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bluelion70

“Dangerous curves ahead”


hairy401

ngl i met my sons mother in a strip club and when i do see that sign i instantly think of her


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hairy401

lol she had it made, she had 3 older gentleman”regulars” come in to talk for 1-2 hours at a time and they would pay thousands at a time just to talk, while i creepily watched from the other end of the bar sipping on some cold ones


zeetlo

Haha that's good 👍


Wolf110ci

Came here for this one.


wilsonism

Dead end


traimera

Me too, but it's because she's actually dead.


QuicheSmash

Same. Except he.


Tnkgirl357

RIP Ray. Not because I miss you, but because I know your kids do even if you were never there for them.


kraziefish

Yikes


GingerTats

This answer was my first thought because of this and I felt bad for being so morbid. Glad to see I'm not alone.


Giggles567

I also choose this guys dead girlfriend


halfbakedcookies95

Sigh, same


Expensive-Argument-7

My ex was an emotional void. You could invest so much time and energy into her a basically get nothing back. Did not contribute much to the relationship


deadpoetic333

Same, turned out she was cheating and just wasting my time


CynicalSchoolboy

I think I have just learned the true meaning of the phrase “triggered.”


HowDoIGetToFacebook

Ah, beat me to it


axa645

*sigh* >!r/beatmeattoit!<


Panther81277

High occupancy vehicle only lane


Direct_Scarcity_2471

You were cheated on?


Speculosity

No, they're a car.


Soytaco

A bus*


mienaikoe

r/bitchimabus


CaptainPineapple200

Reddit will never cease to surprise me with how many random subreddits there are with such odd topics.


displaced_virginian

Pulling a train.


Soap-Dispenser

Carrying elephants


l19mxd

[fingeringhoe Road](https://amp.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1oezj9/fingringhoe_road/)


DLIPBCrashDavis

So would “Train crossing” be appropriate?


flagstash

Caution: Man hole


janemp1900

That could taken 2 ways...


TurianVakarian

He could take it two ways too


lurking1234566

Caution falling rocks. She was addicted to crack cocaine.


absat41

Speed Limit 90


noire_cotic

r/unexpected


ConcentrateAnxious68

I was gonna use the same one for very different reasons lmao


mamaswa

Disaster area


fxx_255

Found mine!


bearsdoingheadstands

Proceed with caution


Already-disarmed

Oh man if only I'd seen this sign earlier....


Goodstapo

Do not enter.


downbleed

Wrong way


Boxfullabatz

One Way Only


9fingfing

STOP


BatmansQueefBreath

U-Turn


MrPoopyButthole901

No Parking in Rear


Gay-People-Rights

username checks out


NotYourSnowBunny

Most recent? WRONG WAY, DANGER


DigitalTP

WRONG WAY


Bribase

Nobody ever told her


Caedro

Strong if I can but I am only a man.


mrbadxampl

*trombone solo*


Wolf_Mans_Got_Nards

Down a one waaaay streeeet!


sniffable_mayonnaise

Turn Around


tindarius

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming 'round


Shadow288

Turn around


sdchibi

Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears


DarkraiNet

Turn around...


rolliboi

Bright eyes...


HolyMolyGawkomole

Every now and then I fall apart...


Azigol

AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT!!


psycholepzy

AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER!!


Salt_Air07

And if you’ll only hold me *tight*


hedekar

And if you only hold me tight,


Zockeplast

Aaahhh, internet. ❣️


HuskyDJ2015

r/redditsings


Harstar

Every now and then I fall apart


diskdiffusion

Open manhole


fulthrottlejazzhands

The word "manhole" never fails to crack me up. There's a famous TV interview with the head of NYC transportation claiming "my men are constantly going in and out of manholes" when he was talking about fixing some rolling brownouts. In the background, his entire staff is cracking up.


killerabbit

You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that manhole


rvhsmith

Caution: Icy Surface


ttyyuu12345

Bridge may ice in cold weather


lodger238

I was in a sandwich shop when a guy came in and ordered something "*tall, cold, and fast*". I said it sounds like you want my ex-wife.


Gyrovague_Greyling

"Caution: Men Working"


JitterySmithy

Damn, that hit too close.


iConfessor

oof


ordinaryghostman

Do not pick up hitchhikers.


imwearingredsocks

This is the one I wanted to write. They’ll try to hitch a ride for life. Just keep driving.


Jeramy_Jones

Could also be a metaphor for STI’s.


NothingAltruistic517

Wreckage ahead


FindingPIMO

No Entry


1Shadowspark1

*NO ENTRY WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION!*


greenteadoges

DANGER! Toxic waste


BadasssViking

This.


the_quietkid69

I don't have a street sign


Storytellerjack

I don't g... oh, like you don't have an ex. That could be bad, or good.


AGaMeZ3307

Yeah some punk kids. Took it sounds familiar


aidanjay2001

🤣🤣🤣 this answer is brilliant


Kingmaniac-22

The pain in it is quite loud😂🥲


Quiveryjester0

Slippery road ahead ...I should call her


Teal2289

Rub one out first mate


burnerboo

PNC is real.


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Yeah it’s a bank?


VeeVins007

“Slippery when wet”. I… I’ll leave now


Chris_ssj2

Yeah you should


gd_lucyfreindasher

Caution: steep downhill


shinyhappycat

STOP


Liripipe_

In the name of love?


kerensky04

Before you break my heart.


FickleObsession

Before you break my heart


catincal

Think it over


mrbadxampl

Hammer Time!


