what is the most quotable thing you’ve heard?
By - wickedblight
"She offered her honor
He honored her offer
and all through the night it was honor and offer"
Facts don’t care about your feelings.
"Your feelings don't change the reality of the situation" Is how I like to phrase it.
“Accept who you are unless you’re a serial killer”
One cries because one is sad. For example I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad. - Sheldon Cooper
There’s never enough time to do it right the first time, but there’s always time to do it again.
"Are you a different animal and the same beast?"
- Kobe Bryant
"What the fuck does that mean, Kobe Bryant?"
You are welcome
*David, here it is, my philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.*
- Michael Scott
How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.
“That’s rough buddy”
"I once met a man that was paranoid about dying, so I shot him"
- Chopper Reid
“I just like to keep the vibe going”- my friend from seventh grade
I actually have a document dedicated to all of the weird and funny shit I heard in that classroom, it helps combat the darkness 🤣