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trumps-toilet

Don’t do this to me dude…


POSITIVELY_ROMANTIC

Greasy and rancid with a hint of digested shit and a whole of cum


JadeiteSkull

Hey remember me lol


POSITIVELY_ROMANTIC

Sure is bro how's it being bro?


[deleted]

[удалено]


trumps-toilet

At least if we had to eat you, we’d get our daily dose of vegetables


PoppyPancakes

Pretty good


[deleted]

I am forced to kill and eat my lover...


frijolita_bonita

I want to eat you


the_asparagoose

like goose and asparagus


Wild_Alaskan

Will your pee smell funny afterwards?


the_asparagoose

probably


2dayoldtuna

Not bad


Shexars

Hope you kept it in the fridge fresh


soggy-wafflez

3/10


No_Camp_7237

Eww


Memerz_United

Never Eat Soggy Waffles


SuperBaconjam

It’s pretty fucking great, ngl


frijolita_bonita

I want to eat you!


SuperBaconjam

It would be worth a taste at least lol


Sidstepbacon

You‘d taste better than me, but I can‘t complain. It‘s just hard to get a bite.


Swirlyicecream

Amazing !


frijolita_bonita

I want to eat you


Swirlyicecream

0.o


solidsockunderurbed

i'd rather not


Scottishchicken

Taste like chicken


G_Rank_Tank

Deep fat-fried with a Mars bar in the middle


lil_curls

disgusting i might have salmonella


[deleted]

Yeah idk about this one


zdravomyslov

Like sweaty cabbage and vodka


YoloMasterson

Tastes like 2009


AwesomepotatoOO

Yum I love potatoes


ihatenuts69

happy cake day


PHMaEMS

It would be lead, because my username is an acronym for getting shot in the head.


rumars_inquestion

Please futher explain, I would like to know this.


levi_louis

so would i


POSITIVELY_ROMANTIC

What can i say this tastes like Romance, Love and Cheesy pickup lines in short POSITIVELY_ROMANTIC


miss-titties

Love you user and avatar


POSITIVELY_ROMANTIC

Thank you miss titties, your one looks even better # 😉


G_Rank_Tank

You guys are adorable ❤


dehydratedrain

Sounds like chocolate or edible flowers.


Wild_Alaskan

Like fish


BigBobbyWasabi

Spicy


eliseobigpp

oh no....


SCPFanPerson

The fabric of reality has collapsed or I've eaten a fellow patriot of science fiction


youridentityismine

tastes like people


rickandjoshua

Two sets of human bones


PoopLoofah

like yummy yum yumms


Weedbean42

Pretty decent.


honkinbooty

Pretty heckin good


DrinkLettuce

Well I think this ones pretty easy


bowl-kun

Soup yum yum yum.


d0gf15h

Battered, deep fried, little tartar sauce. Not bad at all.


ItsCrazyJuicy

ItsCrazyJuicy


boogerman23

It’s too sour


[deleted]

Tastes like tasty timeless aliens.


ThatOneCoolKid777

Illegal


PurplishSchlong

How am i supposed... ??? Like... Meat i guess?


[deleted]

shiny


Acatalepsy1

incomprehensible


[deleted]

Bones, Ones, and Zeros.


OGwalkingman

Varies person to person


[deleted]

You tell me.


whyareallusernamest

Tastes like all usernames being taken


Intelligent-Serve-31

I’m a cannibal I’m eating an intelligent server, serve makes me think of server


GRIMLOX367

I dunno… bitter?


I_likem_asstastic

Absolutely delightful.


Defpool

Like weed, vodka and a burger at the same time


m0mmysatan

so like a normal friday night


JohnSimth20210225

Taste like John


ElectricalWelder6408

Electrifying


pinkytoepikachu

Probably not good


Jamie-brittain

Like British food probably


Lancelot_Gaming

hey theres a skeleton in my food


Sketchybackpack

Quite plain


Happy_P3nguin

Not very good,.than goodness.


TheJazzKing06

Jazzy


Blue_Wolf_217

It makes me feel powerful…


tennesseebread

Like a sweet southern bakery


Oriental_Lobster

Probably amazing.


TurtleProphet420

I don't do this, I don't want to get high.


Hepititus_T

Fuck


mangolimon3

Fucking delicious


coffeeandnostalgia

Like coffee. And nostalgia.


BabiesInABlender

Taste like a whole blender.


[deleted]

Well I’m in trouble


major1256

Like ice apparently


Allisade

That's rather personal, she's a lady man.


Username_1987_

Where does gore fit into this? I have a strong stomach but even I'd gag and throw up.


hounds7824

well... its meat?


deliciouscocaine

Energetic


Orca_Mayo

I REALLY don't want to answer but probably overly salty.... and fishy...


