All the things my wife won’t do with me.
So mostly play Magic and RuneScape together.
you would stand alone, together
Fuck that. I’d have someone to do bosses with.
Bitching about how we can't find anyone who understands us.
So just typical Emo stuff?
It's too early and I was wondering how arguing is typical Elmo stuff
>I was wondering how arguing is typical Elmo stuff
as a wrangler of toddlers ive come to learn every few seasons Elmo argues with Zoe,
some times its about favourite cookies, the music their pet rock likes etc.
its about as heated as you'd expect from a show oriented towards pre-schoolers that pushes tolerance, but its happened several times so I'd say its typical.
so your early brain was accidentally correct.
I’m 24 with no kids and even I know Elmo has straight beef no fillers with Rocko
Elmo: ROCKO’S JUST A ROCK!
Zoey: [convinces Elmo to sing to Rocko]
Elmo: [sings Elmo’s song to Rocko]
Zoey: “You’re singing into his butt.”
Dude. We would do the coolest magic trick.
Judging from the other replies it will be the disappearing pickle
People and their low standards, I'd definitely want someone hotter
"willing" is a perfectly acceptable standard.
Aka 'Hide The Sausage'
The alabama special
With white sauce
Are you Phil Dunphy
Gotta fix that step
The entire plot of 'The Prestige' in one sentence.
It was so simple yet I didn't see it coming, blew my mind when they revealed it at the end. Still my favourite movie ever
Totally ignoring each other for most of the time and argue over pointless stuff on the remaining time.
Hm… this sounds like me.
We'd probably be great friends.
I’m the opposite. I’m sure I’d hate that pretentious fuck.
Same lmao i’ve basically met the female of version of me. Fuck that toxic narcissist slut. I need to change my ways.
Yep - I’ve met people like me. When I recognise my own traits in others, it immediately puts me on the back foot. I must not like myself …
I'm the same way. I have a lot of qualities in myself that I truly dislike. Times when I've met people who are similar to me I've been extremely put off. I don't understand how anyone actually likes me if I hate myself so much. I get annoyed just hearing myself talk.
> Fuck that toxic narcissist slut.
How was it?
True, I feel like we would be able to talk for hours about random historic event or some attack on titan, lotr or some resident evil lore
Myself and I would murder each other, methinks
Likely being very awkward in trying to be the other’s friend but then get self conscious that maybe we are just annoying the other. Even after talking it out to reassure ourselves that we are fine, we’d still question if we really are fine.
Wait, did I do this already?
Hi? Are you the other me? This is so relatable.
That's what I'd be doing with mine, *afterwards*.
Taking the phrase 'Go fuck yourself!' seriously
I'm a triplet, I have a fraternal brother and sister.
My sister and I look extremely similar. She is literally me just the opposite gender. We look like we belong more so than my brother (he's the alien child out of the three of us). Whenever I'm out with my sister, people think we're boyfriend//girlfriend sometimes if we go to a restaurant or amusement park... which is kind of weird, but also kind of funny at the same time.
But this one time a long time childhood friend of mine took me out to get coffee at Starbucks because he had something he had to tell me, to get off his chest. He was beating around the subject until he started talking about my sister and how he ended up sleeping with her a couple months ago and had to tell me.
I asked him why he was telling me this. His response was, "I got with your sister so I could be with the female version of you."
Still floors me lol
What happened next? You can't just leave with this cliffhanger!
I started to look at life a little differently haha
Even more interesting is that this guys' birthday is the day before ours, he would used to text us that he was older than the three of us for just that one day.
What happened to your relationship with that guy? Did the friendship change?
They are having eternal threesome now.
Twin bro what are you doing?
Thanks, I hate this...take my upvote.
I think their relationship gotten into another level
Guess there are friends and *friends* friends.
Holy fff did you guys bang or what?? That's what the internet wants to know!
Well he's always older than you guys, BY that one day.
My brother looks like a taller, male version of me. When I used that "gender flip" filter on snapchat I was the spitting image of him. So I sent his wife a snapchat while I was sitting in my hot tub wearing a bathing suit. "Have you ever wondered what your husband would look like with boobs?". She was like oh my god this is equal parts hilarious and creepy.
