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Maxmurphy1

I really want to blindfold my boyfriend and sit on his face. But I am too scared to ask lol.


mxsxc

D O I T


FilthyCasual_AF

*sit on my face and glaze me like a donut*


ForeignMango8658

Same but I wanna blindfold myself so I don't see his expression and overthink, but rather enjoy it. Almost gave myself a panic attack couple days ago when I was thinking about asking him hahahah


bannermaned

Lmao i can picture 2 blindfolded people just bumping into walls trying to find eachother


GunNutJedi

Definitely ask. I'd love to have that done to me lol


RegiusMusica

I've never been able to do it somewhere that didn't require near silence. I'd like to finally have sex and be entirely focused on the act, without having to be at least slightly aware of my surroundings


lzwzli

Get a hotel room. This should be simple.


UKCatFan_Kevin

Orgasm


mr_impastabowl

This is the worst episode of family feud ever


Boy11jb

*Steve Harvey reaction intensifies*


ForwardToNowhere

Taking medication that practically prevents orgasms


smilez4milezx3

Ah yes classic SSRIs either orgasming and wanting to die or no orgasms and not wanting to die with the occasional not orgasming makes me wanna die too


poo_finger

God, Lexapro did this to me bad. I could not get off. Wife got chafed, jaw sore, arm cramped...nothing. Pretty much just gave up. I'd go down on her then just wander off and watch TV.


palimbackwards

How do you keep the marriage going like this? Asking for a friend


poo_finger

Find a new med. There's a genetic test that everyone on mental health meds should get. It's called the GeneSight test. It shows how your body's genetics interact with common medications. Turns out Lexapro was in my yellow "use with caution" column, meaning I could experience reduced efficacy, overreaction, or more susceptibility to side effects. My PCP admitted she felt like managing mental health meds was over her head, so I went to a psych nurse practitioner. Armed with my GeneSight, we started looking at what I could and probably shouldn't take. Having basically been on damn near everything, it was easy to pick something else. Wellbutrin was one of 3-4 in my green "use as directed" column. She wanted me to try Trentelix, which wasn't listed, but is the latest evolution of Wellbutrin. I'm still on it now and it's alright. I tolerate it well, no side effects, and it's pretty good at treating my depression. No brain zaps getting on it either. Buspar and a couple of others were a nightmare. I couldn't function for several days because of the zaps when I was going on or coming off.


SheBettin

Omg effexor. I felt like I was going insane. I got off of it cold turkey once. I was curled in a ball for three days with the mother of all migraine and brain zaps almost constant. I couldn't stand. Ugh. I shudder thinking of it. I also lost all sex drive. I still was attracted to my husband... but my passion left me


Zukazuk

That test is a godsend it turned out that all 8 of the SSRIs I had been on prior to taking it were ones I couldn't metabolize. The only one I could metabolize was Wellbutrin, but I'm allergic to it so I chose being able to breathe over functional brain. I'm finally on something I can metabolize and it's awesome, I'm like a functional, stable person now who takes joy in the little things in life.


totoco2

How does it work exactly? You come close but can't finish?


lobomos

I take anti depressants and have this problem.. can basically always make the girl cum but eventually end up just getting bored and stopping regardless of how hard she works… :(


jbroombroom

Same. I feel bad for my wife because she’s doing so amazing that under any other circumstances, I wouldn’t last 10 minutes. But after over an hour, we’re both tired and she’s sore and we realize things will just go down hill slowly if we keep trying. And then I probably get blue balls.


algerbanane

"i don't always have sex but when i do, i want to orgasm"


UKCatFan_Kevin

I'll drink to that!


hobobong

Never had one given by someone else other than my fingers and a vibe


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RecoveredAshes

Why not incorporate the vibe and and your hands into sex and combine?


Slatedtoprone

Just feel like my partner wants me, wants to be with me. For me to not think this moment came out of pity or obligation but instead from a sense of attraction and desire to be close and intimate with me.


nounthennumbers

That hit close to home. I’m sad now.


