Without naming the film, what is one quote that gives it away?
By - Introductitw
you sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
“Hey. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
EDIT: Thanks for the award!
“That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.”
I can just hear this in the agents creepy voice
You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
But you have heard of me.
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.
This is actually really good advice, particularly when it's outside of your control. I use this line on some of my guys all the time, construction can be frustrating!
I've got a jar of Diiirt!~
I've got a jar of Diiirt!~
Where we are going we don’t need roads!
There's a snake in my boot!
“Are you not entertained!?!?!?”
Whoever gave me the award thank you, you are a boss and I hope you live a life full of riches.
What a wonderful phrase
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
Ah yes, *Frozen*.
When Elsa says “there is no fucking CO” always gets me.
Whyyyy soooo serious
ill be back
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
I can't let you take the man's wheels, son.
I see dead people
Yippie ki yay Motherfucker
Yippie kayak other buckets
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”
"Follow the spiders. Why couldn't it be follow the butterfies?!"
Sorry, different movie, but reminded me.
To infinity and beyond.
You, are, a... TOOOYYYYYYYY!!!!
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
What I do have are a very particular set of skills.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
A census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with a side of Fava beans and a nice chianti
You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs
Well, Clarice? Have the lambs stopped screaming?
Onions have layers
And in the morning, I'm making WAFFLES
"You can't handle the truth!"
You want me on that wall.YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL!
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Did you order the code red?!
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!
Please the court, I suggest the jury be dismissed, so that we can move to an immediate Article 39A session. The witness has rights
Edit: thank you kind friend for the Reddit reward
This is heavy!
“What’s in the boxxxx?!”
Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays.
Yeahhhhh…… that’d be greaaaat
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Just keep swimming
Es cap eh!
I can not deactivate until you say you are satisfied with your care.
Oh man, this movie was waaaaayyyyy more emotional than I ever expected it to be
what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? African or European swallow?
Well that's just like...your opinion, man.
Shut the *FUCK UP* Donnie!
Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
That rug really tied the room together
There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Draw me like one of your French girls
WhereEEEEEEEEVER YOU ARE…
"Life uh... finds a way."
Uh uh uh! You didn't say the magic word
Dodgson. We've got Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares.
That’ll do pig.
“Say hello to my little friend”
Back door sluts 9?
Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!
I, uh, I read about it in People.
No, I am your father.
"The muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!!"
A llama?! He’s supposed to be DEAD
Pull the lever, Kronk.
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Say what again. I dare you. I double-dare you motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time!
Does he look like a bitch?
So many lines from that movie could qualify for this.
was debatting between this and Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead
My first thought was "You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?"
“We ain’t found SHIT!”
May the Schwartz be with you...
I'm a mawg: half man, half dawg. *soft chuckle* I'm my own best friend!
I'm surrounded by assholes.
Hold on to your butts.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.
Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
Be excellent to each other… and party on, dudes!
Gonna need a bigger boat.
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink."
Oh my God, Karen! You can't just ask people why they're white.
You can’t sit with us
Stop trying to make “fetch” happen!
*Cough cough* “I can’t go out. I’m sick.”
Boo, you whore.
And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye!
That is *soo*, *fetch!*
The absolute most quotable movie. I have friendships that have survived solely on these quotes.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
No one makes me bleed my own blood
Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway, because it’s sterile, and I like the taste.
Ouchtown, population: you bro!
But Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist...
As youuuuu wiiiish
I don't think that means what you think it means
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse
Edit: Holy crap, I did not expect this comment to blow this much up, thanks for both upvotes and the award!
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get
If only he knew he was going to end up on a remote, uncharted south Pacific island with a volleyball for a friend before saying that.
Was this before or after he got stuck in the airport terminal?
Yknow what I think you should do Jenny…I think…that you should come home to GREENBOW ALABAMA!
“You’re a wizard, Harry.”
I pronounce it "Yer a wizard."
I know kung-fu
So you're tellin' me there's a chance!
"There's no place like home."
**”YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”**
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement
White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
But luitenent dan... you ain't got no legs.
In case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.
So you come to me, on the day of my daughter's wedding...
Leave the gun; take the cannoli.
I love that scene. Not only because it was improvised but because then the character took it home to his wife. That’s a stable marriage: never forgetting dessert.
How can you be right and wrong at the same time??? Fabulous !!
Because some of us just watched it with our kid on Disney+ for the 50th time this year. And we haven’t watch The Godfather in decades.
Nobody puts baby in a corner
EDIT: Wow! Thank you for the awards and all the upvotes!
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
He must be a king, he hasn't got shit all over him!
Yeah yeah well who voted for him anyways ?
Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
Now we see the violence inherit to the system.
I'm 37 I'm not old
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Surely you can't be serious. I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
No thanks, I take it black. Like my men.
you remind me of the babe…
the babe with the power
The power of voodoo
Remind me of the babe.
"Did you touch my drumset?"
“This house is a fucking prison”
On planet bullshit
In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dick!
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
LET HER GO! ....Very poor choice of words
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
This is not ‘Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
Space the final frontier
"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
"Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, it's not going to happen!"
I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt!
And GUESS what is insiiiiide it
Hasta la vista, baby
FRA-GEY-LAY - Must be Italian!
“If you build it they will come.”
NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE!
“Heeeey youuuuuu guuuuuuuuys!”
Aim for the bushes. (There goes my herooooo!)
Alright, alright, alright.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
Maaaawwwwwwwaaige maawwiage is what BWINGS US TOGETHEW TODAY
I will never forget the scene where he just keeps saying it, it's just so good.
Not so fun fact, Mandy had lost his father to cancer not too long before filming, and envisioned it was the cancer he was fighting. That's why it came across as so damn intense.
Wow. As a kid I always thought how about how emotional he got. Interesting fact to learn
[The original cut](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I73sP93-0xA) (the rapid fire “I want my father back, you son of a bitch”) is infinitely better than the edited cut (which sounds more like an action movie hero).
Just a flawless delivery.
He just posted a tiktok reaction to a person talking about their father's recent death and how that scene impacted them emotionally. He reacted to it addressing the rumours about his scene and how much it meant to him to film.
Stop saying that!
You've been mostly dead all day.
Vote for pedro
Dormammu, I've come to bargain.
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!?!" 😏
"Man, NOBODY understands the words that are comin' outta yo mouth!"
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground
“Come on Mr. Frodo. I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you!”
"My friends. You bow to *no one*"
(I've literally just finished watching the Hobbit / LoTR marathon, and it's totally worth it for that line alone.)