Edit: not the hot tub snap, but this is a [side by side](http://imgur.com/a/YIbpcg7) showing how much the filter makes me look like my brother
I think it's cute that you and your SIL are that close! This story warmed my heart funnily enough
My brother and I have always been really close and I'm so glad he found a partner who not only makes him happy and fits with his personality, but who is also a really fun, friendly person I get along with well and consider a friend.
Hahaha!! That's awesome!
I did this with my cousin! Apparently all I need to turn into him is the ability to grow a little stubble.
That’s so sweet. lol
But did anyone tell him that he could confess his feelings to you directly without involving a 3rd party?
> His response was, "I got with your sister so I could be with the female version of you."
I've no idea how to rank this in the "hah, gayyyyyyyyy" Chang scale of gayness.
He was probably bisexual
2021, quite a time to be alive
He’s in love with you lmaooo
My best mate married my sister and now I feel sick.
Alright Ron Weasley
It's okay I'm sure your sister looks much better than you
I'm just imagining your friend standing between you and your sister.....and you two start slamming him back and forth, like night of the roxburry. And he's ok with that.
You know, now that I think about it. Yes, he would probably like that very much. Haha!
Is it "so I could be with ..." like in "to be able to be with ....", or like in "it's almost like I've been with" ?
Was being with the "female version of you" the aim or the consequence ?
Sounds gay ngl
Slammed puss like a queer.
sounds bi af
OMG I was *not* expecting the second part of that.
Take down the Time Variance Authority, duh!
And then fuck?
And then fuck.
No you need to unleash the multiverse first
And then fuck
But get interrupted by a multidimensional purple smoke being
I feel like this was OP's inspiration for the question
Burdened with glorious purpose.
Gonna gaslight my mom into believing that I had two twin sisters instead of one
EDIT: Chill about the triplets thing y'all, I'd never heard that word before today :/
Heh, love it. I think I'll do the same
the way this is worded i'm worried you did find an extra sister somewhere
The “fuck your clone” comments are now a bit weirder ehh?
I'll show you mine if you'll show me mine.
Wondering if the next step would be considered sex or masturbation.
And would any offspring just be a clone?
probably not. I’d assume just whatever happens with normal incest
Idk this sounds more like advanced incest.
Incest level up: Level 2
I'll show you yours if you show me yours
I'll show me yours if I show you yours
I'll shove me mine if I show me mine.
Edit: oh fuck. But okay, in leaving it there..
''Go fuck yourself''
"You would like me to be you, wouldn't me?"
"What are you doing step me?"
As amazing as it sounds I actually have met someone like that and we became friends damn near instantly. Hell we actually joke about whether or not there's a cloning facility in *insert nation here* that we don't know about
Interestingggg … I’ve had a similar experience. We’re (32F, 30M) very close friends with quick friendship chemistry, both married to spouses we’re loyal to, and he’s the brother I never had. Just shared this story downthread, actually. But we both are able to give each other the friendship-support needed, the perfect amount of validation, reassurance, and bullshit-calling, because we know what we’d need in a given situation.
That's awesome! I had that kind of chemistry with another girl and we became lifelong friends almost instantly. I went to a Christmas party with a guy I was casually seeing and ended up talking to her for the entire party and never seeing my date again! Best random fling ever because I ended up with a truly amazing friend. :)
I had a similar situation. I found a girl who our mutual friends said were the exact same person, and we dated for a while. We didn't work out since she didn't want to talk or go out frequently, and we tried again this year. It did not go well too. We are now just snap streak buddies.
This happened with me too. I tried dating my male version of me with a very awkward outcome. We even looked similar. Thought it would make sense since we are so similar, how could it not work? Turns out, we were only supposed to be friends. We liked each other, and I guess found each other attractive, but it also ended up being really fuckin weird and we decided that it was not meant to be. Plus, the things I love about my husband now is that we are different in a lot of ways. The things I'm bad at, he can take over and handle and vice versa. Much more of a team as opposed to 2 people looking at a situation and going "so uh...what do we do now?" and then have a nice dual panic attack.
Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance Co-Op.
What’s been easier, what’s been harder. Get an idea of myself as a person at my core beyond gender.
I went to sleep and woke up to this blown up. Wow, hello everyone!
This is the smartest answer I have seen so far :)
Ah, there’s the Reddit I know.
And don't always love.