_Cabbage_Corp_

Hits close too to home.... Every time my wife and I have sex I feel like it's only so she can get me to shut up about wanting sex... It really sucks...


bio4rge

Currently in that same situation, she used to be very adventurous with sex and found it fun but after having our son she only views it as a task and to shut me up. Problem is I then feel bad for asking.. Agreed it really sucks


_Cabbage_Corp_

Neither of us has ever had a high sex drive. If we did it once a week or even every other week it was fine with both of us. After having our twin girls though, well let's say that currently we are at the better part of a year with no sex, and it isn't the first time.


saphert

Talk with each other. Talk with a couples counselor/therapist. Couples counseling has had a positive impact on my relationship. I had conversations with my SO because I was always initiating. She wasn't comfortable initiating for reasons. After talking about it I saw her point, and she saw mine. Protocols were defined and agreed upon, and expectations were reset. The tables have since turned. Now she's usually the one initiating. We talked about it again, and she knows what's going on with me (hella stress at work). I tell her more often how badly I lust after her. Notes are sometimes left out of lust, or it is a reminder of something put in a seductive manner. Now we just find ourselves already engaged in the act before it begins. Failing that we have an understanding. If either of us feels its been too long we just outright ask the other for sex. It is rare that either of us says no to that because of the joint defining of the protocol. We went to couples counseling in years past and it saved our relationship. We're doing it again as we are out of sync on some things currently. It is helping, and things are begining to go back to normal. Nothing worth doing is ever easy. Especially relationships. The hardest things to do are normally communicating sexual needs, finances, and offspring.


LadyA29

I’m a twin mom and we went through this. You have to talk and it’s not fun conversations. Being that open and vulnerable after twins is so hard. Growing two at once and then raising two guys you both. We still have up’s and downs but those long talks about how we were really feeling about each other and ourselves helps so much. Also parenting is super triggering and having to explain why my inner child was yelling at my husband sucked. My parents were very emotional and mentally abusive and my dad hit. Having to explain to him hey you can’t do this because it triggers this in me and then explain why was hard but worth it. Keep trying.


Elements18

This so much. I always feel like I'm the one to initiate intimacy and I just want the other person to just grab me or kiss me in a way that shows me there's no way they're doing it for me, but that they just really want to.


Cerberus69ed

Are you me? Fucking seriously. Honestly it’s nice to know I’m not the only one that feels this way. Self esteem has been so wrecked by this that I doubt I’ll ever not be suspicious. Which wrecks the chance of it occurring before it even happens.


demarderollins

As the relationships get older unfortunately sex drive slows down. There will always be one partner who wants it more than the other. I’m in a similar boat as well. It’s the reality of life but the rare times my partner makes the first move on me I’m always shook and super excited. Doesn’t matter how tired I am, even if I’m sick, if my partner makes a rare move I am ready


bozel-tov

My wife and I had great sexual chemistry prior to our son. Our son became a chore to have and my wife viewed it as a task instead of something we did intimately. It’s been 5 1/2 of talking through it and we’re finally making headway. Shit put me in a bad spot for a long time. Fuck I’m sorry anyone else has to deal w this.


Bitekalay

I am going through the same thing.


96276

Just once I want to do it like the movies where we crash in through the front door making out and are taking each other’s clothes off throughout the house. It’s never that exciting. :(


TechnicianPlenty

"Hey, so make sure to put the dog up so she doesn't lean against us while we're fucking" "Hey, do you know where the lube is? Why the hell did we leave it in the living room?" "Ope. Period started babe. I'll grab a towel." "Let's have a quick vibrator orgasm each, get Chinese, and just cuddle. Maybe watch a spookin movie. Love you" Not all bad.


demgreenorbs

Men to be loud to show they're enjoying it like literally it'll make the woman turn on more


Burningmetalmaniac

Yeah, I never knew this till one of my exes told me she liked the fact that I wasn’t quiet, then as I got older, it seems the older women are more prone to telling you what they like and don’t like a little more plainly, but when my ex told me the first time I was like “ohhhh, that’s why it’s so much better when we’re alone in the house” lol


pobodysnerfect563

Yesss. Men need to moan/groan during sex more, that’ll make us women so hot and wet fo sho


demgreenorbs

Literally they can do absolutely nothing but moan and I'll be done for them


surrender_at_20

I once moaned and bit my lip and put my hand under this girls chin while she was giving me a blowjob. She got really into it after looking up at me and then swallowed. Pretty damn hot already, but then she says “that was so fucking hot that you actually reacted and moaned’” it was that day that I found out men usually sit there like a mannequin and stare blankly at the top of your head. Shits weird IMO.


demgreenorbs

Bro reading that gave me mad butterflies I'm saving this for wattpad moaning>eyes rolling back>biting lips is the best combo


surrender_at_20

Once I saw it drove her crazy I just let out my natural emotion all the time. I’ve said some pretty unfiltered stuff and I’ve never had feedback that it wasn’t good. It gives you confidence for sure.


fish_penis

I’m gonna yell “FOR THE REPUBLIC” when I have sex for the first time. Thanks for the advice! Didn’t know that women liked vocal men.


piss_off_ghost

FOR DEMOCRACY!


