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What made you pick your Reddit username?

What made you pick your Reddit username?

NothingMovesTheBlob

the Konami X-Men arcade game.


Monster-Zero

Welcome to DIE


NothingMovesTheBlob

"X-CHICKEN!!"


maxrpms

Vroom vroom


-SHORSEY-

*”I’m in my mum’s car”* Huh, I’ve been in it too, the back seat anyway


MuffinMakingJew

FUCK YOU SHORSEY


shewholaughslasts

FUCK YOU SHORSEY


KatherineOfArrogant

My mom was really into English history and used to call me Katherine of Aragon, but I misheard as Katherine of Arrogant. It was more fitting anyway.


Nemesys2005

My mom LOVES English history and I think she’d be tickled pink at your username!


blkwid0w

This is an excellent story!


cuck-or-be-cucked

turned out my ex cheating on me was also cheating on a different guy and that i was the side piece, told my friend about it and he says "it really is a cuck or be cucked world"


RaiderCat_12

That’s the wackiest story I have heard in a while here on Reddit


ishpatoon1982

You must not log on very often.


RaiderCat_12

That’s more likely because I am shit at looking for them properly


SnoopsBadunkadunk

How depressing.


peopleconfuseme420

It's self explanatory.


allergictocheese

I've arrived to join the "self explanatory" username club!


oddartist

Me too!


Curious_Human_Being_

Application for one more !


DickButtPlease

Me too.


AmongUs-Pornhub

Am I allowed to join this 😳


BakeAt420

Wait, guys you almost forgot me!


iPlowedYourMom

Sorry, I was uhhh... *Busy*


im-a-simp-

Im busy watching... Streamers


themaninyourbushes

I’m busy watching…………………..


The_Unreliable_94

No.


AmongUs-Pornhub

Damn you’re really unreliable:(


DadofTamzin

Me three


randomguy283

Me the fourth


lil-cum-slut

ME TOO...


escaped_prisoner

Maybe self inflicted?


My_bones_are_itchy

Uhhh… so… about those usernames?


DeadguyMcSloppy

Maybe put the pot down... And pick up some cocaine.


peopleconfuseme420

Perfect example of what I mean.


DeadguyMcSloppy

Good point.


schnozzberryflop

Man, I really hate people who think they're medical experts! This patient clearly needs amphetamines rather than cocaine. Or maybe coffee.


confused_insomniac88

Ha! Mine is because I quit smoking weed and went through 8 months of terrible insomnia


FajitaTits

Two of my favorite things


ElGothCowboy

In that order?


newenglandredshirt

Together


sendintheotherclowns

Some bastard already had my normal one, damn you to hell u/sendintheclowns, damn you to hell!


MrSmileyZ

That person posted one comment 11 years ago... Damn... Damn them to deepest hell!


sendintheotherclowns

I would have put it to so much better use haha


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ImaginaryHoodie

I like the implications of there being *other* clowns tho


roostertail420

That sucks and the account is 11 years old with one comment. What a waste of a username


PhysicalStuff

Hey, lurkers need usernames too.


FlyingShark_92_

I have this user name for everything else so why not also reddit


Whizzp0p

Same reason that I have my name


CableShark123

We’re not so different there, sky shark.


Sharkflin

It's a small world, underground shark.


Violet-Breeze

Yeah I wish I can change it


arson_is_awesome

You could just create another account. I get tired of my usernames and then just end up creating a new account and using the old one as a throwaway


MissingIkeaScrew

My bookshelf inspired the username 🥲


DomesticSheep

Unironically, idk why but I love that name


DingDongPuddlez

Unironically, idk why but I love your name *and* u/MissingIkeaScrew's name.


DomesticSheep

Ha ha ding dong like penis


BB8_BALL

i always end up with extras, let’s be friends! my furniture may or may not be stable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


-SonOfHam-

My father was a pig.


Violet-Breeze

Gimme gold


DingDongPuddlez

ok, here's gold.


justabill71

Gimme platinum


DingDongPuddlez

ok, here's platinum


Ch1ck3nMast3r

Gimme useless free award


DingDongPuddlez

ok, here's a useless free award


mygallows

You’re just out here doing gods work, aren’t you.


theDreamingStar

Gimme love and care


DingDongPuddlez

here's some love and care


ThatguyWithTheBowtie

Gimme Love, Gimme Gimme Love.


somuchdeath18

And silver for you!


salient_trash

Important trash is worth more than diamonds. I'm your lost driver's license, the letters from your jilted lover, the stock certificates your grandparents threw away because they thought those were just generic receipts, I'm ALL of that and more.


ishpatoon1982

I love you.


pofesorpoverty

I hate you


fuqdisshite

i love you both.


bigboybobby6969

Please come back


smegma_yogurt

Are you my will to live and my sense of wonder and joy for the world too?