Reddit, uhh, finds a way.
thats what I would like to know as well. It'd be like that girl that disguised herself as a man for a year to try to learn what's real/fake about male privilege. I bet no matter what your gender is we all have preconceived notions about the opposite sex that just aren't true.
working towards world domination
Same, we should join forces.
totally i’m cool with that
Count me in
Gaming, don’t have anybody to play video games with right now
Same but for different reasons, nobody knows me like I know myself. We'd be totally in sync. Theoretically at least.
Any game with Duo’s would be legendary
It's finally happening. He will ask her "wanna smash?" and after saying "yes" she won't be disappointed as he picks up a Nintendo Switch!
What games do you play? I have PlayStation and pc and play quite a lot of games. I’ve got a week off and would be great to have a game with you
I know you’re not my friend but my friend has had both mantis and dr toboggan as his versions of his PlayStation gamer tag so that’s just weird! Enjoy your gaming! Hopefully I can squeeze in some Call of Duty soon.
Dr mantis tabogon is a friend of everyone, just hope you don’t get the BUGGG.
Whoops, looks like you dropped your monster condom that you use for your magnum dong.
Like, this so much! Finally the perfect online gaming buddy who’ll want to play the same games as I want to play as often as I want to play them.
It’s making me sad that this couldn’t be real.
Same u wanna play Xbox
more like 'Biology"?
“Go fuck yourself”
I would hug her very warmly and tell her that I understand.
I would incest fuck and then cuddle and cry
edit: it would be a cuddling cry of "I know what it's like, I also learned I'm autistic."
I have a nonverbal 3.5yr old that clued me in to my own autism despite my ex wife telling me "everyone is a bit autistic and you're just making excuses for not being the man I thought you were."
You can do both at the same time your know
Since I'm touch starved, I wonder whether she's also touch starved. If yes, then we hug for long. Yay.
Probably never meet, since we'd both rarely ever leave the house. And if we ever met we'd probably be like :"Huh, this dude\girl kinda looks like me. Crazy how nature do that." And then proceed to ignore each other.
This. We'd be friends if we were ever forced to be in a social setting. But otherwise have no communication
We'd both mean to but kinda let it slip and after all we are the same person so we can just pick up where we left off at any time so I'll message them next week...
I'd probably ghost myself
yea this one. i don't really do it on purpose, i just... forget to reply to messages? so yea me and clone would be best buddies for like two weeks only to eventually forget about the other's existence. every once in a while we'd be like "shit i havent heard from them in a while, but at this point it's been too long, it'd be awkward to start texting again now"
I was the same as you. Then I was like "fuck im incredibly selfish". I just started sending thngs like "I'm sorry I didn't reply/left you hanging....." then pick it right back up as best as I could. If not just start a new conversation. I didn't like that about myself, because I said that "I forgot to reply", however when I put forth a little effort, that forgetfulness disappeared.
I cant stand other ppl like myself lmao
Yeahhh this is sadly my concern too. Like, I don’t hate myself but I don’t know if I’d want to hang out with myself or someone exactly like me. It could really go either way.
Well, probably fucking.
Its not incest if i go fuck myself
If you fuck a genderbent copy of yourself, is it selfcest or masturbation?
It is fancy masturbation
oooo you got answers, I got more questions.
Do you think humans are the only animals with fetishes?
I've seen a video of an elephant fucking a rock, so my answer would be no, all animals have weird fetishes.
Are ghosts real, and we just have no way of recognizing them?
based on your other comments in this thread, id say you must be having one hell of a trip.
What happens if you get yourself pregnant? Are you birthing a clone?
According to this post the answer is no. Apparently during the combining process chromosome pairs can be swapped around and even parts of the chromosomes can swap leaving you with different dna than either of the two halves.
This makes sense considering most people only share similarities with their parents instead of looking like two people pasted together.
Playing boardgames. I need a regular Gloomhaven buddy.
Certainly we'll be fucking.
Hanging out. It would be a relief to be my complete self and not get looked at funny or be called a weirdo.
oh we fuckin'
Maybe we fuck but knowing myself, I'd probably wouldn't date me. And especially, knowing myself, the fucking is probably not that good either
I would definitely not date myself. I’ve lived with me, I’ve seen how messy and annoying I can be.
Edit: clarity bc I’m dumb; another reason I wouldn’t date myself
you wouldn't not?
It would bad if the female me rejected me, which wouldn't be surprising tbh.
Getting rejected by myself is a new low.
