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ScaredD69

Jimmy’s mom


octomul

Jimmy... Neutron?


TheVisionofaVizier

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.


techguy16

Welcome to the shadow realm Jimbo…


CornholioGod1

Jimbo, turn that mindset, into a grindset


mewashere1

Hey Jimbo!


AnimuGhost

Stifler’s mom


nutellaSandwich68

carl?


usernameherchhas

Monica Bellucci


peoplerproblems

She's 56? Damn


NotTheRocketman

Apparently Pierce Brosnan pushed really hard to get her in 'Tomorrow Never Dies' over Teri Hatcher, but the producers had the final call, and overruled him. He was not happy about that. They finally got her in a 007 movie with 'Spectre' and she's ***still*** smoking hot.


gilestowler

I like the fact that when Daniel Craig was interviewed and asked about falling for an "older woman" he pretty much told the interviewer they were being ridiculous and "it's Monica Belluci, for god's sake!" plus pointing out that they are pretty much the same age.


usernameherchhas

She's the ultimate MILF. Even at 56, she is ssssssmokin


KingRoosterRuss

"Last night, I had another Monica Bellucci dream." David Lynch. Absolutely stunning woman.


Ser_VimesGoT

David Lynch is a man


imail724

We are like the dreamer who dreams, and then lives inside the dream. But who is the dreamer?


NABAKLAB

The owls are not what they seem


kauder

Carla Gugino


Eris_is_Savathun

In haunting of hill house, my wife and I were both shocked at how beautiful she was.


GooeyBoba14

Ms. Incredible


BlacksmithNZ

I discovered in Reddit that there is an entire NSFW subreddit dedicated to Ms Incredible. I shouldn't have been suprised


lubitabuh

I need a link for uhm, scientific purposes...


BlacksmithNZ

It came up in a thread on fictional characters that you would want to bang, and uhmmm.. yeah, rule 34 r/Elastigirl (very NSFW) came up


GeraldBWilsonJr

So it's true what I saw a guy complaining about, that it's a sub about elastigirl but none of the pictures show her elasticity


Funky-Spunkmeyer

Yeah, this is a legitimate complaint; just not one that I can express to my family or coworkers or like, half of my friends.


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Elastipastor


GloriousReign

You need help but well done.


Lumpy-Dingo-947

Can confirm, no stretchy, that sub is BS.


Shopworn_Soul

For being the *"most stretchy place on the internet"* there is remarkably little stretchy happening. But then again perhaps I am misunderstanding what exactly they are stretching over there.


Mr_Melas

They are stretching the truth


gggggrrrrrrrrr

I mean, he's got a point. I feel like her superpowers have a lot of potential for weird sex stuff, but most of the top pictures on the sub are just her standard body shape, but nude. It's disappointing. I'm not saying every pic ought to be a close-up of her simultaneously fucking a guy while licking his balls, but surely a bit of stretchiness here or there makes sense


Few_Ad_5677

Sorta sounds like you’re requesting it tho


HAPPYENDSTONE

Imma check it out... for scientific purposes... for a friend


sabersquirl

She’s married, that’s Mrs Incredible to you


eggsssssssss

(i know its a joke but psa that “ms.” is an ambiguous status address also used by married women, and it’s “miss” that formally addresses an unattached woman/girl/etc.)


LittleMlem

What about the aunt from big hero six?


[deleted]

There’s porn for everything on Reddit


TuxidoPenguin

r/BH6auntnsfw? Nope. I don’t know. r/auntcassnsfw? Exists, but it’s private… How about just r/auntcass Bingo! I found it!


pissedoffranterr

Will's mum from the Inbetweeners


Alas_boris

*"Your mozzer, she is vezy sexy. She haz ze sex."*


bobbyperc

Is that your mum?! She’s fit!


hussainfarhan

Be honest. Would you fuck her?


bobbyperc

Well she’s my mum. So. Nooo.


sharkbait_oohaha

But if she weren't your mum


Tigster02

She is though, so…


hussainfarhan

But, what he's saying is if she wasn't


RyantheAustralian

Oh, we're still doing this?


Uner1996

Can we please stop talking about my mother's vagina.


AndrewDSo

When Mark Donovan is threatening him then turns around *is that your MUM?*


HeRoSanS

Briefcase wanker!


Smiles_will_help

Marisa tomei


mooglus

When I hear Marisa Tomei, George Costanza pops up in my head!


afroman1010

Yeah right like she’d ever go for a short, stocky, bald guy like George.


datboiofculture

“She’s got a whole Marissa Tomei thing going on.” “Yeah too bad you’ve got the whole George Costanza thing going on.”


rickiwwefan

Spider-Man reenforced this. Except with her being an AILF.


