The smiley face from minesweeper
Somehow this one is the most frightening
It's staring at you while hidden mines appear all over under you. You try to run, but trigger a mine that cripples you. You're laying on the floor screaming, while it looks into your fleeting soul. It then begins to mutilate your face to turn into its face when you fail...
All while still smiling.
With how many times I've killed my Dark Souls' hero it's only fair it's him who takes me down
Get ready for the point down
If there's anything left of my dead corpse, he's free to do any gesture he wants. Ngl, I don't understand why people despise the point down, it's rather entertaining imo.
I always see it as "you got knocked the fuck out" since no playable character ever really dies in DS
Good Morning, Agent 47.
At least you won't see yours coming
Only if he decides to use disguises while never being spotted. I've had a few plays where I was as subtle as a Tank from Left 4 Dead.
if he does silent assassin, suit only he can do that without the disguises.
Imagine getting killed by a tryhard hitman
You can get silent assassin in one level by killing every single person who lives on the cul-de-sac and hide their bodies in the garbage truck. Can't get caught if nobody is alive to see you.
Dr. DigBick from dark souls 3 and his parry dagger
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite murder on the Citadel.
Maybe you'll bang first
Edit: I had no idea I would get so many up votes. I've never actually played the games but my husband has played all of them. I am a fan of the scene where Shepard is concerned about his hamster though
When you press right click in real life
Considering Shep sleeps with everyone and everything. ... this is accurate.
All I can picture is commander shepard murdering me then just casually looks up at my family saying "I should go"
Everytime I see the line "I should go" I always remember the citadel dlc when they were locked in. one of the best moments in the trilogy imo
The Tetris line piece?!
A skyscraper falls on you
You are a CRUEL and ANGRY God!
… kirby, guess i’m gonna get suckity suck sucked
Sucks to suck.
Death by bj?
Death by snusnu
That really sucks man.
The Lone Wanderer
I hear he’s the type of guy that likes to roam around, he’s never in one place, he roams from town to town.
If we’re talking about the same guy, yeah I heard that too, but there’s this other guy and he’s got notches on his pistol numbered one and 19 more, he must be a pretty tough outlaw
Oh, youre talking about the dude who tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip, right? But you cant forget that wild dude who keeps going to jail for choppin up all the womens meat, a real crazy man
And they all pale before Johnny... Johnny guitar
And when he finds himself falling for some girl, he hops right into that car of his and drives around the world…
Well, at least I'll never see it coming... or need to be buried/cremated.
Though finding that live grenade in my pocket would suck for a second or two.
I guess my Rocket league car is gonna run me over
Edit: Thanks for all the love on this post
That don't sound like no Golden Marmoset I ever hoid!
Hey don’t be talkin like that, we gots church tomorrah
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Jebediah Kerman, you bastard!
We both become a part of his latest lithobrake manoeuvre.
I could see him accidentally cutting the parachute during landing right after an almost wildly successful mission to Duna
Same. We’re about to get spun, stomped flat by those sneakers, or maybe shot in the face with a tropical fruit.
UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH *snap*
Shouldn't have asked whose footprints those were.
“Snake?! Snake! NOOOOOO!”
He might die of old age before you.
Ha! Jokes on you, because Batman doesn’t kill people.
No, but people have a lot of fatal "accidents" around him.
I know! I love that article that was written about how injuries sustained by Batman would most likely kill.
I know it's Polygon, but found it hilarious.
Enjoy being in America and paying out of pocket for healthcare after you get all your arms and legs broken by a rich man in his underpants
thats as good as death!
Red frying my ass with his Lvl 100 Charizard’s Fire Blast
Fun fact: if a fire reaches temperatures of over 160 degrees C your skin will start to melt off you
My animal crossing villager :(
I never did trust mine with that shovel or axe...
Isabelle put down the shovel, she's already dead ;-;
Isabelle clearly learned some things from Doom Guy
I DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER THIS. I thought it would be Dragonborn but it's just going to be villager me in a hot dog suit with an axe 😭
Chun Li, with my head between her muscular thighs.
What a way to go
"I never thought I'd die this way, but I'd always kind of hoped"
Some dark elf or other from one of the Elder Scrolls games. I played 3, 4 and 5 quite a bit. I'm either getting shot by a ninja dark elf or blown up by a wizard.
On the plus side with 28593758% better sneak and weapons that do 168902 damage with 15x sneak attack...you won't see it coming and it will be over quickly
Lol no matter how hard I try to avoid it, that always becomes my build eventually.
Everyone loves stealth archers but I find the 30x daggers so much more appealing. It's practically the only way I play now.
I do both. Stealth archer with a dagger for those times when you need a silent kill
Zagreus. I just don't know why part of me is okay with this and will probably enjoy it.
And the best part is that once he's back in Tartarus he and you can chill in the lounge and talk about it.
Whoa now, I’m in elysium, I use my turn signals
Zagreus, with the twin fists? Sign me up.
Ori from Ori and the Blind Forest.
Even killing me that thing will be adorable.
Link. It's always the quiet ones.
Worst part is while he is kicking my ass Navi will be in the background saying 'hey!' ...'hey!'.. and that makes it worse.
oh, she wont be in the background for you. That bitch is gonna be right in your face, baking sure link knows where tou stab you. Her shouts of HEY! HELLOOO will deafen you as a strange child cuts you down
*"Hey! Listen! His weak point is his groin, try hitting him there!"*
Which link? I feel it would make a difference. Mine is BOTW link, so if I realize he’s coming I just have to wait for his weapons to break
Is it *your* version of BotW or *any*? Because if it's *any*, you know that asshole is going to be elongating that kill into the most style points heavy, shield bouncing, different-arrow-using, magical-bomb-dropping combo ever.
