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What is a gender neutral term for "M'lady"?

What is a gender neutral term for "M'lady"?

shitdashit

“You, there!”


DudeWhoLicksPeople

"You have violated the law!"


ManicFirestorm

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!


moxie132

You! You're the Grey Fox!


The-Pyro1

That ninja


5ecretbeef

Best side quest chain in the history of video games. The whole thieves guild saga in Oblivion could've been it's own game.


Majestic_Pancake

i'd debate this, i loved the dark brotherhood questline more, it felt so much better than any other quest in the game but i did enjoy the thieves guild questline too


Jokerspoon

YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER! YOU RUINED MY WIFE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!


Lapras_Lass

If relief is what you seek, head to the children's orphanage and take a leek.


Leifpete

But onions make my eyes all watery.


konydanza

LET'S GET TO BASHING BUTTS AS WELL AS DEEZ NUTS


xFREAKAZOIDx

Gamer Poop? Get back to the Normandy as soon as possible. We'll bang, OK?


R0b1nFeather

"Wait.. I know you!"


Deadfox1309

funnily enough if you just tab out, he just says alright then, with no further questions, lol


R0b1nFeather

Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits™


echoAwooo

Found the Yorkshire Tea drinker.


LazuliArtz

Pay a fine to the court or serve your sentence!


GanstaCatCT

Your stolen goods are now forfeit…!


lesser_panjandrum

"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people."


Saleh_Alghanami

"What say you in your defense"


Leharen

"...*Then pay with your blood!*"


N0thingRhymeswOrange

"By order of Lord Farquaad, I'm required to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated... resettlement... facility."


MrSabrewulf

Oh really? You and what army?


InquiringMindd

“Ogre!”


parsimonyvsaf

m'person


noonefrmnowhere

m'peep


Breffest

N'wah!


ArseTrumpet

You sswit!


guitarnowski

M'uman


redseaurchin

M'fam.


izzyoftheashtree

I came here to say m’person but now I think m’peep is superior


sllaBwithhairontheB

“Well, you could say Dennis.”


jaaaamesbaaxter

Well I didn’t know you were called Dennis!


_A_Friendly_Caesar_

Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?


Turbotopakk

What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!


SleepyBookCat

Well I am king


surrender_at_20

Oh king eh? Very nice! And how’d you get that? By exploiting the working class!


DaddyBeanDaddyBean

By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the social and economic differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress -


Liquid-Samurai

Oh Dennis there’s some lovely dirt down ere


willgvcxbxcws

M’dear person


Juumbe

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?


just_questioning

_shout_


ASharpYoungMan

"*FOOOOSSE*!" (Guard and random passer-by stagger as I die inside from not holding the button down long enough.)


Rare-Height-7956

What in the minor inconvenience was that?


Stunning-Style-2196

Surely not. This is the name of my butler. I think. Yes, I'm sure of it


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wallabyfloo

Hello there


Zv0g

General Kenobi!


Max_Fucking_Payne

You are a bold one.


edfghuiop

Kill him


AmityBlightsLeftSock

delilah


idiot_speaking

What's it like in Dunwall city?


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idiot_speaking

Girl, tonight you look so witchy


AmityBlightsLeftSock

yes you do


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breyrz

at this point i’d rather just be called a slur than m’theydy


murrimabutterfly

Same, tbh. Call me it. Call me thing. Don’t fucking call me theydy/m’theydy.


DeveloperAndy

"Check out that noise!"


itsyourmomcalling

You with the face.


adowjn

People without a face feel discriminated with this


Deetchy_

Not our fault they couldnt keep a straight face around Koh


mistylouwho2

Especially the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your house.


over26letters

M'atey of course. Edit: didn't expect this to blow up. Thanks for the awards people!


spiced_shrub

Pirates were so advanced for their time. Edit: Hey thanks for the award!


Canada_Haunts_Me

"We say *yo ho,* but we don't say *ho,* 'cause *ho* is disrespectful, yo!"