G4rlicSauce

Before I learned anything about sex or desire, (so like when I was probably 10, cuz I started sex ed in 4th grade) I had a tremendous crush on my friend Zach's mom. I thought she was *gorgeous* and I always got really shy around her. One day she walked into the room as we were playing something on the SNES and said "Hey G4rlicSauce, can you help me put on my necklace?" (I was really tall for my age and she was probably shorter than average) and like, I had butterflies in my stomach for days after that. I can't remember any details about her face or even Zach, at this point, it was nearly 30 years ago. But I remember that gold necklace on her tan skin, and brown hair with tight curls. My heart still flutters when I think about it. And OP, thanks for asking a question that brought back a memory from my childhood, even one as weird as this. I can't remember much at all of my early life, so this was a nice reminiscence.


theeffinglaw

I legit thought she called you 'garlic sauce' for way too long.


abandoned_readme

I would get instantly hard if my friends mom called me by my Reddit username.


Jackymon

Kate Beckinsale


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IamVDSC

she's my GOAT after watching Van Helsing as a kid


Inactive_Account

Underworld and Click for me.


MrSung69

Stacys mom


lazarus870

Rachel Hunter was only about 34 in that video. That makes me feel old! She looked older, but not in an aged way, but a maturity way.


Jesus_marley

Stacy is now 32.


thesingularity004

Stacy's a mom, and she's got it goin' on.


Cyndas-quil

She’s got it going on


a_r_t_g_u_y

Yall remember when we moed her lawn and she came out with just a towel on??


unperfect

R.I.P. Adam Schlesinger


Mysterious_Andy

Everyone go watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Don’t let the name throw you off. It sounds like a disposable one-note sitcom, but it’s a musical black comedy that manages to simultaneously satirize and yet be a romantic comedy. And the songs are amazing.


Dark_Vengence

She still has it going on at 52. Her daughter is hot too.


Cyndas-quil

Stiflers mom


The_Goondocks

And John Cho chanting MILF


AidilAfham42

Can’t believe John Cho is responsible for a whole category in porn


snooggums

That man can do anything if he sets his mind to it.


Samuellbee

That is the og of milfs.


Londonforce

The primordial milf


octopoddle

The Milfochondrial Eve


BadMoonRosin

> Jennifer Coolidge Her Wikipedia page has no MENTION of the word "MILF", and only a brief passing reference to the "American Pie" movies at all. You _know_ some publicists work overtime to keep that thing edited.


drudbod

Her German Wikipedia page mentioned that she's the original MILF


Davve1122

Swedish one aswell. "A role that made the saying MILF more popular to a broader audience" roughly translated.


pinksweetspot

For those who don't know, actor John Cho spoke the famous lines describing Stifler's mom as a MILF.


Super_Vegeta

That's why John Cho comes to mind whenever the word milf comes up.


ypsm

We could not talk or talk forever, and still find things to not talk about.


Vagabond21

Or finche’s mom


ascii42

Finch has a mom?!


Kliptik81

Just watched American Reunion last week. Rebecca de Mornay portrays her. Another MILF!!!!


mixedphat

Stiflers mum and Stacey mum are the only answers.


RevenantBacon

What about Mrs Robinson?


1970s_MonkeyKing

Hey! Who let the old man in here?


AndreasVesalius

Staceys mum has got it going un


VampireFrown

I came here hoping this was the top comment, and you fucking delivered!


simply_blue

Literal first answer that comes to mind, but how could it not? She is the OG MILF.


rastika

sofia vergara


JOSimpson

Her and Eva Mendes


mrthomani

Just a couple of old Danish "Cocio" (chocolate milk brand) commercials for the discerning Eva Mendes aficionado: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IN5SobyJM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3dgnFflJCk Enjoy :)


mawasz

Liz Hurley


ivehaditwithyourkind

Betty White. I'm 73.


garrettj100

You're onto something, man. > "I have a suspicion that the definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore. The only person I can think of who has escaped the 'crazy' moniker is Betty White which, obviously, is because people still want to have sex with her." -Tina Fey


AllChem_NoEcon

Sex with Betty White isn't even sexual. That's just basic god damn respect. If Betty White wants you, what worm of a human being could bring themselves to turn her down? Cloris Leachman was also in that catagory.


JohnRandolph

Salma Hayek.


CheweeBacon

The ultimate MILf!


xXTre930Xx

The letters milf appear in my head. Am i broken?


