Yeah you gotta *earn* this peepee
Came here to say this
Those fake long nails
Fake tattooed eyebrows
Yeah. Nails should be real, especially if they're going to be long. I dated a girl who was kinda metal, and she grew hers out nine inches.
It made fooling around kinda awkward but it helped that she was metal because every time she clipped them I could work on my DIY projects.
How did she wipe her butt? I've always wondered how people with nails like that manage.
Agreed...they're not even cute and, more importantly, I'd rather not have my vagina clawed to shreds.
Nothing grimier than creepy long nails on a guy. I was once into this dude in college, we hung out and then I saw his nails weren’t trimmed .. instant nope for me
If the opposing sexual partner has a dick attached to their forehead
Me too brother
New definition of headbanging
So guys _don’t_ like that?
I plead the fifth
Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this. Thank you.
Hard *when* look at
Hard to turn away
You're too shallow and will die alone.
I to consider my sexual partners as opponents in the sexual arena. I out sex each of them by thrusting my loins the most thrustely.
when its obvi they havent touched a toothbrush
Or people who don't floss. You can have the whitest and cleanest teeth but if you don't floss your breath will smell of rotten anchovies. What is worst, you won't even be aware of it.
omg stap i cant
it's gay to touch your own teeth
Hell yeah I ain't gonna be stickin some rope in my teeth like some kinda gay
I used to be such a dick, but once you grow, this is something that is impossible to ignore.
Someone who doesn’t want to earn their way in life and expects everyone to provide for them.
It's funny those two things go hand in hand
The smell of cigarettes on someone
People who would rather look at their phone than talk to someone who is right there with them.
Fucking this. It’s not hard to appreciate the people right in front of you. You never know how much time you have left with them and you choose to talk to someone who isn’t there? Or sit on social media the whole time? Then why am I wasting my time with you?
Light switches in the off position.
People with the “my life has been worse than yours” mentality
One uppers for sure
Deadass, especially when they FIRST meet you. It’s not a pissing contest lol.
Stupidity, or worse, faux stupidity because they think it is cute.
People that only talk about themselves.
Rude to a waiter
Addendum: or is a shitty tipper
Ah. The classic asshole test
Being rude to people that are just trying to do their job like cashiers, waiters, nurses, etc.....
Shallowness and entitlement. Seem to go hand in hand
Self obsession, inflated ego
This will end up being the weirdest one by a mile I feel like, but I cooked some salmon up a couple weeks ago and offered to drive a piece of it to this girl’s house for her because she said it sounded great.
She didn’t even acknowledge my offer and completely skipped right over it. Rejection would have been fine but to completely ignore my offer left a bad taste in my mouth, unlike the salmon she didn’t get🥴
Can u bring me some salmon? 🥺
I would have bb she is long gone :( next time <3
Shuffling your feet when you walk and mumbling when they talk. I like people who are more confident in themselves
Hard to spot at first
Very hard to spot indeed.
Upvoting because i find it funny, but on the real i havent had a solid shit in years *cries*
I'll go with the guess of stress, that's why you cant shit a real log
Wait being stressed all the time isn’t normal? /s
Only for like 99.99999% of us
When they don’t like coffee.
Hi. I really like coffee too.
I prefer tea, but to each their own I guess
I should have said coffee or tea. Tea is fine.
When they like coffee. Get out.
I shit within 15 min of drinking coffee. If I have a coffee shit and drink another cup, I'm shitting again 15 min later. These are imminent shits too, I got like 30 seconds to find a bathroom. 1 morning cup of coffee and 1 mid evening cup is it for me. Also if I'm planning to leave the house, have 1 cup 20 min before.
You sound like my mom. She sometimes uses coffee as a laxative.
When they don't like Mountain Dew. Get out.
When they won't drink my homemade moonshine specifically made to use Mountain Dew as a mixer.
Bonus points if they're already blind, though.
Someone who is dating multiple women at once
Lack of communication skill. Texting is not proper communication imo.
Someone who isn't considerate of others.
When the husband comes home
People who aren't confident in themselves. Even if you don't think you're particularly exciting, you just need to be confident in yourself and your surroundings. This doesn't mean be overly-confident and talking like you know everything when you don't, but just be able to chill at a table with friends without being a ball of anxiety.
Socks with sandals
Smoking. It just ruins absolutely everything.
I hate you so much
U love it
Being mean to animals.
When people use their bootyhole muscles to cut their poop in to smaller chunks instead of letting it all out like a sausage.
Long fingernails on guys… also a builders arse… pull up your pants or buy a belt man!
Chicks with dicks
There are no chicks with dicks, Johny, only guys with tits!
When the chick's dick is bigger than mine. Which is all the time.
Just means you need to slow down and maybe use some lube.
An axe to the face.
