What's the story behind your Reddit username?
By - Slight_Paranoia
Reddit chose it
Did the result make you grouchy?
Yes, I am grouchy about this username choice
Reddit made mine and it did make me rude
Well, you're just a flat fish. So you're harmless.
I was run over by a car… twice
Have you tried not playing in the street at night?
It was 8am, bright as shit out😭
Geez! Hope everything healed up ok!
Mine is SUCkMYDICk without the Ks backwards.
Hahaha nice! I would have missed that totally!
I made my money the old fashioned way.
Ugh... You and the other guy up there .. . u/speedbumpnation lol
🎶User GotRun0verByALexus, made some money the old-fashioned way. Guess the user almost was a pancake, but I, for one, am glad that you're okay.🎶
I just looked around my room, saw the pumpkin fairy lights hanging on my wall and thought “That’ll do.”
Lol I love it!
It’s a top secret section of a building.
O.o what building?
It’s a Walgreens.
Hahhahahhaha well alrighty!
Used a random word generator
Haha it sounds like some fishing pole out of a video game. "The FishButler2000 will slay all the fish!!"
I CANT BREATHE
Slammed my phone against the wall
Rofl, what did you get banned for?
WriteOrDie was taken.
Also a law student with a BA in English.
I too have a BA in English. And Russian. And a useless minor in history.
Reminds me of the video game Skate or Die from the 90s lol
Oh you write? Toy very much? 🙂
It was my cat’s name.
Sounds Harry Potter-esque.
Hello, Ray Leenage Mutant Vinja Turtles!
Shit my identity is public now fuck you
Sorry Shredder told me
how long did it take you to realise that?
About as long as my dick....so not that long
Wolverine was my fighter name and it helps that I look like him when I do the hairstyle lol a made a video on YouTube and it got very popular 7 years ago 😂😂
So... Link? Haha
Got you bro haha https://youtu.be/G04HU7Ozk4U
Well you aren't wrong... You pulled it off good lol.... The music was an especially groovy touch too lol
Haha thanks! I definitely look more like him now. I was 20 there. Currently 27 look much older and more jacked. I should do another video lol
lol a comparison ... go for it!
My last name is Haskins and I am a twin. People called us Haskins growing up because everyone couldn't tell us apart.
I don't like being called Morgan.
I'm not a fan of Morgan from Walking Dead / Fear the Walking Dead. But you are ok since you are ... Totally not Morgan.
Yeah, in fact I'm everything BUT Morgan
How about we call you Lessgan?
Hmm... That could work
But you are the One. Or the 191. Regardless you are hopeless, and I'm slightly paranoid. What a pair.
It's how I live my life.
Ayo we have the same numbers in our users
I just like coffee and the smell of it in the mornings. 247 just means 24/7
So do you prefer coffee in the mornings over in the evenings?
Coffee keeps me up at night so I don’t have it after 2-4 pm
Caffeine doesn't seem to keep me up at all... it frustrates my wife lol
I like Jack in the Box and my friend would joke about how all the girls called him Jack Frost
The tacos though .. on a late night... Mmmm
I sucked at counterstrike like 20 years ago. I found out later everyone was cheating but me. Anyhow, I played as fatkid. When “Blackhawk Down” came out I changed it to fatkiddown..
Fat kid down. Lmao.
Hahhaha it was horrible before Valve Anti-cheat, and even that took years to start working right. I played Day of Defeat in beta long before retail... Same issues.
Hahhaa omg I remember that one!
Lost two accounts to forgotten passwords & Reddit auto generated me this nonsense.
Haha nice. Interesting random name though...
It’s my mother’s maiden name and my atm PIN number
Don't do that!!
It was the result of a weird letter spam that I just adjusted a little bit. People always say there’s meaning behind something, I guess. LMAO
Read it out loud and you know what to do...
I wanted to become a young MCYT, however, I realized that dream wasn't going to succeed anytime soon, so I just gave up, while the "Neighborino" in it was because of my favorite game.