Dr-WalterWhite

Like crystal blue


Prometheus-82

Hot


kittybigs

Probably ok if I’m starving and desperate


Fee-Decent

Idk how to change my username plz help


mxmnull

like nothing at all.


mrawesomesword

Metallic, iron-y. Kind of warm and soupy.


coolagentsnake

venom, look at my last word in my username.


bitterlemonada

i mean...


LACARA4D

Non existent Nvm, tastes like a 4d friend


TheWonderingBunyip

Just like air.


Sexy_milky

Is it bad to say good?


MoxieMan102

I’m a soda cannibal


bookreader114

Paper? And ive heard humans taste like chicken...


fortifier22

If I can't drink it, it looks like I'm eating raw baby formula... Don't know what that tastes like...


eatmypussy4dinner

Pussy-licious


TheLads66

Taste like me


HumongousLizard

a very big lizard


skwirrelnut

Skwirrel cum anyone?


GikataFromPoland

Hmmmmm i actually don't know how tastes anti-material rifle from poland


GertrudeHeizmann420

Illegal


euphausiid

Mmm, fish fingers


BigOleRooster

Probably like chicken…


nocontextbuttstuff7

Like shit


eggplant11

Fuck it


Spooky_stuff4

Spooky


upsidedownaliyah

like me but upside down !


Pammi1996

It tastes bland at the moment. Need to incorporate some spicy and sweet.


guysgluttonygames

I'm going to flavortown!


rumars_inquestion

questionable life choices.


AFuckingTrafficCone

Tastes like.. *rubber*


_Dirty_Socks

I’ve had worse


scarabteeth

crunchy....


Recover-Hopeful

Really unsure


beachbawlz

Sweaty.


No_Camp_7237

Umm well definitely not like a camp.


frijolita_bonita

¡Bien!


[deleted]

Probably fine


z0m-B-f0x

I think the meat has gone bad


wendigo_kitten

Whatever a mixture of dead flesh and fresh flesh tastes like.


McRimSandwich

Yeah baby... my favorite fetish


canned_beanz

So good compared to everyone else, I mean I hate beans but at least mine isn’t toilet related. You poor saps


ElectricityCake

Electric.


YourrLocalDummy

Stupid


space_taco15

Probably be better if it wasn't freeze dried


Copper_mask76r7

Oh!..... Here goes my weak teeth.


samueljacksonrelaxin

*Jeffery Dahmer has entered the chat*


[deleted]

Like pussy?


CHEESE0FEVIL

Like I wish I wasnt lack toes and told her aunt.


Dogterte

Dog


ThatOneDudeBehindYou

Like cannibalism...


sugarcocks

sugary


[deleted]

Like rice


DisgustinglyAwsome

Damn good but there's something wrong...


Unfair-Sandwich7994

its a bit unfair would you think


billy_bland

Bland.


1_ply_toilet_paper

come a littler closer #like paper


Soup_Half

1/2


greatthanksihateit

Great, thanks. I hate it.


Quirky-Stranger

Strange...


Benjamo_XD

Human skin, blood, bones, organs, etc bc my name on reddit is my nickname irl


Capn_Fab-Crab

Pretty good. Just need a garlic butter dipping sauce and it'll be even better.


Maybe-egg

Maybe it’s eggs


Nice_Swordfish_69420

I have no idea but problaly like chicken


bloodmidget

Bloody


sk8terd8ter

Like chicken


nvlicious

Delicious


potatertoto

Starchy


VisualResidual

uh synesthesia


Fat_Sum_Bitch

Fatty


allboolshite

Not great.


Bernie_Bro_Canada

Ben-Gay and maple syrup?


Special-Latina

Um. Uh oh. No thanks.


OhMylittleYouMe

definitely different that’s for sure


MagicSlushy-

Probably pretty wacky


PuckersMcColon

Maple syrup.


Phreshlybaked

Pretty freaking good man


Sunni_Fleur

I'll assume leafy, maybe summery. Never ate a sunflower before though.


IloveMemeslmfao

I honestly have no clue.


Person1243758

A little bloody


DipDipMiracleWhip

Yum


R3QU13M_

Dead...


Oddsemen

Not bad to be honest


Mrschickenface

Like chicken.


Funny_Medicine_4025

Edibles?


fang_silverwing2

😭 sorry fang but you would probably taste like chicken


d4redwood

Earthy.... Woody.... Like a pencil?


slidingice

Cold


LeSauerkraut

Amazing actually, that's why i picked it :D


NewRomanian

Hmmm, I'm not sure mine's legal


Hunters_Axe69

Metallic with a tinge of blood. Iron is good for you anyway


leobeer

Fantastic! I think I’ll have another!


JakeHeckmango

I die, because I’m allergic to mangos


Dog_person__

Hot


r-no-sleep

Like insomnia, ✨spicy✨


-dragonheart

im goin khaleesi on this shit


NotWorthSaving

Not worth saving.