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pm-me_your-butthole

The smiley face from minesweeper


Frostdude585

Somehow this one is the most frightening


__BigBoi__

It's staring at you while hidden mines appear all over under you. You try to run, but trigger a mine that cripples you. You're laying on the floor screaming, while it looks into your fleeting soul. It then begins to mutilate your face to turn into its face when you fail... All while still smiling.


Enthusiastic_waving

With how many times I've killed my Dark Souls' hero it's only fair it's him who takes me down


IronBioCat

Get ready for the point down


Enthusiastic_waving

If there's anything left of my dead corpse, he's free to do any gesture he wants. Ngl, I don't understand why people despise the point down, it's rather entertaining imo.


LordSt4rki113r

I always see it as "you got knocked the fuck out" since no playable character ever really dies in DS


WatchingInSilence

Good Morning, Agent 47.


rip_harambs

At least you won't see yours coming


WatchingInSilence

Only if he decides to use disguises while never being spotted. I've had a few plays where I was as subtle as a Tank from Left 4 Dead.


Cyndaquil_master

if he does silent assassin, suit only he can do that without the disguises. Imagine getting killed by a tryhard hitman


riphitter

You can get silent assassin in one level by killing every single person who lives on the cul-de-sac and hide their bodies in the garbage truck. Can't get caught if nobody is alive to see you.


Waffl3_Ch0pp3r

Dr. DigBick from dark souls 3 and his parry dagger


EmeraldLevinbolt

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite murder on the Citadel.


BloodAngel85

Maybe you'll bang first Edit: I had no idea I would get so many up votes. I've never actually played the games but my husband has played all of them. I am a fan of the scene where Shepard is concerned about his hamster though


eye_omlette

When you press right click in real life


GoodShark

Considering Shep sleeps with everyone and everything. ... this is accurate.


dudeinthesuit

All I can picture is commander shepard murdering me then just casually looks up at my family saying "I should go"


TirexHUN

Everytime I see the line "I should go" I always remember the citadel dlc when they were locked in. one of the best moments in the trilogy imo


dlraar

The Tetris line piece?!


TheDukeOfThunder

A skyscraper falls on you


MInclined

LINE PIECE!


Positronicon

You are a CRUEL and ANGRY God!


Squirrel_Haze

LIIIIINE PIIEEEEEECE!!


Puzzleheaded-Fox-323

… kirby, guess i’m gonna get suckity suck sucked


GenghisTron17

Sucks to suck.


[deleted]

Death by bj?


DCsphinx

Death by snusnu


That-Ven

That really sucks man.


PMyourTastefulNudes

The Lone Wanderer


mr_mo_damon

I hear he’s the type of guy that likes to roam around, he’s never in one place, he roams from town to town.


LOVERB0Y710

If we’re talking about the same guy, yeah I heard that too, but there’s this other guy and he’s got notches on his pistol numbered one and 19 more, he must be a pretty tough outlaw


Youfuckingknowwhoiam

Oh, youre talking about the dude who tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip, right? But you cant forget that wild dude who keeps going to jail for choppin up all the womens meat, a real crazy man


FineInTheFire

And they all pale before Johnny... Johnny guitar


2muchparty

And when he finds himself falling for some girl, he hops right into that car of his and drives around the world…


Jackalodeath

Well, at least I'll never see it coming... or need to be buried/cremated. Though finding that live grenade in my pocket would suck for a second or two.


Ok-Musician6334

I guess my Rocket league car is gonna run me over Edit: Thanks for all the love on this post


Whizi

WereCar


Hereiampostingagain

*AWOOOOOOOOhonkhonk*


HannShotFirst

That don't sound like no Golden Marmoset I ever hoid!


itachiman95

Hey don’t be talkin like that, we gots church tomorrah


zjfish745

r/unexpectedfuturama


olosabAnitsuJ

Ello govna


pbnoj

Nice shot!


THE-SEER

What a save!


pnumber2

Wow! Okay.


autocar66

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Chat disabled for 5 seconds Chat disabled for 4 seconds Chat disabled for 3 seconds


large_waffle69

Nice Demo!