C2D2

Are you also the hard drive I threw away in 2011 holding 38 Bitcoin? Because I want you back :(


EarthwormJill

I’ve been told that I look like an earthworm (lack of a chin)


Professional-Task240

This is awesome and I love the picture.. so cool!


MrSmileyZ

Great... Now I wanna see...


African_Mongoose

I hate snakes


AceToogey

African mongeese hate snakes everyone knows that


Top_Muffin_3232

Except in their plate.


DingDongPuddlez

And they shall learn their awful fate.


WarmBeerMakesSad

Inside joke about an alcoholic I know.


dr_sarcasm_

Warm beer do indeed make sad


My_bones_are_itchy

Well it’s not me because I’m fine with warm beer


GNU_Yorker

I am a literal Gnu living in York, England


escaped_prisoner

Gnice to meet you


mattsculinity

Gchoo!


SqueasAreShoeking

Gesundheit


WickedPuffin

I LOVE puffins


becoming_a_crone

Puffins are our town mascot. They are EVERYWHERE. Not the actual living birds, just pictures, tea towels, mugs, bags. Anything you can put a picture on basically has a puffin on it. Luckily I also think they are awesome so I like it. If you want to see them for real you can take a boat out to the island to see them.


alienCarpet14

Tldr: Does aliens have carpets? Everyone is curious whether aliens exists. But more important question is whether they have similar lives, does they have furniture. Abd above all does they have carpets? Also 14 is my number.


RETAIL_SLAVERY

I'm the manager of a retail store.


PAD88

Ah, a slave driver


thefroman11

I have an afro and I am a man The rest is history Edit: I don't know anything about an Afroman, if someone could loop me in that would be great


Antisocial-Lightbulb

Are you THE Afroman?


Legitimate_Ratio4182

pretty sure that’s how afroman came up with his name when he lived in the back of a chevrolet van, every night somewhere new smoking weed and drinking booze.


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NefariousNoobie

F


ursixx

A popular Swedish singer has a song for [you.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UBbm6yZNf5w)


SendMeNudesThough

Oh, uh, so many reasons. Who knows, really!


ElGothCowboy

Can I uh... Send you some?


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ElGothCowboy

When you're ready I'll be too


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ElGothCowboy

Sending right now


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ElGothCowboy

I'm known for my truths


Shes_dead_Jim

It was my late-S/Os favorite quote and seemed ironic


buttonsismee

I don’t know whether to laugh or feel bad.


MrSmileyZ

I'm sorry :/


Nemesys2005

Internet hugs from rando Redditor.


Famous_Commission_69

I didn’t know you could pick one!


No-One-2177

Did it auto pick a name for you? I feel like it did that for me too but I honestly cannot recall. I wouldn't have chosen this... Unless I made an account back in my emo teen days and don't remember it.


Specialist_Sample_93

And i didn't know you can't change it afterwards


Dongwaffler

A long, long time ago... Edit: a dong, dong time ago...


WarmBeerMakesSad

What did you do to that poor dong!?


Violet-Breeze

Mmm My ding ding dong


Top_Muffin_3232

Tralala


escaped_prisoner

I am oxymoron


That_Village_4869

Randomly assigned by Reddit. Couldn't be arsed to think of something original so I kept it.


BigRocketInMyPants

I just looked down and was confused


wittynameidea

I have no creative talent


StunkDunkums

I wanted something to attract the ladies


buttonsismee

Did it work?


PAD88

On Reddit, I think we both know the answer friend.


Chicken_Bone1

I like to eat chicken and I have at least 1 bone on my body


MaxHannibal

Ill give you a bone for your body


LiveEatSleep123

What I usually do most of the time


RaiderCat_12

Good :)


[deleted]

Couldn’t think of anything whilst I was watching pirates for the Caribbean


down_vote_magnet

> pirates for the Caribbean I think the problem is you buying bootleg Chinese DVDs


Redisntmyname

Well Red is my online nickname, so its not my name.


made

i made it


51SC

area 51 (51) sin city (SC) i like nevada


StrangersYouKnow

Something something society.


fuckdonaldtrump7

Pretty self explanatory 1 thru 6 were taken


fraid2fart

Mexican food


random-black-girl

i’m a random black girl …


sadchoklate

Sad black woman here.


HappyTinyDinosaur

I had recently bought a bag of mini dinosaur toys and had put them all around my apartment - it made me happy


irdk_what_to_use

I really didn't know what to use


iamtoohotwithoutAC

My air conditioner broke


REDDIT-PLEASE-STOP

Reddit kept saying the names i wanted were taken.


