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without naming the show, what's the one quote that gives it away?

without naming the show, what's the one quote that gives it away?

dannycolaco14

And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!


ElCTM_18

To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen?


OhTenGeneral

No that's "And you would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you diddling kids"


Flamingoseeker

I know they're famous now but why is no-one ever shocked that scooby talks?


terrorcatmom

“The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!”


Phaelin

Narf!


GlennV120195

Screw you guys, i'm going home.


Ennion

What you talkin bout Willis?!


Not-Edgy-Yet

A line that's probably even more well known than the show itself


turkybelly

DOH !


time_wasting_student

I wish I had no kids and three money


ashamedprotein

Homer: Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive? Marge: That's because you were drunk! Homer: And how!


decent-nurse

The script describes that as "annoyed grunt." Dan Castellaneta turned that into the famous d'oh.


turkybelly

I did not know that, thank you


Droidlivesmatter

Title of an episode "E-I-E-I-Annoyed grunt". Which makes the title even that much better.


kingomtdew

In the late 90’s I went to Germany as an exchange student. They were playing hangman in English class. One of the students put Doh up. English teacher turned to me and asked what that meant. I slapped my forehead and went Doh! One of the other students said Homer Simpson. Teacher asked me if it counted as an English word. I said yes.


Varroq

Oh my god! They killed Kenny!


shinysohyun

My favorite variation is when Cartman can’t see what’s happening because he just had eye surgery and a bunch of crazy shit goes down and Kenny gets killed in a spectacular fashion…I’m talking straight annihilated. Then afterwards Cartman is sitting there like “guys? Hey what happened? Guys? Is Kenny okay?”


psychodeli_sandwich

Or the one where it's so expected at that point that Kenny dies, then Stan and Kyle say their lines as matter-of-factly and monotone as possible, then immediately go back to the main issue at hand


FearTheKeflex

"Oh my God. We killed Kenny." "We did?" "Yeah, we're bastards."


fhowell154

Its not easy dying every fking week


TheGinger2019

They even made it canon that he keeps dying every time. Edit from cannon to canon.


gaypornaccount1996

Yeah and he effectively gets a super badass and forth-wall breaking antihero backstory for his superhero persona. I can't believe they were able to turn a 20 year old gag into a hilarious and effective plot device years after abandoning said gag


Chilli300

You bastards!


BadaSBich22

The truth is out there


Soulslayer612

I want to believe!


PtePooter

No soup for you!


LOOKSLIKEAMAN

I was in the pool


Walrus35

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


G0es2eleven

Vandelay Industries! Vandelay Industries!


Clever_Owl

The sea was angry that day my friends...


Burkettb1

These pretzels are making me thirsty


browns5111

They’re real and they’re spectacular


-golb-

Also: yada yada yada


grue2000

Space. The final frontier.


zebra1923

Engage!


terryleopard

darmok and jalad at tanagra


essieroxs

That boy ain’t right


geometric_oddity

"Did I do thaaaat?"


swiftadan

Not the Mama!


twinnotatwin

I am the great cornholio


Rielynne

Do you have TP?


[deleted]

“Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”


lost_squid89

Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?


rose-colored-lesbian

“Propane and propane accessories”


xS2Hx

Dangit Bobby!


Young_stoner_life247

That boy ain’t right


synapsisrelapses

POCKET SAND!


Ok_Initial_2063

Shishaaaaaaa


rumpledtitskin

That's my purse! I don't know you!


Moss_Piglet_

But dad what if someone asks for their steak well done? You ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.


bluecottonjeans

Giggity.


Sarke1

`I am Bender; please insert girder.`


TheOnlyBucketMonster

Alternate quote: *Bite my shiny metal ass!*


LeverTech

Good news everyone!


Significant-Onion-21

Ew, David


byebyekittytreats

See also: "I am loving this journey for you"


JDizzleNunyaBizzle

I have asked you thrice now for a towel


ksjayhawk

You fold it in.


theAlphabetZebra

Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican.


I_choose_your_face

Bébé


TanimaPannu

I can only hear this word in Catherine’s voice


loptopandbingo

Why not try a symphony of muskmelon rosé from Herb Berflinger, Herp Bertlinger, Burp Hurblinger


Smart_Alex

Bébé crohws


sheepthechicken

YOU get murdered first!