Fearlessleader85

Jebediah Kerman, you bastard!


up-quark

We both become a part of his latest lithobrake manoeuvre.


ThatGuyRade

*Revenge*


Yosemitelsd

I could see him accidentally cutting the parachute during landing right after an almost wildly successful mission to Duna


Emehara

Crash Bandicoot


Llttlestitious

Same. We’re about to get spun, stomped flat by those sneakers, or maybe shot in the face with a tropical fruit.


zachthegentlegiant

Solid Snake


engininja99

UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH *snap*


TiptonSmith

Shouldn't have asked whose footprints those were.


Here-Is-TheEnd

❗️


Tooobin

“Snake?! Snake! NOOOOOO!”


Cryse_XIII

He might die of old age before you.


yeetthatspaghetti

Ha! Jokes on you, because Batman doesn’t kill people.


LeX420

No, but people have a lot of fatal "accidents" around him.


Lone_Wanderer88

I know! I love that article that was written about how injuries sustained by Batman would most likely kill. [https://www.polygon.com/2015/7/7/8906589/batman-kills-people](https://www.polygon.com/2015/7/7/8906589/batman-kills-people) I know it's Polygon, but found it hilarious.


Luke10123

Enjoy being in America and paying out of pocket for healthcare after you get all your arms and legs broken by a rich man in his underpants


Not_Sugden

thats as good as death!


KentuckyFriedEel

Red frying my ass with his Lvl 100 Charizard’s Fire Blast


Red_Ranger75

Fun fact: if a fire reaches temperatures of over 160 degrees C your skin will start to melt off you


LeeDoBeUpVoteing

That's hot


SwiftPebble

My animal crossing villager :(


BloodAngel85

I never did trust mine with that shovel or axe...


amboandy

Isabelle put down the shovel, she's already dead ;-;


Vat1canCame0s

Isabelle clearly learned some things from Doom Guy


kelleh711

I DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER THIS. I thought it would be Dragonborn but it's just going to be villager me in a hot dog suit with an axe 😭


suddenefficiencydrop

Chun Li, with my head between her muscular thighs.


BonsaiVII

What a way to go


AlwaysAlpharius

"I never thought I'd die this way, but I'd always kind of hoped"


Agreeable-Walrus7602

Some dark elf or other from one of the Elder Scrolls games. I played 3, 4 and 5 quite a bit. I'm either getting shot by a ninja dark elf or blown up by a wizard.


CeruleanApostle

On the plus side with 28593758% better sneak and weapons that do 168902 damage with 15x sneak attack...you won't see it coming and it will be over quickly


Stranded_In_A_Desert

Lol no matter how hard I try to avoid it, that always becomes my build eventually.


Solon_Tofusin

Everyone loves stealth archers but I find the 30x daggers so much more appealing. It's practically the only way I play now.


maybe_little_pinch

I do both. Stealth archer with a dagger for those times when you need a silent kill


that_randomguy_

Zagreus. I just don't know why part of me is okay with this and will probably enjoy it.


Glaekan

And the best part is that once he's back in Tartarus he and you can chill in the lounge and talk about it.


ardyndidnothingwrong

Whoa now, I’m in elysium, I use my turn signals


salted_slug

Zagreus, with the twin fists? Sign me up.


Throwawayblowawayno

Ori from Ori and the Blind Forest. Even killing me that thing will be adorable.


tbonemistake

Link. It's always the quiet ones.


Tee_hops

Hiiiiiiiiyaaa Worst part is while he is kicking my ass Navi will be in the background saying 'hey!' ...'hey!'.. and that makes it worse.


archavex

oh, she wont be in the background for you. That bitch is gonna be right in your face, baking sure link knows where tou stab you. Her shouts of HEY! HELLOOO will deafen you as a strange child cuts you down


BReximous

*"Hey! Listen! His weak point is his groin, try hitting him there!"*


kronos36

Which link? I feel it would make a difference. Mine is BOTW link, so if I realize he’s coming I just have to wait for his weapons to break


sylinmino

Is it *your* version of BotW or *any*? Because if it's *any*, you know that asshole is going to be elongating that kill into the most style points heavy, shield bouncing, different-arrow-using, magical-bomb-dropping combo ever.


stooferpoof

And then post it to reddit to brag


kronos36

Damn I didn’t think of that, I would assume my version, so he’s good enough to get the job done, but he’s sloppy and is constantly eating in the middle of a fight with a bokoblin. Other wise I have a snowflakes chance in hell.


