Your username is the name of a new shop and you are opening tommorow. What do you sell? How fucked are you?
By - I-AM-Canadian-Eh
Not too fucked. Hockey equipment, maple syrup, canoes, you know the good stuff.
Poutine? If so, I'm in.
Of course, in the food court next to the donairs.
Now that one I had to look up - although I'm familiar with the word doner, so it makes sense now that I see it.
Dude, I'd be willing to work there because I'd actually have an idea about the products.
we sell lemons and seal plushies. probably terribly as the novelty would be passed within the week.
Guess I either sell custom surf boards or diving gear. I know very little about either so I'm screwed
Like a tour business?
Also a good idea! I meant the actual animal. Haha
I don't think I'd be able to sell them, but a tour business would be cool. Great for tourists and locals.
Depends where you have the business but I do like trips!
Come on down to *Grombleduke,* your one-stop shopping for all gromble and gromble accessories! We've got the new Narthex 13.9, with optional diatious detachor! Unheard of deals on the Clargen 8 - waterproof coating both inside and out! And if you're just into grombling, we have fantastic prices on used and refurbished Tarblidane 33s - metric *and* imperial!
This sounds like an ad in an interdimentional cable episode. You literally could say that it was a cut ad and no one would likely know any different
But do they have grimgrams?
Okay, so stock is low on grimgrams right now, but we do offer a full line of grimgram-compatible Storjins. They don't have the bi-capacity Shellnax interface, but unless you're working with old Parnix-12 systems they'll do you just fine.
I'll buy some, how many bimbachs do they cost?
Normally they're 8 bimbachs apiece, but if you go with used I can do you 2 for 14 with a parlek coupler.
hmmm... Fine, I'll get a new one. I only have 7 bimbachs right now, so I'll give you this walrus.
Equipment, enrichment and supplies needed for keeping bigcats.
Basically pet store
Welcome to Haworth West Yorkshire U.K. here you can buy Dutch Clogs!
What do you mean they are not very comfortable on cobbled hills?
Jack Daniel's and superhero memorabilia, I guess. Does that work for anyone?
My store will do just fine.
I sell parkin, puddings, terriers and flat caps
Fake Gucci products that are just convincing enough to seem real.. I think I might be okay.
LGBT themed sex toys
Spongebob merch. I think I'd do alright
Pretty fucked as it spoils pretty fast
bombs away I guess