TheMadCritical

FOR MY BROTHER, ANAKIN!


BatmansIsland

“WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!”


motherofmanycats

Agreed. Men moaning is literally the hottest sound ever 🥵


Hamma_Jamma_904

I co-sign this statement. Men moaning during sex makes our lady bits melt


VanciousRex

Moaned once with an ex. We both kind of stopped and she asked if I moaned. "......Yes...?....." "That's hot..." Been vocal ever since.


bfitz1977

How bout grunting?


CrazyCatLadysmells

I'll take any sound. It's a huge turn off when my partner is so silent. I can't read minds. I can't tell if something feels good or bad. It also sucks when you feel like you're fucking a robot that doesn't make eye contact, doesn't make a sound, and never touches their partner.


thicwithonec

i have an actual fetish for men moaning that i didnt discover until my 3rd sexual partner because so many men and dudes in porn are so quiet and only make noise to grunt or give corny dirty talk


OverLurking

Sneeze and Cum at the same time


93johhny

I feel like you might end up resetting yourself lmao


repentagram

lmao end up taking a screenshot


mediaogre

Reddit, you have surpassed my expectations today, good night.


Anidem92

I should use a burner acct, but, fuck it. I have sneezed and came at the same time. I had a sneeze coming on just as I was about to climax. I think the sneeze itself is what put me over the edge. It didn’t feel any more euphoric than a regular orgasm. It did, however, increase the velocity of my ejaculate. I would like to know the math on what impact my sneeze vapor had on the airborne ejaculate. One would think with my mouth know being in direct line of my urethra that I’d be choking down my own semen. Miraculously, I had a fine spray of spit on my chest and a glob of cum on my forehead. I like to think an angel earned it’s wings that day.


alter93

what the fuck did i just read? ​ ​ respect


EagleTheMedik

I want the girl to force me on the bed and hold me down. Choke me and for her to just go wild and have her own fun while being really rough.


NotSoGreatOldOne

I love when a girl runs her fingers through my hair when I'm going down on her. So it's more like what I want her to do to me. Makes me feel like I'm doing a good job or that she's into me.


ModeratelyWideMember

Cries in bald


Barbiegirl54

Shout “More, more, more!”


Uno_of_Ohio

In the midnight hour!


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goatanuss

More, more, moooo-arrrr


RabbiVolesBassSolo

How do ya like it, how do you like it


mighty1u2

touch-touch-touch me!


getyourownpillow

Wear a hat


misty-mountainhopper

Two words: Space fucking


MyPotatoSenpai

You know this is the first one thats isnt weird AF or pityable thats ive come accross, SOUNDS LIKE FUN!


Sad_toast347

If you nut from far away and it floats in and impregnates her, is it a trick shot?


Kingmudsy

When you nut in space, it push you backward


STJ41

Have sex. Actually I am totally fine with a hug.


iamheadphoneshade

me too edit: I think you should get a therapists


Arkoden_Xae

I mean if you can convince the therapist for sex, its bonus round


20Tyanus02

Some bondage or dress up ain’t too bad, I like sex with clothes on just to have layers to undress in the process 🤒


drewskimoon

Always leave the Timbs on.


teamfortress2_gaming

***sorry BABE, the NINJAGO T-SHIRT stays ON during SEX***😎


GhotiH

Bionicle shirt or I'm kicking you out of the bedroom.


gottabebailey

I really wanna be tied up and fucked but I don’t trust a man yet


Bwadark

Safety first. Even with someone you trust you should always be able to get free of your binds. Most handcuffs have safety latches and certain knots can be loosened with particular movements while retaining tension during a struggle.


eleazar1997

It's smart you're looking for someone you trust i remember how long it took my ex to work up the trust in me to suggest consensual non consent


SweetPeach1091

I want to wear one of my cute lace outfits and have someone literally rip it off me during sex


8008Joshey

have the vibrator in her arse, vibrating my dick through the skin wall till we both finish


galaxybuns

This sounds really hot


kylelinder

I want 20 ostriches to watch while making that deep, bass-like noise they emit to notify the others of nearby danger.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

It would have to be sick ostriches.