RoughAnalSlut

fear


MyWifeDontKnowItsMe

I wanted a name my wife wouldn't recognize.


MoistGrass

Because I really like pictures of dew in nature. And people seem to dislike the word “moist”.


tacothepugpuppy

My sisters username in videogames is tacothepugpuppy and we were both starting to use reddit at the same time so I chose tacothepugpuppy to spite her in a sorta sibling rivalry manner


therestruth

Now I'm curious what your sister ended up with. And I'm amused you didn't compromise and end up giving it to her at some point. Get her in here.


tacothepugpuppy

I dont want to reveal her actual username because I'm worried of creeps sending her creepy dms but to give you a hint of what it is, it involves potty humor (so think something along the lines of "CacaStinkyFart". She stopped using reddit a while ago but if i can, I'll definetly get her in this thread


therestruth

Lol it sounds like she took the name of a food to name her dog then used that as her game name then you stole it to spite her and in turn her new name is how she felt about you being a shithead. What a lovely family.


20MinToFindUsername

After a solid 20 minutes of failing to find a username that wasn't already taken I sarcastically typed it in


flower_flaps

Its what i call my vag lmao


Chiliconkarma

Got compliments on it on chat sites.


awesomenesser

I named the first computer I built myself awesomeness. Then when I built my next computer I added an er to the end. Didn't feel right to continue the trend so I just left it at that.


thedingywizard

I didn’t have to add any numbers and I’ve never been denied on another platform for someone already having taken it.


[deleted]

I really like the star Bellatrix lol


trappedunderblanket

I was under my weighted blanket and for a sec I thought I wouldn’t make it


Dolphinsareterrible

NFL Dolphins were losing on tv


NasalSex-UwU

Who nose…


JedLeland

Citizen Kane


HelloAutobot

I thought I was making a joke about Cleverbot.


que-pasa-koala

I like word play.


alfredope

I think Alfredo sauce is pretty dope


literaryjedi

I’m a literary nerd with two degrees in the field and I love Star Wars. No, I don’t have a job that relates to my degrees.


dreamonmybehalf

It is a line in Wheel of Time - "Dream on my behalf, Nyneave. Dream for things I no longer can." The character who says this has major trust issues at this point. He thinks he's resigned to die, and says this to one of the two people he does trust - after she tells him that she doesn't believe he's doomed. Their friendship is amazing, one of the things I love most about these books. I absolutely adore it. P.S. Nyneave is also one of my all time favourite character in written literature.


DetChuckyMcNulty

The Wire. Fuckin' McNulty is my hero.


CaptainSynonym

Had a big vocabulary as a kid, other folks would often ask me “what’s another word for…” and eventually I got this nickname


chafingbuttcheex

It makes me sound so pretty


___And_Memes_For_All

Metallica


TheLoneliestLioness

I am a Female Leo who’s extremely introverted.


crypticmint

not knowing the fact that you can't change them later


Long_Thick_And_Black

I'm not sure


SadAndHorrible

Hair?


buttonsismee

Definitely hair.


xWERNSTROMx

Futurama


FutureMrsConanOBrien

I have to get his attention somehow.


Trumpswells

Used my maiden and married name. Unfortunately for me, had no idea Trump would win the 2016 election. Now my Reddit user name looks like a Trump lover. I think sometimes this user name generates its own downvotes.


thisisnotmyrealemail

Found Melania's account.


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F


carrtcakethrow

OOF.


DeadguyMcSloppy

A history of depression and alcoholism that I'm trying to treat by finding the comedy in it all, because I'm too poor to see a psychiatrist.


RaiderCat_12

Sounds like The Joker’s plot


Beanconsumer200

Most of my of my games names has to do with beans, sooo, i wanted it to be my reddit username


kettlebellkat

I was working out quite a bit at the time. Now it’s more like KettlebellFat


xDeathwish123x

It’s my cringe gamertag I made when I was like 12, and now I can’t let go of it…


cateyeglassses

I wear cat eye glasses. It's my thing.


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

I was starting keto. It went terribly and made me feel awful but people still occasionally send me recipes. It makes me feel bad because they made the effort to message me recipes and I know I’ll never try them. Except one guy who just messaged “water”. He’s not wrong but


cucky-lunt

I saw it on another app~


DeluxeYeehaw

I've got an authentic y'all and my yeehaw is truly deluxe.


OhSaladYouSoFunny

A shitty unused meme that's no longer funny


Top_Muffin_3232

I didn't realized I left the default one, and then... It was to late


adhdandlesbian

fairly self-explanatory...


ThisCloseToEndingIt

I was fairly suicidal at the time. Much better now though!


autistic-screams

I'm autistic and the voices inside my head are screaming.