Oh they FAWKIN'
Femboy brother meets tomboy sister
Tricking people into thinking I switched genders
We would basically be twins so probably twin stuff
ah yes, twin sex
It's called twincest
maybe OP has sexlexia
Over-analyzing the shit out of everything
I dated a girl who was a carbon copy of my personality. It was horrible, it was like having all of your own worst qualities reflected back at you...*shudder*. They say opposites attract for a reason lol
> They say opposites attract for a reason lol
Well actually they don't! Attract I mean. People say all kinds of things...
At least according to science we are more likely to end up with someone more similar than different to ourselves.
Do we know we are versions of each other?
If not we would probably just talk about our interests, slowly revealing more and more obscure stuff and getting increasingly excited there’s someone else out there who likes what we like.
If we do know we’d probably just save time and go straight to bangin.
If there's such a person we would fall in love because that would be the only person that really know me.
If there was such person we would hate each other because that would be the only person that really know me
saying hi then going
It didn’t end well.
I’m reading through your replies and it’s basically like that. She suffered from bipolar disorder and very severe Anorexia Nervosa. We both were the stereotypical depressed teens. You know the saying right? “Misery loves company..” Well guess what. I fucking adored her company. We started talking out of the blue. Randomly met on a school trip. Her now ex boyfriend introduced us. (I know that I fucked up here).
The beginnings were so freaking nice. It had felt like I found a piece of my soul that was missing. I hadn’t had a crush on her just yet then, however I could spend hours on hours with her. Just casually driving around. One simple coffee would turn into an entire day spent together.. I can still recall what she looked like. Small, wearing red lipstick with dark hair, brownish eyes with a touch of dark emerald colored sparks. Her ferocious but still very feminine features out against the sunlight.. But when it got dark..it was even better. Driving into the darkness. Half of her face always shrouded in mystery. Seemingly uncharted waters. “Beware, for here be dragons.” And a dragon, I certainly found. The other side though, was a different story. Moonlight gently pouring its light, illuminating some of that mystery, giving me time to slowly uncover parts of her very soul..I wanted to know more. I’m not that old but I thought like I just stumbled upon a woman like no other. Somebody so strange and extraordinary..I had to know more, I wanted so badly to explore that..intruder in my life.
It was pretty awesome at first. She was literally myself but opposite gender. Long story short we both shared some deep mental issues. It dragged on for a while. Both of us kept getting worse.
Heated exchange of opinions resulted in a break up.
She got back to her ex
We don’t talk anymore.
I really liked her
\- Heated exchange of opinions resulted in a break up.
But if they're you, you have the same opinions, so it could potentially work.
Unless the opinion is "people who always agree with me suck."
Half of the time beating the living crap out if each other,half if the time fucking each others brains out.
Younger, ignorant, me would have assumed that having everything in common would lead to an amazing relationship. "Now me" understands that the best relationships are where your differences complement each other's weaknesses with each other's strengths. And that having a balance somewhere in between gives you the best chance of survival.
Gaming and probably date, your clone knows you best
Probably arguing. We're both right, so...
so uhhhh are you also gay?
Recently I’ve spent time with two women who were in different ways the female version of me.
Also, eating tacos.
Edited to include tacos.
I tend to hate people that are similar to me, personality-wise.
So I guess that I would probably hate that person to death. And so would the person.
So I guess it would end in an epic fight.
Y’know, I’ve done this (32F with 30M). We play DnD together.
He’s not a physical version of me, but we have so many eerie past-things in parallel, and personality things and interests in common … He’s great, we’re good friends who don’t keep layers of bullshit between us, we’ve never met in person, and we’re both married to other people who we are loyal to. But we can and do call on each other at emotional low points, for support, friendship, confidences, and advice. We’ve helped each other through some very dark shit, helped keep each other from self-destructing at different times. If I needed to call someone bawling at 4AM, he’d be there to help me, and also to call me on my shit. He’s the brother I never had, and I’m the sister he never had.
dam lets fuck i know you horny
What are you doing, step-self?
Id throw up and then go tell Internet that I just saw someone who looked exactly as ugly as me.
Get Ice Cream.
I would just be like “damn it I forgot to specify the gender of my clone”, and then send it back to Amazon.
Ignoring each other
Fuckin for sure
well if it wasnt obvious enough free sex
Do you know how many times I've been told to go fuck myself? With this, I can finally fulfill that request! I feel bad letting people down.