T O P
unnecessary_teamwork

Dead


JazzlikeConsequence3

Yeah!


Good_Parsnip_5091

Customers


RevolutionaryHand699

A anagram of customers is store scum


OldSoulRobertson

I work in retail... This is absolutely true. Just yesterday, this one guy I think of as Sir Smiler came in with his sister and bought groceries as regular customers do. Some time after they left, Sir Smiler came back in to buy a single drink and left again, only he drank it just outside in front of the store before immediately coming back in to buy another drink. He left, drank that second drink, and came right back in. And again. And again. And don't even get me started on the strong and ambulatory people getting a cart and spending half an hour in the tiny store just to get a few items that can easily be carried together by hand or in a basket.


jfkreidler

My favorite is the people who come in with this story: The store across the street carries Item X, but it is too expensive so I can't buy it. You promised you would beat their price. (No, my store doesn't promise that.) Your store doesn't carry Item X. You owe me a refund on Item X at the other store's price because you won't beat the price. Happens once a week. Different people every time.


M0m0_SpaceCadet

NPCs


Sad_Character_7610

I don't call them coz I don't have their phone numbers


OldSoulRobertson

Hol' up.


Steveelectric907

Dead


PhantomLiberty

Braindead


FarComplaint2974

Politicians


BartuceX

Both sides are not the same. Unless you are clueless.


JudgeHodorMD

You realize the comment claimed politicians are stupid without commenting on whether or not both sides are the same?


OldSoulRobertson

I appreciate the opposing views of different political parties, but I really wish they would use their differences as a collective strength instead of trying to tear each other down.


Plant_in_a_jar

No matter who gets in the changes I want don’t happen. Seems the same to me. Political system is proven not to work, why do we still use it? Total political reform! 🇫🇷


GabiWasab1

Smooth brains


jyllyn_croor

Can't have a smooth brain w/o cells.


LongjumpingMath9191

"You are dumber than a single-celled amoeba"


colinvda

Politicians. Or the general public. Or both.


milo_bean

Kevin


GAGA50_

Yeah fuck Kevin


M4A3E8_Sherman_Easy8

yeah


NothingMysterious303

For sure kevin


Melodic_Society_3164

Cellmates, bdms-ts


tarnishedhuntress

Tenors


Throwawayblowawayno

That provoked a laugh.


kainilyard

Brainless


DWGJay

That one guy/the rest of your group project.


duskwoodgirl

Ignorants?


[deleted]

Cell-O


Throwawayblowawayno

Anything you like.


antagron1

Skeletons


Successful-Eye-4100

robots


RevolutionaryCoat358

Dolbayeb


[deleted]

A dumdum


Plant_in_a_jar

Dumdum give me gumgum


ksm-mashfi

Dead


BroderickDolata

KNUCKLE DRAGGING THUNDER CUNTS! No banana for you dumb ape! 🍌....... 🦍


UngaBunga1167

Small minded. It’s a no brainer, really.


DoE_Con345-

absolute fucking mongrels, a fav of mine


USERNAME_ERROR_420

My boss


Harvard-23

Redditters


[deleted]

Family


sith_potato

My classmates


Amy_Yuri

Me


BadAdviceGiver666

Myself, LOL.


angry_amethyst

My in-laws.


Behemothlemur

The entire bts fanbase


Atmisevil

Most Tiktokers.


Cyrus_Imperative

Anencephalates. Or maybe just "former President".


The_Speedrunner

Oonga Boongas


katzgar

Trump supporters anti-vaxxers anti-maskers


ManlySey

Trump supporters? Especially the ones who think Trump is there for them. Who remembers his capital speech ‘I will walk with you’ and he fucks off no where to be seen. Just like…..Trump


AzryxTheFolf

The average Tik Tok tween.


nemoplusiur

You don’t call them - how would they pick up the phone without a brain?


WarperSan

Me


Caesar_Monke

no u


Falloonies

U, no


internetsss

i also vote for u/WarperSan


syrus53

Antivaxers


JustAnotherGuyn

Should not have had to scroll this far to find this answer


Msmith_96

Women who's first message asks for your height.


OldSoulRobertson

5'8", and I absolutely own every single inch I don't have.


oneeighteenam

If I’m ever wing manning for you, I’ll tell people I’m 6’7, so that you’ll appear to be 6’


Silent_Care2750

Anti Vaxxers


OldSoulRobertson

I see a lot of hate for anti-vaccination people in general (not even talking about the doubly controversial 2020 disease vaccine), and but I've heard evidence for and against both sides. Personally, I'm on the fence regarding vaccinations.


Plant_in_a_jar

People were calling you stupid for not getting it before it was even approved by anyone legit. They are safe, but the political practices surrounding making them mandatory isn’t. The only real reason to not get vaccinated (aside from religion or allergies) is in protest of it being made mandatory. People have the right to not want your medicine. It’s discrimination to separate people biased on belief. If your beliefs prevent you getting the vaccine and not being vaccinated means you’re separated from those who do, then you are being separated biased on your beliefs. Separation is discrimination, and discrimination creates prejudice


OldSoulRobertson

Thank you for your level-headed response. More people with viewpoints like that are needed in this world.


Plainhamborgor

Flat earthers, panic buyers, anti vaxxers, covidiots.


[deleted]

I live in Alabama. I call them neighbors.


Magnus_Helgisson

Anencephallus.


The1Real1One

Co workers :/


Scriptub

Me


Dramatic_Original_29

Coworkers


BadWolf2187

Instagram/Twitter users


KristinaPizzaRolls

People who still think the earth is flat


Leading_Ad7548

Humans?


