without naming the show, what's the one quote that gives it away?
By - invertedparadX
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen?
No that's "And you would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you diddling kids"
I know they're famous now but why is no-one ever shocked that scooby talks?
“The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!”
Screw you guys, i'm going home.
What you talkin bout Willis?!
A line that's probably even more well known than the show itself
I wish I had no kids and three money
Homer: Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!
The script describes that as "annoyed grunt." Dan Castellaneta turned that into the famous d'oh.
I did not know that, thank you
Title of an episode "E-I-E-I-Annoyed grunt". Which makes the title even that much better.
In the late 90’s I went to Germany as an exchange student. They were playing hangman in English class. One of the students put Doh up. English teacher turned to me and asked what that meant. I slapped my forehead and went Doh! One of the other students said Homer Simpson. Teacher asked me if it counted as an English word. I said yes.
Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
My favorite variation is when Cartman can’t see what’s happening because he just had eye surgery and a bunch of crazy shit goes down and Kenny gets killed in a spectacular fashion…I’m talking straight annihilated. Then afterwards Cartman is sitting there like “guys? Hey what happened? Guys? Is Kenny okay?”
Or the one where it's so expected at that point that Kenny dies, then Stan and Kyle say their lines as matter-of-factly and monotone as possible, then immediately go back to the main issue at hand
"Oh my God. We killed Kenny." "We did?" "Yeah, we're bastards."
Its not easy dying every fking week
They even made it canon that he keeps dying every time.
Edit from cannon to canon.
Yeah and he effectively gets a super badass and forth-wall breaking antihero backstory for his superhero persona.
I can't believe they were able to turn a 20 year old gag into a hilarious and effective plot device years after abandoning said gag
The truth is out there
I want to believe!
No soup for you!
I was in the pool
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Vandelay Industries! Vandelay Industries!
The sea was angry that day my friends...
These pretzels are making me thirsty
They’re real and they’re spectacular
Also: yada yada yada
Space. The final frontier.
darmok and jalad at tanagra
That boy ain’t right
"Did I do thaaaat?"
Not the Mama!
I am the great cornholio
Do you have TP?
“Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”
Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
“Propane and propane accessories”
That's my purse! I don't know you!
But dad what if someone asks for their steak well done?
You ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.
`I am Bender; please insert girder.`
*Bite my shiny metal ass!*
Good news everyone!
See also: "I am loving this journey for you"
I have asked you thrice now for a towel
You fold it in.
Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican.
I can only hear this word in Catherine’s voice
Why not try a symphony of muskmelon rosé from Herb Berflinger, Herp Bertlinger, Burp Hurblinger
YOU get murdered first!
There is no way to not read that in THE voice
I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
When Jen sees Roy in the wheelchair and then turns around to see Moss behind the bar, I'm basically crying from laughing so hard. It's just such ridiculous episode, I love it.
Nothing beats the " A fire?! At a Seaparks?!" episode imo!
How did they get your wheelchair out with the door locked?
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
He's only gone and put a pony on Liverpool
We're in too deep, Roy. I'm worried they're going to find out I don't know what a pony is.
They’re ‘avin a laugh today
Well, that's easy to remember.
"You best put seat belts on your ears, Roy, because I'm about to take them for the ride of their lives."
This is the Internet?
The whole internet?
I asked for a loan of it so that
you could use it in your speech.
It's so small!
That's one of the
surprising things about it.
Hang on, it doesn't have
any wires or anything.
Oh, yes, everything's wireless
nowadays, isn't it?
"Do these glasses make me look like a bastard?"
What the flip are you looking at?Think this is funny? You think this is some kind of mother flipping joke?
Unhand me priest!
A fire? At a Seaparks?
I'm just going to put this over here with the rest of the fire
It is too ... soviet out there.
What is this? A crossover episode?
edit: thank u all for the awards :D its been a while since I last watched bojack, so maybe it’s time to rewatch haha
That's tooooo much, man.