LikesBreakfast

On the other hand, BOTW Link is the only one I can recall literally *killing normal people* other than the main antagonist, in the form of Yiga clansmen being zapped out of reality with ancient arrows. He seems the most capable of murder.


ApprehensiveAd3778

My OldSchool Rumescape character is maxed and would kill me in any number of horrifically comical ways


DLeafy625

I just get kicked for a 10 and die.


ThunderThighsMegee

Whips you to death with the literal spine of a demon


Geven1779

Steve with his diamond sword


rip_harambs

That's gonna hurt


soverign_son

*insert minecraft oof sound


Boyster39

I think my most played game so far is either borderlands or Arma 3, so tbh im fucked, cause I choose Sniper class every time...


cassholex

At least there may be a haiku to go with it.


typhoonicus

How hilarious. You just set off my trap card. Your death approaches.


Jhonny679

My pokémon team ):


_hvh_

my guardian from destiny


HorrorFan1191

Ironic.


CharlieBrown20XD6

Killed by the boney hands of Sir Daniel Fortesque


AlphaManipulator

Pac-Man! I fucking knew it would happen one day!! (Yes I’m old!)


Outrageous-Monk-6281

Geralt of Rivia.


Haytaytay

"Damn, you're ugly."


betheBat01

"Stop he's already dead"


Tis_the_seasons

"hmm winds howling"


wartornhero

Looks like rain.


apollo797

"how do you like that silver?"


Witcher_Seb

Same, at least it's a quick death


TheBlueCheese22

He also has so many ways of killing you so it will be like a wheel of fortune lol


Witcher_Seb

Oh yeah, any Witcher sign would suck


Rispervisper

How about a game of Gwent?


Danonymous7

"How do you like that silver?"


Shroffinator

put a wig on and find some lilac & gooseberries, you'll be safe but your butt won't.


Babybutt123

Gotta find a giant stuffed unicorn, too.


Communpro

Yeah, we are fucked up.


Hashashin455

"Fuck"


Red_J_Ruff_Wood

Arthur Morgan.


the_turtle_dog

He won’t have to kill you if you stick to Dutch’s goddamn PLAN!


KhaoticMess

Have a little *faith*!


TheIronCannoli

We just need A LITTLE more money!


Smoopsies

Just one more good run


Zestyclose_Limit8282

Dutch says as I donate to the camp 30k god damn dollars


TheIronCannoli

MORE MONEY ARTHUR! LETS ROB A TRAIN!


Darkrain0629

Just got to make it to Tahiti Orthor!!


Purken

Who lives there? Tahitians, I guess


avandam4

Same. It’s fitting. The man already killed me emotionally. May as well finish the deed.


Outdater

Go to Tahiti. Without glitches he won't stand a chance of getting there! Oh wait... There's a reason behind that...


Gravemonera

The farmer from Stardew Valley. That tracks, they do have a combat skill.


The_Girthy_Meatfist

It took forever to find this answer. I assume she/he'll think I'm a slime.


dog_in_a_wheelchair

I’m lame it’s master chief edit: I would want it to be with a sticky too. Like I'm just chillin in my living room and my patio doors slides open and he underhands a sizzling sticky to my chest and dips out.


Lone_Wanderer88

Ummm, getting killed by Master Chief? Would not be lame.


dog_in_a_wheelchair

It’s just probably a common response is all lol


ObiDarthKenobi5555

FUS RO DAH


BraveWaterSpirit

Kazuma Kiryu.


Spreous

You are lucky, he doesn't kill people... right?


MRATEASTEW

He's like Batman... And I never seen Kiryu and Batman at the same time...


Mouysee12

Me but the F! 2020 character version, so technically a suicide I guess


TheCapybaraMan

Nebuchadnezzar II


Tombombadilwasvalar

civ 3?


TheCapybaraMan

Civ 5


Brown_Eyed_Girl88

Most likely myself.... But in Sims form


Lone_Wanderer88

What kind of nonsense would that be? lol. Would probably brain you with the Plumbob.