WSBguh

Still at least a 3 man job


LozoSmif

Again, it was the Ginger that fucked an ostrich.


MorpheusPrimed

Allegedlys.


Equivalent-Ad-2503

I love you for this. Any mention of an ostrich in any setting I will bring this up. No matter the cost


iamheadphoneshade

make that 21 and i will join in too


snaps001

Eat an Italian Hoagie George Costanza style


Bourbon_Vantasner

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats


JackDonaghysWingman

What are you doing??? (Mumbling around a mouthful of pastrami sandwich) Pleasuring you...?


Frird2008

Be able to delay my orgasm on command so the pleasure factor just build up towards infinity then at the end of our prime time release one huge orgasm that puts me in a deep sleep while my dream significant other holds me in her arms


_boblob_law_

Yell yabba dabba goo as i climax


TheSexymobile

You busy tomorrow night? You can yabba dabba do me


TheRatPiper

Come....home to a lovely cooked dinner.


mehul0p7

Always smooch


Callistai

A girl.


iamheadphoneshade

ok just a girl and not a friend?


AndreasKvisler

I have neither


CoffeeMain360

Who has either and uses reddit? /j


WhitteyLeetNsweet

Moo while cumming, everytime I've asked the hypothetical question of doing it though, I get the same usual response of "if you wanna be single, sure go for it."


beatleboy79

Include someone else.


weakthoughts

what's a thing they really wanna do while having sex?


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Exclude op from it.


iamheadphoneshade

why


ChampionshipDue

You just aren't the guy for the job


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iamheadphoneshade

ok i gotta see that later


Latic32

Do it with someone I genuinely love.


caliboundwtheweight

Yodel as I nut


Nip-bby_007

I've always wanted to catch a Mewtwo in the original Pokemon game while going at it doggy style. Can never seem to find my copy of Blue version though.


iamheadphoneshade

MULTITASKING


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You can download it on the estore on a DS for $10 XD Edit: red & blue might actually only be $5 I don’t remember


ProjectShadow316

They're all $10. Just checked.


itsqueerinhere

I wanna use a strap-on so bad but my gf doesn't like penetration with objects


RecoveredAshes

Does she like penetration with abstract ideas?


realpineapplefork

lmao, i actually snorted. good one.


drowning_in_flannels

You can do the strap but only penetrate between her upper thighs, if you do it right you can brush against other things without actual penetration


theaverageaidan

Do it doggy style while we both watch X Files


Organic_Soft9566

Crack my knuckles secretly the moment she sits on my face


iamheadphoneshade

why


creesto

Make her think she broke his neck? Or nose?


Kryptos1990

place a flower on her head while receiving head


MangeurDeCowan

Will you accept this rose?


Wepoozelator

Role play as J Jonah Jameson and demand pictures of Spider-Man the entire time.


GingerNinja2110

Either make out or have lighsaber noises every time I swing my dick and duel of the fates or something in the background...


Affectionate_Tea4691

My man.


redstonened44

Wear my inflatable dinosaur suit


Kiniro

Bi woman here. Never had sex with another woman but it's the one thing I want more than anything else.


JillyHa

Lesbian here, would recommend. 10/10


TheSinningRobot

Same but man. I'm in a loving relationship with a woman that I intend to be in for the rest of my life, but there is still a part of me that wishes I would have explored that side of my sexuality before settling down.


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Feel loved


BitOBear

Feel natural and confident.


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My bf is always quiet during and I just want him to MOAN. He’s not used to it bc he lived in a small apartment with his ex and her fam 😭


Fhek

Poke her butt.


Valuable-Two1719

I’d love to be double-penetrated but cannot think of a situation where this plays out. Have been approached to be the F in MMF, but was turned off once we were in a group chat. Edit: lot of geniuses pointing out you can use dildos for that. Are dudes the only one allowed to fantasize about making love to two persons of the opposite gender?


aquariiandromedae

Same it’s a fantasy but don’t think I’d do it irl


Valuable-Two1719

May our fantasies one day be fulfilled.


Aristotn

Full or filled might be just the right words for this one.


12vElectronics

RIP your inbox?


Valuable-Two1719

Crickets!


3_if_by_air

Are these crickets at least asking politely?


Lubberworts

Both inboxes


Negafox

I've been involved in DVP and DP as a male. Neither worked very well in practice but the women involved enjoyed it as a "now I can say I did a crazy thing!" (Source: former swinger)


Dontinquire

The bigger dick goes in the vagina for DP. Women seem to really enjoy it. (Source: current swinger)


Kevherd

This is why i’m an ass guy


Manjenkins

Eat pussy.


