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You get superpowers that are based on your reddit name. What are your powers?

You get superpowers that are based on your reddit name. What are your powers?

SendUrMomsNudes

Everyone sends me their moms nudes whenever I ask for them.


TheAubergineMan1987

Go go gadget, Aubergine.


FirstKingOfNothing

I can make anything into nothing


[deleted]

Writing and kinky stuff... wait, I already have those powers.


bluemoonhoneybun

Occasionally when I eat a honey bun, I turn into a werewolf at midnight that night.


Sea_Ad4805

I’m one of those airplanes that fly over the beach with an advertisement banner fluttering behind it. Or a giant beach blimp, also with prime advertisement.


0xb4adc0d3_

Idk? Hack stuff Lmao


TheImpostor28

The ability to vent and kill everyone


gateau_au_chocolat

I can change everything into chocolate cake


teawithbaphomet

Consult occult deities over high tea.


systemreb00t

tech based powers. controling electricity and devices? something along those lines.


icygasgiant

Gravitational pull


EatingTurkey

God I hate my Reddit name.


ZiggyCropduster

Either I'm super gassy, or I just make plants grow well. I would have picked making plants grow, but I definitely am already stuck with the gassiness.


J3221X

It’s my gaming name, so if I could steal a superpower most games share.. guess I’d respawn whenever I died.


Victoria4fun8120

Uhhhhhhh.... I have another account with unicorn in it so unicorn powers ig


Smite76

I can obliterate the number 76


CiferLu86

The power to rule hell


Bikeboy76

I already have those powers. Third in the world, baby.


DW1H

Beam [Desu Wa 1 Hour](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEHW96o9ORY) directly into people's minds.


imgcgaming

Thats gonna leave a mark


cocoabeachstocks

Hmmm probably some sandy stock picks


1ofThoseTrolls

I stop goats from crossing bridges


courteously-curious

I can read minds non-invasively in a way that never violates privacy, and I have super-senses such as X-Ray vision but they include a privacy filter.


Good_nuff

I’m able to make people become devastatingly adequate


Zealousideal-Rich-67

Maybe something about being rich idk 🤷🏿‍♂️


No-Pineapple1116

There will be no pineapples


Igloo420

Weed


cherry_seas

If I’m surrounded by water, I can choose to turn it into Cherry juice


LightningDude898

I’m about to drop the THUNDERRRR, well it’s Lightning


sjlplat

I can spontaneously flatten anything.


Pseudonymico

When I tell someone who I am, they believe me.


Lunastclaire-clark

I turn into a shitty oc I made when I was 14


Philaharmic

I become a bard, and music magic