And then post it to reddit to brag
Damn I didn’t think of that, I would assume my version, so he’s good enough to get the job done, but he’s sloppy and is constantly eating in the middle of a fight with a bokoblin. Other wise I have a snowflakes chance in hell.
On the other hand, BOTW Link is the only one I can recall literally *killing normal people* other than the main antagonist, in the form of Yiga clansmen being zapped out of reality with ancient arrows. He seems the most capable of murder.
My OldSchool Rumescape character is maxed and would kill me in any number of horrifically comical ways
I just get kicked for a 10 and die.
Whips you to death with the literal spine of a demon
Steve with his diamond sword
That's gonna hurt
*insert minecraft oof sound
I think my most played game so far is either borderlands or Arma 3, so tbh im fucked, cause I choose Sniper class every time...
At least there may be a haiku to go with it.
How hilarious. You just set off my trap card. Your death approaches.
My pokémon team ):
my guardian from destiny
Killed by the boney hands of Sir Daniel Fortesque
Pac-Man! I fucking knew it would happen one day!!
(Yes I’m old!)
Geralt of Rivia.
"Damn, you're ugly."
"Stop he's already dead"
"hmm winds howling"
Looks like rain.
"how do you like that silver?"
Same, at least it's a quick death
He also has so many ways of killing you so it will be like a wheel of fortune lol
Oh yeah, any Witcher sign would suck
How about a game of Gwent?
"How do you like that silver?"
put a wig on and find some lilac & gooseberries, you'll be safe but your butt won't.
Gotta find a giant stuffed unicorn, too.
Yeah, we are fucked up.
He won’t have to kill you if you stick to Dutch’s goddamn PLAN!
Have a little *faith*!
We just need A LITTLE more money!
Just one more good run
Dutch says as I donate to the camp 30k god damn dollars
MORE MONEY ARTHUR! LETS ROB A TRAIN!
Just got to make it to Tahiti Orthor!!
Who lives there? Tahitians, I guess
Same. It’s fitting. The man already killed me emotionally. May as well finish the deed.
Go to Tahiti. Without glitches he won't stand a chance of getting there! Oh wait... There's a reason behind that...
The farmer from Stardew Valley. That tracks, they do have a combat skill.
It took forever to find this answer. I assume she/he'll think I'm a slime.
I’m lame it’s master chief
edit: I would want it to be with a sticky too. Like I'm just chillin in my living room and my patio doors slides open and he underhands a sizzling sticky to my chest and dips out.
Ummm, getting killed by Master Chief? Would not be lame.
It’s just probably a common response is all lol
FUS RO DAH
You are lucky, he doesn't kill people... right?
He's like Batman... And I never seen Kiryu and Batman at the same time...
Me but the F! 2020 character version, so technically a suicide I guess
Most likely myself.... But in Sims form
What kind of nonsense would that be? lol. Would probably brain you with the Plumbob.
Or lock me in a 1x1 room and remove the door
Or put you in a pool and take out the ladder. lol
Doesn't work in sims 4
"doom guy loads super shotgun"
And then you die and go to hell and he follows you…
Welp. We both got a bad one. Mine is kratos
Guys Trevor Philips is going to flush my corpse down the toilet
Dark elf stealth archer from Skyrim, I’ll never see her coming lmao
How is Mario so far down?
That's gonna suck
How is this so low?
I've been playing as Mario in Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Mario Party, Dr. Mario, Super Smash Brothers, Donkey Kong.
That would have to go way back to destiny the warlock and I’m fucked
I'm going to say a cat girl from Final Fantasy 11 or a bunny girl from Final Fantasy 14...
I'm not proud.
Ness from smash bros. Great. I’m getting beaten to death by a 4th grader.
PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE
He's gonna throw you off of a cliff, jump off behind you then head-butt you to the ground before PK-thundering back to the top of the cliff.
Greninja for me. A ninja frog would stab me with swords made of pure water.
Oh no. Drowned to death in a bubble by Nami
The knight from hollow knight
He may have no voice to cry suffering, but you sure do.
Crushed by falling Tetris blocks.
"Would you kindly?"
Scout I can’t run and I can’t hide
Scout is 100m from your location and approaching rapidly.
Warrior from Diablo 1 too bad I'll drop nothing fucker!
My gta character but if that doesn’t count author Morgan
Doomguy, hope he doesn't use the chainsaw.
Your dealing with the doomslayer. I'm dealing with the god of war. We will both be in equal pain
Agent 47. I'm done for
Probably Tommy Vercetti.
Nobody fucks w vercetti. Not niko, not Franklin, Trevor , or even big bad Michael.
My FFXIV character. I wouldn't even see it coming because he can literally switch his clothing and way of killing within one second.
The Diablo 2 necromancer. And then he uses my corpse to bring down my house.
Well damn. I guess i'll have a dance with the witcher.
Donkey Kong—specifically from the N64. There’s no way this isn’t painful
Okay I'm kinda stuck on this one because this would be the protag from Fallout 4 and its many many many mods.
So am I being killed by Nathan? Nora? Am I killing myself? Is it gonna be Floyd Maywether and his wife that he loves to beat? Will it be some ultra cute anime girl? A cat? A literal pencil? I need answers! Will the CBBE effect be on or will they have their vanilla bodies.
You really can't make this joke with Bethesda fans lmfao. I can only imagine how Skyrim fans take this joke.
2B from Nier
Yoshi from Mario Kart 64 or Blue/Red/Silver from the early colour Gameboy Pokémon blue/red/silver. I don’t game much…
Traveller with his dull blade.
I have over 4000 hours in r/cityskylines so I suppose a city is gonna drop on my head Sokovia style
im fuckin dead lmao
Krieg The Psycho from Borderlands 2.
Last thing I'll hear will be ,,HIPPLE SALADS!!"