the mess.


KVenom777

Game designer. Cuz Bitch, I am gonna become one, even if I have to study from ground up.


FallenEvanAhammed

Teaching people how to be human and how to organize everything.


Steora7

Always wanted to be a chef. Culinary school is expensive.


Hydraondrugs

Nature photographer


Creative-Avocado-701

supreme ruler of earth


bigot1974

Question from a young person, who the FUCK dreams of working like really, I’d rather be daydreaming of going around slapping people I don’t like


RosefromDirt

I don't have a dream 'job' because I don't dream of profit. I do have things that I like to do, that are productive, and I would like to do for the benefit of people or causes I care about, on my terms. I suspect that last part is a common opinion, since a lot of the non-joke responses here involve not having a boss.