It's my YouTube channel name
Nice! Shameless plug... Let me go give you a few views!!
Look at you with 400+ subs! You go girl!
A silly nickname my boyfriend gave me. (My name starts with Mel and my middle name is Belle). Meliodas, I believe, he got from the anime Seven Deadly Sins.
He sounds like a fun guy!
Once upon a time my older sister and I were playing “Pebbles Big Barney Chase”, an old Flinstones themed online board game, on our desktop computer. At the time we were drinking small cans of sprite. Anyways, in this game you had to pick a username for both players. My older sister was teasing me and made me play as “Mini Soda” because of our beverages but much to her dismay every time I played as “Mini Soda” I won!!! I vowed on that day so many years ago that I would always use the username minisoda and as I grew older it stuck :)
Rdoggat is supposed to be dogg rat
A dog rat?? Lol rat as big as a dog?
Rodents of unusual size? I don’t think they even exist
ROUS's! lol they do in the Fire Swamp Mr. Dread Pirate Roberts!
It's my NSFW account. It's a stupid username that made me laugh.
Lol "but I love you, honest" haha
Brought to you by alliteration (though the links people draw to Smeagol and Smeargle are not lost on me).
Smeeeagol... Smeeeagollll... Why does it cry Smeagol?
Soooo funny story…
I can out rap anyone and everyone ive ever met and will meet
Spitting barz, sporting carz, shooting Starz, and toking cigarz!
You tried but failed because emceeing entails intellect combine with introspect, not only basic raps from the internet
Conscripting direct correlations from proceeding complexity comparable to buckminster's text
Yep, I'm not a linguistic for sure, good job man!
Not many emcees are linguists man, just want to be better at mastering the ceremony of rhyming, hence (Emcee or MC)
i love poptarts
Ooooh... Which is your fav flavor?
My favorite Yugioh character is Pegasus.
I’m wahkin ondacovah fah tha bahstan police depahment.
(*The Departed*, 2006)
I'm a BTS ARMY...
I'm just a big fan.
Back in the day you could order them everywhere and my older sister would always get them. Can't get them too many places these days.
It's like that actor but gross.
Carrot is my fav vegetable, and the acronym for "but I'm actually reading" cause I don't usually read much
Ha! So get credit when you actually ARE reading! I dig it!
i’m a giant rat
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage!
So 69 was taken?
Are you supposed to love them though? Isn't that like against the rules?
I have this recurring ‘fantasy’ or daydream of a forest, very green and overgrown, with a small path leading to a little house in the trees. It’s been a vivid memory since I was a child. I’m unsure of if it was a prior dream, a place my heart craves or if it’s somewhere maybe I was in another life? When I can’t sleep, I think of my forest ‘home’ and drift off easily. I belong there, but I’ve yet to find it.
I remember a recurring dream I had of something similar as a kid.... haven't dreamt that in years. Always awoke when I got to this gate in the forest... I never had the key.
Do you enjoy reading? Maybe we both read a book with a forest that sounded appealing…hmmm
I don't read as much as I used to, but I was like 8 or 9 when this was happening. More than likely it was something like the Neverending Story or something lol
I loved that movie!
Me too! I have a Golden-Doodle now, and when he lays down he looks like Falcor :)
Aw I bet he’s adorable. I need to watch that movie soon. It’s been years
It was something said on one of the weirdest CDs I ever listened to back in my college/psychedelics days. A radio call-in show by a group called Negativland, and the main "host" of the show all of a sudden started calling himself the Clorox Cowboy, like right in the middle of the show and claiming he was a different person than the one talking to people before. The name just always stuck in my head.
Sounds like bipolar going on there.
The show was part comedy and part deliberate insanity. There was apparently this whole subculture in the 80s and early 90s dedicated to tinkering with electronics, mixing music with random sounds, and just generally messing with people.
pretty self explanatory
That's awesome! someone for everyone!