Guava7

Collaborate and listen


thewebspinner

Psych Ward, 2 miles


AmbitiousZucchini93

I feel this to my core


Reverend-Funyun

Slow child at play


cyberjig

There’s one of these signs in my neighborhood and I feel like it needs some punctuation to get the intended message across, but maybe they are just warning us about a slow child?


dotslashpunk

yeah they clarified that one: now they say “slow children ahead”. Glad they cleared it up.


McZwiers

Ran off with her boss’ son who’s 15 years older than her blvd


dirtewokntheboys

That's quite a specific street name 😆


RunnyPlease

Locals will just call it Ran off Blvd but will insist tourists use the full name or they’ll pretend not to understand.


brndm

Haha, so true!


thestarskyeffect

Sounds more that it should in Avenue


McZwiers

Crap, you’re right


theredditforwork

I don't know why but the "blvd" part made me laugh. Hope things are better OP.


McZwiers

It was nearly seven years ago, life’s good haha


dartie

Cattle On Road


Florida_man4

No u-turn


TheOwlisAlwaysNow

Weird no one has one way street


Bobbacata12

"Beware of snakes"


Puttegris

Detour


Imasniffachair

Unstable Bridge


liveslowdiewhenevs

Wide load


egnards

She doesn't, she's the gas street lamp illuminating the sign.


pilsnerpapi84

i see what you did there.


outtsideyerhouse

Caution: Slow


skiwlkr

Under construction 🚧


ziostraccette

Danger Ahead, Turn Around. With big flashing lights too.


mrghort

Feral Goats for 2 miles


PMME_UR_LADYPARTSPLZ

Free parking


tipenewhite

Speed Humps Ahead


estsxt

One Way & Rough Road both came to mind immediately. Followed by Dead End. All of which are very accurate.


GideonStargraves

Objects in mirror may be crazier than they appear.


SupposedMage420

Watch for cross traffic


Askdrillsarge

Dip


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PCB4lyfe

I used to live near Lunt St, they finally got sick of changing the sign and made it cursive.


1leftbehind19

There is a Hymen St close to where I live, but that would never describe any exes I have.


PCB4lyfe

More like "Hi Men"


inevitabilityalarm

Brilliant


TezMono

Lmaoo fuckin winner right here!


MattyBreland

No Parking


LolImALoserHaha

Just a picture of a cow


jttIII

It would just be a pretty sign that I'd follow only to find out after miles of distance time and money it fkn lied to me...


iger4o

Homerun


Klautsche

This. Edit: Have an award for the most accurate answer


TimFromTampa

Easy entry


neuroplastic1

"Wrong way," because if I'd kept going that direction it wouldn't have ended well, but she is a perfectly wonderful human, and we just weren't the right fit for one another.


Respect4All_512

Congratulations on being a functional human. Sometimes people just want and/or need different things. That's ok. Not all breakups have to be shitshows.


rmtwosmoker

Parking in rear


Rexiviore

Caution clearance height of 6’5 required


Plane-Being1274

Always open


pigeonscarriedmeaway

It would be less of a sign and more of a flattened traffic cone sticking out of a pothole


BackwardsLongJump-

Lesbian Crossing. Good for her.


kubrickfanclub_

I wish I could tell my ex it’s okay to be open and gay. But he was an asshole and I don’t feel like ever talking to him again LOL


iger4o

Not your fault king


gaylurking

Surprisingly wholesome comment in a thread about exes.


Kalsor

Slow: children playing


SLOWchildrenplaying

We never dated, nerd.


elikoda42069

🤨🖐️


quackl11

I read this as all one thing at first without the semicolon... very different meaning lol


Purplociraptor

There is no semicolon


Piwx2019

Do Not Enter


Golemfrost

Lovely and caring


pmmeyourcarinsurance

Blink once if your ex is near you....


richard-777

*blinks*


Fruitdispenser

Everyone: 'fuck my ex' This person: mature as fuck


johnnysaucepn

>This person: mature as fuck And doesn't understand what a street sign is?


winsomelosemore

This could be the street names at an intersection


mousicle

Sometimes things just don't work out.


ThatAltAccount99

Ok that's sweet but how is this a street sign?


Golemfrost

Lovely and caring street.


thethinker2

Snake crossing


wedge_47

Under Construction


CharlesC-DJ

Tunnel ahead


StellaLyon888

Teeny Peeny Court


WatchingInSilence

Caution: Kids at Play. She's had 5 kids with 3 different daddies in the 10 years since we broke up.


AJB_golf

Slippery when wet


Cherry-Bakewell_1210

Please recycle ♻️


SlaapYoMomma

Caution major road work ahead


Suspicious-Bug774

STOP


IffyEggSaladSandwich

Loose Gravel : She was mostly stable but occasionally she would cause me to hydroplane out of control.


gemin_eye0614

" Caution, uneven lanes"


PixelRuzt

Men at work


LiamCabbage

The one street sign covered in phone numbers of different people tryna fuck


brndm

Right Turn Only (Because she was "always right".)


HolyMolyGawkomole

One-Way


seadragons11

DANGER Rough Road Ahead


Averen

Dead end, obviously


darkfatherg

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.


Paydie

lied about getting raped by two people simultaneously and instead simply cheated but dragged me along as her support system until admitting the truth several months later *boulevard*


katherinezetajones

Deception Drive with a lot of unnecessary turns and detours just to really grind your gears


That_Guy_Uknow64

Hazard: toxic area


JoeyImage

“I’m gonna go back to my ex”


ExtensionNo2074

Felt


JoeyImage

Velvet


brndm

Corduroy


bertiebastard

"Caution heavy load crossing" Also with a dash of unpredictable mood swings and psychotic tendencies.


Cybernetic_Lizard

Welcome to Twatt


CrowConscious

[This one](https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/55b8c063e5274a151e00001a/Information-sign-recommended-route-cycles.jpg)