Sarah Lynn… Sarah Lynn?
Suck a dick, dumb shits!
Back on the nineties I was in a very famous tv showwww
Back in oh-seven I was in a not-successful TV showwww
I went to stock market today. I did a business.
Vincent Adultman was so wonderful as a character. Just a perfect juxtaposition of the completely ridiculous world of BoJack Horseman and some really genuine emotions.
Man, I need to go rewatch the show for the eighth time.
Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out!
ERICA!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT TOOTH FROM?
Erica! You can't be here! This place is filled with children!
Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice
Now Kyle, you’re a sick little monkey, mmkay. If you continue this behavior, I’m gonna have to call your mother, mmkay?
Title of your sex tape
You're not cheddar - you're just some common bitch.
Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
No doubt, no doubt
*Gasp* “Title of OUR sex tape!”
Yippee kayak, other buckets!
(Chuckles) I'm in danger
Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
"Shut up, Meg."
"Could I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"
“Well first of all, through god, all things are possible, so jot that down”
Look, Buddy, I know a lot about the law and…various other lawyerings.
A well placed pen can have quite the effect on a man like him
Oh, great! Cute! I bet you put that pen there so people will go “Oh- That looks like a dick!”
I think I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!!
"I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong"
So anyway, I started blasting.
She’s not going to say no because of the implication
Are you going to hurt women?
Listen... if the answer is no, then the answer is no. But shes not GOING TO SAY no.
Think of all the horrible things that happen out at sea in things like Moby Dick and Jaws. Now these things are running through this woman’s mind as shes informing your decision.
"What is your spaghetti policy here?"
"How much cheese is too much cheese?"
DAY MAN! AHAAAAAAAH!
I have a touch of consumption
I've been poisoned by my constituents!
I’m cultivating mass
Milk steak and jelly beans, raw
I love it when a plan comes together
Treat yo self!
“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have…”
Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.' Do you understand?"
"I have a permit"
**I do what I want**
My favorite Ron quote is when he’s in the home improvement store, the guy comes over ask if he needs help, and Ron just goes, “I know more than you,” and walks away.
Pretty much every Swanson quote is a gem.
"I’m actually not sure how much money I have. But I do know how many pounds of money I have."
I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems
You had me at meat tornado
Why does government matter?
Skim milk is water that is lying about being milk.
It’s always Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
Oh yeah!? Well, I’ll make my *own* theme park!! With blackjack!! And hookers!!!
And THAT'S how you get ants.
I had something for this
We named our new puppy Cyril Figgis and he literally barks at any noise he hears. I’m pulling up from work and i can hear him barking before i get in the house so I always walk in yelling “SUPPRESSING FIRE!!”
He died doing what he loved: getting shot.
Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass
*beep* elaborate voicemail prank!
And by the way… if I was a clone of Adolf-goddamn-Hitler, wouldn’t I LOOK LIKE Adolf-goddamn-Hitler?!
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked
Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them
But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar, an Airbender named aang
Fuck off, Lahey.
I am the liquor
It's not rocket appliances.
Let's go, smokes!
Randy, I will pay you $100 to fuck off
"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have."
"Wait. I'm worried that you just heard 'give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'give me *all* the bacon and eggs *you have.*'"
I know what I'm about son
These won't be necessary.
I know more than you
I have the toes I have, Leslie.
“Why would you call this a steak?”
Ann Perkins 👉🏻👉🏻
"Why are you serving me the food that my food eats?"
Terry loves yogurt.
i love scary terry he says what regular terry is thinking
THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG IM GUNNA BE LATE FOR THE FARMERS MARKET
It was 5. Number 5 killed my brother.
Holy motherforking shirtballs!
Not a girl.
Attention: I have been murdered.
PLEASE DON'T MURDER ME I HAVE KIDS....I HAVE KIDS!
It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.
:crying: I’m a legit snack!