Sexy_Squid89

Wait, what is that from?


insidiousgenius

Key & Peele


Sexy_Squid89

Thank you!


khoabear

M'80 for short


saladass01293

Mm'kay


g0d15anath315t

M'They/Them


Semarc01

M‘Theydy


oww_my_freaking_ears

M’Person


More_Science4496

M’Dude


50puft

M'


malthar76

Mm’bop


repwin1

Meat bag


Cullygion

Statement: HK47 approves.


ChronoLegion2

Vehement agreement: Oh yes, master


danns87

I cannot *wait* for the remaster.


ChronoLegion2

Apparently it won’t be a simple remaster. They’ll be rebuilding it from the ground up. If they ever remaster the second one, I hope they include the missing content


Here-Is-TheEnd

Cautious optimism: I hope they improve swoop racing, lest my assassination protocols try to correct this error.


ChronoLegion2

Dreamy recollection: This reminds me of my definition of “love”


ah_wHat_is_hAppEnINg

Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...


[deleted]

Bite my shiny metal ass


MTAST

Bite my ∫hiny metal a∬.


Chilli_king_

Bite my glorious golden ass


Djinjja-Ninja

M'bag


POSITIVELY_ROMANTIC

M'fleshlight


sethro274

Negative, I’m a meat popsicle.


Fartin_LutherKing

Turn around.


Lucariorox_

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely.


Test-Potential

r/usernamechecksout


AllegedIchor

Esteemed guest!


LarkScarlett

To add another realistic answer … “M’leige” or “My Leige”. Generally masculine more often, but can technically also refer to a feminine (or non-binary) superior.


xmasreddit

Liege means "free", and is ambiguous between my liege lord (/lady) and my liege man ( = servant, \~= freely serving).


NerdIsACompliment

Probably the most realistic answer here! We actually use


Deep_Complaint5331

Oi cunt


egnards

Roy Kent?


GravityPools

He's here He's there He's every fucking where


shimian5

*annoyed grunt*


flawedmentalist69_

*growls*


Poem_for_your_sprog

Reluctant to make an assumption, you see - Presumptions of gender with *her* or with *he* - And since that I couldn't observe from the front - I went for the friendliest moniker: "Cunt."


product_of_boredom

I know "cunt" is used differently in Australia, but is it actually gender neutral there? I thought it was still a derogatory term for a woman- like a harsher version of "bitch"- just used very liberally.


IvyofRodor

I’m from the UK and it’s super common here too. And no it’s delightfully gender neutral. I use it to describe people/objects that are pissing me off.


usernameisdifficults

I am from the Netherlands and we use it too. Translated to kut


SNiCKeRDooDLES-457

A fellow Aussie I see


Redhead_893

Snickerdoodles, what have you done to your hair!??


Turbulent-Papaya-910

M'cDonalds


NatureGuy45

Why did this make me laugh out of all the things I've seen today?


Layne205

I'm lovin' it.


Mean-Argument3933

M'Human


huttonvxfvsqa

M'theydy Stolen from a meme, unsure of the source but credits to the OG


KristopherMontemayor

I normally hate things like this ie gentlethem Ect. But this just rolls off the tongue so nicely.


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eggsssssssss

“gentlethem” ooh that’s nauseating. Don’t think I’ve ever seen that one used in the wild, hope I never do. People who have weird ideological intolerance for gender-neutral pronouns really suck (despite those existing in english sinnes the daies ane anglish man spake thas aweies) but some of the ideas people cook up… ulgh. Honorable(?) mention goes to “folx”. That’s the opposite end of the spectrum, where the substitution is so close as to be practically identical to common usage, but it’s completely functionless (or, at best, strictly performative in function) as “folk(s)” is *already genderless*.


InvalidUsername2404

What’s a speciesnutral term for M’Human


POSITIVELY_ROMANTIC

M'being


anders_andersen

What's an entitiesneutral term for M'being?