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Oreos-4-Life

Have all of my holes filled


kiwihorse

Make sure she's having a better time than me


Striveforbeauty

Talk. I literally don’t know what they mean by talk dirty. How tf do I do that. “Oh yeah. I love the stickiness and the sweat stemming from our mutual arousal” like dude just fuck me


TheDopeBoy

that’s exactly what he means by dirty talk - literally just say what’s on ur mind “fuck me” just shit like that


Gerschmann

Replace 'dirty' with 'unfiltered'. Just go with what you're feeling. "Fuck-a-duck, you do sex pretty good, hey."


strumpster

Did ya catch the game last night?


NearbyBreakfast

What was Wenger thinking, sending Wolcott on that early


OK_Disaster0213

The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk it in


dumbguy5689

What a ludicris display..


OilyHomer1886

Have a full roast dinner off their back


rynn3cuh

Hmm I’ve seen this before aha! [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pq1hza/nsfw_women_of_reddit_whats_one_thing_that_men/hd8x5u9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


ExpiredGarlicBread

tell my partner “ur moister than an oyster”


daufky

Try out every drug and keep a journal of the effects of each and then revisit the best ones in a sex frenzy. Dont know if I'll ever meet a woman who is the right combination of daring and level headed to pull that off. But if you're out there, come find me!


iamheadphoneshade

when the earth is ending i wanna do that


mikeswife

I’ve pretty much done this. The answer is MDMA.


FrankDrakman

Many males report difficulty reaching orgasm on MDMA. I know I did. From Shulgin's work, the one I want to try is 2C-B, but no one has it in Toronto.


JamesDelgado

Acid. The best is when you spend a whole day fucking to a great long soundtrack or series of albums.


Bitter-Blackberry-65

Blow my load. And it happens every time.


North-Technician

Ask Dave Grohl what he's doing there...


KillerRatman

Reddit sex thread makes me sad again. I really should go read a fucking book and drink water.


ArchDan

Clone myself , because it's shit that i cant enjoy every part of an woman. Everytime in each position there is a side that is calling me, tempting me. Clone myself but share consciousness.


Ransnorkel

Then murder them for the compatible kidneys


RedShirtCashion

Woah, buddy, let’s get to first base first, let’s not assume we’ve got a home run here.


Exotic-Panda9887

Orgasm


UltimaBahamut93

Not have to pay


SDMFTX

I’m not really in to butt stuff. But I’d like to have a girl face down butt up when she has a butt plug in and go doggy on her. I think that would be kind of kinky. I’d like to insert it and take it out. Just to say I’ve done it kind of thing.


Hugenstein41

That is a very achievable goal. What's stopping you?


v-_-v

I would assume: having a willing partner?


Hugenstein41

Maybe but maybe he is just too shy.


Zgegchbeb

Having a girl


AgitatedAd473

Have an experience of merging with the other person


leopoldisacat

To be able to disconnect from the shame inflicted on me by an emotionally and sexually abusive previous partner and actually be able to enjoy having sex with my partner who loves and values me would be nice.


Peg-Mahone

I love getting pegged, I would love to have a threesome where I’m going down on my wife while someone is savagely banging away at my ass trying to get themselves off. We have had conversations about it and her fantasy is a dude behind me tho. However I’m so interested in a three way and putting on a show for her that her fantasy has become mine and I can’t stop thinking about it.


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This is something my bf and I have been wanting to try forever, it’s just been difficult to find the right guy.


Greedy_Principle_342

Not be in pain. Pelvic floor dysfunction sucks.


Lady_B_FC

Get dp'd.


xparapluiex

Be absolutely in love with the other person. Like be going at it like animals, and then lock eyes and have this mutual moment of being completely hit by how happy we are to be together.


KodiakClaws

I always, ALWAYS want to go raw, hard, and cum as deep inside as I can. Its the best feeling in the world that I have ever known.


NauticalWhisky

Why do you think I was so excited to get a vasectomy? The snip club knows all about this.


gokuhero

Hell yeah. Just got mine 3 months ago and was told last week that my deposit has no sperm. Been so happy and worry-free since that day. (I'm 20 for anyone wondering)


SalmonToastie

How did you get it done at 20? Did doctors etc ever try to push you away from it?


dhumbleguy

But is it worth 18 years of child support tho?