What made you pick your Reddit username?
By - taxeci8469
the Konami X-Men arcade game.
Welcome to DIE
*”I’m in my mum’s car”*
Huh, I’ve been in it too, the back seat anyway
FUCK YOU SHORSEY
My mom was really into English history and used to call me Katherine of Aragon, but I misheard as Katherine of Arrogant. It was more fitting anyway.
My mom LOVES English history and I think she’d be tickled pink at your username!
This is an excellent story!
turned out my ex cheating on me was also cheating on a different guy and that i was the side piece, told my friend about it and he says "it really is a cuck or be cucked world"
That’s the wackiest story I have heard in a while here on Reddit
You must not log on very often.
That’s more likely because I am shit at looking for them properly
It's self explanatory.
I've arrived to join the "self explanatory" username club!
Application for one more !
Am I allowed to join this 😳
Wait, guys you almost forgot me!
Sorry, I was uhhh...
Im busy watching...
I’m busy watching…………………..
Damn you’re really unreliable:(
Me the fourth
Maybe self inflicted?
Uhhh… so… about those usernames?
Maybe put the pot down... And pick up some cocaine.
Perfect example of what I mean.
Man, I really hate people who think they're medical experts! This patient clearly needs amphetamines rather than cocaine. Or maybe coffee.
Ha! Mine is because I quit smoking weed and went through 8 months of terrible insomnia
Two of my favorite things
In that order?
Some bastard already had my normal one, damn you to hell u/sendintheclowns, damn you to hell!
That person posted one comment 11 years ago... Damn... Damn them to deepest hell!
I would have put it to so much better use haha
I like the implications of there being *other* clowns tho
That sucks and the account is 11 years old with one comment. What a waste of a username
Hey, lurkers need usernames too.
I have this user name for everything else so why not also reddit
Same reason that I have my name
We’re not so different there, sky shark.
It's a small world, underground shark.
Yeah I wish I can change it
You could just create another account. I get tired of my usernames and then just end up creating a new account and using the old one as a throwaway
My bookshelf inspired the username 🥲
Unironically, idk why but I love that name
Unironically, idk why but I love your name *and* u/MissingIkeaScrew's name.
Ha ha ding dong like penis
i always end up with extras, let’s be friends! my furniture may or may not be stable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My father was a pig.
ok, here's gold.
ok, here's platinum
Gimme useless free award
ok, here's a useless free award
You’re just out here doing gods work, aren’t you.
Gimme love and care
here's some love and care
Gimme Love, Gimme Gimme Love.
And silver for you!
Important trash is worth more than diamonds. I'm your lost driver's license, the letters from your jilted lover, the stock certificates your grandparents threw away because they thought those were just generic receipts, I'm ALL of that and more.
I love you.
I hate you
i love you both.
Please come back
Are you my will to live and my sense of wonder and joy for the world too?
Are you also the hard drive I threw away in 2011 holding 38 Bitcoin? Because I want you back :(
I’ve been told that I look like an earthworm (lack of a chin)
This is awesome and I love the picture.. so cool!
Great... Now I wanna see...
I hate snakes
African mongeese hate snakes everyone knows that
Except in their plate.
And they shall learn their awful fate.
Inside joke about an alcoholic I know.
Warm beer do indeed make sad
Well it’s not me because I’m fine with warm beer
I am a literal Gnu living in York, England
Gnice to meet you
I LOVE puffins
Puffins are our town mascot. They are EVERYWHERE. Not the actual living birds, just pictures, tea towels, mugs, bags. Anything you can put a picture on basically has a puffin on it.
Luckily I also think they are awesome so I like it.
If you want to see them for real you can take a boat out to the island to see them.
Tldr: Does aliens have carpets?
Everyone is curious whether aliens exists.
But more important question is whether they have similar lives, does they have furniture. Abd above all does they have carpets?
Also 14 is my number.
I'm the manager of a retail store.
Ah, a slave driver
I have an afro and I am a man
The rest is history
Edit: I don't know anything about an Afroman, if someone could loop me in that would be great
Are you THE Afroman?
pretty sure that’s how afroman came up with his name when he lived in the back of a chevrolet van, every night somewhere new smoking weed and drinking booze.
A popular Swedish singer has a song for [you.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UBbm6yZNf5w)
Oh, uh, so many reasons. Who knows, really!
Can I uh... Send you some?
When you're ready I'll be too
Sending right now
I'm known for my truths
It was my late-S/Os favorite quote and seemed ironic
I don’t know whether to laugh or feel bad.
I'm sorry :/
Internet hugs from rando Redditor.
I didn’t know you could pick one!
