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tophusurvivor

Yeah you gotta *earn* this peepee


Sickness4Life

Came here to say this


notbluuet

Those fake long nails


pfizerface

Fake tattooed eyebrows


DrMux

Yeah. Nails should be real, especially if they're going to be long. I dated a girl who was kinda metal, and she grew hers out nine inches. It made fooling around kinda awkward but it helped that she was metal because every time she clipped them I could work on my DIY projects.


mossadspydolphin

How did she wipe her butt? I've always wondered how people with nails like that manage.


Bigdinosaurrr

This


no_srsly_fuck_you

> This


fruitypants

Agreed...they're not even cute and, more importantly, I'd rather not have my vagina clawed to shreds.


soulsista12

Nothing grimier than creepy long nails on a guy. I was once into this dude in college, we hung out and then I saw his nails weren’t trimmed .. instant nope for me


JamesJokee

If the opposing sexual partner has a dick attached to their forehead


espresso_depresso622

Me too brother


SouthernAT

New definition of headbanging


Illustrious_Big_8485

So guys _don’t_ like that?


JamesJokee

I plead the fifth


OrganicMechanicTTV

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this. Thank you.


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oranger_juicier

Hard *when* look at


Some_Nibblonian

Hard to turn away


Butwinsky

You're too shallow and will die alone.


Resentful_in_Dayton

I to consider my sexual partners as opponents in the sexual arena. I out sex each of them by thrusting my loins the most thrustely.


echo0o0o0o0

when its obvi they havent touched a toothbrush


Soylopeor

Or people who don't floss. You can have the whitest and cleanest teeth but if you don't floss your breath will smell of rotten anchovies. What is worst, you won't even be aware of it.


echo0o0o0o0

omg stap i cant


no_srsly_fuck_you

it's gay to touch your own teeth


jimboknows6916

Hell yeah I ain't gonna be stickin some rope in my teeth like some kinda gay


Dante2005

Insincerity. I used to be such a dick, but once you grow, this is something that is impossible to ignore.


Somethihng-Witty

Bullies


marsbru

Someone who doesn’t want to earn their way in life and expects everyone to provide for them. Fake tan.


Butwinsky

It's funny those two things go hand in hand


69box

The smell of cigarettes on someone


HumanAnnoyed

People who would rather look at their phone than talk to someone who is right there with them.


articsoul12

Fucking this. It’s not hard to appreciate the people right in front of you. You never know how much time you have left with them and you choose to talk to someone who isn’t there? Or sit on social media the whole time? Then why am I wasting my time with you?


davewtameloncamp

So everyone?


FnCraig

Light switches in the off position.


Some_Nibblonian

Yes


TwentyThreeHeiress

People with the “my life has been worse than yours” mentality


Frequent-Currency217

One uppers for sure


TwentyThreeHeiress

Deadass, especially when they FIRST meet you. It’s not a pissing contest lol.


johntwoods

Stupidity, or worse, faux stupidity because they think it is cute.


Significant_Tea_7792

Karen


gieger15

People that only talk about themselves.


BeepBeepWhistle

Rude to a waiter


Remarkable-Ganache49

Addendum: or is a shitty tipper


cutiegirl88

Ah. The classic asshole test


pegasustoonkingdom

Being rude to people that are just trying to do their job like cashiers, waiters, nurses, etc.....


LLoo21

Arrogance


mananiux

Shallowness and entitlement. Seem to go hand in hand


fruitypants

Jealousy.


Revenant_1821

Self obsession, inflated ego


TaquitoPartyat330

This will end up being the weirdest one by a mile I feel like, but I cooked some salmon up a couple weeks ago and offered to drive a piece of it to this girl’s house for her because she said it sounded great. She didn’t even acknowledge my offer and completely skipped right over it. Rejection would have been fine but to completely ignore my offer left a bad taste in my mouth, unlike the salmon she didn’t get🥴


espresso_depresso622

Can u bring me some salmon? 🥺


TaquitoPartyat330

I would have bb she is long gone :( next time <3


78-throwawayA

Shuffling your feet when you walk and mumbling when they talk. I like people who are more confident in themselves


dumpsterfire760

Nose piercings


warmachines7773

Narcissism


Some_Nibblonian

Hard to spot at first


AngeSilence

Very hard to spot indeed.


oranger_juicier

Diarrhea


FantasticBake3919

Upvoting because i find it funny, but on the real i havent had a solid shit in years *cries*


Fweezel13

I'll go with the guess of stress, that's why you cant shit a real log


FantasticBake3919

Wait being stressed all the time isn’t normal? /s


Fweezel13

Only for like 99.99999% of us


elwood_911

Being unvaccinated.


apocalypse_chow

Smoke what


Large_Artichoke_3323

When they don’t like coffee.


i_really_like_coffee

hi


Large_Artichoke_3323

Hi. I really like coffee too.


espresso_depresso622

I prefer tea, but to each their own I guess


Large_Artichoke_3323

I should have said coffee or tea. Tea is fine.


younghomunculus

When they like coffee. Get out.


notyetcomitteds2

I shit within 15 min of drinking coffee. If I have a coffee shit and drink another cup, I'm shitting again 15 min later. These are imminent shits too, I got like 30 seconds to find a bathroom. 1 morning cup of coffee and 1 mid evening cup is it for me. Also if I'm planning to leave the house, have 1 cup 20 min before.


mossadspydolphin

You sound like my mom. She sometimes uses coffee as a laxative.


