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PoseidonsOctopussy

All the things my wife won’t do with me. So mostly play Magic and RuneScape together.


BadgerOSRS

you would stand alone, together


PoseidonsOctopussy

Fuck that. I’d have someone to do bosses with.


aminalanche

Bitching about how we can't find anyone who understands us.


SaturnMarket

So just typical Emo stuff?


degjo

It's too early and I was wondering how arguing is typical Elmo stuff


CanadianDude4

>I was wondering how arguing is typical Elmo stuff as a wrangler of toddlers ive come to learn every few seasons Elmo argues with Zoe, some times its about favourite cookies, the music their pet rock likes etc. its about as heated as you'd expect from a show oriented towards pre-schoolers that pushes tolerance, but its happened several times so I'd say its typical. ​ so your early brain was accidentally correct.


LiveForYourself

I’m 24 with no kids and even I know Elmo has straight beef no fillers with Rocko


gopher1409

Elmo: ROCKO’S JUST A ROCK! Zoey: [convinces Elmo to sing to Rocko] Elmo: [sings Elmo’s song to Rocko] Zoey: “You’re singing into his butt.”


DeadWolffiey

Dude. We would do the coolest magic trick.


inerlite

Judging from the other replies it will be the disappearing pickle


Zerole00

People and their low standards, I'd definitely want someone hotter


Phy44

"willing" is a perfectly acceptable standard.


15926028

Aka 'Hide The Sausage'


petrichorE6

The alabama special


Semi-Pro_Biotic

With white sauce


Friendly-Damage-6371

Are you Phil Dunphy


title_of_yoursextape

Gotta fix that step


big_richards_here

The entire plot of 'The Prestige' in one sentence.


EmperoaaR

It was so simple yet I didn't see it coming, blew my mind when they revealed it at the end. Still my favourite movie ever


azarbi

Totally ignoring each other for most of the time and argue over pointless stuff on the remaining time.


GenevieveMarie02

Hm… this sounds like me.


MarsAdept

We'd probably be great friends.


PieOverPeople

I’m the opposite. I’m sure I’d hate that pretentious fuck.


bannermaned

Same lmao i’ve basically met the female of version of me. Fuck that toxic narcissist slut. I need to change my ways.


mo0n3h

Yep - I’ve met people like me. When I recognise my own traits in others, it immediately puts me on the back foot. I must not like myself …


SpockGnomesCats

I'm the same way. I have a lot of qualities in myself that I truly dislike. Times when I've met people who are similar to me I've been extremely put off. I don't understand how anyone actually likes me if I hate myself so much. I get annoyed just hearing myself talk.


iAmmar9

Lmfao


xraygun2014

> Fuck that toxic narcissist slut. How was it?


Existential_Fella

True, I feel like we would be able to talk for hours about random historic event or some attack on titan, lotr or some resident evil lore


ItsInMyButt

Myself and I would murder each other, methinks


Single_Towel5857

Likely being very awkward in trying to be the other’s friend but then get self conscious that maybe we are just annoying the other. Even after talking it out to reassure ourselves that we are fine, we’d still question if we really are fine.


Jaya_shanka

Wait, did I do this already?


dontbetheofficeslut

Hi? Are you the other me? This is so relatable.


markossssssss

Cuddling


uvero

That's what I'd be doing with mine, *afterwards*.


naimlessone

Taking the phrase 'Go fuck yourself!' seriously


Smitty__1

I'm a triplet, I have a fraternal brother and sister. My sister and I look extremely similar. She is literally me just the opposite gender. We look like we belong more so than my brother (he's the alien child out of the three of us). Whenever I'm out with my sister, people think we're boyfriend//girlfriend sometimes if we go to a restaurant or amusement park... which is kind of weird, but also kind of funny at the same time. But this one time a long time childhood friend of mine took me out to get coffee at Starbucks because he had something he had to tell me, to get off his chest. He was beating around the subject until he started talking about my sister and how he ended up sleeping with her a couple months ago and had to tell me. I asked him why he was telling me this. His response was, "I got with your sister so I could be with the female version of you." Still floors me lol


ace_in_training

What happened next? You can't just leave with this cliffhanger!