Media-consumer101

There is no way to not read that in THE voice


Madogg90

"Eat glass!"


TitillatingTiramisu

I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early.


zulufdokulmusyuze

“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”


Tacobreathkiller

I'm disabled.


ProfessionalTensions

When Jen sees Roy in the wheelchair and then turns around to see Moss behind the bar, I'm basically crying from laughing so hard. It's just such ridiculous episode, I love it.


SensitiveSinger

Nothing beats the " A fire?! At a Seaparks?!" episode imo!


-toe-beans-

*Leg disabled*


QuackNate

How did they get your wheelchair out with the door locked?


_blackberryjam

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


Denis_Likes_Custard

Thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.


hardyflashier

He's only gone and put a pony on Liverpool


RealMakershot

We're in too deep, Roy. I'm worried they're going to find out I don't know what a pony is.


prinkly

They’re ‘avin a laugh today


hardyflashier

They're winning...?!


HaphazardCinephile

0-118-999-881-990-119-725 3


Mysterious-Crab

Well, that's easy to remember.


ilikeme1

0118999881999119725…3.


WasteCan6403

"You best put seat belts on your ears, Roy, because I'm about to take them for the ride of their lives."


WDJam

This is the Internet? The whole internet? Yep. I asked for a loan of it so that you could use it in your speech. It's so small! That's one of the surprising things about it. Hang on, it doesn't have any wires or anything. It's wireless. Oh, yes, everything's wireless nowadays, isn't it?


Scary_Donkey

"Do these glasses make me look like a bastard?"


OThatWayMadnessLies

What the flip are you looking at?Think this is funny? You think this is some kind of mother flipping joke? 


PalmyGamingHD

"Tnetennba"


ipdipdu

FAAAATHEEERRR!


blerg1234

Unhand me priest!


EternalRgret

A fire? At a Seaparks?


Excellent-Jello

Peter File?


fullflower

I'm just going to put this over here with the rest of the fire


Boonpflug

It is too ... soviet out there.


loalenatrice

What is this? A crossover episode? edit: thank u all for the awards :D its been a while since I last watched bojack, so maybe it’s time to rewatch haha


LeonardoOfVinci

That's tooooo much, man.


Jason--with-a-Y

Sarah Lynn… Sarah Lynn?


addressandIwilltry

Suck a dick, dumb shits!


missparadoxic

Back on the nineties I was in a very famous tv showwww


MajorNoodles

Back in oh-seven I was in a not-successful TV showwww


Mysterious-Crab

I went to stock market today. I did a business.


paenusbreth

Vincent Adultman was so wonderful as a character. Just a perfect juxtaposition of the completely ridiculous world of BoJack Horseman and some really genuine emotions. Man, I need to go rewatch the show for the eighth time.


mobrond

Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out!


ObiDocKenobi

ERICA!!!!


ColdSpaghetti2814

ERICA!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT TOOTH FROM?


HMWastedDays

Erica! You can't be here! This place is filled with children!


monica-geller2004

Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice


OkButHigh

Mmkay ?


nlfo

Now Kyle, you’re a sick little monkey, mmkay. If you continue this behavior, I’m gonna have to call your mother, mmkay?


kikaas

Title of your sex tape


Keykitty1991

You're not cheddar - you're just some common bitch.


Arching-Overhead

*This* bitch!?


[deleted]

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool


rose-colored-lesbian

No doubt, no doubt


GenZ_Viking

*Gasp* “Title of OUR sex tape!”


wretchedandvilesoul

It’s NIKolaj!


errolthedragon

Yippee kayak, other buckets!


Greenbeen70

(Chuckles) I'm in danger


Morolan

Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers!


x678-Mx

Me fail English? That’s unpossible.


C-h-i-merical

"Shut up, Meg."


wickmaker

"Could I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"


Still-Contest-980

“Well first of all, through god, all things are possible, so jot that down”


kaimcdragonfist

Look, Buddy, I know a lot about the law and…various other lawyerings.


ballq43

A well placed pen can have quite the effect on a man like him


devilthedankdawg

Oh, great! Cute! I bet you put that pen there so people will go “Oh- That looks like a dick!”


degaknights

I think I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!!


