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Kahnquer

Compliment your partner on their ability to do something (like giving head) if you'd like to continue receiving it. And following that up: sexual communication is the absolute cornerstone to fulfilling sexytime.


Realmikev

i missread the comment and read Compliment your parents


mets_letsgo

Wash your dick before and after


Xerxes2004

Hygiene is #1


RampantLion757

“If you eat it right beforehand, it doesn’t matter how fast you finish”


Upandatthem041388

This is very true. I may be a 5 pump chump, but i will dine at the y for a while


TheWonderingBunyip

Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection!


SarcasticHelper

Always go to strip clubs on the 4th because rents due on the 5th.


rickrucksack

Best advice was from a guy who told me to never DM his wife again.


ricketsdeuces

Moan while you get your dick sucked and the person doing the sucking while try even harder


theycallmemomo

Always pee after sex


ExMormonNeurotic

File your nails (male)


rastika

If you don't have a file and you're on the way to hers or yours biting is acceptable, ONLY! If you can rub the edges off on your jeans. If you want to check if they are smooth enough use the inside of your cheek.


Plus_Web_2254

The most important sex organ is the brain


DescriptionUseful24

Don't jackhammer her pussy when fingering. Give extra attention to her clit


DontWannaUseherName

Don't be in a closed room with a female student by yourself (as a male teacher)


Dr_Joshie

I always get confused by people saying things like this? If you aren’t doing anything seedy, what does it matter if you’re in a room alone with someone?


TheFinalNarwhal

People lie. It's more to protect yourself.


DontWannaUseherName

This. I'm a young(ish) male teacher and it's helped me completely avoid potential problems


UnculturedQT

Even if you don’t you don’t know what sadistic ideas they have cooking up in their head that could ruin or end your life


teleradio_mocoso

In student teaching I was told that it’s not about actual impropriety. It’s about the possibility that somebody might *question* if something improper isn’t going on. Leave no room for doubt.


Welcomefriends85

Are you new to earth?


Dr_Joshie

No I just don’t get it. If you’re not going to do anything suss, there is no reason for it. If you suspect someone’s gonna lie, they could do that anyway.


masterof-xe

Never go anal to vaginal. It can cause all sorts of problems.


Vanbursta

In fact just avoid threesomes.


AdequateHusband

If you're having sex for the first time, bring 3 condoms since you may want to try it more than once.


DeCeNcY_GuYs

don't shit where you eat


wunderbraten

Kitchen is taboo. Noted.


Fallschirmsoldat

I cant help but think you have read or have watched The Expanse series.


fh3131

Or the reverse of that


Ecstatic_Literature1

If your asshole and your eyeball itch at the same time, always scratch your eyeball first.


77happytrigger77

To watch age restricted youtube videos, you go to the video you wanna watch and edit the url so that instead of youtube.com it's nsfwyoutube.com Best advice I've ever seen byfar.


InspectorSecure3635

Pussy isn’t lined in gold. There’s millions out there, go find another one.


420farms

Once you go in the stink, don't go back in the pink


pirateschest

There's always time for lube.


SocialAF1

Put two in the pink and one in the stink.


Johnyypolo

Eat the ass


Zombie3185960

That grapefruit meme.


Xerxes2004

Which one?


nuttynutdude

You’ll know it when you see it


UnculturedQT

Look up grape fruit method on YouTube


OrangutanMan234

Oysters improve you sexy life


Different-Hunt-9777

Thumb rule: Don't trust the people, media portray as Good Guys!


Celesteven

Keep sugar away from your vag.


UnculturedQT

Please please please elaborate on why you know this 👀


WhatuKnowAboutMoney

Wear a condumb or youdumb


ghrasshopper

A man who goes to bed with an itchy ass wakes up with a stinky finger.


Prestigious_Camera53

“Shit happens” 👌


OCDC223

Always wear rubber unless you love her.