Smitty__1

I started to look at life a little differently haha Even more interesting is that this guys' birthday is the day before ours, he would used to text us that he was older than the three of us for just that one day.


boffoblue

What happened to your relationship with that guy? Did the friendship change?


willozsy

They are having eternal threesome now.


throwawaywafflelover

Twin bro what are you doing?


MechaGyver

Thanks, I hate this...take my upvote.


krispyhamster

I think their relationship gotten into another level


vernes1978

Guess there are friends and *friends* friends.


MinnieShoof

Holy fff did you guys bang or what?? That's what the internet wants to know!


Every3Years

Well he's always older than you guys, BY that one day.


NuclearCandy

My brother looks like a taller, male version of me. When I used that "gender flip" filter on snapchat I was the spitting image of him. So I sent his wife a snapchat while I was sitting in my hot tub wearing a bathing suit. "Have you ever wondered what your husband would look like with boobs?". She was like oh my god this is equal parts hilarious and creepy. Edit: not the hot tub snap, but this is a [side by side](http://imgur.com/a/YIbpcg7) showing how much the filter makes me look like my brother


Humdrumma

I think it's cute that you and your SIL are that close! This story warmed my heart funnily enough


NuclearCandy

My brother and I have always been really close and I'm so glad he found a partner who not only makes him happy and fits with his personality, but who is also a really fun, friendly person I get along with well and consider a friend.


Ripeoldmelon

Hahaha!! That's awesome!


ClearBrightLight

I did this with my cousin! Apparently all I need to turn into him is the ability to grow a little stubble.


QueenTahllia

That’s so sweet. lol But did anyone tell him that he could confess his feelings to you directly without involving a 3rd party?


Phormitago

> His response was, "I got with your sister so I could be with the female version of you." I've no idea how to rank this in the "hah, gayyyyyyyyy" Chang scale of gayness.


sunnie_day

He was probably bisexual


Smitty__1

2021, quite a time to be alive


Quetin

He’s in love with you lmaooo


melig1991

.... George?


lemonpunt

My best mate married my sister and now I feel sick.


saintfed

Alright Ron Weasley


Humdrumma

It's okay I'm sure your sister looks much better than you


Lost-My-Mind-

I'm just imagining your friend standing between you and your sister.....and you two start slamming him back and forth, like night of the roxburry. And he's ok with that.


Smitty__1

You know, now that I think about it. Yes, he would probably like that very much. Haha!


Foublanc

Is it "so I could be with ..." like in "to be able to be with ....", or like in "it's almost like I've been with" ? Was being with the "female version of you" the aim or the consequence ?


pxduid

Sounds gay ngl


BeeVomitImHome

Slammed puss like a queer.


BiNARY9

sounds bi af


Maeberry2007

OMG I was *not* expecting the second part of that.


[deleted]

Take down the Time Variance Authority, duh!


IShallPetYourDogo

And then fuck?


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And then fuck.


tyingdanger279

No you need to unleash the multiverse first


Ethacon

And then fuck


KermitSewerSlide9000

And then fuck.


Dacor64

But get interrupted by a multidimensional purple smoke being


thealexguy1

I feel like this was OP's inspiration for the question


pier32

Exactly


DarkKerrigor

Burdened with glorious purpose.


JustaRussianCatboy

Gonna gaslight my mom into believing that I had two twin sisters instead of one EDIT: Chill about the triplets thing y'all, I'd never heard that word before today :/


AnotherMotherFuker

Heh, love it. I think I'll do the same


coffeepunk

the way this is worded i'm worried you did find an extra sister somewhere


Legionof1

The “fuck your clone” comments are now a bit weirder ehh?


dlordjr

I'll show you mine if you'll show me mine.


elepuddnlily

Wondering if the next step would be considered sex or masturbation.


Calm-Zombie2678

And would any offspring just be a clone?


Konaisadog

probably not. I’d assume just whatever happens with normal incest


Spartancoolcody

Idk this sounds more like advanced incest.


Iridescent_Rose925

Incest level up: Level 2


i_plod

Selfcest?


ksaarthak

I'll show you yours if you show me yours


Retire-inator9000

I'll show me yours if I show you yours


zladuric

I'll shove me mine if I show me mine. Edit: oh fuck. But okay, in leaving it there..


HighSeem

''Go fuck yourself''


Vidio_thelocalfreak

"You would like me to be you, wouldn't me?"


DeadmanDexter

"What are you doing step me?"


