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Without naming the film, what is one quote that gives it away?

Without naming the film, what is one quote that gives it away?

vannibear

you sold my dead bird to a blind kid?


nodgeit

“Hey. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?” EDIT: Thanks for the award! “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.”


GlassAndPaint

Mock..Yeah..Ing..Yeah...Bird..Yeah...Yeah


bluetooo55

"Mr. Anderson..."


ScallyWag-Idiot

I can just hear this in the agents creepy voice


goblin_bomb_toss

You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.


NobodysFavorite

But you have heard of me.


ibleedpumpkinjuice

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.


2spooky_5me

This is actually really good advice, particularly when it's outside of your control. I use this line on some of my guys all the time, construction can be frustrating!


LittleSansbits

I've got a jar of Diiirt!~ I've got a jar of Diiirt!~


bimpldat

Great Scott!


scuac

Where we are going we don’t need roads!


Chapwellwilliam

There's a snake in my boot!


tgucci21

“Are you not entertained!?!?!?” Whoever gave me the award thank you, you are a boss and I hope you live a life full of riches.


Blacklight8786

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase


Myokoot

Here’s Johnny!!!


potatoeJohn

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy


Steeldrop

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!


Hugh-Jassoul

Ah yes, *Frozen*.


ScarletCaptain

When Elsa says “there is no fucking CO” always gets me.


lehellgod

Whyyyy soooo serious


Turtainer

ill be back


trotter2000

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.


Deltaromeo87

I can't let you take the man's wheels, son.


Idontlikecilantro

I see dead people


cocoapuff1721

Yippie ki yay Motherfucker


jaggy_snaked

Yippie kayak other buckets


HanaMashida

THIS IS SPARTA!!!


GraboidFarmer

“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”


Deckbrew

No ticket


leicester77

"Follow the spiders. Why couldn't it be follow the butterfies?!" Sorry, different movie, but reminded me.


SSS_Tempest

To infinity and beyond.


favoritemusic1982

You, are, a... TOOOYYYYYYYY!!!!


Sparky62075

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."


shak_0508

What I do have are a very particular set of skills.


laserspewpew_

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.


bonelessbbqbutthole

A census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with a side of Fava beans and a nice chianti


Parchaeopteryx

You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs


Drew707

Well, Clarice? Have the lambs stopped screaming?


bluefishredroses

Onions have layers


sesomshom

And in the morning, I'm making WAFFLES


sillygirl140

"You can't handle the truth!"


BeefInGR

You want me on that wall.YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL!


RabidAcorn

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.


TahVv

Did you order the code red?!


GiantFinnegan

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!


TahVv

Please the court, I suggest the jury be dismissed, so that we can move to an immediate Article 39A session. The witness has rights Edit: thank you kind friend for the Reddit reward


mrhaloman95

**1.21 GIGAWATTS?!**


PM_me_British_nudes

This is heavy!


xanthanahtnax

“What’s in the boxxxx?!”


Majestic-Macaron6019

Pain


Avant_Guardian_Angel

Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays.


KristapsPorslingdack

Yeahhhhh…… that’d be greaaaat


kannakantplay

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney


Parchaeopteryx

Just keep swimming


1throwawayor4

Es cap eh!


Hunter-The-Hungry

Alrighty Then!


FlameSamurai63

I can not deactivate until you say you are satisfied with your care.


motherofcatsx2

Oh man, this movie was waaaaayyyyy more emotional than I ever expected it to be


LordCookieX

what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


oceanicusprime

What do you mean? African or European swallow?


Consenting_orphan

Well that's just like...your opinion, man.


cruisetheblues

Shut the *FUCK UP* Donnie!


ShadowSpiral462

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.


3ntr0py_M0nst3r

That rug really tied the room together


sa3clark

There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.


pilot400

Hit it!


RLBite

Draw me like one of your French girls


hawaiikawika

Neeeeeeeeeearr! Faaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!


JesusIsMyZoloft

WhereEEEEEEEEVER YOU ARE…


MegalosaurusGuam

"Life uh... finds a way."


ObligatoryDragon

Uh uh uh! You didn't say the magic word


[deleted]

Dodgson. We've got Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares.


TheDblDuck

That’ll do pig.


_QuarkZ_

That'll do.


Chef_Mung-Daal

“Say hello to my little friend”


BojanglesFinest

Back door sluts 9?


g0yt0ynamedtr0y

Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!


NovaNardis

I, uh, I read about it in People.


_Coffee_Mug_

No, I am your father.


DoopyDoody

"The muffin man?" "THE MUFFIN MAN!!"


lolobutz

A llama?! He’s supposed to be DEAD


Ferrothorn88

Pull the lever, Kronk.


intersecting_lines

English motherfucker, do you speak it?


Sparky62075

What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?


Tensionator

Say what again. I dare you. I double-dare you motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time!


Sparky62075

Does he look like a bitch?


SubstantialCourage78

What?!


JeepinHank

So many lines from that movie could qualify for this.


intersecting_lines

was debatting between this and Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead


highfivingmf

My first thought was "You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?"


Donkeydongcuntry

“We ain’t found SHIT!”


Rhita_0358

May the Schwartz be with you...


FirArAlDracuDeCreier

I'm a mawg: half man, half dawg. *soft chuckle* I'm my own best friend!


Individual_Lies

I'm surrounded by assholes.


RumblingHacked

Clever girl


mayanhawaiian

Hold on to your butts.


Dusty_Bottoms21

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.


justlurking87

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.


deadinderry

Be excellent to each other… and party on, dudes!


kbhavoc

Gonna need a bigger boat.


hamster_guru

"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."


Pandora9283

Oh my God, Karen! You can't just ask people why they're white.


justlurking87

You can’t sit with us


the_shady_penguin

Stop trying to make “fetch” happen!