I_H8_2_love_U_4_ever

When they don't like Mountain Dew. Get out.


DrMux

When they won't drink my homemade moonshine specifically made to use Mountain Dew as a mixer. Bonus points if they're already blind, though.


Some_Nibblonian

Wow


thisistheremix89

Someone who is dating multiple women at once


alter__ego99

Body odor!


ToxicFactory

Lack of communication skill. Texting is not proper communication imo.


DaRealSuave

Someone who isn't considerate of others.


ATC_av8er

When the husband comes home


Mitoria

People who aren't confident in themselves. Even if you don't think you're particularly exciting, you just need to be confident in yourself and your surroundings. This doesn't mean be overly-confident and talking like you know everything when you don't, but just be able to chill at a table with friends without being a ball of anxiety.


jdfasho

Socks with sandals


Soylopeor

Smoking. It just ruins absolutely everything.


apocalypse_chow

Smoke what


jimboknows6916

I hate you so much


apocalypse_chow

U love it


MoKnows8

Racism


ImpSong

Being mean to animals.


Resentful_in_Dayton

When people use their bootyhole muscles to cut their poop in to smaller chunks instead of letting it all out like a sausage.


BRACKS_ZA

Liberals


fleecelined12

Long fingernails on guys… also a builders arse… pull up your pants or buy a belt man!


SuuperNoob

Chicks with dicks


espresso_depresso622

There are no chicks with dicks, Johny, only guys with tits!


SuuperNoob

Ted 2?


espresso_depresso622

Dad!?


SuuperNoob

Nope


DonutBurritoSandwich

When the chick's dick is bigger than mine. Which is all the time.


tujoc

Smoking


xAxDUKExFANx

Smoking


DrMux

Just means you need to slow down and maybe use some lube.


Resentful_in_Dayton

😂🤣😂


Clintman

An axe to the face.


wrenchplierssocket

Fingers in mouth, shitty eating etiquette, not listening.


hachibaer

"Can't you pause that game?" 😕


KlutzyFriendship574

Tiktok


confusing_dream

Bad breath


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A man who isn't employed and isn't looking. Bad hygiene.


HaveARaveAtMyGrave

Men with children. No thanks.


Dr-Butters

Smoking.


pfizerface

- Femcels - Bossy / moody - High plastic


Existential_Lithium

Pierced gentials.


yewcant_seeme

Pierced genteels


mossadspydolphin

Body hair, especially when it's excessive.


FLfloorguy

Having a penis


Lostb231

Smoking


Embarrassed_Tax_6547

Bad body odor


Imaginary-Scarcity98

Stupidity. Dumb girls are very unattractive and girls who pretend to be dumb are just as bad.


Chevy_Monsenhor

Smoking, can't stand smokers


Lovingnature412

Caked on makeup Bad teeth Racist Religious freak Bad attitude


ArisenElliot

Booger eating.


Sablemint

Smegma. Even just thinking about it makes me feel sick. Which is one of the reasons I'm extremely thorough with my hygiene.


Forbidden_Donut503

When a girl says something nasty and disparaging about another girls looks. “She’s just mad that I’m cuter than her.”


Twitch_YungFeetGod69

If they have or want children


espresso_depresso622

Honestly, If I was like twenty, and I started dating someone who had a kid, I wouldn't mind


Twitch_YungFeetGod69

No go for me. I don't want to raise children


statix626

Getting asked when are you going to cum


mrmoobles

“Are you close?” Errr if you can’t tell that i am, then i am not, and now that you asked i feel pressured to be, so now it’s impossible


espresso_depresso622

Yeah, like they just wanna get this thing over and done with. I'm a guy, but I dated someone who would constantly ask this


SkinnySingingCowboy

Being a bitch to get along with


asteroid84

Smoking


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Smoking.


SquishCrew

Dudes who mention not being able to have a relationship without sex.


Norrok_

You don't NEED shoes to run a marathon, they just make the marathon more bearable.