Red_Ranger75

As amazing as it sounds I actually have met someone like that and we became friends damn near instantly. Hell we actually joke about whether or not there's a cloning facility in *insert nation here* that we don't know about


LarkScarlett

Interestingggg … I’ve had a similar experience. We’re (32F, 30M) very close friends with quick friendship chemistry, both married to spouses we’re loyal to, and he’s the brother I never had. Just shared this story downthread, actually. But we both are able to give each other the friendship-support needed, the perfect amount of validation, reassurance, and bullshit-calling, because we know what we’d need in a given situation.


mittythekitty

That's awesome! I had that kind of chemistry with another girl and we became lifelong friends almost instantly. I went to a Christmas party with a guy I was casually seeing and ended up talking to her for the entire party and never seeing my date again! Best random fling ever because I ended up with a truly amazing friend. :)


Different-Turn3239

I had a similar situation. I found a girl who our mutual friends said were the exact same person, and we dated for a while. We didn't work out since she didn't want to talk or go out frequently, and we tried again this year. It did not go well too. We are now just snap streak buddies.


Unsd

This happened with me too. I tried dating my male version of me with a very awkward outcome. We even looked similar. Thought it would make sense since we are so similar, how could it not work? Turns out, we were only supposed to be friends. We liked each other, and I guess found each other attractive, but it also ended up being really fuckin weird and we decided that it was not meant to be. Plus, the things I love about my husband now is that we are different in a lot of ways. The things I'm bad at, he can take over and handle and vice versa. Much more of a team as opposed to 2 people looking at a situation and going "so uh...what do we do now?" and then have a nice dual panic attack.


Emperor_Cartagia

Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance Co-Op.


The_Reborn_Forge

Honestly talk, What’s been easier, what’s been harder. Get an idea of myself as a person at my core beyond gender. “Edit” I went to sleep and woke up to this blown up. Wow, hello everyone!


de-tails

This is the smartest answer I have seen so far :)


LittleGlaze

Then bone.


ComradeOFdoom

Ah, there’s the Reddit I know.


The_Indominus_Gamer

And don't always love.


chiniwini

Reddit, uhh, finds a way.


buddboy

thats what I would like to know as well. It'd be like that girl that disguised herself as a man for a year to try to learn what's real/fake about male privilege. I bet no matter what your gender is we all have preconceived notions about the opposite sex that just aren't true.


raresarcasm

working towards world domination


_Allaccordingtoplan

Same, we should join forces.


raresarcasm

totally i’m cool with that


Fluffy-City8558

Count me in


ghostRyku

Gaming, don’t have anybody to play video games with right now


seenthewolf

Same but for different reasons, nobody knows me like I know myself. We'd be totally in sync. Theoretically at least.


MXLNCE

Any game with Duo’s would be legendary


NatureGuy45

It's finally happening. He will ask her "wanna smash?" and after saying "yes" she won't be disappointed as he picks up a Nintendo Switch!


DrMantisTabogon

What games do you play? I have PlayStation and pc and play quite a lot of games. I’ve got a week off and would be great to have a game with you


dontbetheofficeslut

I know you’re not my friend but my friend has had both mantis and dr toboggan as his versions of his PlayStation gamer tag so that’s just weird! Enjoy your gaming! Hopefully I can squeeze in some Call of Duty soon.


DrMantisTabogon

Dr mantis tabogon is a friend of everyone, just hope you don’t get the BUGGG.


Fuel907

Whoops, looks like you dropped your monster condom that you use for your magnum dong.


zenith_industries

Like, this so much! Finally the perfect online gaming buddy who’ll want to play the same games as I want to play as often as I want to play them. It’s making me sad that this couldn’t be real.


Pizza___Guy

Same u wanna play Xbox


DredgenKion

“Science”


ksaarthak

more like 'Biology"?


vb_stubbies

Maybe ‘Anatomy’?


netherkate

‘Chemistry’


anged16

HEAVY PHYSICS


phistreddit

“Go fuck yourself” “Sure”


t-berium

I would hug her very warmly and tell her that I understand.