I uhmm... prefer not to say...
And that's perfectly ok :)
The nickname of the city I live in and my pets name
Your city is nicknamed Bandit? Cool!! :)
My cities nickname is Darkside
:) Was being fun... I don't think my city has a nickname lol
Really?! Every city has a nickname, doesn’t it?
Well looky there. Mine's nickname is "Hub City" according to google. LOL
In the comic book of The Boys, there is a completely pathetic and probably mentally challenged character who just keeps offering gum to everyone even during the middle of a fight and his name is Gumchum
Like the show on Amazon? There's a comic for it? Cool!
I just like to cum.
Well ok then lol
Anyone that uses Keflex will die.
Had to google that one. I'll take your word for it :)
I like eggs
What's your fav way to have them prepared?
Over easy on a piece of toast with mayonnaise 😋😋😋😋 have it almost every morning, and if I'm feeling special, a piece of bacon.
I don't care about atherosclerosis, just give me my eggs!!!!!
Hahaha, that sounds SO good right now! The toast that is... not the atherosclerosis.
just a random thought
My Among Us character's name is always Sus.
Unrequited love for a fictional wizard
Those are the best kind!
I forgot to give myself an actual username
Long time lurker but after I began doing jigsaw puzzles during the pandemic I wanted to post in the Jigsaw Puzzle subreddit. So I joined Reddit.
Lurking is ok... and so is sharing your completed jigsaw puzzles!
HDMI, from an engineer and end user standpoint, sucks and I hate it.
I created a secret language, and it's my first name in that language
Very cool! Is it a complete language? Does anyone else know it?
Yes it's a complete language, and only some of my friends and some of my family knows it.
that's some Tolkien and Martin level stuff. Good job!
I didn't think they'd allow "piss on you"
I dunno... there are a lot of user names that are pretty close to that caliber lol
"Your username is how you die, how screwed are you?"
"A zombie apocalypse, your weapon is whatever you last bought, what is it?"
"You're stuck in the last video game you played, how screwed are you?"
Yeah, the quality of r/AskReddit questions is sometimes... pre-elementary I suppose lol
He told me I’m a good bean. I said, “Call me Jelly.”
The name's Bean.....
*puts on sunglasses*
Awwww... that's sweet!
Well, my name is Bob, so...
Good to meet you George!
It's pronounced "Kevin"
T - Y - L - E - R... got it.
I like books and rats. And if you say it over and over and over it sounds like you're beat boxing.
Hahahaha! My wife likes boots and pants!!! and boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
That was me today! Just for the simple fact I was going for a hike and only managed boots and pants and didn't know what top I wanted to wear. #firstworldproblems
Its a rough life.... :) I feel you!
I LOVE SHREK
I am a doctor who fan.
Who's your fav Doctor? My kid's is David Tenet.
Same I love David Tennant more!!!
Walkingshitpost was taken so was shitposter so I added an extra er to make it shittier. I think I also got the idea from this youtuber named Swagger for some reason
My old nickname was ghosty due to my Halloween costume one year, and all I rememberr was drinking like 10 Caprisons that night.
I’m angsty and I love cookies.
It's what women say to me.
I made up a word so I’d have a unique username, then I started getting replies about it being a van *and* the name of a knife brand :/
I used to play competitive A Game of Thrones the Card Game, and I was building a Tyrell/Free Folk deck that week. A Tyrell-Rebellion if you will.
I have a really long black and white cat.
I used to frequent the IMDb forums (RIP) and there was a user who had this name.
tl'dr I stole it.
Two of my favorite childhood movies put together
Back when I could do a flip I did 22 consecutive flips without failing and that was the best I could do
I love memes and Mac and cheese. Creative, I know.
Bro i dont even know i was probably high or drunk or high and drunk
Literally just forty-eight.
But it's a number that stuck with me because of a highschool prank, I think?!
my country's let me down so i'm mocking it
I like gay hentai