Snubl

You're a word thinker instead of an image thinker


jberd2012

Lisa Ann


RxWest

Hell, She was there for me at least 15 minutes a day which was more than my own Mother


mynameismit

Have you tried breaking your arms?


ahsanashfaq2809

*War Flashbacks*


schapman22

Ava Addams


0bservatory

The most successful anime titty boob job in the industry.


CurryWorry69

Ariella Ferrera, Julia Ann


BobsYerUncle90

Kendra Lust


vamplosion

Did we ever even find out who’s nailin’ Palin?


LaserGehrig

Maybe in the sequel: Who’s Ridin’ Biden?


usurious

Cherie Deville


javier_aeoa

And she knows how to get the milf look with makeup, earrings, necklaces and all that. Flawless.


Kirk790

She's really charming and looks like actually enjoying every scene she does.


lequanghai

Brandi love


ImTheGuyWithTheGun

India Summer


SniperInstinct07

13 yold me discovered her when I was finding images of summers in India on google :')


PM_ME_YOUR_PLUMS

Alexis Fawx


readreddit_hid

Cory Chase


Bhazor

Jodi West. Pioneer of the step\* stuck in a kitchen sink genre. Olivia Olovely. Even in her 20s I thought she had the perfect milf look.


OutOfLime

I don't like "professional" porn (yes, I know most amateur stuff is also produced), and specifically incest vids give me the creeps - but that one scene with her in bed with "her step son", where she wears a red nightie and he's in blue boxers... I mean, I need to turn on the AC.


TheDogtor1

Raquel Welch


victor12222

Man I Love Frogs


AVeryConfusedMice

Cory Chase


LeCorona111

Corey Chase is absolute 🔥 tho ngl


groundsgonesour

Catherine Zeta Jones


quetzumaki

She dips beneath lazers OOOOoooOoo


fahty3151

Sheee has entrapped meeee, and sean conneryyy


spaceman_spyff

The Mask of Zorro😳


RFMugen

Catherine Zeta Scarn


DungeonFam30

Kat Cleary, from Wedding Crashers (played by Jane Seymour)


mider-span

You motor boating son of a bitch!


Soyoukeeptellingme

You old sailor you!


ellis89

Kitty Kat


LilNeenzies

Gillian Anderson


Interesting-Form-508

Gillian Anderson in Sex Education made me have a breakthrough in truama recovery because she is just THAT hot. Like she's literally so attracitve she rearanged my neurology.


MaterialCultureGirl

She's too fucking hot in that show for it to be about the damned kids 😭


FuzzyLanguage2

Rachel Weisz


heard10cker

I watched her in that Mummy movie as a kid (pre-teen). She made me feel things.


melig1991

>that Mummy movie ***The*** Mummy movie.


Crimbly_B

You mean the 1999 cinematic masterpiece “The Mummy” starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz?


datboiofculture

Mummy I’d Like to Fuck


iceunelle

I saw black widow recently and she’s still fucking gorgeous.


ImBurningStar_IV

She took all of scar Jo's thunder when she put that widow suit on, mama Mia!


randypriest

Her in "Enemy At The Gates"...


Johnathanwithab

That sex scene was intense!


quesoandcats

The expressions she makes during it are hilarious. We watched it in high school history (which is hilarious in retrospect) and I remember laughing with my friends about how Jude Law must have a barbed penis or something if that's how she's reacting.


thenewmook

I met her once. About 2000. Got out of the subway in NYC and she was just getting out of a cab. Our exchange: Me: “Hey! I was just talking about you today.” Her: “Oh, yes? And what were you saying?” Me: “At my job a bunch of us were saying who we thought were the most beautiful women in Hollywood and my answer was you!” She smiled and thanked me. Somewhere in another dimension we kept talking, fell in love, and lived happily ever after.


loyalAlchemist

My daughter's mom


Llama_Spectacular

Cheesy… but I’ll allow it.


Tigerfire20

Is that you?


PorousArcanine

I also choose this guy’s daughter’s mom.


anaccountfornsfw

Violet's mom in Charlie and the chocolate factory


LordCheezusChrist

Nancy Botwin from the show Weeds. 100%. Mary Louise Parker is a fox.


bluelion70

Oooh good choice. I met her once, at an MTV Awards show, and she was WAY taller than I expected. Incredibly hot


The_Wandering_West

Aunt May in the new Spider Man.


jubsie88

Marisa Tomei is bangin


Bob_the_brewer

Aunt BAE


Respond-Such

Aunt May in the 2001 Spider-Man


HanP8991

WHAT?


gyozaaa

**AUNT MAY IN THE 2001 SPIDER-MAN**


jackpierceproject

Salma Hayek. That woman is over 50 and still hot as fuck somehow. Toss in literally any female D.A. from Law and Order. They were all hot.


pnk2304

Christina Hendricks


theseaskettie04

Somewhat relevant story, at work a couple years ago, during a meeting, a contracting officer was discussing a new form we needed to start a modification to an awarded contract. It was titled "Modification Initiation Litigation Form" I suggested taking Litigation out of the title. He didn't get it.