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username1824

I would incest fuck and then cuddle and cry edit: it would be a cuddling cry of "I know what it's like, I also learned I'm autistic." I have a nonverbal 3.5yr old that clued me in to my own autism despite my ex wife telling me "everyone is a bit autistic and you're just making excuses for not being the man I thought you were."


handheair

You can do both at the same time your know


garlic_bread_thief

Since I'm touch starved, I wonder whether she's also touch starved. If yes, then we hug for long. Yay.


j-caesar-g

Probably never meet, since we'd both rarely ever leave the house. And if we ever met we'd probably be like :"Huh, this dude\girl kinda looks like me. Crazy how nature do that." And then proceed to ignore each other.


Potential_Cake_1338

This. We'd be friends if we were ever forced to be in a social setting. But otherwise have no communication


StingerAE

We'd both mean to but kinda let it slip and after all we are the same person so we can just pick up where we left off at any time so I'll message them next week...


hallvcinangel

I'd probably ghost myself


nxrmogir

yea this one. i don't really do it on purpose, i just... forget to reply to messages? so yea me and clone would be best buddies for like two weeks only to eventually forget about the other's existence. every once in a while we'd be like "shit i havent heard from them in a while, but at this point it's been too long, it'd be awkward to start texting again now"


Davadam27

I was the same as you. Then I was like "fuck im incredibly selfish". I just started sending thngs like "I'm sorry I didn't reply/left you hanging....." then pick it right back up as best as I could. If not just start a new conversation. I didn't like that about myself, because I said that "I forgot to reply", however when I put forth a little effort, that forgetfulness disappeared.


DerB4lix

I cant stand other ppl like myself lmao


alp17

Yeahhh this is sadly my concern too. Like, I don’t hate myself but I don’t know if I’d want to hang out with myself or someone exactly like me. It could really go either way.


Governor_Raccoon

Well, probably fucking. Its not incest if i go fuck myself


a_russian_physicist

selfcest


Bob_From_FNF

If you fuck a genderbent copy of yourself, is it selfcest or masturbation?


mad_fam

It is fancy masturbation


Bob_From_FNF

oooo you got answers, I got more questions. Do you think humans are the only animals with fetishes?


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RebirthGhost

I've seen a video of an elephant fucking a rock, so my answer would be no, all animals have weird fetishes.


Bob_From_FNF

Are ghosts real, and we just have no way of recognizing them?


koopatroopa_2

based on your other comments in this thread, id say you must be having one hell of a trip.


RedrunGun

What happens if you get yourself pregnant? Are you birthing a clone?


InvestInHappiness

https://genetics.thetech.org/ask-a-geneticist/children-parents-identical-dna According to this post the answer is no. Apparently during the combining process chromosome pairs can be swapped around and even parts of the chromosomes can swap leaving you with different dna than either of the two halves. This makes sense considering most people only share similarities with their parents instead of looking like two people pasted together.


PunKinPoose

Playing boardgames. I need a regular Gloomhaven buddy.


the_dick_of_snail

Certainly we'll be fucking.


Syntania

Hanging out. It would be a relief to be my complete self and not get looked at funny or be called a weirdo.


prodigy1189

oh we fuckin'


gunscreeper

Maybe we fuck but knowing myself, I'd probably wouldn't date me. And especially, knowing myself, the fucking is probably not that good either


AlwaysWrongMate

I would definitely not date myself. I’ve lived with me, I’ve seen how messy and annoying I can be. Edit: clarity bc I’m dumb; another reason I wouldn’t date myself


Disastrous-Passion20

you wouldn't not?


silver_shield_95

It would bad if the female me rejected me, which wouldn't be surprising tbh.


i_do_lewd_things

Getting rejected by myself is a new low.


SquidSledge

Oh they FAWKIN'


imead52

Femboy brother meets tomboy sister


Smallishwhale53

Tricking people into thinking I switched genders


johnny_boy757

We would basically be twins so probably twin stuff


P-W-L

ah yes, twin sex


SilentRanger42

It's called twincest


bubba_feet

maybe OP has sexlexia


ImperialCub

fucking


Warm-Bed2956

Over-analyzing the shit out of everything


Spaceisveryhard

I dated a girl who was a carbon copy of my personality. It was horrible, it was like having all of your own worst qualities reflected back at you...*shudder*. They say opposites attract for a reason lol


lastontheball

> They say opposites attract for a reason lol Well actually they don't! Attract I mean. People say all kinds of things... At least according to science we are more likely to end up with someone more similar than different to ourselves.