PalmyGamingHD

"I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong"


moxtrox

So anyway, I started blasting.


toughcentaur9018

She’s not going to say no because of the implication


_WhoYouCallinPinhead

Are you going to hurt women?


devilthedankdawg

Listen... if the answer is no, then the answer is no. But shes not GOING TO SAY no. Think of all the horrible things that happen out at sea in things like Moby Dick and Jaws. Now these things are running through this woman’s mind as shes informing your decision.


Fig_Nut_Jam

"What is your spaghetti policy here?"


jesicatlady

"How much cheese is too much cheese?"


Crazy-Hurry-2530

RUM HAMMMMMMM


Brave33

DAY MAN! AHAAAAAAAH!


mrpooks

I have a touch of consumption


Sowildandfree

I've been poisoned by my constituents!


MemeLord563

I’m cultivating mass


subiswag

Milk steak and jelly beans, raw


Scoob1978

I love it when a plan comes together


wretchedandvilesoul

Treat yo self!


bmxbikeco

“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have…”


RockyRaccoon26

Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.' Do you understand?"


Balkhan5

"I have a permit" *shows paper* **I do what I want**


throwfaraway212718

My favorite Ron quote is when he’s in the home improvement store, the guy comes over ask if he needs help, and Ron just goes, “I know more than you,” and walks away.


ThePangy

Pretty much every Swanson quote is a gem. "I’m actually not sure how much money I have. But I do know how many pounds of money I have."


Life-Swan-2778

Money please!!!


Blahvocado

I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems


PerpetuallyChaotic

You had me at meat tornado


maliciouscom

Why does government matter? ...it doesnt.


Shanonloves

Skim milk is water that is lying about being milk.


Archeryhill

It’s always Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!


dukecharming1975

Oh yeah!? Well, I’ll make my *own* theme park!! With blackjack!! And hookers!!!


danspickledliver

And THAT'S how you get ants.


Bethlet

Phrasing!


_WhoYouCallinPinhead

I had something for this


Celery_Fumes

MAWP


Wonder_waffle2

SUPPRESSING FIRE


Ajones1229

We named our new puppy Cyril Figgis and he literally barks at any noise he hears. I’m pulling up from work and i can hear him barking before i get in the house so I always walk in yelling “SUPPRESSING FIRE!!”


JustDeleteSystem32

He died doing what he loved: getting shot.


JUSTKIDDING205

Holy shitsnacks


knosmo78

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass


degaknights

LANAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!


okboomer69hehe

*beep* elaborate voicemail prank!


Old_Cyrus

Sploosh.


TheRedMarioBrother

And by the way… if I was a clone of Adolf-goddamn-Hitler, wouldn’t I LOOK LIKE Adolf-goddamn-Hitler?!


thejayst3r

Do you…not?


NoMoMrNiceWolf

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony


Ryryfrys04

Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked


PretendAd8946

Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them


No-Field4948

But when the world needed him most, he vanished.


PapaZeeta

A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar, an Airbender named aang


AFuckinAtodasso

Fuck off, Lahey.


ilnir

I am the liquor


daniellediamond

It's not rocket appliances.


MortLightstone

Let's go, smokes!


michael_maybe44

Randy, I will pay you $100 to fuck off


VisionInPlaid

"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have."


Soulslayer612

"Wait. I'm worried that you just heard 'give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'give me *all* the bacon and eggs *you have.*'"


CurtMcGurt9

I know what I'm about son


Soulslayer612

These won't be necessary.


TheTimeLordianIndian

I know more than you


Ferk15

I have the toes I have, Leslie.


htkhattab

“Why would you call this a steak?”


Knopeness

Ann Perkins 👉🏻👉🏻


K_O_K13

Bye-bye Lil’Sebastian


samurai_dignan

"Why are you serving me the food that my food eats?"


McRoquelin

Terry loves yogurt.


EnzieWithSomeNumbers

i love scary terry he says what regular terry is thinking THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG IM GUNNA BE LATE FOR THE FARMERS MARKET


the_blast_radius

It was 5. Number 5 killed my brother.


MetlTed90

Nine nine!


Appropriate_Olive909

Holy motherforking shirtballs!


LukeRobert

Not a girl.


Appropriate_Olive909

Attention: I have been murdered.


Everybodysbastard

PLEASE DON'T MURDER ME I HAVE KIDS....I HAVE KIDS!


Symnestra

*Ya basic!*


Appropriate_Olive909

It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.


WhatInSe7enHells

:crying: I’m a legit snack!