Brown_Eyed_Girl88

Or lock me in a 1x1 room and remove the door


Lone_Wanderer88

Or put you in a pool and take out the ladder. lol


Brown_Eyed_Girl88

Doesn't work in sims 4


robin_boi67

"doom guy loads super shotgun"


bcougarj

And then you die and go to hell and he follows you…


rip_harambs

Welp. We both got a bad one. Mine is kratos


dado950

Guys Trevor Philips is going to flush my corpse down the toilet


simonwagon

Dark elf stealth archer from Skyrim, I’ll never see her coming lmao


marler8997

Mario


lll111lll

How is Mario so far down?


rip_harambs

That's gonna suck


GenghisTron17

How is this so low? I've been playing as Mario in Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Mario Party, Dr. Mario, Super Smash Brothers, Donkey Kong.


yt_goldrush

That would have to go way back to destiny the warlock and I’m fucked


[deleted]

I'm going to say a cat girl from Final Fantasy 11 or a bunny girl from Final Fantasy 14... I'm not proud.


felixgifford

Sonic


_Double07_

Ness from smash bros. Great. I’m getting beaten to death by a 4th grader.


ST1CKLET

PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE


Shiny_Haxorus

Okay


Ps3dj17

He's gonna throw you off of a cliff, jump off behind you then head-butt you to the ground before PK-thundering back to the top of the cliff.


sylinmino

Greninja for me. A ninja frog would stab me with swords made of pure water.


p_hindemith

Oh no. Drowned to death in a bubble by Nami


Meatballthesub88

The knight from hollow knight


EragonAndSaphira

He may have no voice to cry suffering, but you sure do.


originalchaosinabox

Crushed by falling Tetris blocks.


loudpossum12

"Would you kindly?"


Evilg9

Scout I can’t run and I can’t hide Shit


empetine_palperor

Scout is 100m from your location and approaching rapidly. #start running.


Jicier

Warrior from Diablo 1 too bad I'll drop nothing fucker!


rythedie

My gta character but if that doesn’t count author Morgan


ImpSong

Doomguy, hope he doesn't use the chainsaw.


rip_harambs

Your dealing with the doomslayer. I'm dealing with the god of war. We will both be in equal pain


AmbrozzioVII

Agent 47. I'm done for


DudeFromSaudi

Probably Tommy Vercetti.


JackwithaMac

Nobody fucks w vercetti. Not niko, not Franklin, Trevor , or even big bad Michael.


OneMorePotion

My FFXIV character. I wouldn't even see it coming because he can literally switch his clothing and way of killing within one second.


EldestGruff

The Diablo 2 necromancer. And then he uses my corpse to bring down my house.


masschock99

Well damn. I guess i'll have a dance with the witcher.


wetschnitzel

Donkey Kong—specifically from the N64. There’s no way this isn’t painful


No_Consideration6969

Okay I'm kinda stuck on this one because this would be the protag from Fallout 4 and its many many many mods. So am I being killed by Nathan? Nora? Am I killing myself? Is it gonna be Floyd Maywether and his wife that he loves to beat? Will it be some ultra cute anime girl? A cat? A literal pencil? I need answers! Will the CBBE effect be on or will they have their vanilla bodies. You really can't make this joke with Bethesda fans lmfao. I can only imagine how Skyrim fans take this joke.


Stealthawk988

Sombra 😏


Ph4ntom_within

Trevor Phillips.


dunmanme

it's mario


Pure_Film6680

Steve


epicurious_aussie

2B from Nier


Baggy_Socks

Yoshi from Mario Kart 64 or Blue/Red/Silver from the early colour Gameboy Pokémon blue/red/silver. I don’t game much…


Superclasheropeeka

Traveller with his dull blade.


H1veLeader

Mercy, overwatch


amboandy

I have over 4000 hours in r/cityskylines so I suppose a city is gonna drop on my head Sokovia style


Iamveryfunee

raiden im fuckin dead lmao


naughtynight26

Krieg The Psycho from Borderlands 2. Last thing I'll hear will be ,,HIPPLE SALADS!!"