NotJustAmy

We have a system that had a proposed name of the Policy Number Issuance System. Luckily they recognized the problem and changed one of the words.


Jethro_Tell

Someone made a weekly incentive program where the intitials were DTF. Every week she'd send out an email 'Who is DTF this week?' she refused to change it.


buck_carleone

Kendra lust


FlashyAioli6739

Mrs. Wheeler from Stranger Things


osumba2003

She was my favorite of Don Draper's many love interests in Mad Men.


WhitePhatAss

Too many. Morena Baccarin was maybe first


CanDemon

Monica Bellucci. And Ava Addams.


Bradipo505

Ava Addams


joyce_kap

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front https://ph.news.yahoo.com/milf-invites-pope-000717266.html KFC [FRIED CHICKEN WITH 11 HERBS AND SPICES](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC_Original_Recipe) recipe Prep: 30 minutes Soak: 20-30 minutes Cook: 15-18 minutes Makes: 4 servings 2 cups all-purpose flour 2/3 tablespoon salt ½ tablespoon dried thyme leaves ½ tablespoon dried basil leaves 1/3 tablespoon dried oregano leaves 1 tablespoon celery salt 1 tablespoon ground black pepper 1 tablespoon dried mustard 4 tablespoons paprika 2 tablespoons garlic salt 1 tablespoon ground ginger 3 tablespoons ground white pepper 1 cup buttermilk 1 egg, beaten 1 chicken, cut up, the breast pieces cut in half for more even frying Expeller-pressed canola oil 1. Mix the flour in a bowl with all the herbs and spices; set aside. 2. Mix the buttermilk and egg together in a separate bowl until combined. Soak the chicken in the buttermilk mixture at room temperature, 20-30 minutes. 3. Remove chicken from the buttermilk, allowing excess to drip off. Dip the chicken pieces in the herb-spice-flour mixture to coat all sides, shaking off excess. Allow to sit on a rack over a baking sheet, 20 minutes. 4. Meanwhile, heat about 3 inches of the oil in a large Dutch oven (or similar heavy pot with high sides) over medium-high heat to 350 degrees. (Use a deep-frying thermometer to check the temperature.) When temperature is reached, lower the heat to medium to maintain it at 350. Fry three or four pieces at a time, being careful not to crowd the pot. Fry until medium golden brown, turning once, 15-18 minutes. Transfer chicken pieces to a baking sheet covered with paper towels. Allow the oil to return to temperature before adding more chicken. Repeat with remaining chicken.


Llama_Spectacular

Hot


YUNoSignin

Minister I'd Like to Finance


PermanentNirvana

Brandi Love.


tkang5050

your mum


TrickyVic77

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to find this


bigkeef69

Stiflers mom. Or nancy price/botwin/reyes/bloom from weeds


princess_nut_meg

Dr Crusher


AF2005

Kay Parker


gullman

Sally Philips. Julie bowen. Robin Wright. I seem to like older blondes.


john_dune

Julie Bowen looks better at the end of modern family than she did in Happy Gilmore...


BougieAnarchist118

Cate Blanchett


rad_hopeful

Lisa Ann


TheGrandOldGent

Dexter’s Mom. Don’t judge me.


MrSabrewulf

The kid scientist or the serial killer? Need clarification.


frombrianna2briemode

I also instantly thought of the mom from Dexters Lab….then realized there’s a whole other Dexter out there who may have an attractive mom


initialsdrummer

Heather Graham


Havok1717

Jennifer Coolidge


me_shantofahad

Lena Heady : Game of thrones🤤


iMamaBear_xD

My mom. Not the gross way though. My brothers and I have horror stories of our friends calling her a MILF. Idk why it feels so traumatizing but hearing your friends say they wanna get with your mom is just.....blech


Impulsiveapathy

My friend repeatedly said this about my mum. We were about 19 at the time. So I told him I was gonna fuck his sister (after years of hearing it about my mum) and he punched me in the face... I obviously touched a nerve.


iMamaBear_xD

Lmfao I think you definitely touched a nerve but I think it was fair game considering


SqueakyCleanNoseDown

Helen Mirren.


ArnoldQMudskipper

Gilf