IrrelevantPuppy

Do we know we are versions of each other? If not we would probably just talk about our interests, slowly revealing more and more obscure stuff and getting increasingly excited there’s someone else out there who likes what we like. If we do know we’d probably just save time and go straight to bangin.


DerpAtOffice

If there's such a person we would fall in love because that would be the only person that really know me.


instavio

If there was such person we would hate each other because that would be the only person that really know me


MostConsideration779

saying hi then going


Cynical_James

I did. We dated. It didn’t end well. Edit.1: I’m reading through your replies and it’s basically like that. She suffered from bipolar disorder and very severe Anorexia Nervosa. We both were the stereotypical depressed teens. You know the saying right? “Misery loves company..” Well guess what. I fucking adored her company. We started talking out of the blue. Randomly met on a school trip. Her now ex boyfriend introduced us. (I know that I fucked up here). The beginnings were so freaking nice. It had felt like I found a piece of my soul that was missing. I hadn’t had a crush on her just yet then, however I could spend hours on hours with her. Just casually driving around. One simple coffee would turn into an entire day spent together.. I can still recall what she looked like. Small, wearing red lipstick with dark hair, brownish eyes with a touch of dark emerald colored sparks. Her ferocious but still very feminine features out against the sunlight.. But when it got dark..it was even better. Driving into the darkness. Half of her face always shrouded in mystery. Seemingly uncharted waters. “Beware, for here be dragons.” And a dragon, I certainly found. The other side though, was a different story. Moonlight gently pouring its light, illuminating some of that mystery, giving me time to slowly uncover parts of her very soul..I wanted to know more. I’m not that old but I thought like I just stumbled upon a woman like no other. Somebody so strange and extraordinary..I had to know more, I wanted so badly to explore that..intruder in my life.


69earthling

What happened


Cynical_James

It was pretty awesome at first. She was literally myself but opposite gender. Long story short we both shared some deep mental issues. It dragged on for a while. Both of us kept getting worse. Heated exchange of opinions resulted in a break up. She got back to her ex We don’t talk anymore. I really liked her


littenwastaken

\- Heated exchange of opinions resulted in a break up. But if they're you, you have the same opinions, so it could potentially work.


photopteryx

Unless the opinion is "people who always agree with me suck."


naughtynight26

Half of the time beating the living crap out if each other,half if the time fucking each others brains out.


ksandom

Younger, ignorant, me would have assumed that having everything in common would lead to an amazing relationship. "Now me" understands that the best relationships are where your differences complement each other's weaknesses with each other's strengths. And that having a balance somewhere in between gives you the best chance of survival.


Due_Accountant2429

Gaming and probably date, your clone knows you best


Tiamazzo

Probably arguing. We're both right, so...


CosP0_memes

so uhhhh are you also gay?


aeltr

Recently I’ve spent time with two women who were in different ways the female version of me. So fucking. Also, eating tacos. Edited to include tacos.


TraceFinder

I tend to hate people that are similar to me, personality-wise. So I guess that I would probably hate that person to death. And so would the person. So I guess it would end in an epic fight.


LarkScarlett

Y’know, I’ve done this (32F with 30M). We play DnD together. He’s not a physical version of me, but we have so many eerie past-things in parallel, and personality things and interests in common … He’s great, we’re good friends who don’t keep layers of bullshit between us, we’ve never met in person, and we’re both married to other people who we are loyal to. But we can and do call on each other at emotional low points, for support, friendship, confidences, and advice. We’ve helped each other through some very dark shit, helped keep each other from self-destructing at different times. If I needed to call someone bawling at 4AM, he’d be there to help me, and also to call me on my shit. He’s the brother I never had, and I’m the sister he never had.


abhikarn_ng

dam lets fuck i know you horny


ShelZuuz

What are you doing, step-self?


Technical_Desk_267

Id throw up and then go tell Internet that I just saw someone who looked exactly as ugly as me.


jonathaninit

Get Ice Cream.


NotTheWy

I would just be like “damn it I forgot to specify the gender of my clone”, and then send it back to Amazon.


TheSixthDimension

Ignoring each other


trickyrickyray

Fuckin for sure


kmac6868

No doubt


AromorGuy

well if it wasnt obvious enough free sex


Kthulhu119

Do you know how many times I've been told to go fuck myself? With this, I can finally fulfill that request! I feel bad letting people down.