POSITIVELY_ROMANTIC

M'Matter correction M'atter


Mean-Argument3933

Antimatter feels discriminated against


POSITIVELY_ROMANTIC

I see no way to avoid this issue without making it cliché


Max_Fucking_Payne

Just go with M'


GlumMathematician884

M’entity


TacoDrago

Men tity


xaanthar

Man titties?


juklwrochnowy

M'concept


lniko2

M'lifeform


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jephst

M’homo (sapien)?


Erikatharsis

Literally speaking, wouldn't that be "m'liege"?


sourceshrek

M’Law abiding citizen


Pur0_the_latex

I'm gonna commit arson to prove you wrong


Kitsune_cus_yes

Jokes on you, I’m a criminal!


roskalov

Not necessarily, your liege’s daughter would be a addressed as ‘My Lady’ yet she is not your liege


Thirdarm420

Now we see the Genderism inherent in the system!


downwitbrown

M’bop


Redhead_893

And for any siblings: A'dibbydop


downwitbrown

And bibimbap for Korean food


Redhead_893

Such a good dish! Now I know where the Mmmmmmm From mmmbop comes from!


SomeGingerDude419

M'skibidybopmdadup


Commander-Fox-Q-

M’Hanson


LaconicalAudio

B'dupa dop, is the customary reply.


swepdd

Oi


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Comrade


montevonzock

Ahem... # Soyuz nerushimyy # respublik svobodnykh # Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'. # Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyy voley narodov #Yedinyy, moguchiy Sovetskiy Soyuz!


vitaminba

Gesundheit


Ryan_Alving

Tovarich.


that_one_air_guy

M'fuckface. It's gender neutral


aDragonsAle

And with consent and an open mind, a good time


NatureGuy45

Mah dude


bentley72

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude. We’re all dudes!


BrawlStar17

Are there any other dudes I should know about? Gary: Meow


Nacho_eating_Zombie

M'multicellular organism.


Skylark_01

M’mmm


THEsharkymiragical

M’Tuna


pennielain

Oh M’Darlin oh m’darlin


ZengineerHarp

Oh m’darrrrrrlin Clementine


billy_the_kid16

My’ Theydy


Mean-Argument3933

My deity


HEYYAYBEBE

In England, My G. It can stand for My guy or My girl. It just doesn't tend to be used by 40 year old neckbeards


aykay55

We use “my g” in the States as well, I thought it meant “my gangster” or something like that


thatHecklerOverThere

It does. Probably got lost in translation on its way across the pond.


Content_Trainer_5383

In the medieval re-creational group to which I belong, the Herald says, "Lord's, Ladies, and Gentles...(short for gentle persons)


RippingMyBallsOpen

M'Genderneutral


account_depleted

Hey you


KungWoo

You're finally awake!


soldierof239

Y’all


Blitzilla

M'eh


cyainanotherlifebro

Your Majesty.


whispa55

Wassup my fellow human


rublehousen

M'comrade


emzyyx

Hello?


wantonbarbarian

Is it me your looking for?


Newphonewhodis333

I can see it in your eyes.


Sure-Succotash-2805

I can see it in your smile


downwitbrown

M’hello


Ender_Nobody

Marshm'hello.


thejazzmaster69

Hello there....


POSITIVELY_ROMANTIC

General kenobi


kxxndxvxs

You are a bold one. Kill him!


the21ms

M'other fucker


Plasticious

M'oderna.


Chevaboogaloo

Mmm'bop


cheesingMyB

M'meatbag


xEazyClapz

Mate


TimDOES

Just speak in robot voice and say “human”


TheHef81

Oi cunt!


Fiivestar13

M’ & M


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M’enby


Balkanier

M'nobinary hoes


Cactus_In_A_Tree

M’genderneutralterm


introverted-void

Nobody’s said m’lovely yet?


Austinuncrowned

M'dude


Head_Maintenance_323

m'fuckoff


lil_bb_gay

"oi b\*\*ch"


GEDAudio

Your majesty


CamperKuzey

S'moothskin