Fingers in mouth, shitty eating etiquette, not listening.
"Can't you pause that game?" 😕
A man who isn't employed and isn't looking. Bad hygiene.
Men with children. No thanks.
- Bossy / moody
- High plastic
Body hair, especially when it's excessive.
Having a penis
Bad body odor
Stupidity. Dumb girls are very unattractive and girls who pretend to be dumb are just as bad.
Smoking, can't stand smokers
Caked on makeup
Smegma. Even just thinking about it makes me feel sick. Which is one of the reasons I'm extremely thorough with my hygiene.
When a girl says something nasty and disparaging about another girls looks. “She’s just mad that I’m cuter than her.”
If they have or want children
Honestly, If I was like twenty, and I started dating someone who had a kid, I wouldn't mind
No go for me. I don't want to raise children
Getting asked when are you going to cum
“Are you close?” Errr if you can’t tell that i am, then i am not, and now that you asked i feel pressured to be, so now it’s impossible
Yeah, like they just wanna get this thing over and done with. I'm a guy, but I dated someone who would constantly ask this
Being a bitch to get along with
Dudes who mention not being able to have a relationship without sex.
You don't NEED shoes to run a marathon, they just make the marathon more bearable.
...what? Yeah, sex is a very important part of a healthy relationship.
Okay i can have friendships thats fine but putting myself in an asexual relationship would be awful id be pissed all the time if i could never have sex
Funny story... I actually got laid because a guy dumped a girl over some tattoos.
Do you mean like when they’re like fully decked out or just have any?
I was avidly opposed to them, I’m glad I just overlooked.
To her credit most of her first photos on her profile didn’t show any of them and only one image showed one of the 4 on her arm.
This lady is now an amazing girlfriend to me who I really connect with. i find its not that big of a deal. she has 3 small ones and one medium one, all in coverable areas that aren’t too impactful or eye catching.
It was a deal breaker now it’s not. I’ve found being more open minded about things like that tend to work in your favour rather than against.
(I do not like heavily tattoo’d women though, not ever going to change that)
Is she sounds ghetto or calls people bro
See turn off idc if you’re a 10/10
Someone who eats cool ranch doritos.
Armpit hair, leg hair, and way to much hair down there.
When Im fucking my wife in the ass and i can see a little skidmark of shit starting to accumulate on my shaft.
Usually shes as clean as a whistle and there is zero poop on my dick, even after an extended session.
But occasionally there will be poop, at which point we both go shower, clean up and then finish off with a bit more haste.
You stop in the moment and go shower and then restart? Why not just finish bro
Because sex is a marathon, not a sprint
Sorry for this one but females with short hair
This is a HUGE turn on for me, so I think ur just insane 🤷
Tis very possible
Can you explain why?
Light switches, and obnoxious Reddit responses
When you are with someone but dick stare someone else down and think no one sees.
When all they talk about is themselves
Me too man
People that don’t want to do dishes so they use disposal plates, cups, and utensils daily
Arrogance, materialism (not the philosophical kind), sycophancy, shallowness.
Lying and people that are desperate
Arrogance and bad manners.
I guess you can say I have a extended vocabulary but being asked “ what does …. mean?” constantly.
Oh. Here we go. "Know it all" usually after googling something to prove who's right. That's when you know it was never about finding out the facts. That's when you know they just want to feel like they're right.
"I would never hurt anyone's feelings" Usually from someone who is disconnected from reality. Everyone knows people hurt people by mistake all the time.
"The gays" Need I say more?
For online dating, guys taking pictures holding fish. If there is a woman out there who looks at those pictures and thinks, “There he is, the man of my dreams. The one man who can catch what seems to be an average-to-large sized fish. Just what I’m looking for!”, then she is a rare a special unicorn and I hope you find her.
But for most women, who have probably swiped past fifty other man-with-fish pics before getting to you, it is so incredibly boring and unsexy. Are you trying to find a romantic partner, or hang with the bros??
Show women your smile, not your catch of the day!
Turn off during dating in general? Guys who drink too much and along with that, are mean drunks.
Turn off during sex? When the guy won't stop asking shit like, "You like this big dick, don't you? Tell me it's the best dick you ever had" - and it's not big and not the best ever😣
ETA: Not saying dicks have to be big to be enjoyable but a guy saying all that stuff during the act is not sexy and it's a distraction, instant turn off.
Rudeness. There was this girl I thought was cute in high school and was thinking of asking her out and then she started talking
any guy who has a “saturdays are for the boys” flags…
Lack of sense of humor, nitpicky
Cussing too much. Idk if you be dropping the c word multiple times a day you might have issues
Looking at myself in the mirror.
Careless stick and poke tattoos
A bad joke
A terrible personality.
My a/c when it's too cold brrr
Talks to their pets like they're babies.