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Your username is the name of a new shop and you are opening tommorow. What do you sell? How fucked are you?

Your username is the name of a new shop and you are opening tommorow. What do you sell? How fucked are you?

I-AM-Canadian-Eh

Not too fucked. Hockey equipment, maple syrup, canoes, you know the good stuff.


jdsuperman

Poutine? If so, I'm in.


I-AM-Canadian-Eh

Of course, in the food court next to the donairs.


jdsuperman

Now that one I had to look up - although I'm familiar with the word doner, so it makes sense now that I see it.


TidalLion

Dude, I'd be willing to work there because I'd actually have an idea about the products.


LemonSeals_

we sell lemons and seal plushies. probably terribly as the novelty would be passed within the week.


Pyroburner

Pyrotechnics


TidalLion

Guess I either sell custom surf boards or diving gear. I know very little about either so I'm screwed


ClogsInBronteland

Or sea-lions.


TidalLion

Like a tour business?


ClogsInBronteland

Also a good idea! I meant the actual animal. Haha


TidalLion

I don't think I'd be able to sell them, but a tour business would be cool. Great for tourists and locals.


ClogsInBronteland

Depends where you have the business but I do like trips!


grombleduke

Come on down to *Grombleduke,* your one-stop shopping for all gromble and gromble accessories! We've got the new Narthex 13.9, with optional diatious detachor! Unheard of deals on the Clargen 8 - waterproof coating both inside and out! And if you're just into grombling, we have fantastic prices on used and refurbished Tarblidane 33s - metric *and* imperial!


TidalLion

This sounds like an ad in an interdimentional cable episode. You literally could say that it was a cut ad and no one would likely know any different


Dear_Alice_99

But do they have grimgrams?


grombleduke

Okay, so stock is low on grimgrams right now, but we do offer a full line of grimgram-compatible Storjins. They don't have the bi-capacity Shellnax interface, but unless you're working with old Parnix-12 systems they'll do you just fine.


Dear_Alice_99

I'll buy some, how many bimbachs do they cost?


grombleduke

Normally they're 8 bimbachs apiece, but if you go with used I can do you 2 for 14 with a parlek coupler.


Dear_Alice_99

hmmm... Fine, I'll get a new one. I only have 7 bimbachs right now, so I'll give you this walrus.


JustJaguar

Equipment, enrichment and supplies needed for keeping bigcats. Basically pet store


ClogsInBronteland

Welcome to Haworth West Yorkshire U.K. here you can buy Dutch Clogs! What do you mean they are not very comfortable on cobbled hills?


whorebxtch

Slutty shit


[deleted]

Shit yeah


jdsuperman

Jack Daniel's and superhero memorabilia, I guess. Does that work for anyone?


NonAmusedPebble

Rocks


ScatpornCrothers

My store will do just fine.


Yorkshireman26

**Yorkshireman26** I sell parkin, puddings, terriers and flat caps


Justguccienough

Fake Gucci products that are just convincing enough to seem real.. I think I might be okay.


Heter-0-phobic

LGBT themed sex toys


I_am_Dirty_Dan69

Spongebob merch. I think I'd do alright


jj-knolselder

Knolselders... Pretty fucked as it spoils pretty fast


NucIearBomb

bombs away I guess