Did it auto pick a name for you? I feel like it did that for me too but I honestly cannot recall. I wouldn't have chosen this... Unless I made an account back in my emo teen days and don't remember it.
And i didn't know you can't change it afterwards
A long, long time ago...
Edit: a dong, dong time ago...
What did you do to that poor dong!?
Mmm My ding ding dong
I am oxymoron
Randomly assigned by Reddit. Couldn't be arsed to think of something original so I kept it.
I just looked down and was confused
I have no creative talent
I wanted something to attract the ladies
Did it work?
On Reddit, I think we both know the answer friend.
I like to eat chicken and I have at least 1 bone on my body
Ill give you a bone for your body
What I usually do most of the time
Couldn’t think of anything whilst I was watching pirates for the Caribbean
> pirates for the Caribbean
I think the problem is you buying bootleg Chinese DVDs
Well Red is my online nickname, so its not my name.
i made it
area 51 (51)
sin city (SC)
i like nevada
Something something society.
Pretty self explanatory 1 thru 6 were taken
i’m a random black girl …
Sad black woman here.
I had recently bought a bag of mini dinosaur toys and had put them all around my apartment - it made me happy
I really didn't know what to use
My air conditioner broke
Reddit kept saying the names i wanted were taken.
I wanted a name my wife wouldn't recognize.
Because I really like pictures of dew in nature. And people seem to dislike the word “moist”.
My sisters username in videogames is tacothepugpuppy and we were both starting to use reddit at the same time so I chose tacothepugpuppy to spite her in a sorta sibling rivalry manner
Now I'm curious what your sister ended up with. And I'm amused you didn't compromise and end up giving it to her at some point. Get her in here.
I dont want to reveal her actual username because I'm worried of creeps sending her creepy dms but to give you a hint of what it is, it involves potty humor (so think something along the lines of "CacaStinkyFart".
She stopped using reddit a while ago but if i can, I'll definetly get her in this thread
Lol it sounds like she took the name of a food to name her dog then used that as her game name then you stole it to spite her and in turn her new name is how she felt about you being a shithead. What a lovely family.
After a solid 20 minutes of failing to find a username that wasn't already taken I sarcastically typed it in
Its what i call my vag lmao
Got compliments on it on chat sites.
I named the first computer I built myself awesomeness. Then when I built my next computer I added an er to the end. Didn't feel right to continue the trend so I just left it at that.
I didn’t have to add any numbers and I’ve never been denied on another platform for someone already having taken it.
I really like the star Bellatrix lol
I was under my weighted blanket and for a sec I thought I wouldn’t make it
NFL Dolphins were losing on tv
I thought I was making a joke about Cleverbot.
I like word play.
I think Alfredo sauce is pretty dope
I’m a literary nerd with two degrees in the field and I love Star Wars. No, I don’t have a job that relates to my degrees.
It is a line in Wheel of Time - "Dream on my behalf, Nyneave. Dream for things I no longer can."
The character who says this has major trust issues at this point. He thinks he's resigned to die, and says this to one of the two people he does trust - after she tells him that she doesn't believe he's doomed.
Their friendship is amazing, one of the things I love most about these books. I absolutely adore it.
P.S. Nyneave is also one of my all time favourite character in written literature.
The Wire. Fuckin' McNulty is my hero.
Had a big vocabulary as a kid, other folks would often ask me “what’s another word for…” and eventually I got this nickname
It makes me sound so pretty
I am a Female Leo who’s extremely introverted.
not knowing the fact that you can't change them later
I'm not sure
I have to get his attention somehow.
Used my maiden and married name. Unfortunately for me, had no idea Trump would win the 2016 election. Now my Reddit user name looks like a Trump lover. I think sometimes this user name generates its own downvotes.
Found Melania's account.
A history of depression and alcoholism that I'm trying to treat by finding the comedy in it all, because I'm too poor to see a psychiatrist.
Sounds like The Joker’s plot
Most of my of my games names has to do with beans, sooo, i wanted it to be my reddit username
I was working out quite a bit at the time. Now it’s more like KettlebellFat
It’s my cringe gamertag I made when I was like 12, and now I can’t let go of it…
I wear cat eye glasses. It's my thing.
I was starting keto. It went terribly and made me feel awful but people still occasionally send me recipes. It makes me feel bad because they made the effort to message me recipes and I know I’ll never try them.
Except one guy who just messaged “water”. He’s not wrong but
I saw it on another app~
I've got an authentic y'all and my yeehaw is truly deluxe.
A shitty unused meme that's no longer funny
I didn't realized I left the default one, and then... It was to late
I was fairly suicidal at the time. Much better now though!
I'm autistic and the voices inside my head are screaming.