Every time you return to your original form you become 1% smaller
He could just shapeshift to a bigger version of himself
Sounds like an awesome trade. I will never change to normal form then.
So your family or significant other won’t ever recognise you again?
new form to default to, easy
oh, it's my cake day, that's my account's birthday, not mine, but thank you
Oh I thought it was your birthday lol
It's a common mistake :)
You can only shapeshift into a condom.
I dont wanna shapeshift anymore
The only shape you can shift into is the approximate shape of a potato.
The ability to vaporize people anywhere, at any time, who reply to my comments
But not me
Touché. You are safe, for now.
I can survive only by eating bullets
But you live in Europe
So i still get guns and bullets.
hell half of my family are a bunch of hunters or shooters.
Oh. Didn't think of that
But it was still funny don't worry.
Besides i am way stupider than you. As i, no joke, *lick guns.*
Well, I don't judge
Í have a reason for doing it. If you taste metal shavings in the grease your tolerances are wrong.
Also soviet cosmoline is good
How is that a fucking superpower
Yes, its more like a medical condition
Ey man ultimate soldier, dont need food
But only to tapings of Ellen
But the changes you make, wont effect you, or anyone you know.
You have a cooldown equal of the amount of time you traveled through
Omnipotence, basically God
But then you eat your children but one of them is kept hidden from you by your wife until he grows up and slays you and frees his brothers and sisters from your gut and then they all rule over the greeks
The ability to stop people reposting highly upvoted questions on r/askreddit
But then they do it anyway
But you get testicular discomfort every time you use them
And reversed with my power
You can’t reverse that side affect as it’s a direct result of your power to get rid of it you’d get rid of your power
Then the whole point is moot as by limiting my powers they are no longer godlike
And by removing you side affect youv ruined the game as the point is you have to live with the side affect and not just instantly remove it
Aka beat the game
Ok think about it this way what bloody god? You could get Jesus Christ you could get hades or you could get the Hindo god of doors there’s around 33,000 hindo gods what one could you get?
Using your power to get rid of the testicular discomfort would in turn give you testicular discomfort which would make a paradox
The person who hates you the most, has slightly stronger powers. And you cant do anything about it
So I get double powers, cool.
I can predict the movement of financial charts
Everytime it goes up you become more demented than my great grandma
But they can also hear your thoughts in return
But you can't hear your own mind anymore
I see this as an absolute win.
But you can only do it while hanging upside down NUDE
I can faze through walls.
This power is always active making transportation impossible. Good news, you can't be hit by cars, bad news, you can still be hit by people.
Wdym it's always active? I try to lay down on my bed and just hit the floor underneath? Or do I keep going until I die in the core of the earth?
Nah you can walk on earth, but you faze through everything man made.
Power to change what they wish or think of me.
A random person in the world remembers exactly who you are and where you live and gains this person's wish/thought of you.
But everytime your turn back visible you crap your pants.
Lmfao no problemo, I'd turn back on a toilet seat...
If only your powers let you have work arounds like this.
I give you one more chance to come up with a better side effect... ;)
Your powers know when you will have pants and underwear on again....its only a matter of time mr no pants 😅
Now that's better, but I'll turn back in the toilet wearing and underwear and dispose it off.🏃♂️
hey: John why do you always carry a duffle bag around with you?
John: because I have pooper powers.
With power comes respoopsibilty
Your always naked
I would turn back to visible privately lol
Being able to sleep on everywhere without feeling uncomfortable.
But only at daytime
30% of the time one of your fingers will get stuck and you’ll have to tug at it until it comes out
Complete 100% time manipulation. For time itself or just a singular object or myself. Anything
Everything moved through time will violently shit it’s self upon arrival. (inanimate objects will too)
Having the ability to prevent comments on Reddit from changing my life
Except your dad will die of cancer after an angry person redid this on Twitter
My super power is I don’t get side effects from anything.
Invisibility with no side effects
But only in complete darkness