DaveSW777

...what? Yeah, sex is a very important part of a healthy relationship.


crackpipewizard666

Okay i can have friendships thats fine but putting myself in an asexual relationship would be awful id be pissed all the time if i could never have sex


thatoneguy112358

Tattoos


HaveARaveAtMyGrave

Same


MinkleD

Same here


wehosh

Funny story... I actually got laid because a guy dumped a girl over some tattoos.


Crazy_Practical96

Do you mean like when they’re like fully decked out or just have any?


thatoneguy112358

Any


ModernVikingShaman

I was avidly opposed to them, I’m glad I just overlooked. To her credit most of her first photos on her profile didn’t show any of them and only one image showed one of the 4 on her arm. This lady is now an amazing girlfriend to me who I really connect with. i find its not that big of a deal. she has 3 small ones and one medium one, all in coverable areas that aren’t too impactful or eye catching. It was a deal breaker now it’s not. I’ve found being more open minded about things like that tend to work in your favour rather than against. (I do not like heavily tattoo’d women though, not ever going to change that)


DavosLostFingers

Twerking


zee_jay29

Is she sounds ghetto or calls people bro


SquishCrew

Bruh.


zee_jay29

See turn off idc if you’re a 10/10


Butwinsky

Someone who eats cool ranch doritos.


yewcant_seeme

😂😂😂


Certifiedloser77

Armpit hair, leg hair, and way to much hair down there.


DarthAnnonSpoi

When Im fucking my wife in the ass and i can see a little skidmark of shit starting to accumulate on my shaft. Usually shes as clean as a whistle and there is zero poop on my dick, even after an extended session. But occasionally there will be poop, at which point we both go shower, clean up and then finish off with a bit more haste.


soulsista12

You stop in the moment and go shower and then restart? Why not just finish bro


DarthAnnonSpoi

Because sex is a marathon, not a sprint


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apocalypse_chow

Smoke what


VeganOreo226

Sorry for this one but females with short hair


espresso_depresso622

This is a HUGE turn on for me, so I think ur just insane 🤷


VeganOreo226

Tis very possible


soulsista12

Can you explain why?


SAM5TER5

Light switches, and obnoxious Reddit responses


Luigiyoshi64

People


LeahBia

When you are with someone but dick stare someone else down and think no one sees.


method8888

Herpes


SeniorIndependence56

Karen...


Key-Heart6223

When all they talk about is themselves


whomst_calls_so_loud

Ya mum


espresso_depresso622

Me too man


Up___Dog

People that don’t want to do dishes so they use disposal plates, cups, and utensils daily


unbalancedhuman6999

Arrogance, materialism (not the philosophical kind), sycophancy, shallowness.


Icy_Drag4945

Lying and people that are desperate


LolaTheUnicorn

Arrogance and bad manners.


Jovohub

I guess you can say I have a extended vocabulary but being asked “ what does …. mean?” constantly.


davenoiiise

Poor hygiene


cutiegirl88

Oh. Here we go. "Know it all" usually after googling something to prove who's right. That's when you know it was never about finding out the facts. That's when you know they just want to feel like they're right. "I would never hurt anyone's feelings" Usually from someone who is disconnected from reality. Everyone knows people hurt people by mistake all the time. "The gays" Need I say more?


Legit_Liz_Lemon

For online dating, guys taking pictures holding fish. If there is a woman out there who looks at those pictures and thinks, “There he is, the man of my dreams. The one man who can catch what seems to be an average-to-large sized fish. Just what I’m looking for!”, then she is a rare a special unicorn and I hope you find her. But for most women, who have probably swiped past fifty other man-with-fish pics before getting to you, it is so incredibly boring and unsexy. Are you trying to find a romantic partner, or hang with the bros?? Show women your smile, not your catch of the day!


SavaRox

Turn off during dating in general? Guys who drink too much and along with that, are mean drunks. Turn off during sex? When the guy won't stop asking shit like, "You like this big dick, don't you? Tell me it's the best dick you ever had" - and it's not big and not the best ever😣 ETA: Not saying dicks have to be big to be enjoyable but a guy saying all that stuff during the act is not sexy and it's a distraction, instant turn off.


Welder1919

Rudeness. There was this girl I thought was cute in high school and was thinking of asking her out and then she started talking


30yroldheart

any guy who has a “saturdays are for the boys” flags…


whomst_calls_so_loud

Lack of sense of humor, nitpicky


DividendMyLife

Cussing too much. Idk if you be dropping the c word multiple times a day you might have issues


trkyjerky

Looking at myself in the mirror.


Brotherbeam

Unnaturally-dyed hair.


SchmickyUh

Careless stick and poke tattoos


eulariandestiny

A bad joke


Vinny_Lam

A terrible personality.


rdsrds2120

My a/c when it's too cold brrr


Spirited_Mulberry568

Babyshit


RamboDash15

Smokers


warpus

Fake nose


wehosh

Talks to their pets like they're babies.