SirGuido

Steelers fans.


he1pme69420

Me


la__squadra_

Dead


JudgeHodorMD

Campers at Whispering Rock


VooBu_

A husk of a human


Free_Understanding92

Politicians


blaliceInBlundaland

Braindead. Like People who hate others based on who they voted for and those who believe the media and hate on first responders and Healthcare workers because YouTube told them to 🥴


Lilylivered_Flashman

Numbskull


Toriexo

Politicians?


GAGA50_

Dylan


M4A3E8_Sherman_Easy8

Me


Deklan56

u/Deklan56


XxSPUDDIExX_

Aston Laing


TheCheeryStranger

here we go


AlphaManipulator

My I mean meei I mean mey


S1RCR33D

Politicians, for sure


Hobo_Dood

Clickbait youtubers


Pear-Proud

AI


Vinylloverfrom4311

Owner of the dumbest automotive channel on YouTube.


notsoviolent42

Twitters


Odd_Ad229

Me


nvlicious

Zombies?


hispanicbigbird

Pigeons


Soap_on_Gfuel

My random teammates on online video games


learnandgrow5

Don't call them, they'll not answer you.


Hvitr_Lodenbak

Politicians!


thatgachanamedcayde

Empty heads


TheBrassDancer

Tories.


Character_Owl6473

Ze-Bra-Cell-ions


Legal-Comfort9537

Twins


Disastrous-Resort-45

Non existant


Imissdusty

Mr president


weird_throwaway_sad

Americans


-AMiEVENALIVE-

A no brainer


FullOfATook

Probably couldn’t be classified as a human, tbh.


PhoenixGamer34

Fucktards


aps4fan

People with zero brain cells


Ok_Butterscotch1549

Lobotomites


raxacorico_4

Conservatives


The_Healed

Trumpers


DarthTrafford

Trump supporters!


destroyerpet

Zero + brain cells = zebra cells


Brimstonemage

You can't cause they don't even understand any language


sightssk

I guess you haven't heard politicians and their followers


Brimstonemage

Yeah I'm not touching those guys I might catch brain rot


sightssk

Understandable


soia_tofu

Op


Sir_Daniel_Fortesque

An amoeba


19alifbaypay

Racist people i guess And people who feed the trolls


Silverboy19

Trump


ciderfizz

Trump


Carrotandstick50

Maga


bertiebastard

#Trump supporters


Throwawayblowawayno

Height of originality.


bertiebastard

Facts don't lie.


Throwawayblowawayno

Steady on, Shapiro.


Noir_Mood

Donald supporters.


SchinkenKanone

Politicians


perfota

Antivaxers


Ok-Arm1912

Anti-vaxxers


Cultural-Post5915

joe biden


New_Satisfaction2566

Dead


lieu_Suphar

Mum, Auntie, John who is my Uncle with neuro-degenerative disease. Why do you ask?


According-Tea-6350

Otakus


momogirl200

I call them “fillers”. You know the type - the ones who, when you talk to them, look vacantly through you as if there is only the tiniest bit of consciousness in them.


Short_Explanation363

Dream Stans


OneSmallTrauma

Single celled organisms!!!


bill24681

Packers fans


Funky-sack

Leftists


thatdragoonplayer

Karen if female, Kevin if male.


dallasmysterylover

Trump supporters.


meeseeksab8rway

Republicans


OffshoreTransaction

Democrats.


shera0829

Trump supporters.


Chef73

Maga


BartuceX

Antivaxers.


ronavariant

Liberals


mlgbt1985

Trumplicans


psycho_rabbit-sex420

Mr.President


canadainuk

Republicans


ApprehensivePick2989

Democrats.


Bummer-man

Americans.


EvilAlicia

anti-vaxxers, conspiracy idiots, racists, sexists, LGBTQ-phobes


wheres_the_revolt

Trump supporters


No-Caramel-4417

Trumpers


Voxael

Conservatives


ApprehensivePick2989

Liberals.


OldSoulRobertson

Both sides have brain cells and need to combine those brain cells to make a beneficial outcome.


Noodlehead1074

Bots, apes, chimps, Melbourne lockdown protestors, npcs


JazzlikeConsequence3

Haha I can assure you apes got more brain cells than these weird ass wannabes I find on Reddit comment section lol. And you’re so right about those protestors 👏


hyrulian_princess

Republicans


babbylonmon

Republicans


[deleted]

Dumb!


sightssk

Vacuum head


X-cessive-leader

Family


WarLordBlitz

Coppers


OldSoulRobertson

Mummies.


MilwaukeeDave

Koala bears.


ramothrider69

Tories


forfakessake1

Karen?


Fun_Outlandishness36

vegan animal rights activise's lol.


Motanfoutune

Useless waste of oxygen. . .or Reddit downvoter


Iamalittlelamb

Technical term is idiot. Idiot means the dumbest possible. Worst than retart.


Grand_Log813

Democrats


tomartig

Democrats


horny-blair-witch

Feminists


Delam2

Feminism, at its heart is about gender equality… granted, many feminists take their ideology far beyond that, but I think it’s disingenuous to blanket label anyone who wants gender equality as someone with zero brain cells.


Boris740

Trolls


sightssk

*people who feed trolls


ArnoldQMudskipper

Thought this was gonna be a joke. Looks like it's a 'insert person you wanna insult here' post. Lame.


Harvard-23

BIDEN PUPPETTEERS


Last_Chemist_1111

Dumocrats, Bernidiots, everyone on Reddit that lives in Mommies basement smoking weed and commenting for likes to justify their sad existence.