Carbondale98

*Cough cough* “I can’t go out. I’m sick.”


kinglella

Boo, you whore.


dopefiend710

And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye!


cruisetheblues

That is *soo*, *fetch!*


mang0_k1tty

The absolute most quotable movie. I have friendships that have survived solely on these quotes.


booyoukarmawhore

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball


Parchaeopteryx

No one makes me bleed my own blood


PoopPoooPoopPoop

NOBODY!!


JesusIsMyZoloft

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway, because it’s sterile, and I like the taste.


Baz2dabone

Ouchtown, population: you bro!


Vulture12

Inconceivable!


bostonsjaegeronrye

But Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?


Vulture12

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist...


TheBiggestFitz

As youuuuu wiiiish


timetraveler_ks

I don't think that means what you think it means


RedFOSM

I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse Edit: Holy crap, I did not expect this comment to blow this much up, thanks for both upvotes and the award!


Odd-Row9485

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get


Ahoymaties1

If only he knew he was going to end up on a remote, uncharted south Pacific island with a volleyball for a friend before saying that.


NotYourFathersKhakis

Was this before or after he got stuck in the airport terminal?


FlashyAioli6739

Yknow what I think you should do Jenny…I think…that you should come home to GREENBOW ALABAMA!


pinchpokeowemeacoke

“You’re a wizard, Harry.”


[deleted]

I pronounce it "Yer a wizard."


xanthanahtnax

‘Arry


socaladam

I know kung-fu


ordinarynot

Show me


JADW27

So you're tellin' me there's a chance!


joyfulonmars

"There's no place like home."


cherokee_rose97

**”YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”**


Parchaeopteryx

Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement


TheManFromFarAway

White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.


MauPow

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.


enderboi102

But luitenent dan... you ain't got no legs.


BeefSupreme9769

In case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.


Mysterious-Tea-7218

So you come to me, on the day of my daughter's wedding...


Drew707

Leave the gun; take the cannoli.


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

I love that scene. Not only because it was improvised but because then the character took it home to his wife. That’s a stable marriage: never forgetting dessert.


FlashyAioli6739

Zootopia!


yinyangpeng

How can you be right and wrong at the same time??? Fabulous !!


Ok-Wasabi2873

Because some of us just watched it with our kid on Disney+ for the 50th time this year. And we haven’t watch The Godfather in decades.


MassiveConflict2465

Nobody puts baby in a corner EDIT: Wow! Thank you for the awards and all the upvotes!


Cajun_Lawyer

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”


LordDragoon

He must be a king, he hasn't got shit all over him!


ApartPersonality1520

Yeah yeah well who voted for him anyways ?


ScarletCaptain

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!


more-cow-bell

Now we see the violence inherit to the system.


Apollo_T_Yorp

I'm 37 I'm not old


Dredly

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?


thestonez

Surely you can't be serious. I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.


agentchuck

No thanks, I take it black. Like my men.


d4h-lia

you remind me of the babe…


FookSake

What babe?


nalasin

the babe with the power


Mirthiferous

What power?


FookSake

The power of voodoo


Fesha85

Who do?


cornisagrass

You do!


FookSake

Do what?


Pushing-Daisy

Remind me of the babe.


pstokaythen

"Did you touch my drumset?"


Guiltyhorse

“This house is a fucking prison”


IJustWannaRunnn

On planet bullshit


PsychologicalEchidna

In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dick!


Ahoymaties1

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.


Metalhotdonottouch

LET HER GO! ....Very poor choice of words


the_old_gray_goose

If you're good at something, never do it for free.


NerimaJoe

Do you want to know how I got these scars?


scatteredintime

This is not ‘Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.


0blue_bird0

Space the final frontier


pain_in_your_ass

"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."


NicoletteTheBaguette

"Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, it's not going to happen!"


InevitableMistakes

I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt!


itachiman95

And GUESS what is insiiiiide it


zF6yosputulmu

Hasta la vista, baby


ekimlive

FRA-GEY-LAY - Must be Italian!


clayphish

“If you build it they will come.”


tommygunz007

NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE!


cardiffgiant312

“Heeeey youuuuuu guuuuuuuuys!”


cp24eva

Aim for the bushes. (There goes my herooooo!)


justabill71

Alright, alright, alright.


Bearulice

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die


No-Understanding8622

Maaaawwwwwwwaaige maawwiage is what BWINGS US TOGETHEW TODAY


Head_Maintenance_323

I will never forget the scene where he just keeps saying it, it's just so good.


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

Not so fun fact, Mandy had lost his father to cancer not too long before filming, and envisioned it was the cancer he was fighting. That's why it came across as so damn intense.


Rip9150

Wow. As a kid I always thought how about how emotional he got. Interesting fact to learn


NathanGa

[The original cut](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I73sP93-0xA) (the rapid fire “I want my father back, you son of a bitch”) is infinitely better than the edited cut (which sounds more like an action movie hero). Just a flawless delivery.


IronMermaiden

He just posted a tiktok reaction to a person talking about their father's recent death and how that scene impacted them emotionally. He reacted to it addressing the rumours about his scene and how much it meant to him to film.


Bearulice

Stop saying that!


bostonsjaegeronrye

You've been mostly dead all day.


jumpmanx93

Vote for pedro


Musical_Magpies

Dormammu, I've come to bargain.


sandeybeech78

"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!?!" 😏


Thuryn

"Man, NOBODY understands the words that are comin' outta yo mouth!"


ConfusedSuperNeko

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground


darkwulf1

“Come on Mr. Frodo. I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you!”


PM_me_British_nudes

"My friends. You bow to *no one*" (I've literally just finished watching the Hobbit / LoTR marathon, and it's totally worth it for that line alone.)